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Celestial Healer, Mon, Sep 21, 2009, 07:00 AM

This is a thread for fans of Vomit Guy.

I love the way he brightens up any thread he posts in.

What are your favorite Vomit Guy stories?

Lord Fyre (RPG Superstar 2009 Top 32), Mon, Sep 21, 2009, 07:03 AM

You just had to throw this up here.

Xabulba, Mon, Sep 21, 2009, 07:20 AM

Speaking of throwing up....Splooorch.

Celestial Healer, Mon, Sep 21, 2009, 07:22 AM

Yeah, I thought I would just kind of heave this out there.

Callous Jack (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber), Mon, Sep 21, 2009, 07:22 AM

Is this the first alias to get a cult?

Celestial Healer, Mon, Sep 21, 2009, 07:23 AM

I'm kind of hoping this thread doesn't achieve cult status.

Callous Jack (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber), Mon, Sep 21, 2009, 07:31 AM

Celestial Healer wrote:

I'm kind of hoping this thread doesn't achieve cult status.

It is inevitable.

Larry Lichman (Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber; Pathfinder Companion Subscriber), Mon, Sep 21, 2009, 07:58 AM

Vomit Guy is a hero of the people. He gets banned, but keeps on coming back up. Hurling vitriole on bad threads, spewing his comments where needed, and lifting the little guy up, chucking bad arguments out with the trash.

All Hail Vomit Guy!

Ambrosia Slaad, Mon, Sep 21, 2009, 08:07 AM

Alas, it's been too long since I knelt before his porcelain throne and made an offering onto him, VomitGuy.

{raises a Dark & Stormy} Here's to you, VG.

Gobble Leaver, Mon, Sep 21, 2009, 08:13 AM

Starts picking through the chunks.

Bill Lumberg, Mon, Sep 21, 2009, 08:40 AM

Free Vomit Guy from his unjust imprisonment in the off-topic threads!

Regurgitate this demand ad naseum.

Celestial Healer, Mon, Sep 21, 2009, 08:42 AM

All this Vomit Guy love! It brings a tear to my eye and a gurgle to my stomach.

Jack Hammer, Mon, Sep 21, 2009, 08:42 AM

UUUURRRPP!

Nope. No chunks.

Just can't match the master.

Bill Lumberg, Mon, Sep 21, 2009, 08:46 AM

A crowd of skinny young women gather outside the offices of Paizo Publishing. They tearfully hold up signs reading "Bulimics for Vomit-Guy" and chant for his release. Occasionally, one of their ranks doubles over to wretch on the street before resuming the demand.

Emperor7 (Pathfinder Roleplaying Game, Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber), Mon, Sep 21, 2009, 08:48 AM

Forsaking his crown of porcelain,
The mysterious being known only as Vomit Guy,
Wanders the threads of Paizo,
Searching, nay splurching.

But splurching for what?
The ancient tomes tell of this,
If one but learns to read,
Some may call it wisdom,
But only one knows the recipe.

Vomit Guy, Mon, Sep 21, 2009, 09:04 AM

SPLOOOOOOOOORRRRRTCH!

Vomit Guy, Mon, Sep 21, 2009, 09:05 AM

BLAAAAAAARRRRPH!

Vomit Guy, Mon, Sep 21, 2009, 09:05 AM

HUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRLLLL!

Vomit Guy, Mon, Sep 21, 2009, 09:06 AM

GLUUUUUUUUURRRRRF!

Vomit Guy, Mon, Sep 21, 2009, 09:15 AM

sniff

I promised myself I wouldn't get all emotional, but I just can't help myself. To see such an outpouring of affection just makes me want to....

....BLEEEEEAAAAAAARRRRGH!

Vomit Guy, Mon, Sep 21, 2009, 09:29 AM

HEEEEEEEEEEAVE!

Celestial Healer, Mon, Sep 21, 2009, 09:46 AM

The great Vomit Guy has honored us with his presence! What other wisdom do you have to share with us?

Wizard of Chaos, Mon, Sep 21, 2009, 09:49 AM

*waits excitedly with bucket, to capture said wisdom*

Vomit Guy, Mon, Sep 21, 2009, 09:56 AM

SPPPPPEEEEEEWWWWW

Vomit Guy, Mon, Sep 21, 2009, 09:57 AM

AAAAARRRRRRRPH!

Vomit Guy, Mon, Sep 21, 2009, 09:58 AM

GUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRG!

Wizard of Chaos, Mon, Sep 21, 2009, 10:05 AM

Yay! This one's still chunky!

Infernal Healer, Mon, Sep 21, 2009, 10:09 AM

Oh happy day!

Ambrosia Slaad, Mon, Sep 21, 2009, 10:12 AM

Vomit Guy wrote:

GUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRG!

Rats! Wisdom is always in some foreign tongue. Maybe we can get Puddle to translate it?

Wizard of Chaos, Mon, Sep 21, 2009, 10:20 AM

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

Vomit Guy wrote:

GUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRG!

Rats! Wisdom is always in some foreign tongue. Maybe we can get Puddle to translate it?

You need only to let the vomit dry at the bottom of your teacup. Bask in the fumes while it does. Then you shall understand.

Bill Lumberg, Mon, Sep 21, 2009, 10:20 AM

Clean up in aisle 6.

Celestial Healer, Mon, Sep 21, 2009, 10:23 AM

Bill Lumberg wrote:

Clean up in aisle 6.

I feel like that will be a losing battle in this thread.

Vomit Guy, Mon, Sep 21, 2009, 12:53 PM

An open letter to my fellow Paizonians,

My dear fellows, allow me to express my fondest gratitude at this, your deeply moving expression of affection for my own earnest commentary. I am both humbled and honored by this impassioned support for my dogmatic endeavor to present a somewhat indelicate bodily function in a way that is both humorous and elucidative. Your encouragement, heedless of any resulting social awkwardness or negative judgment, brings no small measure of hope to me. I can only pray that I remain worthy of your sincere approbation, and I remain your most undeserving servant,

Vomit Guy

Spoiler:

Celestial Healer, Mon, Sep 21, 2009, 12:58 PM

He hath spoken!

Emperor7 (Pathfinder Roleplaying Game, Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber), Mon, Sep 21, 2009, 01:05 PM

Celestial Healer wrote:

He hath spoken!

And he can write!

All hail VG!

Vomit Guy, Mon, Sep 21, 2009, 01:11 PM

I do, indeed, strive to be as coherently verbose as is possible in many of my communications. It is an idiosyncracy from which I most gleefully suffer.

Spoiler:

Emperor7 (Pathfinder Roleplaying Game, Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber), Mon, Sep 21, 2009, 01:14 PM

Vomit Guy wrote:

I do, indeed, strive to be as coherently verbose as is possible in many of my communications. It is an idiosyncracy from which I most gleefully suffer.

** spoiler omitted **

Are you sure you meant

Spoiler:

and not

Spoiler:

Vomit Guy, Mon, Sep 21, 2009, 01:19 PM

Oh yes, my good man, quite sure. The subtle nuances of ejecting the contents of ones stomach through involuntary spasmodic movements, are a science to which I have devoted countless hours of study.

ERRRRRRRRPH!

Adam Daigle (Contributor), Mon, Sep 21, 2009, 02:08 PM

I think Celestial Healer is watching me.

This morning, about twenty minutes before this thread started, I channeled Vomit Guy in a celebratory outpouring.

Okay, it wasn't so celebratory. It was kinda gross.

I feel better now.

Vomit Guy, Mon, Sep 21, 2009, 02:39 PM

HUUUUUURRRRRL!!

taig (Paizo Superscriber), Mon, Sep 21, 2009, 02:52 PM

Ooh, I'd like to try it:

Spoiler:

That was kinda close.

Vomit Guy, Tue, Sep 22, 2009, 03:41 AM

Never surrender your dreams young lad. Continue in your attempts, and you shall succeed.

OOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRPH!

Jack Hammer, Tue, Sep 22, 2009, 06:22 AM

Here! I can help!

Spoiler:

Now maybe he'll really throw up. Just tryin' to help him bridge the gap. :)

Celestial Healer, Tue, Sep 22, 2009, 06:24 AM

taig wrote:

Ooh, I'd like to try it:

** spoiler omitted **

That was kinda close.

You could have at least vurped.

Celestial Healer, Tue, Sep 22, 2009, 06:25 AM

Adam Daigle wrote:

I think Celestial Healer is watching me.

This morning, about twenty minutes before this thread started, I channeled Vomit Guy in a celebratory outpouring.

Okay, it wasn't so celebratory. It was kinda gross.

I feel better now.

Ah. Nothing like an unexpected visit from Vomit Guy after a night of eating spoiled seafood...

Vomit Guy, Tue, Sep 22, 2009, 06:27 AM

Mmmm....spoiled seafood.

SPLUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRCH!

taig (Paizo Superscriber), Tue, Sep 22, 2009, 07:13 AM

Jack Hammer wrote:

Here! I can help!

** spoiler omitted **

Now maybe he'll really throw up. Just tryin' to help him bridge the gap. :)

I threw up in my mouth a little...

Celestial Healer, Tue, Sep 22, 2009, 07:16 AM

taig wrote:

Jack Hammer wrote:

Here! I can help!

** spoiler omitted **

Now maybe he'll really throw up. Just tryin' to help him bridge the gap. :)

I threw up in my mouth a little...

That's the vurp I was looking for.

Jack Hammer, Tue, Sep 22, 2009, 07:33 AM

taig wrote:

Jack Hammer wrote:

Here! I can help!

** spoiler omitted **

Now maybe he'll really throw up. Just tryin' to help him bridge the gap. :)

I threw up in my mouth a little...

We can build on that.

Maybe if we found you some really disgusting pictures on the interweb thing you can achieve a full hurl.

Celestial Healer, Tue, Sep 22, 2009, 07:39 AM

Where is Gary's botfly link? That should do the trick.