In recent threads on Paizo's boards, Canada has come under attack. The Americans are threatening to unleash Celine Dion on us and other bad things ... maybe even worse things.
Defend Canada.
Spoiler:
Attackers roll 3d6.
Defenders roll 2d6.
Ties go to the defenders.
So that's how you're going to play, huh? Try to blame us for the epic suck that is Celene Dion? Just for that -- "54-40 or fight!" And we'll now be holding Mike Myers, William Shatner and Pamela Anderson hostage (of course, I will take personal custody of Anderson...regulations, you know...)
Sharoth(Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber)
Celine Dion is actually from Quebec, so in a way she isn't a Canadian. ~grins and runs~
Daeglin(Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber; Campaign Setting, Companion, Modules Subscriber)
See, what they don't realize is that Celine was just a distraction. The true op was fronted by Pamela Anderson and Natasha Henstridge, followed by Elisha Cuthbert and Keanu Reeves as the boy toy. Bob and Doug successfully lowered any expectation that we could do anything. Now with Ryan Reynolds having brought Scarlett Johansson over to our side, there's no stopping our final ploy - obviously can't reveal the details, but this time next year, BAMMO, Universal Health Care!
See, what they don't realize is that Celine was just a distraction. The true op was fronted by Pamela Anderson and Natasha Henstridge, followed by Elisha Cuthbert and Keanu Reeves as the boy toy. Bob and Doug successfully lowered any expectation that we could do anything. Now with Ryan Reynolds having brought Scarlett Johansson over to our side, there's no stopping our final ploy - obviously can't reveal the details, but this time next year, OBAMA, Universal Health Care!
Just out of curiosity how many people on the boards here, parlez le français couramment?
Parlez français? Mais oui! Ecrire en français? Mille fois non!
Et c'est pour ca que je propose un PbP sur these boards, en francais et anglais pour les gens qui veux a apprendre le francais plus bien. Je doir apprendre le francais pour moi occupation, et je spend so much friggin' time on these boards, that it makes sense for me.
Just out of curiosity how many people on the boards here, parlez le français couramment?
Parlez français? Mais oui! Ecrire en français? Mille fois non!
Et c'est pour ca que je propose un PbP sur these boards, en francais et anglais pour les gens qui veux a apprendre le francais plus bien. Je doir apprendre le francais pour moi occupation, et je spend so much friggin' time on these boards, that it makes sense for me.
That's a great idea. Who would DM it? And we would get to used both languages pretty much as you just did?
(For the record - my ancestors are Canucks. And I used to live on the Rock. Born in the U.S. though.)
The Jade(Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber)
I.Malachi wrote:
And I used to live on the Rock.
Quitting crack addiction is no easy task. I'm very proud of you.
Quitting crack addiction is no easy task. I'm very proud of you.
ROFL, Jade, you're one of a kind. (For those who wonder - the "Rock" is sometimes slang for Newfoundland. I still have trouble saying differently in spite of the plethora of people who don't use the term.)
Sharoth(Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber)
I.Malachi wrote:
The Jade wrote:
I.Malachi wrote:
And I used to live on the Rock.
Quitting crack addiction is no easy task. I'm very proud of you.
ROFL, Jade, you're one of a kind. (For those who wonder - the "Rock" is sometimes slang for Newfoundland. I still have trouble saying differently in spite of the plethora of people who don't use the term.)
Quitting crack addiction is no easy task. I'm very proud of you.
ROFL, Jade, you're one of a kind. (For those who wonder - the "Rock" is sometimes slang for Newfoundland. I still have trouble saying differently in spite of the plethora of people who don't use the term.)
~wicked smile~ That ROCKS!!! ~Runs~
~wonders where the smell of fresh fish is coming from~
Quitting crack addiction is no easy task. I'm very proud of you.
ROFL, Jade, you're one of a kind. (For those who wonder - the "Rock" is sometimes slang for Newfoundland. I still have trouble saying differently in spite of the plethora of people who don't use the term.)
I happen to know that Jade loves the maritimes. He won't admit it, but in his heart of hearts he wishes he lived on the Bay of Fundy.
Can't you just see him out there on a fishing boat, leaning over the prow, ears back, fur moistened by the splash of sea water ... good doggy. There's a boy. You see any fish?
S'il avait un PbP français sur le site Paizo, je jouerait un nain (french Dwarf?) qui parlerait en joual Québecois, qui sacre assez souvent aussi. :)
"Moé la, la. Y faut que j'aille pogner c'te bonhomme la!"
Oh sure, because that will help me to improve my french. :-D
I was actually thinking, that we could play it in a language in which two languages were spoken and both could be used. If the game were set in Varisia, then Common (Chelish) = English and Varisian = French. People could move back and forth between the languages like they do in bilingual communities.
Quitting crack addiction is no easy task. I'm very proud of you.
ROFL, Jade, you're one of a kind. (For those who wonder - the "Rock" is sometimes slang for Newfoundland. I still have trouble saying differently in spite of the plethora of people who don't use the term.)
I happen to know that Jade loves the maritimes. He won't admit it, but in his heart of hearts he wishes he lived on the Bay of Fundy.
Can't you just see him out there on a fishing boat, leaning over the prow, ears back, fur moistened by the splash of sea water ... good doggy. There's a boy. You see any fish?
I love the maritimes, too. They're a bit cold for my Southern blood, but I love them.
EDIT: Must get new screen cleaner. I used up my last wipes cleaning up coffee after laughing at both Jade and Sharoth. (Thanks for that, guys, I needed it.)
Seriously, the PbP sounds great.
Sharoth(Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber)
I.Malachi wrote:
Tarren Dei wrote:
I.Malachi wrote:
The Jade wrote:
I.Malachi wrote:
And I used to live on the Rock.
Quitting crack addiction is no easy task. I'm very proud of you.
ROFL, Jade, you're one of a kind. (For those who wonder - the "Rock" is sometimes slang for Newfoundland. I still have trouble saying differently in spite of the plethora of people who don't use the term.)
I happen to know that Jade loves the maritimes. He won't admit it, but in his heart of hearts he wishes he lived on the Bay of Fundy.
Can't you just see him out there on a fishing boat, leaning over the prow, ears back, fur moistened by the splash of sea water ... good doggy. There's a boy. You see any fish?
I love the maritimes, too. They're a bit cold for my Southern blood, but I love them.
EDIT: Must get new screen cleaner. I used up my last wipes cleaning up coffee after laughing at both Jade and Sharoth. (Thanks for that, guys, I needed it.)
Seriously, the PbP sounds great.
~grins~ No problem. Just remember to watch out for Heathy. There is something fishy about him. ~WEG~ He tends to flounder the wrong way.
The Jade(Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber)
I.Malachi wrote:
The Jade wrote:
I.Malachi wrote:
And I used to live on the Rock.
Quitting crack addiction is no easy task. I'm very proud of you.
ROFL, Jade, you're one of a kind. (For those who wonder - the "Rock" is sometimes slang for Newfoundland. I still have trouble saying differently in spite of the plethora of people who don't use the term.)
Newfoundland!
"Aye, but you can't tell the mind of a squid."
Home of Harbor Harbor and Come By Chance. I love the place.
The Jade(Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber)
Tarren Dei wrote:
I happen to know that Jade loves the maritimes. He won't admit it, but in his heart of hearts he wishes he lived on the Bay of Fundy.
Can't you just see him out there on a fishing boat, leaning over the prow, ears back, fur moistened by the splash of sea water ... good doggy. There's a boy. You see any fish?
Well I'm no fisherman, but otherwise you have me pegged to the wall with no hope of wiggle room.
Spent a couple of early years in Cape Cod and have some maritime connections in my family. Ever seen whales making it? I was close enough to play funk bass next to them.
Oh to return to the briny spray! Jenny Haniver, reveal yourself! I wait ever patient atop crags embraced in starfish, setting a pink amyrilis free across the waves in your name.