Why we love those rotting, hungry, putrid zombies

When I saw this thread I feared it would involve necrophilia.

When I saw this thread I hoped it would involve necrophilia.

It's okay, Bill. I was disappointed too. We'll start our own thread someday.

I was almost afraid to step in here.

I really want to see that movie

Bill Lumberg wrote:

When I saw this thread I hoped it would involve necrophilia.

It's okay, Bill. I was disappointed too. We'll start our own thread someday.

This is the kind of thing that keeps me coming back to this site.

Come for the 4e vitriol, stay for the necrophilia.

Come for the 4e vitriol, stay for the necrophilia.

Brilliant! That should be Paizo's slogan.

Come for the 4e vitriol, stay for the necrophilia.

This might be the first recorded occurence of a poodle creeping out a zombie.

Humps Aberzombie's leg.

This might be the first recorded occurence of a poodle creeping out a zombie.

What do you think gives zombies their resilient cohesiveness?

Aberzombie wrote:

This might be the first recorded occurence of a poodle creeping out a zombie.

What do you think gives zombies their resilient cohesiveness?

Oh, thank you for that image. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go find someone who can administer a destructive headshot.

CourtFool wrote:

Aberzombie wrote:

This might be the first recorded occurence of a poodle creeping out a zombie.

What do you think gives zombies their resilient cohesiveness?

Oh, thank you for that image. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go find someone who can administer a destructive headshot.

On you, or the poodle?

I was almost afraid to step in here.

ZOMBEH!

*glomps aberzombie*

Aberzombie wrote:

This might be the first recorded occurence of a poodle creeping out a zombie.

What do you think gives zombies their resilient cohesiveness?

Where's Vomit Guy when you need him?

~laughter~ Wow! I can't believe that I am rooting for the poodle to creep out the zombie. The world IS coming to an end!

Where's Vomit Guy when you need him?

You calle.....

SPLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTCH!!!!

Licks up the 'mess'.

Mmmm. Chunky.

I've been reading a new book called Zombies for Zombies, and they have a chapter on zombie love.

I've been reading a new book called Zombies for Zombies, and they have a chapter on zombie love.

See, Bill Lumberg! This thread is coming around after all...

When I saw this thread I hoped it would involve necrophilia.

I haven't read that chapter yet, but once I do, I'll try to post some excerpts.

I haven't read that chapter yet, but once I do, I'll try to post some excerpts.

Is this a thinly-veiled attempt to get lucky?

Is this a thinly-veiled attempt to get lucky?

Who needs to get lucky? Chicks dig me. Sadly for them, I'm a one woman zombie.

Aberzombie wrote:

I've been reading a new book called Zombies for Zombies, and they have a chapter on zombie love.

See, Bill Lumberg! This thread is coming around after all...

Bill Lumberg wrote:

When I saw this thread I hoped it would involve necrophilia.

Moves Infernal up on the list of most bizarre paizonians.

Infernal Healer wrote:

Aberzombie wrote:

I've been reading a new book called Zombies for Zombies, and they have a chapter on zombie love.

See, Bill Lumberg! This thread is coming around after all...

Bill Lumberg wrote:

When I saw this thread I hoped it would involve necrophilia.

Moves Infernal up on the list of most bizarre paizonians.

The June Cleaver stuff may be my finest work...

The fun thing about zombies is the fact that when bites and pieces start falling off you can just take out a knife and carve yourself a new hole, they dont mind really.

That's just wrong...

Hmmm....not necessarily feeling the love from some people.

Hmmm....not necessarily feeling the love from some people.

AAAWWWW, was it something I said or the visual of the new hole?

Now wheres court fool, I wanna see if he's up for some zombie hunting?

Now wheres court fool, I wanna see if he's up for some zombie hunting?

Naah, CF won't hunt me! I help keep his bone supply high. Besides, he's an old timer around here....like me. Us old timers stick together.

Hmmm....not necessarily feeling the love from some people.

Just make your leg available to a passing poodle.

Aberzombie wrote:

Hmmm....not necessarily feeling the love from some people.

Just make your leg available to a passing poodle.

True, they are certainly ready to show anyone (or anything) some good, old-fashioned poodle love.

runs in and humps Callous Jack's leg

*humps Callous Jack's other leg*

*humps Callous Jack's other leg*

Suddenly I had an image in my mind of calus jack with two poodles humping his let and for all the world looking like he had on a pair of really fuzzy cowboy chaps.

*humps Callous Jack's other leg*

*Patiently waits his turn*

Snarky Poodle wrote:

*humps Callous Jack's other leg*

*Patiently waits his turn*

Whew.

I'm spent. It's all yours.

Cockapoo wrote:

Snarky Poodle wrote:

*humps Callous Jack's other leg*

*Patiently waits his turn*

Whew.

I'm spent. It's all yours.

*licks Snarky* Thanks! *humps Callous Jack's leg*

I call shotgun! Yap!

*waits for his turn on the other leg*

jumps of Callous Jack and starts humping the leg of that Tindall guy

jumps of Callous Jack and starts humping the leg of that Tindall guy

Yap! Time to get to work!

*gets to 'work' on Callous' leg*

jumps of Callous Jack and starts humping the leg of that Tindall guy

awww the nice poodle wants to play. ok then lets play.

If your going to hump my leg then try and lick off the peanut butter from my - well you know.

Hey fellow poodles! This guy's got peanut butter all over his feet. Let's help him clean it off....

pees on the Tindall's feet.

*drops a landmine on Tindall*

Hmm. That didn't clean him up, did it?

No, but it sure looks fun.

also drops a landmine on the Tindall

I haven't read that chapter yet, but once I do, I'll try to post some excerpts.

Zombies can read?

Without letting go of CJ's leg, Yankee Poodle aims a stream at the Tindall guy's feet.

Steven Tindall wrote:

If your going to hump my leg then try and lick off the peanut butter from my - well you know.

Hey fellow poodles! This guy's got peanut butter all over his feet. Let's help him clean it off....

pees on the Tindall's feet.

and here I thought poodles were house broken. oh well I know how to fix that. ( grabs poodle and rubs his naughty little nose in the puddle and says "bad dog") out you go. I swear it's so much responsabilty teaching an animal to be civilised.

Without letting go of CJ's leg, Yankee Poodle aims a stream at the Tindall guy's feet.

I'm impressed, that takes real talent not to mention good aim. Did you get a +2 bonus for using a natural weapon or would it be considered a ranged touch attack?

Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:

Steven Tindall wrote:

If your going to hump my leg then try and lick off the peanut butter from my - well you know.

Hey fellow poodles! This guy's got peanut butter all over his feet. Let's help him clean it off....

pees on the Tindall's feet.

and here I thought poodles were house broken. oh well I know how to fix that. ( grabs poodle and rubs his naughty little nose in the puddle and says "bad dog") out you go. I swear it's so much responsabilty teaching an animal to be civilised.

disarms landmines and disposes of them. Cant leave those silly things about, someone could get hurt.

Yap! He touches landmines! We'll sniff 'em, eat 'em, and roll in 'em, but we never carry them around.

Are you sure you're not a poodle in disguise? You have the hair for it.