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Alpha Complex Computer, Tue, Jul 28, 2009, 01:37 PM

If it weren’t for your shiny new red jumpsuit, you might almost think
this was a day like any other in your life, here in PZO Sector. After all, you’re sitting at the same processing line you’ve always worked at in your service firm, alongside the same INFRAREDs you’ve always known.
And yet, it’s not like any other day. For one thing, the hint of jealousy in your co-workers’ eyes is certainly new. You wonder how long it will be before Your Friend The Computer asks you to heroically serve it and all Alpha Complex.

Suddenly the Orange-Clearance supervisor for your shift appears, waving a small printout at you.

"Looks like our high and mighty Troubleshooter has to go have his first
mission," he says to the others. "Don’t worry. I’m sure the rest of us will enjoy making up the difference in today’s quota."

Your hands tremble for just a moment as you take the printout and see the RED border around it. This is it, Troubleshooter! Your first mission assignment!

Please $h&^%tand by! PZO Sector reboot in pro$378ss.

Alpha Complex Computer, Wed, Jul 29, 2009, 12:06 PM

Generating Timestamp:

...........................Date 214.06.06.......

Alpha Complex Computer, Wed, Jul 29, 2009, 12:30 PM

%^43342^%$&.....0842:214.06.06...*squelch next message*
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Alpha Complex Computer, Wed, Jul 29, 2009, 02:57 PM

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BOMBOM...

Timestamp:1442:214.06.06

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Alpha Complex Computer, Wed, Jul 29, 2009, 03:03 PM

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"Well isn't that lovely" the computer broadcasts over all open channels.

Timestamp 1446:214.06.06

Alpha Complex Computer, Wed, Jul 29, 2009, 03:06 PM

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Timestamp: 1449:214.06.06

Alpha Complex Computer, Thu, Jul 30, 2009, 03:57 PM

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Timestamp 1545:214.06.06

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GM of PZO Sector-Alpha Complex, Fri, Jul 31, 2009, 04:22 PM

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Alpha Complex Computer, Sat, Aug 1, 2009, 06:49 PM

PDC Message:
Tataz-R-BIG-1

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Alpha Complex Computer, Sat, Aug 1, 2009, 06:51 PM

PDC Message:Liam-R-PZO-1

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Alpha Complex Computer, Sat, Aug 1, 2009, 06:53 PM

PDC Message:
Chuckles-R-DRR-1

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Alpha Complex Computer, Sat, Aug 1, 2009, 06:55 PM

PDC Message:
Ham-R-SLG-1

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Alpha Complex Computer, Sat, Aug 1, 2009, 07:00 PM

PDC Message:PDC Message:PDC Message:PDC Message:PDC Message:PDC Message:PDC Message:PDC Message:PDC Message:PDC Message:PDC Message:PDC Message:PDC Message:PDC Message:PDC Message:PDC Message:PDC Message:Sam-R-SPD-1

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Alpha Complex Computer, Sat, Aug 1, 2009, 07:03 PM

Abel-R-CHR-1

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Alpha Complex Computer, Sat, Aug 1, 2009, 07:06 PM

Chevboi-R-Dee-1

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Liam-R-PZO, Sat, Aug 1, 2009, 07:25 PM

Alpha Complex Computer wrote:

PDC Message:Liam-R-PZO-1

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GM of PZO Sector-Alpha Complex, Sat, Aug 1, 2009, 07:43 PM

Liam

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Sam-R-SPD, Sat, Aug 1, 2009, 07:59 PM

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GM of PZO Sector-Alpha Complex, Sat, Aug 1, 2009, 09:05 PM

Everyone roll a d20 for me as you decide how to get where you're going...and how you plan to get there...

Liam-R-PZO, Sat, Aug 1, 2009, 09:36 PM

1d20=4

GM of PZO Sector-Alpha Complex wrote:

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Ham-R-SLG-1, Sun, Aug 2, 2009, 07:41 AM

1d20=11

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Sam-R-SPD, Sun, Aug 2, 2009, 07:49 AM

1d20=20

Normally I'd be happy about that roll, but in Paranoia I'm not sure if it's a good thing.

Tataz-R-BIG-1, Sun, Aug 2, 2009, 10:54 AM

Alright! My first mission alert! and my second....and third....and fourth.....I'm like so ecstatic and happy to be able to serve the Computer in so many wonderful ways!!!

1d20=11

I have no idea if I'm doing the dice thing correct. I clicked on one of the other players blue link which took me to his page - then I created my own account and rolled a d20 and posted the link here and typed in what the d20 result is.

Chuckles-R-DRR, Sun, Aug 2, 2009, 08:06 PM

1d20=15

Chuckles-R-DRR, Sun, Aug 2, 2009, 08:07 PM

Sam-R-SPD wrote:

1d20=20

Normally I'd be happy about that roll, but in Paranoia I'm not sure if it's a good thing.

Everything is a good thing! Everything.

Chuckles-R-DRR, Sun, Aug 2, 2009, 08:13 PM

Alpha Complex Computer wrote:

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Chuckles-R-DRR-1

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Tataz-R-BIG-1, Mon, Aug 3, 2009, 08:00 AM

I just tried visiting the dice roller. Although I can visit Paizo's website here from work - I cannot visit the dice roller site - my IT has that site blocked - so I may have to reconsider being involved in this......depending on how often I'll need to roll dice

GM of PZO Sector-Alpha Complex, Mon, Aug 3, 2009, 08:54 AM

I can roll them for you Tataz. Don't worry about that.

GM of PZO Sector-Alpha Complex, Mon, Aug 3, 2009, 09:02 AM

Any time anyone wants to see if they know a certain person by name, roll a d20 with the action as well.

GM of PZO Sector-Alpha Complex, Mon, Aug 3, 2009, 09:18 AM

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Ham-R-SLG-1, Mon, Aug 3, 2009, 09:52 AM

If our benevolent GM does not object, DMtools.org(ran by our very own Lilith) also has a dice roller that works very well and is likely accessable.

Tataz-R-BIG-1, Mon, Aug 3, 2009, 10:53 AM

Ham-R-SLG-1 wrote:

If our benevolent GM does not object, DMtools.org(ran by our very own Lilith) also has a dice roller that works very well and is likely accessable.

As is the dicelog I mentioned - I guess that's why Ive always used it - cuz during my breaks and lunch etc while using the company's server I can connect to that one dicelog.com - but for some strange reason that although I can connect to some - the invisible one you are using is banned by the IT guards. Weird.

Thanks for that note, GM. That make's me feel a little better that you'll at least do the rolling for me so that I can continue to participate as much as possible.

Unless the die roll and result that I made (11) makes a difference,
I will ensure that I grab my gear, and head directly to the the first of the listed places I must report to.

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Tataz-R-BIG-1, Mon, Aug 3, 2009, 11:02 AM

Tataz-R-BIG-1 wrote:

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I alwmost fogot....

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GM of PZO Sector-Alpha Complex, Mon, Aug 3, 2009, 11:09 AM

The officially sanctioned Soylent Red random number generator is IC...(unless mitigating circumstances prevent use of said Roller)

Tataz-R-BIG-1, Mon, Aug 3, 2009, 11:13 AM

GM of PZO Sector-Alpha Complex wrote:

The officially sanctioned Soylent Red random number generator is IC...(unless mitigating circumstances prevent use of said Roller)

I don't know what that means...sorry....you lost me on the jargon. lol

GM of PZO Sector-Alpha Complex, Mon, Aug 3, 2009, 12:12 PM

Tataz-R-BIG-1 wrote:

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I alwmost fogot....

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Tataz-R-BIG-1, Mon, Aug 3, 2009, 12:27 PM

GM of PZO Sector-Alpha Complex wrote:

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Chuckles-R-DRR, Mon, Aug 3, 2009, 12:45 PM

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GM of PZO Sector-Alpha Complex, Mon, Aug 3, 2009, 12:58 PM

Chuckles-R-DRR wrote:

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Abel-R-CHR, Mon, Aug 3, 2009, 01:17 PM

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GM of PZO Sector-Alpha Complex, Mon, Aug 3, 2009, 01:31 PM

Abel-R-CHR wrote:

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GM of PZO Sector-Alpha Complex, Mon, Aug 3, 2009, 01:35 PM

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GM of PZO Sector-Alpha Complex, Mon, Aug 3, 2009, 01:51 PM

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GM of PZO Sector-Alpha Complex, Mon, Aug 3, 2009, 01:54 PM

Tataz-R-Big Only:

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Sam-R-SPD, Mon, Aug 3, 2009, 02:38 PM

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GM of PZO Sector-Alpha Complex, Mon, Aug 3, 2009, 02:49 PM

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GM of PZO Sector-Alpha Complex, Mon, Aug 3, 2009, 02:59 PM

Sam-R-SPD Message on your PDC.

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Tataz-R-BIG-1, Mon, Aug 3, 2009, 03:20 PM

GM of PZO Sector-Alpha Complex wrote:

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FOR THOSE THREE OUTSIDE THE INDIGO DOOR AT BRIEFING ROOM: PZO-102

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