91. A hot Rock. A small flat rock that is hot enough to boil 5 gallons of water or heat a small oven enough to bake a couple dozen loafs of bread. Usable once per day.

92. Whetstone of instant sharpening. Sharpens any edged implement with just one strop.

93. Shrine of forgetting. A small shrine placed in the center of the village that causes taxmen, bandits, Orc raiders, etc. to forget the village is even there.

94. Three magic beans. Everyone knows what the beans do.

Horseshoes of Plowing
no matter what the weather; ice; cold; wet; dry packed sod; all ground as treated as plowing normal earth.

Good-N-Pleanty Blessed Plow
This single plow blade is treated as +3 Adamantium, holy vs all rolls against any plowable material and does 6d6 damage, thus easily plowing rock, tough roots and the like and leaves 3 plowed rows instead of just one. Take a team of two horses, mules or donkeys or just one Ox to plow a field.

Mighty Fine Mill Stone of Shortchanging.
Obviously the work of notorious Millers; this mill stone will grind the finest flour providing rock free milled oats, wheat or whatnot of finest quality yet for every bushelof grain milled; the mill stone steals 1 bucket of flour,mash, or pressed grain. The bucket comes with the mill and must be placed in a hidden spot no farther than 50' from the millstone while in operation. Typically crooked millers put this bucket in a sealed large barrel

Treesqueezer
This is a big magical wrench with a steel band <much like our societies oil wrench for removing oil filters>. When a spiquot it put into a tree; 5 gallons of sap and the like for making things like syrup can be squeezed out of a tree in just a few rounds rather than waiting days.

Alright, we have 102 magic items! Great work, everybody!
(Also, Val, remember to number your items)

hehe Efreeti's cant count; sorry

magic beans are on twice so I figured the repeat doesnt count.

So much for the +1 Board with a Nail in it...

magic beans are on twice so I figured the repeat doesn't count.

Valegrim wrote:

magic beans are on twice so I figured the repeat doesn't count.

Ah, good. That means it's an even 101! Or...odd, but...huh.

Kobold Cleaver wrote:

Valegrim wrote:

magic beans are on twice so I figured the repeat doesn't count.

Ah, good. That means it's an even 101! Or...odd, but...huh.

Oh goody...and just for the attitude we herein volunteer Kobold Cleaver to write to Kobold Quarterly and offer them the list of 101 Items for Peasants.

Congratulations. I have a one month old boy.

Congratulations.

Congrats. Children are a blessing.

Some mornings may not feel that way.

More items? Has anyone done ...

Weedcutter
A +1 holy plant-bane scythe: because some weeds are evil.

Kobold Cleaver wrote:

Valegrim wrote:

magic beans are on twice so I figured the repeat doesn't count.

Ah, good. That means it's an even 101! Or...odd, but...huh.

Oh goody...and just for the attitude we herein volunteer Kobold Cleaver to write to Kobold Quarterly and offer them the list of 101 Items for Peasants.

yellowdingo wrote:

Kobold Cleaver wrote:

Valegrim wrote:

magic beans are on twice so I figured the repeat doesn't count.

Ah, good. That means it's an even 101! Or...odd, but...huh.

Oh goody...and just for the attitude we herein volunteer Kobold Cleaver to write to Kobold Quarterly and offer them the list of 101 Items for Peasants.

Hey, cool! One question: Should I submit it for an online article, or for the magazine itself?

Also: 94. 3 magic beans is pushed to next article because of repeat. Nail in Board replaces it.

Also: Sort by Farm Implement.

Kobold Cleaver wrote:

yellowdingo wrote:

Kobold Cleaver wrote:

Valegrim wrote:

magic beans are on twice so I figured the repeat doesn't count.

Ah, good. That means it's an even 101! Or...odd, but...huh.

Oh goody...and just for the attitude we herein volunteer Kobold Cleaver to write to Kobold Quarterly and offer them the list of 101 Items for Peasants.

Hey, cool! One question: Should I submit it for an online article, or for the magazine itself?

Flips coin: Online Article

Also: 94. 3 magic beans is pushed to next article because of repeat. Nail in Board replaces it.

Also: Sort by Farm Implement.

yellowdingo wrote:

Kobold Cleaver wrote:

yellowdingo wrote:

Kobold Cleaver wrote:

Valegrim wrote:

magic beans are on twice so I figured the repeat doesn't count.

Ah, good. That means it's an even 101! Or...odd, but...huh.

Oh goody...and just for the attitude we herein volunteer Kobold Cleaver to write to Kobold Quarterly and offer them the list of 101 Items for Peasants.

Hey, cool! One question: Should I submit it for an online article, or for the magazine itself?

Flips coin: Online Article

Also: 94. 3 magic beans is pushed to next article because of repeat. Nail in Board replaces it.

Also: Sort by Farm Implement.

Wait, sort by what?
Also, how do I query them for an online article?

26. hammer +5 prolie avenger (also comes in sickle)

Heathansson wrote:

26. hammer +5 prolie avenger (also comes in sickle)

Heathanssan, mind clearing this up for the Friday Funny?

Drat! Coulda thrown in a copy of Onions and Bunions, a Peasant's Tome of Farming and Long Life

Go KQ!

Drat! Coulda thrown in a copy of Onions and Bunions, a Peasant's Tome of Farming and Long Life

Emperor7 wrote:

Drat! Coulda thrown in a copy of Onions and Bunions, a Peasant's Tome of Farming and Long Life

But how is that magic?
Also, good news! The article has been accepted for a Friday Funny!

Woo hoo! We're famous!

Also, good news! The article has been accepted for a Friday Funny!

The article has been accepted for a Friday Funny!