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Heathansson Feb 4, 2009, 09:17 AM

Giant snake fossil!!!

Tarren Dei (RPG Superstar 2009 Top 8) Feb 4, 2009, 09:20 AM

Now that's cool. I want pictures!!

Mairkurion {tm} (Pathfinder Adventure Path, Tales, Battles Case Subscriber) Feb 4, 2009, 09:45 AM

Wow. Good find, Heathy...although I'm pretty sure that it could be an America-bashing snake...ya know, since it was Columbian. ;)

David Fryer Feb 4, 2009, 09:58 AM

What about the suicide bomber whale in Pakistan? Whay is nobody talking about that?

David Wickham (Pathfinder Superscriber) Feb 4, 2009, 10:58 AM

David Fryer wrote:

What about the suicide bomber whale in Pakistan? Whay is nobody talking about that?

Interesting...

aegrist13 Feb 4, 2009, 11:04 AM

Reminds me of the snake in Conan the Barbarian.

Sebastian (Bella Sara Charter Superscriber) Feb 4, 2009, 11:06 AM

aegrist13 wrote:

Reminds me of the snake in Conan the Barbarian.

Damnit. I came here to make a Conan comment!

Oh well, we all know that a real giant snake could whup Conan anyway. This one probably died because of America's imperialistic agenda!

David Fryer Feb 4, 2009, 11:13 AM

aegrist13 wrote:

Reminds me of the snake in Conan the Barbarian.

J Lo and Ice Cube are most likely running in fear right now.

Mairkurion {tm} (Pathfinder Adventure Path, Tales, Battles Case Subscriber) Feb 4, 2009, 11:23 AM

But...Conan did beat a real giant snake.

Sebastian (Bella Sara Charter Superscriber) Feb 4, 2009, 11:25 AM

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

But...Conan did beat a real giant snake.

Pffft. That's what the American propoganda machine would have you believe. They're also covering up the recent destruction of Tokyo, so take everything you read with a grain of salt. And coat your head with tin-foil - it's the only protection against the orbital mind lasers.

Mairkurion {tm} (Pathfinder Adventure Path, Tales, Battles Case Subscriber) Feb 4, 2009, 11:27 AM

They rebuilt Tokyo? Cuz I clearly remember it getting destroyed when I was a kid.

Pony Stalker Feb 4, 2009, 11:27 AM

Sebastian wrote:

Pffft. That's what the American propoganda machine would have you believe. They're also covering up the recent destruction of Tokyo, so take everything you read with a grain of salt. And coat your head with tin-foil - it's the only protection against the orbital mind lasers.

And frilly pink underwear will protect you from Theroy assassins.

The Eldritch Mr. Shiny Feb 6, 2009, 06:50 PM

I think that they've just discovered the snake killed by Ator the Fighting Eagle in "The Blade Master."

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