CREDO!!!!!
*blorrrrrrf*

Dennis Miller musta thunk me up, cos I don't think anybody gets me....

CREDO!!!
*blorf*

I get you. And, Welcome!

SPLOOOOOOOOORRRRRTCH!

BLAAAAAAARRRRPH!

HUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRLLLL!

HOOOOOOOOORRRRRRF!

I was gonna go for the burgermeister look but this guy looked like he has something to share.

HUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRLLL!!!

Dennis Miller musta thunk me up, cos I don't think anybody gets me....

CREDO!!!
*blorf*

I don't get it.

I don't get it.

Allow me to enlighten you.....

HOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRCH!!!

UUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRPH!!!

BLAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRPH!!!

The Vicar of Vomit wrote:

I don't get it.

Allow me to enlighten you.....

HOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRCH!!!

UUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRPH!!!

BLAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRPH!!!

So in other words...

Except on weekends. Then it's

FLLLLLLUMMMMMMPHHHHHHHHH!!!

If the game was Dungeons & Vomit, we could have the Taraspew!

If the game was Dungeons & Vomit, we could have the Taraspew!

I think Aardman should make a Wallace & Vomit film.

Anybody know if Vomit Romney is going to run for President in 2012?

Anybody know if Vomit Romney is going to run for President in 2012?

OK, that makes me queasy- <WHACK!> {gets smacked upside the head with large fish}

Wretches would simply become retches!

[ranged touch attack]
RRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEETCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH![/ranged touch attack]

We could have the most dangerous of all dungeons - The Tomb of Hurlers.

HUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!

We could have the most dangerous of all dungeons - The Tomb of Hurlers.

HUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!

With its own Vomitarium!

UUUUURRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPP!

BLEEEEEAAAAAAARRRRGH!

GLUUUUUUUUURRRRRF!

HEEEEEEEEEEAVE!

SPPPPPEEEEEEWWWWW

CHUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!

GUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRG!

AAAAARRRRRRRPH!

This thread is getting messy.

I love the smell of vomit in the morning!

SPLOOOORRTCHHHHHH!

This thread is getting messy.

** spoiler omitted **

I would offer to clean up a little using my inherent control over all forms of vomit, but that just goes against my nature.

Maybe we could hire a maid....

The Vicar of Vomit wrote:

This thread is getting messy.

** spoiler omitted **

I would offer to clean up a little using my inherent control over all forms of vomit, but that just goes against my nature.

Maybe we could hire a maid....

You called sir?

Vomit Guy wrote:

The Vicar of Vomit wrote:

This thread is getting messy.

** spoiler omitted **

I would offer to clean up a little using my inherent control over all forms of vomit, but that just goes against my nature.

Maybe we could hire a maid....

You called sir?

Yes. Clean this up.

BLAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGH!

Rosie the Robot wrote:

Vomit Guy wrote:

The Vicar of Vomit wrote:

This thread is getting messy.

** spoiler omitted **

I would offer to clean up a little using my inherent control over all forms of vomit, but that just goes against my nature.

Maybe we could hire a maid....

You called sir?

Yes. Clean this up.

BLAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGH!

Very good, sir.

*pulls out mop and bucket and starts cleaning*

The Vicar of Vomit wrote:

Rosie the Robot wrote:

Vomit Guy wrote:

The Vicar of Vomit wrote:

This thread is getting messy.

** spoiler omitted **

I would offer to clean up a little using my inherent control over all forms of vomit, but that just goes against my nature.

Maybe we could hire a maid....

You called sir?

Yes. Clean this up.

BLAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGH!

Very good, sir.

*pulls out mop and bucket and starts cleaning*

See! That was my sandwich you ate!

*grabs chunk and eats it* Oops.

SPLOOOORRRRRTCH!

kinda like twice-baked potatoes...

One of my favorites is potato soup - Chunky style, of course.

RAAAAAAAAAALLLLLPH!

SMOOOOOOOOORRRRRG!

HOOOOOORRRRRK!

BAAAAAAARRRRRRF!

All Chunky soups rock, especially the split pea and ham. It's already green!

H-H-HHHHHHHHHHUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPP!

*glides through with mop clearing away the mess*

PHLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRGE!!!

Oops, sorry Rosie. That got all over your face, didn't it?

PHLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRGE!!!

Oops, sorry Rosie. That got all over your face, didn't it?

*whirrrr* *beep*

Yes, sir. Please try to refrain from vomiting on cleaning staff, sir.

*wipes self off and goes back to mopping*

That robot sure knows how to use a wet vac.

HHHUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRLLLLLLLLLL!

PLAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRPH!

Clean up on Aisle 3

PLAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRPH!

Clean up on Aisle 3

Yes, sir.

*whirrr, beep*

*mops up aisle 3*

HOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRPH!

Thanks alot Rosie! You're one of the good ones.

What the.....?

Where are all my peeps?

SPLOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRTCH!!!

nobody gets me.

CREDO!!!

plus too much gruesomeness irl; kids have sinus infections.
There's things I've seen this week I dare not, nay.....can not relate.

Ooooh....sinus infections!

Almost as nasty as...

PLAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRPH!

I found my new favorite book:

Cool! And my new favorite TV show is CHUUUUUUUUUUCK.

Look! Up in the Sky! It's a bird, it's a plane! ITS....

UGH! I need a towel quick!

I prefer the Big Barf Theory. They had a nice ralphing segment this week.

RAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLPPPPHHHHHHHHH!

Look! Up in the Sky! It's a bird, it's a plane! ITS....

UGH! I need a towel quick!

My bad.

Smells fart wafting over from Jack Thread

ACK! WRRRREEEEEEELLLLLLLTCCCCCCHHHHHHHH!

Oops! I think I sharted.

Oops! I think I sharted.

There is no place for that in this thread.

*whirrrr*

*beep*

*dumps bucket of sudsy water on Hurl of Sandwich*

This should take care of any lingering unpleasantness, sir.

*goes back to mopping*

*whirrrr*

*beep*

*dumps bucket of sudsy water on Hurl of Sandwich*

This should take care of any lingering unpleasantness, sir.

*goes back to mopping*

Some clean shorts would have worked fine, but thanks.

UUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPLLLLLL!

Two vomits are walking down the street. All of a sudden one begins to cry. What’s wrong asks the other. Oh nothing... it's just that this is where I was brought up.

BLAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRPH!

Two vomits are walking down the street. All of a sudden one begins to cry. What’s wrong asks the other. Oh nothing... it's just that this is where I was brought up.

BLAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRPH!

That's so funny, I think I'm going to be sick.

HUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRLLLLLLLLL!!!!

What do you get when a cow vomits? A cud missile!

HEEEEEEEEEEAVE!

SPPPPPEEEEEEWWWWW

CHUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!

Don't forget that great Canadian sport,

CHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRLLLLLLLLLLLLLING!

I love that old TV show The Honeymooners, with Jackie Gleason as.....

RAAAAAAAALLLLLPH Kramden.