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It's come to our attention that there are people here using their imaginations and having fun- and I'm here to put a stop to it!
Emesis, commonly known as vomiting (not to be confused to Regurgitation which is specifically defined as a small quantity of throwing up exhibited by infants), has been declared... a breath weapon.
Our legal department is currently reviewing said specific 'vomit breath weapon' to determine if it is an aspect of our proprietary IP (i.e. belonging to a non-SRD property, specifically "a monster").
Note: any and all counter claims by Warner Bros. (reference film feature 'The Exorcist') have exceeded their time limits!
So take this as notice. IP violations will be handled with all vigor and expediency!
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*lights candle*
I'd like to say something...
*approaches podium*
I'm glad to see everyone could make it. There's going to be refreshments afterwards. Little cakes and sh*t. It'll be totally worth vomit guy dying when you see these cucumber cakes we had catered.
Anyway...the first time I met vomit guy was on the boards, he puked on the thread that I was adding to and I realized, here is someone who really gets it...syrup of Ipacac that is.
::Amends Sebastian's sign to say "slippery when vomit is present" so as to prevent Sebastian from being sued for fraud and/or misrepresentation::But you didn't light a candle (vomit covered or otherwise). Come on, man, you've got to light a candle - Do it for Vomit Guy!!!
** spoiler omitted **
::Lights a vomit scented candle::
Mmm
*reluctantly lights a candle when his threats go unheeded*
*eats one of H. Hunni's cakes, hoping that what was meant was 'cakes and sh*t' not that this is an actual 'cake made of dung'*
Oh no, those really really are Cucumber Sh*t cakes, it's my Pep-pep's recipe. The catering people kept on asking if I was sure. What's their problem?
It's come to our attention that there are people here using their imaginations and having fun- and I'm here to put a stop to it!
Emesis, commonly known as vomiting (not to be confused to Regurgitation which is specifically defined as a small quantity of throwing up exhibited by infants), has been declared... a breath weapon.
Our legal department is currently reviewing said specific 'vomit breath weapon' to determine if it is an aspect of our proprietary IP (i.e. belonging to a non-SRD property, specifically "a monster").
Note: any and all counter claims by Warner Bros. (reference film feature 'The Exorcist') have exceeded their time limits!
So take this as notice. IP violations will be handled with all vigor and expediency!
This e-mail is confidential and may also be privileged. Please notify us immediately if you are not the intended recipient. You should not copy it, forward it or use it for any purpose or disclose the contents to any person. If you have received this e-mail in error, please notify us as soon as possible and destroy your copy. Unless otherwise expressly stated, this e-mail is not intended to constitute a business letter, order form or other offer or invitation to you, nor does this e-mail form the basis of any contract. Contracts may not be concluded by e-mail and any contract or agreement attached is subject to contract and shall not and is not intended to create a legally binding relationship.
Comes back with more gas just for Mammon.
Soon these boards will be as Clearchannel Broadcasting.Well aren't you a big meany, stink-head. Why are you making fun of certain people who might complain that your behavior is obnoxious. Meany!
** spoiler omitted **
Okay, this is a bit too far, I think. Vomit Guy was fun and all, but these are really personal attacks. Passive aggressive ones, yes, but still personal. It's one thing to be Mr. In-Your-Face, it's another thing to do something like this.
