Good point Vicar!

I would just like to add...

BLAAAAAAAAAAARRRR... Ack! Ack! ... BLUUUURF!

Uh oh.

That looks like something I might have needed.

I guess I got a little overzealous.

That's OK Vicar. It happens to the best of us...

UUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRFFFFF!!

BLAAAAAAARRRRRRRPH!!

HOAAAAAAAAAARRRRK!!

SPLUUUUUUUUURRRRRTCH!!!

Cupcakes?

Apple fritters?

Cupcakes?

Don't mind if I

HUUUUUUUURRRRRRRLLLLLLL!!!!

Dinner Rolls? No good substitute for keeping the vomit down.

Ewwwwww.

Welcome Mr. Horse. I think you'll fit in perfectly....

SPLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRTCH!!!

BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRF!!!

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRF!!!

The smell of horse always makes me....

CHHHHHHUUUUUUURRRRRRRLLLLLLLL!

And the smell of CHHHHHHUUUUUUURRRRRRRLLLLLLLL! always makes me...

ERRRRRRRRPH!

ORRRRRRRFFFF!

UUURRRRRRRRP!

YAAAAAAAAAAAK!

MMPH...

Ooh, I thought I was going to spew, but I didn't. That always seems to ha-BLAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRPH!

There it is.

MMPH...

Ooh, I thought I was going to spew, but I didn't. That always seems to ha-BLAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRPH!

There it is.

Few things worse than a fake spew. Very painful. The memory of it makes me need to HHHAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCKKKKKKKK!

Ouch.....

*whimper*

This just in....

SPLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRTCH

How's everybody doing?

I'm feeling sick to my stomach and it's wonderful!

BLAAAAAAAAARRRRRFF!

Congratulations Vicar!

SPLOOOOOOOOORRRRRTCH!

BLAAAAAAARRRRPH!

HUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRLLLL!

This swine flu is a blast! I wish I could get it more often!

HOAAAAAAAAAARRRRK!!

A good stomach virus is like gold.

HUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRF!

BLEEAAAAARRRGGGHH!

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAK!

Hu...

Hu...

HUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!

I just had to get that off of my diaphragm.

On second thought....

BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRPH!!!!

Hi, I'm new here. I'd thought I'd contribute to this section of the list.

BBBBBBBBLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

:::Pukes out six nine-irons, two used baby pampers, four tuna heads, and one issue of the New York Times, circa 1996.

Hi, I'm new here. I'd thought I'd contribute to this section of the list.

BBBBBBBBLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

:::Pukes out six nine-irons, two used baby pampers, four tuna heads, and one issue of the New York Times, circa 1996.

WELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMME!!!!!

WELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMME!!!!!

Thank you.

Oh no, here I go again.

BBBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!!

:::Pukes out one bag of fertilizer, four car batteries, two snow hovels, and the front fender of a vintage 1970 mustang with a license plate marked somewhere in Michigan.:::

I was just thinking....

SPLOOOOOOOOORRRRRTCH!

BLAAAAAAARRRRPH!

HUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRLLLL!

HOOOOOOOOORRRRRRF!

SPLUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRCH!

BLEEEEEAAAAAAARRRRGH!

GLUUUUUUUUURRRRRF!

HEEEEEEEEEEAVE!

SPPPPPEEEEEEWWWWW

CHUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!

GUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRG!

So, I made a stealth appearance in the product feedback thread yesterday, and wouldn't you know it - someone tattled on me.

So, I made a stealth appearance in the product feedback thread yesterday, and wouldn't you know it - someone tattled on me.

That makes me nauseous.

That makes me nauseous.

Same here....

ERRRRRRRRPH!

ORRRRRRRFFFF!

UUURRRRRRRRP!

So, I made a stealth appearance in the product feedback thread yesterday, and wouldn't you know it - someone tattled on me.

Wh

UUUUUUUUUURRRRRRLLLLLLLLL!!!!

would do that?

I'd rather not name names.

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODA!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE!

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMYYYYYYYY!!

HEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!

I'd rather not name names.

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODA!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE!

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMYYYYYYYY!!

HEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!

Awesome.

That makes me want to HUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRLLL!

I PPPPPPPPPUUUUUUUUKKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEEEE! on those who snitch.

:::Out spills an air conditioner, two LAWS rocket launchers, the ejection seat of an F-22, one copy of the fourth edition D&D Player's Handbook, Stan Lee's hair piece, and three rolls of quarters:::

HAPPY HALLOWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN!!

I ate too much candy last night.

All that sugar....., I'm gonna puke!

RRRRRRRROOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!

DoD pukes out two jeep tires, a united states postal drop box, sixteen feet of carpet, twenty-two Barbie dolls, and three rotting jack-o-lanterns from the Halloween of 2007.

You have some great stuff in there, Duke. Let's see what I can "come up" with.

HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRLLL

*pukes up pancreas*

Hmm. I don't think that was such a good idea.

You have some great stuff in there, Duke. Let's see what I can "come up" with.

HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRLLL

*pukes up pancreas*

Hmm. I don't think that was such a good idea.

It takes practice.

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRLLLLLLLLLLL!!!

More stuff tomorrow.

Trick or treat!

Oooohhh...too much...

SPLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRTCH!!

HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRL!!

BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRPH!!

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLPH!!

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAK!!

Oh God! Oh God! Oh God!

SSSSSSSSPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

Pukes up 3 headlights, a bear skin rug, 4 250 ZIP Drives, 1 large red box marked medical waste, and the crown jewels of London

Oh God! Oh God! Oh God!

SSSSSSSSPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

Pukes up 3 headlights, a bear skin rug, 4 250 ZIP Drives, 1 large red box marked medical waste, and the crown jewels of London

Thanks for holding those for me, Duke. I'll just polish them off and be on my way.

And, in other news....

SPLOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRTCH!!

Thanks for holding those for me, Duke. I'll just polish them off and be on my way.

You're welcome.

WWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGG!

::regurgitates one bass guitar, two external hard drives, one broken rocking horse, four hub caps, and an empty blow torch

AAAAARRRRRRRPH!

ERRRRRRRRPH!

ORRRRRRRFFFF!

UUURRRRRRRRP!

Wow. This place is a mess. Someones got to BLAAAAAAAAAAARRRRGGG!

Has anyone seen Rosie?

HEEEEEEEEEEAVE!

SPPPPPEEEEEEWWWWW

Rosie! Where the hell are you?

UUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRFFFFFF!!!

Oh god, it's everywhere!

HUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRLLL!

Rosie! Where the hell are you?

UUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRFFFFFF!!!

*drives a heavy duty cleaning machine into the thread*

Apologies, sir. I was unable to keep up with my duties with the available equipment. i took the liberty of ordering something with a little more oomph. *whirrr, beep*

*Begins to hit buttons that cause the machine to vacuum, mop, and scrub the thread*

Thanks Rosie. You're a...

PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEACH!

What? Oh no. NOT AGAIN!

HHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRFFFFFFFF!

:::pukes out a footlocker marked property of the United States Marine Corps (contents 2 dozen unwashed socks), 4 helmets belonging to the Detroit Lions, 2 mining picks, one large empty money bag marked as property of Washington Mutual, and a Citibank corporate banner:::

Wow Duke! What have you been eating?

SPPPPPEEEEEEWWWWW

CHUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!

GUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRG!

AAAAARRRRRRRPH!

ERRRRRRRRPH!

ORRRRRRRFFFF!

UUURRRRRRRRP!