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All hail Vomit Guy!
Duke of Disgorge,

B 4-Mandragora avatar

Vomit Guy wrote:
Wow Duke! What have you been eating?

UUURRRRRRRRP!


I don't know. Everything I eat has disagreed with me lately.

BBBBBAAAAAA-RRRRRRRAAAAAAAHHHHHHHCCCCCKKKKKKKK!

:::up-chucks two vintage 80s speaks, an ATARI 2600 with three cassette games, two abstract painting, one box set entitled Gamma World third edition, and a 70s lawnmower.:::

Bishop of Barf,

36 Medium Water Elemental avatar

Duke of Disgorge wrote:
Vomit Guy wrote:
Wow Duke! What have you been eating?

UUURRRRRRRRP!


I don't know. Everything I eat has disagreed with me lately.

BBBBBAAAAAA-RRRRRRRAAAAAAAHHHHHHHCCCCCKKKKKKKK!

:::up-chucks two vintage 80s speaks, an ATARI 2600 with three cassette games, two abstract painting, one box set entitled Gamma World third edition, and a 70s lawnmower.:::


I can see why you're having a problem. One of those 2600 cassettes is the E.T. ga

BLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

Duke of Disgorge,

B 4-Mandragora avatar

Bishop of Barf wrote:
I can see why you're having a problem. One of those 2600 cassettes is the E.T. ga

BLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!


One could have been Raiders of the Lost Ark. Oh no. Elliot, Puppets, Barrymore, Spielberg, they make me wanna HHHHHHHUUUUUUUURRRRRRLLLLLLLL!

:::vomits forth an empty whine bottle marked New Years 1979, a pair of skies, 30 feet of steel girders, the hat of Pope John Paul II and one cement mixer:::

Vomit Guy,

The Scarecrow Golem Final avatar

Boy, that donut sure was tast....

SPLOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRTCH!!!

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRPH!!!

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAK!!!!!

MOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUURPH!!

The Vicar of Vomit,

Go L 34 Lemure avatar

Bishop of Barf wrote:

BLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

So, at my Friday night game, we encounter some fungus creatures, and what minis does the DM put down? Your avatar and mine, since he lacked good fungus minis. I wanted to say, "Those aren't fungus men! It's the Bishop of Barf and the Vicar of Vomit!!!"

Spoiler:
SPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWW!

Bishop of Barf,

36 Medium Water Elemental avatar

The Vicar of Vomit wrote:
Bishop of Barf wrote:

BLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

So, at my Friday night game, we encounter some fungus creatures, and what minis does the DM put down? Your avatar and mine, since he lacked good fungus minis. I wanted to say, "Those aren't fungus men! It's the Bishop of Barf and the Vicar of Vomit!!!"

** spoiler omitted **


Thanks for the laugh...

SSSSSSSPEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!

Duke of Disgorge,

B 4-Mandragora avatar

MMMMmmmmmm.... Fatburger, grease, Mmmmmmm.

Butterfrog,

Kuatoa avatar

Is this thread stil oBLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURGHHHH

The Vicar of Vomit,

Go L 34 Lemure avatar

Butterfrog wrote:
Is this thread stil oBLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURGHHHH

Yep.

BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRFFF!

Vomit Guy,

The Scarecrow Golem Final avatar

So, I was visiting Texas, and they've got great BBQ...

QUAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRFFFFFFFF

The Vicar of Vomit,

Go L 34 Lemure avatar

Vomit Guy wrote:
So, I was visiting Texas, and they've got great BBQ...

QUAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRFFFFFFFF


Was it as great coming up as it was going down?

HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRLLL!

Butterfrog,

Kuatoa avatar

What goes around, comes aBLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Bishop of Barf,

36 Medium Water Elemental avatar

Welcome back. You could use a

HHHHHHUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!

Vomit Guy,

The Scarecrow Golem Final avatar

Went to a retirement party last ni....

...IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!

Bill Lumberg,

Mr. Vomit Guy, sir: Have you considered releasing an instructional video series on projectile vomitting? I'm sure it would be a big hit.

Duke of Disgorge,

B 4-Mandragora avatar

Retirement party, big deal. I went to the buffet this morning.

Now I feel ssssssiiiiiiiicccccccckkkkkkkkk!

::heaves up a box of dinning utinsels, one fishing pole, one tackle box, a bucket of earthworms, and a pair of hunting cammies::

Vomit Guy,

The Scarecrow Golem Final avatar

Good weekend...

SPLOOOOOOOOORRRRRTCH!

BLAAAAAAARRRRPH!

HUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRLLLL!

HOOOOOOOOORRRRRRF!

SPLUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRCH!

BLEEEEEAAAAAAARRRRGH!

GLUUUUUUUUURRRRRF!

HEEEEEEEEEEAVE!

SPPPPPEEEEEEWWWWW

CHUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!

GUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRG!

AAAAARRRRRRRPH!

ERRRRRRRRPH!

The Vicar of Vomit,

Go L 34 Lemure avatar

That sounds like a good one, Vomit Guy!

Spoiler:
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRFFFF!

Duke of Disgorge,

B 4-Mandragora avatar

I went to Nascar in Phoenix over the weekend. I tell you watching those drivers go around and around in a circle makes me want to HHHhhhhhhhuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrlllllllll!

:::hurls outward two metric tons of desert sand, one dufflebag labeled property of ASU, one Phoenix Cardinals jersey, two live tortises, a four-prong saugaro cactus, and one road sign says "Welcome to Phoenix":::

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