Do any of you wonder if there is more to life than regurgitation?

FLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRG!

WTF?!?

That's BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAsphemy!

WTF?!?

That's BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAsphemy!

I apologize, Lord Vomit Guy. How shall I make my atonemeBLAAAAAAAAAARF!

Say five HAAAAAAAIIIIILLLLLL Marys and 4 OUUUUUUURRRRRRR Fathers!

I hate to bring this up again. Wait, no I don't.

At the risk of being repetitive...

Is that vomit on your shirt, or are you just happy see me?

BLLLLAAAAAARRRRRRRRRFFFFFFFFF!

RL story. My buds have an annual 'All Guys' camping trip. Complete with our own Barf Shirt. Blue t-shirt with barf pocket sewn on the front. The shirt passes on to the next guy to barf, and is not supposed to be cleaned. Ever.

Just thinking about this makes me want to

RAAAALPPPPHHHHHH!

That is a truly inspiring story, HUUUUUURRRRRL. I shall declare you're Barf Shirt a holy relic!

That is a truly inspiring story, HUUUUUURRRRRL. I shall declare you're Barf Shirt a holy relic!

I'm so choked up I'm gonna

BLLLLAAAARRRRPPP!

GO SAINTS!!!!

BLAAAAAARRRRRPH!!

Any good RAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLPHing over the weekend?

I got really exicted watching the Saints game yesterday and...well... I'm not even sure 10 Rosies could clean that mess up!

SPLOOOOOOOOORRRRRTCH!

BLAAAAAAARRRRPH!

HUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRLLLL!

HOOOOOOOOORRRRRRF!

SPLUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRCH!

BLEEEEEAAAAAAARRRRGH!

GLUUUUUUUUURRRRRF!

HEEEEEEEEEEAVE!

*whirrrr* *BEEP*

Current mess has exceeded this unit's cleaning capacity, sir. Request additional units.

*feebly attempts to mop up the mess*

That's okay Rosie - sometimes, we like to bask in the aroma.

That's okay Rosie - sometimes, we like to bask in the aroma.

** spoiler omitted **

Amen.

SPLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTCH!!!!

Where did all my peeps go?

HUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRL!

Where did all my peeps go?

HUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRL!

I had to do some renovations to the house. For some reason the toilet keeps overflowing.

SPLORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRCH!!

In my demi-planar home, The Porcelain Throne, no toilet ever overflows. No matter how much goes into it.

SPPPPPEEEEEEWWWWW

CHUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!

GUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRG!

AAAAARRRRRRRPH!

ERRRRRRRRPH!

ORRRRRRRFFFF!

UUURRRRRRRRP!

YAAAAAAAAAAAK!

VUUUUUURRRRRRRRP!

Edit:

*wipes tear*

This thread is... so... beautiful...

A wise man once said, "Beauty is in the BLEEEEEAAAAAAARRRRGH! of the beholder."

Is in here where we come to hurl? I had one too many beers....

HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRLLLLL

Huh, when did I ate corn?

All projectors of stomach content are welcome here, my son.

SPLOOOOOOOOORRRRRTCH!

BLAAAAAAARRRRPH!

HUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRLLLL!

HOOOOOOOOORRRRRRF!

SPLUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRCH!

BLEEEEEAAAAAAARRRRGH!

GLUUUUUUUUURRRRRF!

HEEEEEEEEEEAVE!

SPPPPPEEEEEEWWWWW

CHUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!

GUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRG!

AAAAARRRRRRRPH!

ERRRRRRRRPH!

ORRRRRRRFFFF!

UUURRRRRRRRP!

YAAAAAAAAAAAK!

VUUUUUURRRRRRRRP!

RAAAAAAAAAALLLLLPH!

SMOOOOOOOOORRRRRG!

HOOOOOORRRRRK!

BAAAAAAARRRRRRF!

RAAAAAAAALLLLLPH!

Is in here where we come to hurl? I had one too many beers....

HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRLLLLL

Huh, when did I ate corn?

I saw you dancing naked. It was.... HUUUURRRRRRLLLLLL!!! completely disgusting.

Frat Jack wrote:

Is in here where we come to hurl? I had one too many beers....

HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRLLLLL

Huh, when did I ate corn?

I saw you dancing naked. It was.... HUUUURRRRRRLLLLLL!!! completely disgusting.

Aww c'mon, you've seen me doing worse without even blinking how can some simple nakedness beBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH H...

urgh...

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

excuse me, I ate pirate

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

excuse me, I ate pirate

It happens.

SPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWW!

I'm kind of hoping this thread doesn't achieve cult status.

I think this is the first alias to be cultified.

Where is Gary's botfly link? That should do the trick.

Hey! That's how some of us reproduce!

BRAINS!!!

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

Bill Lumberg wrote:

How about photos of a game-con held at a nude beach, would that do it?

How about photos of all the current US Congressman held at a nude beach, would that do it?

That image made me wretch. I am not joking.

Besides the misspellings:

BRAINS!!!

Wrong thread kid.

SPLOOOOOORRRRRRRTCH!

Celestial Healer wrote:

I'm kind of hoping this thread doesn't achieve cult status.

I think this is the first alias to be cultified.

Hey we have a pond (abandoned) for frog aliases...

Ponds are great! Like giant toilets!

BLAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRPH!!!!!!!!

Have I been forsaken?

BLAAAAAAARRRRPH!

HUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRLLLL!

HOOOOOOOOORRRRRRF!

SPLUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRCH!

BLEEEEEAAAAAAARRRRGH!

Have I been forsaken?

BLAAAAAAARRRRPH!

HUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRLLLL!

HOOOOOOOOORRRRRRF!

SPLUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRCH!

BLEEEEEAAAAAAARRRRGH!

*whirrr* *Beeep*

*still valiantly attempting to mop up*

I believe that it is simply hard to see the others through the mess, sir.

I'm still here. Somewhere.

SPEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWW!

"Paizo.com: Your source for virtual vomit."

"Paizo.com: Your source for virtual vomit."

BHHHHHHHHHUY SOME TODAY! HURRRRRRRRLLLLLLL

Wow, the Barf clergy is growing

PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Have I been forsaken?

Hey- AUGH! {slips on liquid spew on the floor} Wow, when you guys play Slip-n-Slide, you go all out.

Oh Neverending Chunder Fountain...
His Most Resplendent Technicolor Yawn...
Most Gurglily and Chunky One...
How does a mortal make Masterwork Vomit? Teach us, please.

CHUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRGH!

I must say. This is the most disgusting thread I've seen on this website. How it keeps from being locked....

Vomit and farts. The international languages.

BBRRRRAAAACCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKK!

PFFFRRRAAAAPPPPPPP!

BONUS!

I must say. This is the most disgusting thread I've seen on this website. How it keeps from being locked....

** spoiler omitted **

Welcome Raja! Always nice to see new fac...

....SPLOOOOOOORRRRRRRTCH!!!

The Raja of Retching wrote:

I must say. This is the most disgusting thread I've seen on this website. How it keeps from being locked....

** spoiler omitted **

Welcome Raja! Always nice to see new fac...

....SPLOOOOOOORRRRRRRTCH!!!

Thank you for the kind wo...

HUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRLLLL!

No problem! And your offerings are greatly appreci.......

....BLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRF!!!

I must say. This is the most disgusting thread I've seen on this website. How it keeps from being locked....

** spoiler omitted **

I suppose Gary and Ross are just to disgusted to come in and clos...

PUUUUUUUUKKKKKKKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE