Ghost posting?!? It's the pro-pastafarians! They're sabotaging my movement!

Hey Gary, where's my post?

Pasta is nothing but waste of space that could be filled with PIE.

DOWN WITH PASTA!!! NO TO NOODLES!!!

Mmmmm...pie.

Pasta is nothing but waste of space that could be filled with PIE.

Pie... that reminds me of a night of heavy drinking and a certain ex-girfriend....

Pie Golem wrote:

Pasta is nothing but waste of space that could be filled with PIE.

Pie... that reminds me of a night of heavy drinking and a certain ex-girfriend....

When pie's on the menu, drinking should be moderated.

....drinking should be moderated.

NEVER!!!!!!

Vic Wertz wrote:

Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:

"note" haha I point out your spelling errors

I don't see any error...

Damn you Wertz you've turned my jibe into a non sequitor

Ha Ha HA

Pasta is a farce. I can't deal with the gluten. I can't deal with the color. I can't deal with the carbs. Save it for the dogmatics. I'm walking away from pasta - fundamentalist, revisionist, apologist and new-agist alike. (I'll be back, though. I think I just like storming away from things so I can find them all over again. And maybe, thereby, draw some attention to myself.)

Pie Golem wrote:

Pasta is nothing but waste of space that could be filled with PIE.

Pie... that reminds me of a night of heavy drinking and a certain ex-girfriend....

What doesn't?

Mmm. Linguine with garlic chicken bacon tomato sauce. Not too shabby.

mmmm.,,,,rice a roni.

Az... what about this pasta, hmmmm?

Az... what about this pasta, hmmmm?

AZ will love it.

They're Grrrrrrrrrrrrrreat!

Mmm. Linguine with garlic chicken bacon tomato sauce. Not too shabby.

Darn, that sounds delicious.

Well that's different. Any evil from the linguine is canceled out by the overwhelming Aura of Good radiated by bacon.

Aberzombie wrote:

Kruelaid wrote:

Aberzombie wrote:

Kruelaid wrote:

When I read that one a certain ex-girlfriend and a night of heavy drinking came to mind... poor thing.

TMI!!!

She's on facebook, you want her url?

That's OK. I'm a happily married zombie, after all.

Ain't nothing wrong with a little strange brain.

Nice!

Aberzombie wrote:

Kruelaid wrote:

Aberzombie wrote:

Kruelaid wrote:

When I read that one a certain ex-girlfriend and a night of heavy drinking came to mind... poor thing.

TMI!!!

She's on facebook, you want her url?

That's OK. I'm a happily married zombie, after all.

So then if you weren't married you'd be like "Sure!"

And I'd give it to you.

And you'd friend her and add the message: "Hi I know a dude who asswracked you!"

My invisipost....

Az... what about this pasta, hmmmm?

BRAINNNNNNNSSSSSS...........

Yeah, that's right. Pasta! Good God, ya'll! What is it good for? Absolutely nothin! The farfalle reminds me of this teacher I hated who always wore bowties. The rigatoni is a tube! A friggin tube!!! And don't even get me started on that creepy ass rotini, with its Cthulhuesque spirals. That's it! I'm done with it!

I'm so inherently evil that I'm just going to cook a supersized portion of pacchere napoletane with homemade matriciana sauce. Being italian and able to cook decently, I'm pretty confident in the results.

The original recipe is told to be in possession of Asmodeus himself. Or was it Nyarlathothep?

pacchere napoletane

Gesundheit!

golem101 wrote:

pacchere napoletane

Gesundheit!

Smurfish?

Mmmmm.....smurffffff

Mmm. Linguine with garlic chicken bacon tomato sauce. Not too shabby.

Recipe? Please!!

Also, important note to you non-Italians out there. (Italians already know this.) If your pasta sauce is orange- you're not eating good pasta.

.....you're not eating good pasta.

There is no such thing!!! It's all eeevil!

ANGER not the GODS OF PASTA, for their WRATH is BUTTERY and sprinkled with CHEESE!!!

Apparently being anti-FSM is the new busy. Oh poor us, see how we are persecuted.

This thread has given me a craving for some good lo mein.

Because Asian pasta is far superior to the cheap Italian imitation pasta.

Pasta is a farce. I can't deal with the gluten. I can't deal with the color. I can't deal with the carbs. Save it for the dogmatics. I'm walking away from pasta - fundamentalist, revisionist, apologist and new-agist alike. (I'll be back, though. I think I just like storming away from things so I can find them all over again. And maybe, thereby, draw some attention to myself.)

A born again Pastalic? Well, if you do return to the fold I will baptize you in Alfredo sauce.

Mmm. Linguine with garlic chicken bacon tomato sauce. Not too shabby.

Add some mushrooms and you've got a dish fit for kings. (And uppity common-as-muck anti-royalists too.)

Gary Teter wrote:

Mmm. Linguine with garlic chicken bacon tomato sauce. Not too shabby.

Add some mushrooms and you've got a dish fit for kings. (And uppity common-as-muck anti-royalists too.)

Ack! Fungus! What is it with long-haired avatars whose names begin with "K" always pushing the mushroom agenda? Can't we escape the fungus anywhere??

Apparently being anti-FSM is the new busy. Oh poor us, see how we are persecuted.

Oh quit your yappen :P Go eat some real food.

Kajehase wrote:

Gary Teter wrote:

Mmm. Linguine with garlic chicken bacon tomato sauce. Not too shabby.

Add some mushrooms and you've got a dish fit for kings. (And uppity common-as-muck anti-royalists too.)

Ack! Fungus! What is it with long-haired avatars whose names begin with "K" always pushing the mushroom agenda? Can't we escape the fungus anywhere??

I am a Mushroom CONVERT!!!

Treppa wrote:

Kajehase wrote:

Gary Teter wrote:

Mmm. Linguine with garlic chicken bacon tomato sauce. Not too shabby.

Add some mushrooms and you've got a dish fit for kings. (And uppity common-as-muck anti-royalists too.)

Ack! Fungus! What is it with long-haired avatars whose names begin with "K" always pushing the mushroom agenda? Can't we escape the fungus anywhere??

I am a Mushroom CONVERT!!!

Not you, too, CJ?!?! Backstabber! Betrayer! And here I thought we were friends.... you're dead to me now. And covered with fungus.

CourtFool wrote:

Apparently being anti-FSM is the new busy. Oh poor us, see how we are persecuted.

Oh quit your yappen :P Go eat some real food.

Just remember that next time you want to claim all us non-believers are ganging up on you.

Crimson Jester wrote:

Treppa wrote:

Kajehase wrote:

Gary Teter wrote:

Mmm. Linguine with garlic chicken bacon tomato sauce. Not too shabby.

Add some mushrooms and you've got a dish fit for kings. (And uppity common-as-muck anti-royalists too.)

Ack! Fungus! What is it with long-haired avatars whose names begin with "K" always pushing the mushroom agenda? Can't we escape the fungus anywhere??

I am a Mushroom CONVERT!!!

Not you, too, CJ?!?! Backstabber! Betrayer! And here I thought we were friends.... you're dead to me now. And covered with fungus.

Just as long as fungus stays on the inside of me, I'm good.

Crimson Jester wrote:

CourtFool wrote:

Apparently being anti-FSM is the new busy. Oh poor us, see how we are persecuted.

Oh quit your yappen :P Go eat some real food.

Just remember that next time you want to claim all us non-believers are ganging up on you.

Boudin baby, that is all I need to say to you.

Whoa dudes! Did someone say shrooms?

Kruelaid wrote:

Aberzombie wrote:

Yeah, that's right. Pasta! Good God, ya'll! What is it good for? Absolutely nothin! The farfalle reminds me of this teacher I hated who always wore bowties. The rigatoni is a tube! A friggin tube!!! And don't even get me started on that creepy ass rotini, with its Cthulhuesque spirals. That's it! I'm done with it!

Your loathsome railing against one of the only foods I CAN eat will not be forgotten.

::Goes back to back with Kruelaid, guns brandished and spinning together as they become a single cyclone of spit lead.::

Let's John Wu these pr*cks!

BLAM BLAM BLAM... BLAM BLAM... BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM!

We all knew the war would come. We just didn't know how big a hole it would leave in the chest of the human race.

Dibs on the new RPG: The Pasta Wars.

*Grabs a chaingun and starts helping Jade and Kruelaid in killing the mooks* As an Italo-descendant I cannot let this batle pass me by. We will show the world the good of the pasta. FOR THE FETTUCCINI!!!

Dude! I live in Philly!

Oh that means you're just misguided! You never have (and never will have) good pasta there. The Flying Spaghetti Monster considers Philly to be Unholy ground. You have to go to another state to find decent pasta, much less good.

I'm so inherently evil that I'm just going to cook a supersized portion of pacchere napoletane with homemade matriciana sauce. Being italian and able to cook decently, I'm pretty confident in the results.

I see your pacchere napoletane, and raise you a homemade gnocchi with homemade sausage and bacon sauce.

Oh come on. Gnocchi's not even pasta. More like dumplings really. :P

The Jade wrote:

Kruelaid wrote:

Aberzombie wrote:

Yeah, that's right. Pasta! Good God, ya'll! What is it good for? Absolutely nothin! The farfalle reminds me of this teacher I hated who always wore bowties. The rigatoni is a tube! A friggin tube!!! And don't even get me started on that creepy ass rotini, with its Cthulhuesque spirals. That's it! I'm done with it!

Your loathsome railing against one of the only foods I CAN eat will not be forgotten.

::Goes back to back with Kruelaid, guns brandished and spinning together as they become a single cyclone of spit lead.::

Let's John Wu these pr*cks!

BLAM BLAM BLAM... BLAM BLAM... BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM!

We all knew the war would come. We just didn't know how big a hole it would leave in the chest of the human race.

Dibs on the new RPG: The Pasta Wars.

*Grabs a chaingun and starts helping Jade and Kruelaid in killing the mooks* As an Italo-descendant I cannot let this batle pass me by. We will show the world the good of the pasta. FOR THE FETTUCCINI!!!

GLAD TO HAVE YA, VM! LET'S TAKE 'EM DOWN!

I've had more pasta in the last month than I ever thought I would.

Pasta is terrific. That is all.

I've had more pasta in the last month than I ever thought I would.

Um you have been in Italy..... I would hope so.

Screw ya pasta lovin asses. I'll stick to meat and potatoes, the way The Irish God intended. Now don't make me have to get Boondock Saints on yer sorry asses.

I've had more pasta in the last month than I ever thought I would.

Is that what you kids are calling it these days....