Rip the still beating heart out of the d20, drop it on the floor and stomp on it. Replace with 3d6 mechanic for a nice, smooth bell curve.

Throw out character classes.

Spanish Inquisition'd!

I demand that Vancian magic be abolished...

Spanish Inquisition'd!²

Return priests to a more priestly role. One or two orders of the Knights Templar is more than enough.

Base characters on their personality and abilities, not their equipment.

There are only a handful of massive, subterranean lairs.

Killing things does not improve a character.

PENULTIMATE DOESN'T MEAN NEXT TO LAST!!!!! <Spittle>

Replace the PFRPG with Hero rules.

Appeal for civility on the Paizo message boards.

Can't we please stop the edition wars?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? It's about the game, no the version!

It is Sebastian's fault.

It is Sebastian's fault.

Or Heath's fault.

It's not my fault.

Are you sure? A cross between a zombie and a pony would be…a dead horse.

Are you sure? A cross between a zombie and a pony would be…a dead horse.

Hmmm...you have a point. Maybe it is my fault.

Are you sure? A cross between a zombie and a pony would be…a dead horse.

We could kill Sebastian and have the same result too though...

We could kill Sebastian...

But ask yourself this - Can the devil really die?

But ask yourself this - Can the devil really die?

The Devil you say!

4e destroyed my childhood

Well I like it!

Though not as much as 3.5 and 3.75(Paizo DnD).

Psha! AD&D set the industry back to the bronze age.

Long live the ind'pen'ents!

Fighters are full of fail.

Fighters are full of fail.

Unless they're in melee with spellcasters. :)

Unless they're in melee with spellcasters.

Until the spellcaster takes a 5' step.

Old school gamers are the best! Back when I started playing we didn't have no sheet of paper telling us how to play our characters. Heck, we didn't have paper. The only people that had anything close to paper then was the pharaoh and his servants, and that was papyrus. And these dice things, maybe you'd get someone that carved a knuckle bone or something. No, we role-played it like it was meant to be, gathered around around the fire in our village taking swigs from the clay jug.

All you young whipper-snappers don't have any idea how to really role-play, with your fancy technology like paper and pencils and plastic dice.

Callous Jack wrote:

Unless they're in melee with spellcasters.

Until the spellcaster takes a 5' step.

And then the fighter uses the Step Up feat.

CourtFool wrote:

Callous Jack wrote:

Unless they're in melee with spellcasters.

Until the spellcaster takes a 5' step.

And then the fighter uses the Step Up feat.

The misstep ability? Sorry, I was thinking of something else.

Appeal for civility on the Paizo message boards.

Denial of civility unless sacred cows are left alone and dead horses are buried

CourtFool wrote:

Appeal for civility on the Paizo message boards.

Can't we please stop the edition wars?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? It's about the game, no the version!

But the new version is not really the game; it just stole the game's name.

GNS

Gygaxian Naturalism

The One Who Makes You Angry wrote:

taig wrote:

The One Who Makes You Angry wrote:

4e destroyed my childhood

3e/3.5e destroyed the Andromeda Galaxy.

OH YEAH????

2e cheated on you!!!!!!!!!!!! HA!

Yeah, well 1e put into motion financial forces that have only now begun to raise their ugly heads, causing massive financial upheaval throughout numerous sectors of the economy, resulting initially in a massive drop in stock markets worldwide, increased unemployment and the creation of an as yet unnamed new snack food of dubious origin, but which will quickly morph into a worldwide pandemic of rabid penguins and chihuahua zombies!

EDIT: And Basic D&D was responsible for Barney and the Teletubbies!!

Not only was Basic responsible for that...but they were also responsible for this person!

Poodles are full of EPIC fail!!1!!1111!shift+1!!

Poodles are full of EPIC fail!!1!!1111!shift+1!!

Hit a nerve, did I?

Mac Boyce wrote:

Poodles are full of EPIC fail!!1!!1111!shift+1!!

Hit a nerve, did I?

no....

They tease because they love. At least, that is what I tell myself at night. Otherwise, I cry.

One near and dear to my withered heart...

Slow vs Fast zombies!

Pirates vs ninjas vs robots vs cowboys vs Chuck Norris vs Conan.

And... Bacon.

also...

Paper copy Dragon magazine.

1 - Dwarven women have beards!

{No, actually, dwarven women *are* beards. Like Katie Holmes.}

2 - I have taken over Greyhawk, and all of the gods are laboring in a salt mine under the castle. Please send me your character sheets so I can tally up the XP your characters were worth and what sort of loot I got from them. Plzkthxbai.

3 - Pun-pun.

4 - If I utterly ignore the rules and common sense, this druid is way overpowered. Halp!

Throw out rolling up a character, and "buy" his attributes with "points".

Moo.

And... Bacon.

Mmmm....bacon.

weak...

Now pres man, there's a guy that can lay down some hurt on my old hide.

Balrogs don't have wings!

Pirates vs ninjas

Sorry, Cos…that was always a non-starter.

Balrogs don't have wings!

What about after they drink a Red Bull? Or quit the Beatles?

Callous Jack wrote:

Balrogs don't have wings!

What about after they drink a Red Bull? Or quit the Beatles?

That's just wrong on so many levels, I don't know where to begin...

Chaotic neutral is NOT chaotic stupid!!!

I know soooooooooooo many pathologically antisocial m+~#**$*+#@#s in real life that run their affairs with a singularly meticulous cunning and foresight.

The A-team, frinstins.

Trey wrote:

Callous Jack wrote:

Balrogs don't have wings!

What about after they drink a Red Bull? Or quit the Beatles?

That's just wrong on so many levels, I don't know where to begin...

Sacred cow abattoir.

Chaotic neutral is NOT chaotic stupid!!!

I know soooooooooooo many pathologically antisocial motherf~*%ers in real life that run their affairs with a singularly meticulous cunning and foresight.

The A-team, frinstins.

You know the A-team in real life? Cool.

And Lawful Good doesn't *always* mean Lawful Stupid! Just, yanno, 99 times out of 100.

Which is better? Star Wars or Star Trek?