Where is Gary's botfly link? That should do the trick.

How about photos of a game-con held at a nude beach, would that do it?

Celestial Healer wrote:

Where is Gary's botfly link? That should do the trick.

How about photos of a game-con held at a nude beach, would that do it?

*hlph*

Bill Lumberg wrote:

Celestial Healer wrote:

Where is Gary's botfly link? That should do the trick.

How about photos of a game-con held at a nude beach, would that do it?

*hlph*

That sounded like you got a little bit of that vomity taste in your mouth, at least.

An entire thread dedicated to vomit jokes, isn't Paizo the greatest website ever.

taig wrote:

Bill Lumberg wrote:

Celestial Healer wrote:

Where is Gary's botfly link? That should do the trick.

How about photos of a game-con held at a nude beach, would that do it?

*hlph*

That sounded like you got a little bit of that vomity taste in your mouth, at least.

My dear taig, I have the utmost confidence that, should you continue to strive, you will achieve a level of nausea sufficient to induce one of the most vitriolic and voluminous episodes of heaving these boards have ever seen.

BLEEEEEAAAAAAARRRRRRRGH!

How about photos of a game-con held at a nude beach, would that do it?

How about photos of all the current US Congressman held at a nude beach, would that do it?

An entire thread dedicated to vomit jokes, isn't Paizo the greatest website ever.

Yes.

Yes it is.

** spoiler omitted **

Congratulations! I knew you could do it! Tell me, was it the Congressmen?

SPLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRTCH!!

Bill Lumberg wrote:

How about photos of a game-con held at a nude beach, would that do it?

How about photos of all the current US Congressman held at a nude beach, would that do it?

That image made me wretch. I am not joking.

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

Bill Lumberg wrote:

How about photos of a game-con held at a nude beach, would that do it?

How about photos of all the current US Congressman held at a nude beach, would that do it?

That image made me wretch. I am not joking.

All that pale aged flesh, fully exposed... tufts of grey-white hair in odd places... saggy fatty flesh jiggling with every minor movement... bloodshot leering & lecherous eyes... the slight stench, a mix of declining hygiene, stale alcohol, and cheap cigars...

Bill Lumberg wrote:

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

Bill Lumberg wrote:

How about photos of a game-con held at a nude beach, would that do it?

How about photos of all the current US Congressman held at a nude beach, would that do it?

That image made me wretch. I am not joking.

All that pale aged flesh, fully exposed... tufts of grey-white hair in odd places... saggy fatty flesh jiggling with every minor movement... bloodshot leering & lecherous eyes... the slight stench, a mix of declining hygiene, stale alcohol, and cheap cigars...

And that's just Nancy Pelosi! ;)

SPLUUUUUUURTCHH!!

BTW, that visualization is WAY too close. Experience that before? Were you an intern somewhere? Never mind. :)

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

All that pale aged flesh, fully exposed... tufts of grey-white hair in odd places... saggy fatty flesh jiggling with every minor movement... bloodshot leering & lecherous eyes... the slight stench, a mix of declining hygiene, stale alcohol, and cheap cigars...

And that's just Nancy Pelosi! ;)

SPLUUUUUUURTCHH!!

Well played, both of you! That rather grotesque image is now indelibly seared onto the screen of my memory.

SPPPPPEEEEEEWWWWW

Jack Hammer wrote:

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

All that pale aged flesh, fully exposed... tufts of grey-white hair in odd places... saggy fatty flesh jiggling with every minor movement... bloodshot leering & lecherous eyes... the slight stench, a mix of declining hygiene, stale alcohol, and cheap cigars...

And that's just Nancy Pelosi! ;)

SPLUUUUUUURTCHH!!

Well played, both of you! That rather grotesque image is now indelibly seared onto the screen of my memory.

SPPPPPEEEEEEWWWWW

And is that spew now indelibly seared onto the screen of your computer?

An offering to the porcelain God(dess)
Arguing with the worms
Barf
Barffalo Bill
Barking at the ants
Belch the Bile By-product
The Big Spit
Bile Geyser
Blow a hole in the bowl
Blow Chunks
Blowing Groceries
Calling Earl
Calling Huey on the big white telephone
The Call of the Walrus
Calling the Buffalos
Chorkle
Chow shower
Chuck a Veggie
Chumming
Chunder
Chunk eruption
Cleaning the pipes
Colon Explosion in Reverse
Delivering Street Pizza
Disembarking dinner
Doing the Hoakey Croaky
Downloading dinner
Driving the Porcelain Bus
Esophogeal Eruption
Evacuate all you ate
Feeding the fish
Fertilize the bushes
Five finger spray
Flash the hash
Gale Force Burp
Gastro Geyser
Going for the 2nd chew
Go the Nostril Sauce
Goulash gush
Having an up and under
Having a Spit
Heave
Honk
Hoark
Hurl
Hwark
Involuntary personal protein spill
Jazz up the carpet
Jettisoning the chunky cargo
Laughing at the ground
Launching lunch
Leggo my Eggo
Liquid burp
Liquid laugh
Liquid scream
Look for aardvarks
Lose your load
Make a map
Making your Big Toes go flat
Mouth crying
My cousin Ralph
Oral diahorrea
Salad shooter
Sing a rainbow
Smucking your yuck
Spew
Spitting the furry lifesaver
Spray the weeds
Parking a tiger
Parking your groceries
Pavement pizza
Puke
Ralph
Reverse Defication
Reviewing your lunch
Review the menu
Ride the regurgitron
Rooping
Round-trip meal ticket
Selling a Buick
Shout at Your Shoes
Sicky
Singing New York
Snot the hotdog
Spill your Breakkie
Spraying a jet
Spray Puree
Taking the shortcut out
Technicolour Yawn
3-D Burp
Throwing it into reverse
Throwing your cookies
Throw the Brown Cow
Toss the Slack-Mac's
Tossing your cookies
Turn on the tap
Ughp
Uneat
Unswallowing
Upchuck
Up and Out
Vom
Vomit
Vommie
Vurp = a burp with a little vomit
Woof your Cookies
Worshipping the Porcelain God
Yacking
Yark
Yawn a big bright chunky rainbow
Yelling at the ants
Yodelling

BTW, that visualization is WAY too close. Experience that before? Were you an intern somewhere? Never mind. :)

I have a very warped braincase and I've been to some of the darkest corners of the Internet... unless it involves certain smells, my nausea threshold goes to 11.

Hmmm, maybe I should take courses toward a career as a coroner or crime scene cleanup.

Edit: To compensate, I seem to have a much higher incidence of beverages and food out the nose because of laughter. Jack w/ a splash of cola mixed with doritos & habanero sauce causes new levels of pain when it comes out (well, some gets stuck for a while) your nose. If I wasn't choking and could still see straight, the evening would have ended with a friend in the ER having a fork removed.

Nice.

Burping and Slurping?

Jack Hammer wrote:

BTW, that visualization is WAY too close. Experience that before? Were you an intern somewhere? Never mind. :)

I have a very warped braincase and I've been to some of the darkest corners of the Internet... unless it involves certain smells, my nausea threshold goes to 11.

Hmmm, maybe I should take courses toward a career as a coroner or crime scene cleanup.

'CSI Slaad'?

Cool :)

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

Jack Hammer wrote:

BTW, that visualization is WAY too close. Experience that before? Were you an intern somewhere? Never mind. :)

I have a very warped braincase and I've been to some of the darkest corners of the Internet... unless it involves certain smells, my nausea threshold goes to 11.

Hmmm, maybe I should take courses toward a career as a coroner or crime scene cleanup.

'CSI Slaad'?

Cool :)

'CSI Miasma'? :)

[ooc]Edit: To compensate, I seem to have a much higher incidence of beverages and food out the nose because of laughter. Jack w/ a splash of cola mixed with doritos & habanero sauce causes new levels of pain when it comes out (well, some gets stuck for a while) your nose.

Long ago, in some wooded area far away a teenaged Bill Lumberg laughed while swiging Jack Daniels. Some of it went into his nose. He still remembers the burning sensation some 25 years later.

And is that spew now indelibly seared onto the screen of your computer?

Naah, I've learned to keep a squeegee around.

ERRRRRRRRPH!

Edit: To compensate, I seem to have a much higher incidence of beverages and food out the nose because of laughter. Jack w/ a splash of cola mixed with doritos & habanero sauce causes new levels of pain when it comes out (well, some gets stuck for a while) your nose. If I wasn't choking and could still see straight, the evening would have ended with a friend in the ER having a fork removed.

You too, huh? My DM awards extra action points to those who can get me to laugh so that my drink comes out my nose. There are never a shortage of action point at our table...:/

CHUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!

CHUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!

*looks at mess on the ground*

Vomit Guy wrote:

CHUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!

*looks at mess on the ground*

Hey look, it's his pancreas!

Quick, Vomit Guy, swallow that! You are going to need it.

Callous Jack wrote:

Vomit Guy wrote:

CHUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!

*looks at mess on the ground*

Hey look, it's his pancreas!

Quick, Vomit Guy, swallow that! You are going to need it.

Errr...are you sure it's his?

Celestial Healer wrote:

Callous Jack wrote:

Vomit Guy wrote:

CHUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!

*looks at mess on the ground*

Hey look, it's his pancreas!

Quick, Vomit Guy, swallow that! You are going to need it.

Errr...are you sure it's his?

No, I'm not....

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRF

The crowd of bulimics has grown larger. Their emaciated ranks number in the tens of thousands, enough to fill three phone booths. They demand that Vomit Guy be recognized as a greater god. They threaten to stage a hunger strike if their demands are not met.

Now back to our regularly scheduled, putrid, thread.

The crowd of bulimics has grown larger. Their emaciated ranks number in the tens of thousands, enough to fill three phone booths. They demand that Vomit Guy be recognized as a greater god. They threaten to stage a hunger strike if their demands are not met.

Now back to our regularly scheduled, putrid, thread.

{jealous and irritated} Damn size-0 skinny b*tch*s

YAAAAAAAAAAAK!

VUUUUUURRRRRRRRP!

RAAAAAAAAAALLLLLPH!

SMOOOOOOOOORRRRRG!

HOOOOOORRRRRK!

BAAAAAAARRRRRRF!

YAAAAAAAAAAAK!

VUUUUUURRRRRRRRP!

RAAAAAAAAAALLLLLPH!

SMOOOOOOOOORRRRRG!

HOOOOOORRRRRK!

BAAAAAAARRRRRRF!

Is this the Apotheosis of Vomit Guy?!

Anything's possible.

HEEEEEEEEEEAVE!

SPPPPPEEEEEEWWWWW

CHUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!

GUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRG!

AAAAARRRRRRRPH!

ERRRRRRRRPH!

uurp.

Bill Lumberg wrote:

The crowd of bulimics has grown larger. Their emaciated ranks number in the tens of thousands, enough to fill three phone booths. They demand that Vomit Guy be recognized as a greater god. They threaten to stage a hunger strike if their demands are not met.

Now back to our regularly scheduled, putrid, thread.

{jealous and irritated} Damn size-0 skinny b*tch*s

Looks at the 'toothpick brigage', completely unimpressed.

Looks at Ambrosia, gets plenty of 'happy thoughts'. Does a run-by tickle and hug to cheer her up (and it ain't bad for him either!) ;D

Come now, Mr. Devlyn. This is not some thread dedicated to your decidedly non-lackadaisical pursuit of the fairer sex. We here are engage in a serious study aimed towards the perfection of the "upchucking arts", to coin a phrase. If you wish to philander about with the female of the species, I suggest you remove yourself to a location in which stomach projectiles are not a regular occurence.

BLEEEEEAAAAAAARRRRGH!

Come now, Mr. Devlyn. This is not some thread dedicated to your decidedly non-lackadaisical pursuit of the fairer sex. We here are engage in a serious study aimed towards the perfection of the "upchucking arts", to coin a phrase. If you wish to philander about with the female of the species, I suggest you remove yourself to a location in which stomach projectiles are not a regular occurence.

BLEEEEEAAAAAAARRRRGH!

Evades.

"A fair and just point, sir - my apologies for the disturbance. But I can't let my sweets get all upset and not try to do something about it, neh?"

"But all is well now. Please, continue on with your studies. And, if I may paraphrase Ben Franklin:"

'Barf Proudly.'

"Carry on. Oh, and" [BAAARF].

Sniff Sniff

"Damn - even that smells like cookies. Blasted pixies..."

;P

{jealous and irritated} Damn size-0 skinny b*tch*s

Looks at the 'toothpick brigade', completely unimpressed.

Sorry, that was Ambi channeling a bit of RL me. :)

Looks at Ambrosia, gets plenty of 'happy thoughts'. Does a run-by tickle and hug to cheer her up (and it ain't bad for him either!) ;D

Thanks.

Hey, Vomit Guy, are you gonna achieve godhood or not? I got some gnomes on the line and I need to know so I can place an order of VG religious trinkets, baubles, and idols.

Well, he's gonna need the Cleric of Chucking, the Apostle of Alka Seltzer, the Vicar of Vomit, the Sister of Spew, the Baroness of Barf, etc. etc.

any volunteers?

Well, he's gonna need the Cleric of Chucking, the Apostle of Alka Seltzer, the Vicar of Vomit, the Sister of Spew, the Baroness of Barf, etc. etc.

any volunteers?

'Sister of Spew'... LOL :D

Well, he's gonna need the Cleric of Chucking, the Apostle of Alka Seltzer, the Vicar of Vomit, the Sister of Spew, the Baroness of Barf, etc. etc.

any volunteers?

I call Vicar of Vomit!

I'd like to be the Bishop of Barf.

I'd like to be the Bishop of Barf.

Would you be a cool superspy Bishop?

Pontiff of Puke reporting for duty!

Found mine! Now for an avvy...

We could also use a Prince/Princess or Priest/Priestess of Porcelain.

A great big welcome to the Hurl of Sandwich! I spewed with laughter when I read that alias!

As for my deification....let this day be the first holy day of the church!

SPLOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRTCH!!!!!

Herald of Harfing

taig wrote:

I'd like to be the Bishop of Barf.

Would you be a cool superspy Bishop?

Regrettably, more like Lucas Buh...Buh...Buh...

BISSSSSSHHHHOPPPPPPPPP

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

taig wrote:

I'd like to be the Bishop of Barf.

Would you be a cool superspy Bishop?

Regrettably, more like Lucas Buh...Buh...Buh...

BISSSSSSHHHHOPPPPPPPPP

(edited)

VOOOOOOOOOMMMMMIT!

PLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORK!!!

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