Yeah, that's right. Pasta! Good God, ya'll! What is it good for? Absolutely nothin! The farfalle reminds me of this teacher I hated who always wore bowties. The rigatoni is a tube! A friggin tube!!! And don't even get me started on that creepy ass rotini, with its Cthulhuesque spirals. That's it! I'm done with it!

"note" haha I point out your spelling errors

And Pasta is awesome you go to hell.

I bet you think it was invented by the Italians!

Pasta Blahsta. Total waste of culinary efforts.

I don't care it tastes super frickin awesome.

Well, if pasta is evil this probably explains the kidlet's burgeoning desire to become a supervillain. ;)

"note" haha I point out your spelling errors

I don't see any error...

Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:

"note" haha I point out your spelling errors

I don't see any error...

I'll give you a clue read the thread title carefully :P

Blasphemers!

Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:

"note" haha I point out your spelling errors

I don't see any error...

Damn you Wertz you've turned my jibe into a non sequitor

Well, if pasta is evil this probably explains the kidlet's burgeoning desire to become a supervillain. ;)

Mmmm, a can of Chef Zomardee Kick-A**ios really hit the spot. Plus with 3 proof-of-purchases, you get a free Drow Conspiracy Decoder Ring!

Blasphemers!

hehe the meatballs look like boobs

I bet you think it was invented by the Italians!

It grows on trees.

I'll give you a clue read the thread title carefully :P

Then make fun of Zombie for typing too fast.

Holy Crap dude! I didn't even realize it until just now. Damn near spit beer out through my nose I was laughing so hard.

Edit: Holy S$!@! It's fixed!

Aberzombie wrote:

I bet you think it was invented by the Italians!

It grows on trees.

No way, man! That's fig newtons.

Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:

I'll give you a clue read the thread title carefully :P

Then make fun of Zombie for typing too fast.

Holy Crap dude! I didn't even realize it until just now. Damn near spit beer out through my nose I was laughing so hard.

Edit: Holy s~!%! It's fixed!

It still is in the url.

Bill Lumberg wrote:

Aberzombie wrote:

I bet you think it was invented by the Italians!

It grows on trees.

No way, man! That's fig newtons.

Spaghetti, you beret-wearing body-bag stuffer!

Spaghetti, you beret-wearing body-bag stuffer!

Holy Beer farts, man! Warn a guy next time you post a link to something that piss ass funny!

Look I've put up with a lot of opinionated people whining on and on for years now. It seems the further they are out of their depth, the more shrill and childish their posted rationales, and yet I resisted the urge to comment, but this.... THIS?!

NO! This aggression will not stand, man.

Pasta is divine manna. If you don't like it, you probably haven't had good pasta. YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT, STEAK 'N PATATAHS! I SAID IT! You don't know how to cook it properly and neither do your nearby restaurants!

Why I could prepare any number of dishes that would have you on your knees suckling the fallen sauce off my naked toes.

THIS PROMISES TO BE THE ULTIMATE FLAMATORIUM! PREPARE FOR WAAAAAAAAAAR!

I'm completely kidding, BTW. Just have to throw that disclaimer out there for the cranial thicksters.

Blasphemers!

See, Aberzombie. I knew someone would go there.

Aberzombie wrote:

Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:

I'll give you a clue read the thread title carefully :P

Then make fun of Zombie for typing too fast.

Holy Crap dude! I didn't even realize it until just now. Damn near spit beer out through my nose I was laughing so hard.

Edit: Holy s~!%! It's fixed!

It still is in the url.

Well, I didn't want to break everyone's RSS feeds for this valuable, valuable thread.

You don't know how to cook it properly and neither do your nearby restaurants!

Dude! I live in Philly! We've got Italians, and a Chinatown. Between the two, we can get pasta in all it's shapes, sizes, and styles. And it still ALL SUCKS ASS!!!

Kratzee wrote:

Blasphemers!

See, Aberzombie. I knew someone would go there.

Looks like a flumph!

Well, I didn't want to break everyone's RSS feeds for this valuable, valuable thread.

Ha! Even the great Mr. Wertz recognizes that we must discuss the evils of pasta!

pres man wrote:

Aberzombie wrote:

Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:

I'll give you a clue read the thread title carefully :P

Then make fun of Zombie for typing too fast.

Holy Crap dude! I didn't even realize it until just now. Damn near spit beer out through my nose I was laughing so hard.

Edit: Holy s~!%! It's fixed!

It still is in the url.

Well, I didn't want to break everyone's RSS feeds for this valuable, valuable thread.

Just as long as saving this thread doesn't mean a valuable paladin's ethical dilemma discussion gets asswracked.

The Jade wrote:

You don't know how to cook it properly and neither do your nearby restaurants!

Dude! I live in Philly! We've got Italians, and a Chinatown. Between the two, we can get pasta in all it's shapes, sizes, and styles. And it still ALL SUCKS ASS!!!

Philly pasta is considered far and wide to be a grain-based emetic.

Opinions aren't facts... but this thread, though an opinion, has somehow managed to be factually wrong. That is a conundrum/achievement if ever there was.

plorg

nobody understands me.

Wolfthulhu wrote:

Kratzee wrote:

Blasphemers!

See, Aberzombie. I knew someone would go there.

Looks like a flumph!

You know... it does. Huh.

Philly pasta is considered far and wide to be a grain based emetic.

Hmmmm, that explains some things.....

Vic Wertz wrote:

pres man wrote:

Aberzombie wrote:

Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:

I'll give you a clue read the thread title carefully :P

Then make fun of Zombie for typing too fast.

Holy Crap dude! I didn't even realize it until just now. Damn near spit beer out through my nose I was laughing so hard.

Edit: Holy s~!%! It's fixed!

It still is in the url.

Well, I didn't want to break everyone's RSS feeds for this valuable, valuable thread.

Just as long as saving this thread doesn't mean a valuable paladin's ethical dilemma discussion gets asswracked.

Asswracked???? Nevermind I don't want to know.

The Jade wrote:

Philly pasta is considered far and wide to be a grain based emetic.

Hmmmm, that explains some things.....

Nothing sadder in this world then a sidewalk puddle of stomach juice and pasta gone wrong. Nothing at all.

Yeah, that's right. Pasta! Good God, ya'll! What is it good for? Absolutely nothin! The farfalle reminds me of this teacher I hated who always wore bowties. The rigatoni is a tube! A friggin tube!!! And don't even get me started on that creepy ass rotini, with its Cthulhuesque spirals. That's it! I'm done with it!

Your loathsome railing against one of the only foods I CAN eat will not be forgotten.

Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:

Vic Wertz wrote:

pres man wrote:

Aberzombie wrote:

Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:

I'll give you a clue read the thread title carefully :P

Then make fun of Zombie for typing too fast.

Holy Crap dude! I didn't even realize it until just now. Damn near spit beer out through my nose I was laughing so hard.

Edit: Holy s~!%! It's fixed!

It still is in the url.

Well, I didn't want to break everyone's RSS feeds for this valuable, valuable thread.

Just as long as saving this thread doesn't mean a valuable paladin's ethical dilemma discussion gets asswracked.

Asswracked???? Nevermind I don't want to know.

You mean you ...?

Forget it.

I'm thinking of making fettucine.

Maybe linguine.

Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:

Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:

Vic Wertz wrote:

pres man wrote:

Aberzombie wrote:

Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:

I'll give you a clue read the thread title carefully :P

Then make fun of Zombie for typing too fast.

Holy Crap dude! I didn't even realize it until just now. Damn near spit beer out through my nose I was laughing so hard.

Edit: Holy s~!%! It's fixed!

It still is in the url.

Well, I didn't want to break everyone's RSS feeds for this valuable, valuable thread.

Just as long as saving this thread doesn't mean a valuable paladin's ethical dilemma discussion gets asswracked.

Asswracked???? Nevermind I don't want to know.

You mean you ...?

Forget it.

We better drop it, it'll just encourage him to give us the definition, and if I (a gay man) have decided my sense of morbid curiosity isn't up for the challenge. Then I'm pretty sure no one else is up for that challenge either.

fettucini and linguine cause mouth cancer.

Aberzombie wrote:

Yeah, that's right. Pasta! Good God, ya'll! What is it good for? Absolutely nothin! The farfalle reminds me of this teacher I hated who always wore bowties. The rigatoni is a tube! A friggin tube!!! And don't even get me started on that creepy ass rotini, with its Cthulhuesque spirals. That's it! I'm done with it!

Your loathsome railing against one of the only foods I CAN eat will not be forgotten.

::Goes back to back with Kruelaid, guns brandished and spinning together as they become a single cyclone of spit lead.::

Let's John Wu these pr*cks!

BLAM BLAM BLAM... BLAM BLAM... BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM!

We all knew the war would come. We just didn't know how big a hole it would leave in the chest of the human race.

Dibs on the new RPG: The Pasta Wars.

lynora wrote:

Well, if pasta is evil this probably explains the kidlet's burgeoning desire to become a supervillain. ;)

Mmmm, a can of Chef Zomardee Kick-A**ios really hit the spot. Plus with 3 proof-of-purchases, you get a free Drow Conspiracy Decoder Ring!

I know, right, and who wouldn't want the Drow Conspiracy Decoder Ring? Of course, all it tells you is to eat your Kick-A**ios, but each new generation has to learn this for themselves. ;)

Check it

I have it on good authority that pasta is a secret alien plot to take over the world. Cave paintings of aliens have recently been uncovered in the jungles of peru that look suspiciously like the so-called Flying Spahgetti Monster.

Linguine with Vodka sauce. Yum.

Check it

OMG! It's even worse than I thought! Seriously, can't we outlaw this crap?

Kruelaid wrote:

Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:

Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:

... asswracked.

Asswracked???? Nevermind I don't want to know.

You mean you ...?

Forget it.

We better drop it, it'll just encourage him to give us the definition, and if I (a gay man) have decided my sense of morbid curiosity isn't up for the challenge. Then I'm pretty sure no one else is up for that challenge either.

Hehe. You don't need to be gay.

When I read that one a certain ex-girlfriend and a night of heavy drinking came to mind... poor thing.

When I read that one a certain ex-girlfriend and a night of heavy drinking came to mind... poor thing.

TMI!!!

Kruelaid wrote:

When I read that one a certain ex-girlfriend and a night of heavy drinking came to mind... poor thing.

TMI!!!

She's on facebook, you want her url?

Aberzombie wrote:

Kruelaid wrote:

When I read that one a certain ex-girlfriend and a night of heavy drinking came to mind... poor thing.

TMI!!!

She's on facebook, you want her url?

That's OK. I'm a happily married zombie, after all.

Kruelaid wrote:

Aberzombie wrote:

Kruelaid wrote:

When I read that one a certain ex-girlfriend and a night of heavy drinking came to mind... poor thing.

TMI!!!

She's on facebook, you want her url?

That's OK. I'm a happily married zombie, after all.

Ain't nothing wrong with a little strange brain.

Mmmmmm.......brainnnssss

Kruelaid wrote:

Aberzombie wrote:

Kruelaid wrote:

When I read that one a certain ex-girlfriend and a night of heavy drinking came to mind... poor thing.

TMI!!!

She's on facebook, you want her url?

That's OK. I'm a happily married zombie, after all.

So then if you weren't married you'd be like "Sure!"

And I'd give it to you.

And you'd friend her and add the message: "Hi I know a dude who asswracked you!"