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Sunny G burns skid marks and flames as he races across the boards. He leaves his red hot call signs at the Angry Jack Cult, the Slaad Thread, and splatters a few insects from the Bug Cult Thread on his Windshield. MIndy and Muffy also learn the Sunny G in the dreamy love god personified in both the front and back seats. Eventually, Suuny G comes to a screeching halt at the Beach and joins the others on teh D&SN thread.


*giggle* That was sooo much fun! Thanks! Molly, you really missed out!


celestial nymph wrote:
*giggle* That was sooo much fun! Thanks! Molly, you really missed out!

*looks at the newly returned nymphs, then back towards the hot tub*

It would appear she has.

*goes back to watching the girls spiraling on the pole*


*watches the spinning beauties with an ever more mischievous smile*

Hmmm, puts me in the mood for romance, I've heard it's like sex, but without the handcuffs. ;)


Good Morning folks...hopefully ;P


Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:
Good Morning folks...hopefully ;P

Depends on the hang-over. :D


Sm**fette Drone 7-of-9 wrote:
Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:
Good Morning folks...hopefully ;P
Depends on the hang-over. :D

Amongst other things, yes - too true. Ow... ;D


Is it bad if I can't tell if the party is still going on, or if everybody's comatose and recovering? ;)


Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:
Is it bad if I can't tell if the party is still going on, or if everybody's comatose and recovering? ;)

I think they are all passed out... ;)


Jilly Bean wrote:
Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:
Is it bad if I can't tell if the party is still going on, or if everybody's comatose and recovering? ;)
I think they are all passed out... ;)

Well then, it was a good party. I was beginning to worry there... :D


Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:
Is it bad if I can't tell if the party is still going on, or if everybody's comatose and recovering? ;)

Sounds like you've recovered...need another 'lesson'? Or do you still need to sit on that pillow?


Priestess of Discord wrote:
Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:
Is it bad if I can't tell if the party is still going on, or if everybody's comatose and recovering? ;)
Sounds like you've recovered...need another 'lesson'? Or do you still need to sit on that pillow?

"Oh I'm fine, I just like the feel of the silk," he says with a grin, stretching with a few audible 'pops'. "You sure have some interesting ideas on what constitutes a 'lesson'..." :)


Leans carefully over Ambrosia as she begins to stir.

"Sweets?" he asks quietly, just in case anyone is in the throes of a hangover. "You okay? I'm glad to see you got the hang of controlling your tail last night..." ;P

Looks over to El-Lina to see if she's still konked out or is awake.


Oooh! Exactly how much did I have to drink last night? Must have aspirin and coffee now.

Er, exactly what did I do last night?


lynora-Jill wrote:

Oooh! Exactly how much did I have to drink last night? Must have aspirin and coffee now.

Er, exactly what did I do last night?

You're still in the limo right? I don't think anybody else stumbled into the Jello Cabana last night...maybe I should start looking under pillows to be sure though.


Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:
lynora-Jill wrote:

Oooh! Exactly how much did I have to drink last night? Must have aspirin and coffee now.

Er, exactly what did I do last night?

You're still in the limo right? I don't think anybody else stumbled into the Jello Cabana last night...maybe I should start looking under pillows to be sure though.

Yep, still in the limo. At least I think I'm still in the limo...


lynora-Jill wrote:
Yep, still in the limo. At least I think I'm still in the limo...

Unless you two finally made it to the trampoline. After that, you could have landed anywhere...


Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:

Leans carefully over Ambrosia as she begins to stir.

"Sweets?" he asks quietly, just in case anyone is in the throes of a hangover. "You okay? I'm glad to see you got the hang of controlling your tail last night..." ;P

Looks over to El-Lina to see if she's still konked out or is awake.

Ambrosia stirs and El-Lina squirms out from beneath.

...cofffeeeeeeeee....


JH makes sure the digital copies are secured and copies of the realease/entry form are mailed to corporate.

"Irish coffee anyone?"


Jack Hammer wrote:

JH makes sure the digital copies are secured and copies of the realease/entry form are mailed to corporate.

"Irish coffee anyone?"

"Yes. Cofee good."

"So, how bad is the damage?"


Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:

Leans carefully over Ambrosia as she begins to stir.

"Sweets?" he asks quietly, just in case anyone is in the throes of a hangover. "You okay? I'm glad to see you got the hang of controlling your tail last night..." ;P

{stretches luxuriously, then curls back up} More sleep. Wake later.


Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:

Leans carefully over Ambrosia as she begins to stir.

"Sweets?" he asks quietly, just in case anyone is in the throes of a hangover. "You okay? I'm glad to see you got the hang of controlling your tail last night..." ;P

{stretches luxuriously, then curls back up} More sleep. Wake later.

Tries to think calming thoughts as she stretches. Fails miserably. ;D

"Alright, sweets. Get some rest."

Plants a quick peck on her cheek and runs a hand down her back, smoothing out her fur (and eliciting another stretch). :)

El-Lina Solareil wrote:

Ambrosia stirs and El-Lina squirms out from beneath.

...cofffeeeeeeeee....

"Poor thing. Right - coffee for the rest of us. Wait here, I'll be right back."

Grabs towel, knots it around waist, then heads to the bar to get the espresso flowing. :)


lynora-Jill wrote:
Jack Hammer wrote:

JH makes sure the digital copies are secured and copies of the realease/entry form are mailed to corporate.

"Irish coffee anyone?"

"Yes. Cofee good."

"So, how bad is the damage?"

"I could retire on this footage!"


Jack Hammer wrote:
lynora-Jill wrote:
Jack Hammer wrote:

JH makes sure the digital copies are secured and copies of the realease/entry form are mailed to corporate.

"Irish coffee anyone?"

"Yes. Cofee good."

"So, how bad is the damage?"

"I could retire on this footage!"

*groans*

"So this is gonna take some serious negotiations, huh? You know, to get you to keep it in the private collection."


Devlyn comes back a few minutes later, chuckling to himself at the new round of negotiations on the videos going on, and sets up a table and chairs outside the cabana. He puts out much coffee, as well as juice and some warm cinnamon buns to nibble on.

Pokes his head back in the cabana.
"Java is served ladies," he says quietly with a smile.


lynora-Jill wrote:
Jack Hammer wrote:
lynora-Jill wrote:
Jack Hammer wrote:

JH makes sure the digital copies are secured and copies of the realease/entry form are mailed to corporate.

"Irish coffee anyone?"

"Yes. Cofee good."

"So, how bad is the damage?"

"I could retire on this footage!"

*groans*

"So this is gonna take some serious negotiations, huh? You know, to get you to keep it in the private collection."

"I'm not sure. Jilly can't negotiate without ticking off Jumpin', and it would be impossible to 'extricate' you from that footage."

"The cabana cam does have a lot to offer as well. I'm thinking of a series called Cat Lovers."

"Yes, yes. The party was quite successful."


Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:

Devlyn comes back a few minutes later, chuckling to himself at the new round of negotiations on the videos going on, and sets up a table and chairs outside the cabana. He puts out much coffee, as well as juice and some warm cinnamon buns to nibble on.

Pokes his head back in the cabana.
"Java is served ladies," he says quietly with a smile.

"Sticky buns?" *giggle* "Owww"


El-Lina Solareil wrote:
"Sticky buns?" *giggle* "Owww"

"Quite," Devlyn says with a wicked grin, handing her a big mug of coffee (and PoD as well). "Now drink this down to help with that."


Jack Hammer wrote:

"I'm not sure. Jilly can't negotiate without ticking off Jumpin', and it would be impossible to 'extricate' you from that footage."

"The cabana cam does have a lot to offer as well. I'm thinking of a series called Cat Lovers."

"Yes, yes. The party was quite successful."

"Meow, I say. Meow...[ahem]"

:D


Comes back outside and downs some coffee for himself, then scarfs down a bun or two.


*groans*

Stupid hangover...

I need "Neverending Coffee" now.


Jack Hammer wrote:

"I'm not sure. Jilly can't negotiate without ticking off Jumpin', and it would be impossible to 'extricate' you from that footage."

"The cabana cam does have a lot to offer as well. I'm thinking of a series called Cat Lovers."

"Yes, yes. The party was quite successful."

"Unless I was on the cabana cam, I'm not so worried about what they were doing over there. But I'd really hate to have the footage with me in it become public. So since Jilly can't negotiate, I guess I'll just have to pay for both of us, so to speak. I'm sure you can think of something I can do to make it worth your while to keep that part of things in the private collection, can't you?"


Dragonborn Jack wrote:

*groans*

Stupid hangover...

I need "Neverending Coffee" now.

Gets up from his table, goes back to the bar and wheels over a barrel of java for DBJ.

"Either that or a wand with a bunch of quicksober cantrips in it. Here, this should help," as he cracks the top to let the healing aromatics waft up, then heads back to the cabana to see what else the ladies might need.


lynora-Jill wrote:
Jack Hammer wrote:

"I'm not sure. Jilly can't negotiate without ticking off Jumpin', and it would be impossible to 'extricate' you from that footage."

"The cabana cam does have a lot to offer as well. I'm thinking of a series called Cat Lovers."

"Yes, yes. The party was quite successful."

"Unless I was on the cabana cam, I'm not so worried about what they were doing over there. But I'd really hate to have the footage with me in it become public. So since Jilly can't negotiate, I guess I'll just have to pay for both of us, so to speak. I'm sure you can think of something I can do to make it worth your while to keep that part of things in the private collection, can't you?"

"Hmmm...teacher or student...."

"Who knows if she 'taught' you everything she knows...that private lesson she gave you was...well, you know. I'm surprised the cameras didn't fry. Glad I didn't go with the low bidder."

"This is tough."


Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:
Dragonborn Jack wrote:

*groans*

Stupid hangover...

I need "Neverending Coffee" now.

Gets up from his table, goes back to the bar and wheels over a barrel of java for DBJ.

"Either that or a wand with a bunch of quicksober cantrips in it. Here, this should help," as he cracks the top to let the healing aromatics waft up, then heads back to the cabana to see what else the ladies might need.

"Now if only you could take care of the Poodles..."

*takes long drink of java*

Blessed be the druids who grow coffee beans...


Dragonborn Jack wrote:

"Now if only you could take care of the Poodles..."

*takes long drink of java*

Blessed be the druids who grow coffee beans...

It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.

It is by the juice of Java that my thoughts acquire speed,
My teeth acquire a stain,
The stain becomes a warning.
It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.


Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:
Dragonborn Jack wrote:

"Now if only you could take care of the Poodles..."

*takes long drink of java*

Blessed be the druids who grow coffee beans...

It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.

It is by the juice of Java that my thoughts acquire speed,
My teeth acquire a stain,
The stain becomes a warning.
It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.

I didn't say 'bards', I said 'druids'. Big difference.


Dragonborn Jack wrote:
I didn't say 'bards', I said 'druids'. Big difference.

"Druids chant too. It's all part of the prayers, neh?" ;)


Jack Hammer wrote:


"Hmmm...teacher or student...."

"Who knows if she 'taught' you everything she knows...that private lesson she gave you was...well, you know. I'm surprised the cameras didn't fry. Glad I didn't go with the low bidder."

"This is tough."

"Let me make it easier for you. You keep that footage in the private collection and I'll do anything you want. Anything at all. Would you like me to get out the list? Oh, yeah, I made a list during our last set of negotiations. All the fantasies you could think of. I bet we could get through at least two of them, don't you think?" ;)


Time for a (hopefully) much less eventful commute than yesterday afternoon. Back in a bit ;)


lynora-Jill wrote:
Jack Hammer wrote:

"I'm not sure. Jilly can't negotiate without ticking off Jumpin', and it would be impossible to 'extricate' you from that footage."

"The cabana cam does have a lot to offer as well. I'm thinking of a series called Cat Lovers."

"Yes, yes. The party was quite successful."

"Unless I was on the cabana cam, I'm not so worried about what they were doing over there. But I'd really hate to have the footage with me in it become public. So since Jilly can't negotiate, I guess I'll just have to pay for both of us, so to speak. I'm sure you can think of something I can do to make it worth your while to keep that part of things in the private collection, can't you?"

Sounds like I would owe LJ. I'm ok with that! ;)


lynora-Jill wrote:
Jack Hammer wrote:


"Hmmm...teacher or student...."

"Who knows if she 'taught' you everything she knows...that private lesson she gave you was...well, you know. I'm surprised the cameras didn't fry. Glad I didn't go with the low bidder."

"This is tough."

"Let me make it easier for you. You keep that footage in the private collection and I'll do anything you want. Anything at all. Would you like me to get out the list? Oh, yeah, I made a list during our last set of negotiations. All the fantasies you could think of. I bet we could get through at least two of them, don't you think?" ;)

"I thought you were afraid of circus clowns?"

Spoiler:
Gothcha!


Jilly Bean wrote:
lynora-Jill wrote:
Jack Hammer wrote:

"I'm not sure. Jilly can't negotiate without ticking off Jumpin', and it would be impossible to 'extricate' you from that footage."

"The cabana cam does have a lot to offer as well. I'm thinking of a series called Cat Lovers."

"Yes, yes. The party was quite successful."

"Unless I was on the cabana cam, I'm not so worried about what they were doing over there. But I'd really hate to have the footage with me in it become public. So since Jilly can't negotiate, I guess I'll just have to pay for both of us, so to speak. I'm sure you can think of something I can do to make it worth your while to keep that part of things in the private collection, can't you?"
Sounds like I would owe LJ. I'm ok with that! ;)

Wow. Way to make a guy feel loved. :P


Jack Hammer wrote:
lynora-Jill wrote:
Jack Hammer wrote:


"Hmmm...teacher or student...."

"Who knows if she 'taught' you everything she knows...that private lesson she gave you was...well, you know. I'm surprised the cameras didn't fry. Glad I didn't go with the low bidder."

"This is tough."

"Let me make it easier for you. You keep that footage in the private collection and I'll do anything you want. Anything at all. Would you like me to get out the list? Oh, yeah, I made a list during our last set of negotiations. All the fantasies you could think of. I bet we could get through at least two of them, don't you think?" ;)

"I thought you were afraid of circus clowns?"

** spoiler omitted **

Which is why this is a one time offer. I did say I'd do anything. ;) (shudder)


Jack Hammer wrote:
Jilly Bean wrote:
lynora-Jill wrote:
Jack Hammer wrote:

"I'm not sure. Jilly can't negotiate without ticking off Jumpin', and it would be impossible to 'extricate' you from that footage."

"The cabana cam does have a lot to offer as well. I'm thinking of a series called Cat Lovers."

"Yes, yes. The party was quite successful."

"Unless I was on the cabana cam, I'm not so worried about what they were doing over there. But I'd really hate to have the footage with me in it become public. So since Jilly can't negotiate, I guess I'll just have to pay for both of us, so to speak. I'm sure you can think of something I can do to make it worth your while to keep that part of things in the private collection, can't you?"
Sounds like I would owe LJ. I'm ok with that! ;)
Wow. Way to make a guy feel loved. :P

*Giggle*

Well, I don't know about loved, but you're liked. :)
If LJ is going to do the negotiations for the two of us, seeing as how I am a spoken for kinda girl, and you're a spoken for kinda guy, than the way I see it, I would owe her. And I'm alright with that. :)


lynora-Jill wrote:
Jack Hammer wrote:
lynora-Jill wrote:
Jack Hammer wrote:


"Hmmm...teacher or student...."

"Who knows if she 'taught' you everything she knows...that private lesson she gave you was...well, you know. I'm surprised the cameras didn't fry. Glad I didn't go with the low bidder."

"This is tough."

"Let me make it easier for you. You keep that footage in the private collection and I'll do anything you want. Anything at all. Would you like me to get out the list? Oh, yeah, I made a list during our last set of negotiations. All the fantasies you could think of. I bet we could get through at least two of them, don't you think?" ;)

"I thought you were afraid of circus clowns?"

** spoiler omitted **

Which is why this is a one time offer. I did say I'd do anything. ;) (shudder)

I'm not sure its worth all that

Yikes!


lynora-Jill wrote:
Jack Hammer wrote:
lynora-Jill wrote:
Jack Hammer wrote:


"Hmmm...teacher or student...."

"Who knows if she 'taught' you everything she knows...that private lesson she gave you was...well, you know. I'm surprised the cameras didn't fry. Glad I didn't go with the low bidder."

"This is tough."

"Let me make it easier for you. You keep that footage in the private collection and I'll do anything you want. Anything at all. Would you like me to get out the list? Oh, yeah, I made a list during our last set of negotiations. All the fantasies you could think of. I bet we could get through at least two of them, don't you think?" ;)

"I thought you were afraid of circus clowns?"

** spoiler omitted **

Which is why this is a one time offer. I did say I'd do anything. ;) (shudder)

Maybe we can work out an installment plan. Two fantasies seem woefully small in comparison to Bill Gates' type of wealth. Warms up the computer to run cost-benefit comparison scenarios to come up with adequate recompense.

Spoiler:
computer burns up. crap!


Jack Hammer wrote:


Maybe we can work out an installment plan. Two fantasies seem woefully small in comparison to Bill Gates' type of wealth. Warms up the computer to run cost-benefit comparison scenarios to come up with adequate recompense.

** spoiler omitted **

You know you should have bought that better computer, baby. Um, just out of curiosity, did you back up the files that were on that computer? What am I saying? Of course you did.

Three fantasies?


"We go through more computers that way...." ;D


lynora-Jill wrote:
Jack Hammer wrote:


Maybe we can work out an installment plan. Two fantasies seem woefully small in comparison to Bill Gates' type of wealth. Warms up the computer to run cost-benefit comparison scenarios to come up with adequate recompense.

** spoiler omitted **

You know you should have bought that better computer, baby. Um, just out of curiosity, did you back up the files that were on that computer? What am I saying? Of course you did.

Three fantasies?

Redundant hard drives, baby. Redundant hard drives. :)

Well, fantasy #1 seems to have already been shot down, and #2 got a shudder.

3 fantasies? Per day? For a month?

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