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I declare the day following Saint Patrick's Day be dedicated to the wonder that is Vomit Guy.

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Miss me?


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It seems that now, more than ever, there is a need for me here.

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Indeed - the boards benefit from your vomitological guidance.

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Thank you, Vicar. You are, as always, too kind.

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*Poos a little*


... Canters through. Leaves some rotting flesh behind....


Indeed, Vomit Guy. There are many threads that could use a little HUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRLLLLLLLL!!!


Dead Horse wrote:
... Canters through. Leaves some rotting flesh behind....

Oooohh, that smell makes me want to......

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*Barfs again*


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Cardinal Chunder wrote:
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You know what I meant...


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I think we're becoming popular.

Spoiler:
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The Vicar of Vomit wrote:

I think we're becoming popular.

** spoiler omitted **

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The Vicar of Vomit wrote:

I think we're becoming popular.

** spoiler omitted **

I have been feeling a good vibe from the rest of the section lately. Maybe it's respe...

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....never mind.


Anyone care for some new age music-BLEEEEEEEERGH!


Get thee behind me....

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(rolls through while leaving a trail)


runs through thread in......

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Vomit Guy wrote:

Oooohhhh, I think I ate something that's disagreeing with me......

Lucky you!

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Vomit Guy wrote:
Oooohhhh, I think I ate something that's disagreeing with me......

Have you ever disagreed with something that was eating you?


Hello Cleveland! This next number is a little something I came up with while hanging out with John Tesh.... HUUUUUUUUUURGH!

BLEEEERGH!

UGGGGGGGGH!

Uh oh, is that my spleen? I don't feel so good {passes out}


Maelstrom Tapewyrm wrote:
Vomit Guy wrote:
Oooohhhh, I think I ate something that's disagreeing with me......
Have you ever disagreed with something that was eating you?

Come on buddy! If you're gonna hang here, get with the program. You've got to....

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(slips through and leaves behind a trail)


Technicolor Yanni wrote:
Anyone care for some new age music-BLEEEEEEEERGH!

No. Listening to Christian Rock

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(peeks out of the vomit, then submerges)


Cosmo's Wandering Eye wrote:
(peeks out of the vomit, then submerges)

(delicately maneuvers around the pools of bile)


Poor little hand and eye thingys. They do't even have mouths, so they can't.....

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That's so sad.

It makes me... Makes me...

Spoiler:
Cry...

Spoiler:
Psych!

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I haven't done this in a while, so here it gooooeesssss.....

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::::The Duke religiously hurls two large whole choclate bunnies, one large book labeled United State Health Care Manual and other Reforms, three shovels, two spare tires, and one liter of Jaegermeister::::

Hey! I got my mojo back.

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That's the ticket.


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Lick lick lick slurrrppp slurrpp chew chew lick lick lick chomp! mMMMM, CHUNKY!


Good dog!

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Vomit Guy wrote:

Good dog!

SPLOOOOOOOOORRRRRTCH!

We need more like him!

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I suppose we could recruit.....

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HEEEEEEEEEEAVE!

SPPPPPEEEEEEWWWWW

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