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Reality Deviant Publications, a publisher of quality gaming products, is pleased to announce the launch of an exciting new True20 cyberpunk setting - Interface-Zero - late this Spring with a host of support material and adventures to follow. Each book in the series is penned by Werecabbage and Paizo Community faves!

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PS Well, I like to think I'm a fave. ;)


I'll have to look into this.

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Wow, I'm writing one of the adventures with the great Greg Vaughn. I've been holding off on asking this question but... what's cyberpunk?


It's like the Fonz, with a laser on his head.

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Heathansson wrote:
It's like the Fonz, with a laser on his head.

Where's the dystopic technocratic future in that? Fonzie with a laser on his head is DOUBLY cool! AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

EDIT: Oh I get it... he's a cyber punk. AYYYYYYYYYYY!


The Jade wrote:
Wow, I'm writing one of the adventures with the great Greg Vaughn. I've been holding off on asking this question but... what's cyberpunk?

Someplace Billy Idol wishes he never went. :P


The Jade wrote:
Heathansson wrote:
It's like the Fonz, with a laser on his head.
Where's the dystopic technocratic future in that? Fonzie with a laser on his head is DOUBLY cool! AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

He bangs on a computerized coke machine, and out pops the secret formula to Coke. "Ayyyyyy.....sucrose steadda high fructose corn syrup. Ayyyyy Writchiee....you're bald! Ayyyyyy!"


Trey wrote:
The Jade wrote:
Wow, I'm writing one of the adventures with the great Greg Vaughn. I've been holding off on asking this question but... what's cyberpunk?

Someplace Billy Idol wishes he never went. :P

In the midnight hour she cried- "more, more, more"

GGG


What are murder books? I'm not hip.

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Heathansson wrote:
The Jade wrote:
Heathansson wrote:
It's like the Fonz, with a laser on his head.
Where's the dystopic technocratic future in that? Fonzie with a laser on his head is DOUBLY cool! AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
He bangs on a computerized coke machine, and out pops the secret formula to Coke. "Ayyyyyy.....sucrose steadda high fructose corn syrup. Ayyyyy Writchiee....you're bald! Ayyyyyy!"

That's true... the future is food getting worse and hair getting thinner. Eff the effin future and the gizmos they keep telling us we need! Then again, I'll need these gizmos if I'm going to survive. Deal with the devil, sez me. NOW I understand cyberpunk!


The Jade wrote:
Wow, I'm writing one of the adventures with the great Greg Vaughn. I've been holding off on asking this question but... what's cyberpunk?

Greg Vaughn? And here I thought you meant Greg Vaughan. Greg Vaughn is that pizza delivery dude from Cleveland right? I heard that place rocks.

At least he's cheaper than that other Greg. And we won't be firing up that old Greg v Rich rivalry.

;)
GGG

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Great Green God wrote:
The Jade wrote:
Wow, I'm writing one of the adventures with the great Greg Vaughn. I've been holding off on asking this question but... what's cyberpunk?

Greg Vaughn? And here I thought you meant Greg Vaughan. Greg Vaughn is that pizza delivery dude from Cleveland right? I heard that place rocks.

;)
GGG

I knew I was misspelling his name but then failed to go back and edit the mistake. Thanks for pointing out my blunder, G3. Now he's gonna beat me to smithereens with a rusty helmet.


The Jade wrote:
Great Green God wrote:
The Jade wrote:
Wow, I'm writing one of the adventures with the great Greg Vaughn. I've been holding off on asking this question but... what's cyberpunk?

Greg Vaughn? And here I thought you meant Greg Vaughan. Greg Vaughn is that pizza delivery dude from Cleveland right? I heard that place rocks.

;)
GGG

I knew I was misspelling his name but then failed to go back and edit the mistake. Thanks for pointing out my blunder, G3. Now he's gonna beat me to smithereens with a rusty helmet.

Dang it, I don't mod these boards. Where's the delete button....

I need a hacker.

-G-Cube


The Jade wrote:
I knew I was misspelling his name but then failed to go back and edit the mistake. Thanks for pointing out my blunder, G3. Now he's gonna beat me to smithereens with a rusty helmet.

Wait so we are going to have to pay Greg?

Well at least that Buar guy comes cheap right? And Daigle is writing a Trans Am adventure right?

;)
GGG


The Jade wrote:
Eff the effin future and the gizmos they keep telling us we need! Then again, I'll need these gizmos if I'm going to survive.

Are iPhones dystopian enough, or will everyone be cyberhacking Zunes?

I'm bummed Fonzie is getting the lasers. They should go on the sharks. Well, I guess that disappointment fits in with the whole dystopian thing.


The sharks have all been surgically modified to look like Wayne Newton.
You want dystopia, you've come to the right place. I'm shovelling dystopia like a psycho spider monkey ripping through a pile of bananas to get to a box of Reeses Peanutbutter cups.


Trey wrote:
The Jade wrote:
Eff the effin future and the gizmos they keep telling us we need! Then again, I'll need these gizmos if I'm going to survive.

Are iPhones dystopian enough, or will everyone be cyberhacking Zunes?

I'm bummed Fonzie is getting the lasers. They should go on the sharks. Well, I guess that disappointment fits in with the whole dystopian thing.

Depends--when will iphones project holographic pornography, or fire high-velocity poisoned needles?


Heathansson wrote:


Depends--when will iphones project holographic pornography, or fire high-velocity poisoned needles?

Right about -THUD....


I knew that Apple guy was a big meanie. ;)

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Great Green God wrote:
The Jade wrote:
I knew I was misspelling his name but then failed to go back and edit the mistake. Thanks for pointing out my blunder, G3. Now he's gonna beat me to smithereens with a rusty helmet.

Wait so we are going to have to pay Greg?

Well at least that Buar guy comes cheap right? And Daigle is writing a Trans Am adventure right?

;)
GGG

Daigle and Wolfgang Baur. Wow. That should be a fascinating collaboration.

(Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber)

Trey wrote:
The Jade wrote:
Eff the effin future and the gizmos they keep telling us we need! Then again, I'll need these gizmos if I'm going to survive.

Are iPhones dystopian enough, or will everyone be cyberhacking Zunes?

I'm bummed Fonzie is getting the lasers. They should go on the sharks. Well, I guess that disappointment fits in with the whole dystopian thing.

Alright, how bout this compromise/goulash. Cybersharkcycles with laser beam headlights?

It's a cybernetic shark with two wheels, a toothy wind visor that can rend and swallow a cow. Its tank runs on blood and its exaust smells decidedly fishy.

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Heathansson wrote:
I knew that Apple guy was a big meanie. ;)

Has anyone ever translated the big blue meanies into D&D stats? Those guys were kind of horrifying. I mean, really. As a kid they didn't effect me, but at age 20 that lead meanie struck me as unnaturally eerie.


No, but I think I heard that Yoko Ono is 75 years old.


The Jade wrote:


Alright, how bout this compromise/goulash. Cybersharkcycles with laser beam headlights?

It's a cybernetic shark with two wheels, a toothy wind visor that can rend and swallow a cow. Its tank runs on blood and its exaust smells decidedly fishy.

Excellent! Cyberpunkalicious! Now if only the bad guy's cybersharkcycles have red laser beam headlights, and the good guy's cybersharkcycles have blue laser beam headlights...

Sadly, I've never read Snow Crash or Neuromancer as I got hit with all the knockoff stuff years before I heard of the real thing, and never looped back around. I did read William Gibson's Pattern Recognition, which I thought was the best book I had read in years, but it wasn't particularly, y'now, cyberpunky.


The Jade wrote:
Great Green God wrote:
The Jade wrote:
I knew I was misspelling his name but then failed to go back and edit the mistake. Thanks for pointing out my blunder, G3. Now he's gonna beat me to smithereens with a rusty helmet.

Wait so we are going to have to pay Greg?

Well at least that Buar guy comes cheap right? And Daigle is writing a Trans Am adventure right?

;)
GGG

Daigle and Wolfgang Baur. Wow. That should be a fascinating collaboration.

Holy crap! I'm doing what?!

(Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber)

Trey wrote:


Excellent! Cyberpunkalicious! Now if only the bad guy's cybersharkcycles have red laser beam headlights, and the good guy's cybersharkcycles have blue laser beam headlights...

Sadly, I've never read Snow Crash or Neuromancer as I got hit with all the knockoff stuff years before I heard of the real thing, and never looped back around. I did read William Gibson's Pattern Recognition, which I thought was the best book I had read in years, but it wasn't particularly, y'now, cyberpunky.

I like your style! Red for bad and blue for good it is. But if you're wearing 3-D glasses when they roar up on you, you're screwed.

I know what you mean about missing the classics and getting hit with the knock-offs first.

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Heathansson wrote:
No, but I think I heard that Yoko Ono is 75 years old.

We don't talk about such disgusting subjects on these boards. Have some decency. I was eating when I read that.

Daigle wrote:
The Jade wrote:


Daigle and Wolfgang Baur. Wow. That should be a fascinating collaboration.
Holy crap! I'm doing what?!

You're teaching Wolfgang how to write an adventure. I commend you.


The Jade wrote:
Heathansson wrote:
No, but I think I heard that Yoko Ono is 75 years old.

We don't talk about such disgusting subjects on these boards. Have some decency. I was eating when I read that.

Hey, man. The future ain't pretty.

She's yodelling on your ipod, and you can't turn it off. You're a brain in a jar. For eternity.

I got dystopian for that ass.

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Hell is me and Yoko Ono tied together in an echo chamber for all eternity.


Seriously though, if it weren’t for time travel, I’d never be able to keep up with these boards as well as I do.

See, I’m one of those fogies who still uses his typewriter. (Honestly, I prefer a fine fountain pen and some well-crafted paper.) I receive a daily parcel, transcribed by minions seeded throughout the best time zones, and then type out my responses for each and every post. The transcriber's work and accuracy has improved and now I no longer have to handwrite in all the symbols and codes that my trusty Underwood does not have.

So now it appears I must get with the times, or at the very least, report back from the downstream. Despite the way they try to sell it, it’s an ugly world up ahead. I’ll keep my gadget use to a minimum, thank you.


Daigle wrote:

Seriously though, if it weren’t for time travel, I’d never be able to keep up with these boards as well as I do.

See, I’m one of those fogies who still uses his typewriter. (Honestly, I prefer a fine fountain pen and some well-crafted paper.) I receive a daily parcel, transcribed by minions seeded throughout the best time zones, and then type out my responses for each and every post. The transcriber's work and accuracy has improved and now I no longer have to handwrite in all the symbols and codes that my trusty Underwood does not have.

So now it appears I must get with the times, or at the very least, report back from the downstream. Despite the way they try to sell it, it’s an ugly world up ahead. I’ll keep my gadget use to a minimum, thank you.

Hey... don't knock the fountain pens, a good fountain pen is something every correspondent should have. What? What do you mean people no longer send letters on paper? I didn't receive a memo about that!

- Ashavan


Koldoon wrote:
Daigle wrote:

Seriously though, if it weren’t for time travel, I’d never be able to keep up with these boards as well as I do.

See, I’m one of those fogies who still uses his typewriter. (Honestly, I prefer a fine fountain pen and some well-crafted paper.) I receive a daily parcel, transcribed by minions seeded throughout the best time zones, and then type out my responses for each and every post. The transcriber's work and accuracy has improved and now I no longer have to handwrite in all the symbols and codes that my trusty Underwood does not have.

So now it appears I must get with the times, or at the very least, report back from the downstream. Despite the way they try to sell it, it’s an ugly world up ahead. I’ll keep my gadget use to a minimum, thank you.

Hey... don't knock the fountain pens, a good fountain pen is something every correspondent should have. What? What do you mean people no longer send letters on paper? I didn't receive a memo about that!

- Ashavan

That and carbon paper.


Heathansson wrote:

That and carbon paper.

That just leads to nano critters.


Now you guys are going all steampunk.

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Well, until our logic machine equations are fully figured it's really just vaporsteampunkware, isn't it?


I'll think about it while I go for a ride in my velocipede.


You won’t be saying that when your job is monitoring chatter on the green 7 neural and have to spend 20 hours straight in a decrepit 232 story megascraper (built back in ’42, mind you!) listening to twitch-teens rattle on about whether Down Death, Ripcord! is neo-bubblegum punk or just biosynth folk over a trig-hop beat.

And yeah, it's still a pain in the ass to get a cab in the city.

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Daigle wrote:


And yeah, it's still a pain in the ass to get a cab in the city.

In the future, cab means a hooker who isn't carrying the Herpes 21 virus. Contract that bad boy and you transform overnight into a sentient squash. Regrettably a delicious sentient squash in a world lacking good produce. Good luck.

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The Jade wrote:
Daigle wrote:


And yeah, it's still a pain in the ass to get a cab in the city.

In the future, cab means a hooker who isn't carrying the Herpes 21 virus. Contract that bad boy and you transform overnight into a sentient squash. Regrettably a delicious sentient squash in a world lacking good produce. Good luck.

What, I say "gourd-mutative harlots from the future" and you all run home to mommy? Prudes.

BTW, Herpes 21 was so named not because there were 20 other known herpes viruses; rather, the Adamsian meaning of life is 42 and anyone forced to live out their days as a squash is clearly only living half a life. They really think things through in the future.


The Jade wrote:


What, I say "gourd-mutative harlots from the future" and you all run home to mommy? Prudes.

My mom said I might meet cucurbitaephiliacs on the the Internet, and if I did, I should turn off my computer and go watch Dora the Explorer.

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Trey wrote:
The Jade wrote:


What, I say "gourd-mutative harlots from the future" and you all run home to mommy? Prudes.

My mom said I might meet cucurbitaephiliacs on the the Internet, and if I did, I should turn off my computer and go watch Dora the Explorer.

Fearless!

I actually wanted to say cucurbita but was afraid it might be too obscure. You are so the man.

::bows::


Well, you have to admit that "gourd-mutative harlots" does somehow sound sexier. As for the Latin, all credit goes to Google. :)

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Trey wrote:
Well, you have to admit that "gourd-mutative harlots" does somehow sound sexier.

I think we finally a name for your power trio. Rock on.


Heathansson wrote:

The sharks have all been surgically modified to look like Wayne Newton.

You want dystopia, you've come to the right place. I'm shovelling dystopia like a psycho spider monkey ripping through a pile of bananas to get to a box of Reeses Peanutbutter cups.

There will be a King who will give opposition,

The exiles raised over the realm:
The pure poor people to swim in bananas,
And for a long time will he flourish under such a device.


39 posts and nobody asked who the Fonz is. I'm impressed.

Or you guys are just old :P


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