I don't know. Everything I eat has disagreed with me lately.
BBBBBAAAAAA-RRRRRRRAAAAAAAHHHHHHHCCCCCKKKKKKKK!
:::up-chucks two vintage 80s speaks, an ATARI 2600 with three cassette games, two abstract painting, one box set entitled Gamma World third edition, and a 70s lawnmower.:::
I don't know. Everything I eat has disagreed with me lately.
BBBBBAAAAAA-RRRRRRRAAAAAAAHHHHHHHCCCCCKKKKKKKK!
:::up-chucks two vintage 80s speaks, an ATARI 2600 with three cassette games, two abstract painting, one box set entitled Gamma World third edition, and a 70s lawnmower.:::
I can see why you're having a problem. One of those 2600 cassettes is the E.T. ga
One could have been Raiders of the Lost Ark. Oh no. Elliot, Puppets, Barrymore, Spielberg, they make me wanna HHHHHHHUUUUUUUURRRRRRLLLLLLLL!
:::vomits forth an empty whine bottle marked New Years 1979, a pair of skies, 30 feet of steel girders, the hat of Pope John Paul II and one cement mixer:::
So, at my Friday night game, we encounter some fungus creatures, and what minis does the DM put down? Your avatar and mine, since he lacked good fungus minis. I wanted to say, "Those aren't fungus men! It's the Bishop of Barf and the Vicar of Vomit!!!"
So, at my Friday night game, we encounter some fungus creatures, and what minis does the DM put down? Your avatar and mine, since he lacked good fungus minis. I wanted to say, "Those aren't fungus men! It's the Bishop of Barf and the Vicar of Vomit!!!"
I went to Nascar in Phoenix over the weekend. I tell you watching those drivers go around and around in a circle makes me want to HHHhhhhhhhuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrlllllllll!
:::hurls outward two metric tons of desert sand, one dufflebag labeled property of ASU, one Phoenix Cardinals jersey, two live tortises, a four-prong saugaro cactus, and one road sign says "Welcome to Phoenix":::
I hope that I have not mentioned this story elsewhere. This thread makes me think of it.
Years ago I was in a dinner that was known for serving large portions. Near the cash register were authographed photos of various celebrities. I was seated too far away to make out any of the people in the pictures.
As I was leaving I got a good look at the photos. The one that stood out seemed ironic to me. It was
Spoiler:
Karen Carpenter
I stood there for a moment, scratching my head and at a loss for words.
I hope you all had a good Thanksgiving. Before I continue I just want to say PPPPLLLLLOOOOOOCCCCCCCKKKKKKKK!
: Vomits forth four tomahawks, a teepee, one park table, a two gallon container of cranberry juice, one red box movie dispenser, one oxygen cannister used in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade, and the torn back leg of the "spider-man" float.
Belches loudly!
Shouldn't have had that cannister. Now I have gas.....
EWWWWWWWWWWWW Whats that smell? Someone clean this mess up. Oh thats just so disgusting. The Jack's aren't this bad. Oh Wow. It's sticky too. Oh why did I come to this place. AUGH.
EWWWWWWWWWWWW Whats that smell? Someone clean this mess up. Oh thats just so disgusting. The Jack's aren't this bad. Oh Wow. It's sticky too. Oh why did I come to this place. AUGH.
Don't run off without leaving a GIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFFFFTTT!