I've devised a new method to entertain myself:

Step one: Write a bizarre, cryptic note.

Step two: Fold it up as small as you can.

Step three: Hide it where someone will accidentally discover it.

If anyone else decides to start doing this, post your note here. My first one, which I hid in my school:

URGENT: There is a spot on campus which nobody has ever seen. Go to this place and you will find a blind man named Andre. He will speak to you in a language that you have never heard, but you will know what must be done. Godspeed.

EDIT: A second note.

URGENT: Within 1 km of this spot is a building whose outer dimensions could accomodate another room. If one of the interior walls is demolished, a dark secret will be revealed. But beware, seeker of knowledge, lest you make an enemy of an ancient evil.

NOTE: I love you.

NOTE: They know!

NOTE: Yes, it does make you look fat.

NOTE: X

NOTE: If you are reading this, it’s too late.

NOTE: Here is the $20 I owe you.

Left without any money.

NOTE: Help me!

You could also put a note in a sealed envelope with an instruction on the outside of the envelope: "Do not open until..." with some date in the recent past.

Then put a dated letter inside from a few months prior to the date on the envelope and make a fake prediction of a news event that you know took place on that date.

Somebody would fall for it.

NOTE: [Time] [Address]

Be sure not to include a date.

If you could be sure of the person who would discover it.

NOTE: For a good time call [Person’s Phone Number].

If you could be sure of the person who would discover it.

NOTE: For a good time call [Person’s Phone Number].

That's awesome.

15 parts potassium nitrate
3 parts charcoal
2 parts sulfur

NOTE: Must prevent Walker from releasing H1N1!

Drawing of one circle within another with a five pointed star inside the inner circle.

NOTE: Look up

NOTE: Transfer $1 million into account 1213559
3458966
logger$

NOTE: Still have not reached 20% 235U.

LF1M DPS 4 IRL UBRS. NO DKs, NO QQ PLZ. PST.

row 12 behind the chair- Don't let the russians know.

its in the archives.

the link is on the lower half of the page.
they will never suspect

NOTE: This message will self-destruct in 3.. 2... 1..
HA! You thought I was serious! Sucker..

NOTE: And so it begins...

Sticky Note: Office Johnson called and wants you to call him back regarding your whereabouts on [date, preferably one you know the individual was at a club or bar].

NOTE: I've left the stuff in locker #23.

NOTE: Al, no more screwups. I've had it. I swear if anyone other than you sees this, it will be the last thing they see.

If you could be sure of the person who would discover it.

NOTE: For a good time call [Person’s Phone Number].

Placed this one at my store!

CourtFool wrote:

If you could be sure of the person who would discover it.

NOTE: For a good time call [Person’s Phone Number].

Placed this one at my store!

I write this on the back of Beer Coasters at my local Pub when I play Trivia there, but with random Mobile Phone numbers every time. ;)

Does this make me a bad person? >:D

Placed this one at my store!

And you called me a bad dog.

NOTE: "How to keep [name] busy, flip over".

Turn the card 180 degrees.

NOTE: "How to keep [name] busy, flip over".

This will seriously keep some people busy for up to 10 constant minutes.

Solnes wrote:

Placed this one at my store!

And you called me a bad dog.

Well it wasn't MY number!

Well it wasn't MY number!

(laughing) You are only saying that because your husband reads these boards.

Oh, and I will be by Thursday. That is his poker night, right?

Yes! Figured out how to place a spoiler!

Solnes wrote:

Well it wasn't MY number!

(laughing) You are only saying that because your husband reads these boards.

Oh, and I will be by Thursday. That is his poker night, right?

Oh sure...but you'll go there!

Solnes wrote:

CourtFool wrote:

If you could be sure of the person who would discover it.

NOTE: For a good time call [Person’s Phone Number].

Placed this one at my store!

I write this on the back of Beer Coasters at my local Pub when I play Trivia there, but with random Mobile Phone numbers every time. ;)

Does this make me a bad person? >:D

Yes! I AM TIRED OF GETTING THOSE CALLS! ;)

"Call me, I think I'm pregnant and you won't return my calls!"

On some married couples door.

Now that is Evil! :)

I wouldn't revive this, but I saw a really great one the other day.

"I hit your car and some one is watching me so I am writing this note so they think I'm leaving my info. Sorry."

The worst part about it? I'm seriously thinking of doing this. So much for paladinhood.

I wouldn't revive this, but I saw a really great one the other day.

"I hit your car and some one is watching me so I am writing this note so they think I'm leaving my info. Sorry."

The worst part about it? I'm seriously thinking of doing this. So much for paladinhood.

So you're the one who hit my car!!

Note: String Theory invalidates Religion and Evolution. The Universe is Debris of change in Possibility. Time is continuous change in possibility. Singularity is moment of change in Possibility. Only life can create change in Possibility and only from outside the Universe. Location (left in Physics Book in Library behind the Dust Cover - dated and signed).

If you have found this note, you have time to clean.