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Where's the dystopic technocratic future in that? Fonzie with a laser on his head is DOUBLY cool! AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
He bangs on a computerized coke machine, and out pops the secret formula to Coke. "Ayyyyyy.....sucrose steadda high fructose corn syrup. Ayyyyy Writchiee....you're bald! Ayyyyyy!"
The Jade(Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber)
Heathansson wrote:
The Jade wrote:
Heathansson wrote:
It's like the Fonz, with a laser on his head.
Where's the dystopic technocratic future in that? Fonzie with a laser on his head is DOUBLY cool! AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
He bangs on a computerized coke machine, and out pops the secret formula to Coke. "Ayyyyyy.....sucrose steadda high fructose corn syrup. Ayyyyy Writchiee....you're bald! Ayyyyyy!"
That's true... the future is food getting worse and hair getting thinner. Eff the effin future and the gizmos they keep telling us we need! Then again, I'll need these gizmos if I'm going to survive. Deal with the devil, sez me. NOW I understand cyberpunk!
Wow, I'm writing one of the adventures with the great Greg Vaughn. I've been holding off on asking this question but... what's cyberpunk?
Greg Vaughn? And here I thought you meant Greg Vaughan. Greg Vaughn is that pizza delivery dude from Cleveland right? I heard that place rocks.
At least he's cheaper than that other Greg. And we won't be firing up that old Greg v Rich rivalry.
;)
GGG
The Jade(Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber)
Great Green God wrote:
The Jade wrote:
Wow, I'm writing one of the adventures with the great Greg Vaughn. I've been holding off on asking this question but... what's cyberpunk?
Greg Vaughn? And here I thought you meant Greg Vaughan. Greg Vaughn is that pizza delivery dude from Cleveland right? I heard that place rocks.
;)
GGG
I knew I was misspelling his name but then failed to go back and edit the mistake. Thanks for pointing out my blunder, G3. Now he's gonna beat me to smithereens with a rusty helmet.
Wow, I'm writing one of the adventures with the great Greg Vaughn. I've been holding off on asking this question but... what's cyberpunk?
Greg Vaughn? And here I thought you meant Greg Vaughan. Greg Vaughn is that pizza delivery dude from Cleveland right? I heard that place rocks.
;)
GGG
I knew I was misspelling his name but then failed to go back and edit the mistake. Thanks for pointing out my blunder, G3. Now he's gonna beat me to smithereens with a rusty helmet.
Dang it, I don't mod these boards. Where's the delete button....
I knew I was misspelling his name but then failed to go back and edit the mistake. Thanks for pointing out my blunder, G3. Now he's gonna beat me to smithereens with a rusty helmet.
Wait so we are going to have to pay Greg?
Well at least that Buar guy comes cheap right? And Daigle is writing a Trans Am adventure right?
The sharks have all been surgically modified to look like Wayne Newton.
You want dystopia, you've come to the right place. I'm shovelling dystopia like a psycho spider monkey ripping through a pile of bananas to get to a box of Reeses Peanutbutter cups.
The Jade(Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber)
Great Green God wrote:
The Jade wrote:
I knew I was misspelling his name but then failed to go back and edit the mistake. Thanks for pointing out my blunder, G3. Now he's gonna beat me to smithereens with a rusty helmet.
Wait so we are going to have to pay Greg?
Well at least that Buar guy comes cheap right? And Daigle is writing a Trans Am adventure right?
;)
GGG
Daigle and Wolfgang Baur. Wow. That should be a fascinating collaboration.
The Jade(Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber)
Trey wrote:
The Jade wrote:
Eff the effin future and the gizmos they keep telling us we need! Then again, I'll need these gizmos if I'm going to survive.
Are iPhones dystopian enough, or will everyone be cyberhacking Zunes?
I'm bummed Fonzie is getting the lasers. They should go on the sharks. Well, I guess that disappointment fits in with the whole dystopian thing.
Alright, how bout this compromise/goulash. Cybersharkcycles with laser beam headlights?
It's a cybernetic shark with two wheels, a toothy wind visor that can rend and swallow a cow. Its tank runs on blood and its exaust smells decidedly fishy.
The Jade(Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber)
Heathansson wrote:
I knew that Apple guy was a big meanie. ;)
Has anyone ever translated the big blue meanies into D&D stats? Those guys were kind of horrifying. I mean, really. As a kid they didn't effect me, but at age 20 that lead meanie struck me as unnaturally eerie.
Alright, how bout this compromise/goulash. Cybersharkcycles with laser beam headlights?
It's a cybernetic shark with two wheels, a toothy wind visor that can rend and swallow a cow. Its tank runs on blood and its exaust smells decidedly fishy.
Excellent! Cyberpunkalicious! Now if only the bad guy's cybersharkcycles have red laser beam headlights, and the good guy's cybersharkcycles have blue laser beam headlights...
Sadly, I've never read Snow Crash or Neuromancer as I got hit with all the knockoff stuff years before I heard of the real thing, and never looped back around. I did read William Gibson's Pattern Recognition, which I thought was the best book I had read in years, but it wasn't particularly, y'now, cyberpunky.
I knew I was misspelling his name but then failed to go back and edit the mistake. Thanks for pointing out my blunder, G3. Now he's gonna beat me to smithereens with a rusty helmet.
Wait so we are going to have to pay Greg?
Well at least that Buar guy comes cheap right? And Daigle is writing a Trans Am adventure right?
;)
GGG
Daigle and Wolfgang Baur. Wow. That should be a fascinating collaboration.
Holy crap! I'm doing what?!
The Jade(Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber)
Trey wrote:
Excellent! Cyberpunkalicious! Now if only the bad guy's cybersharkcycles have red laser beam headlights, and the good guy's cybersharkcycles have blue laser beam headlights...
Sadly, I've never read Snow Crash or Neuromancer as I got hit with all the knockoff stuff years before I heard of the real thing, and never looped back around. I did read William Gibson's Pattern Recognition, which I thought was the best book I had read in years, but it wasn't particularly, y'now, cyberpunky.
I like your style! Red for bad and blue for good it is. But if you're wearing 3-D glasses when they roar up on you, you're screwed.
I know what you mean about missing the classics and getting hit with the knock-offs first.
The Jade(Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber)
Heathansson wrote:
No, but I think I heard that Yoko Ono is 75 years old.
We don't talk about such disgusting subjects on these boards. Have some decency. I was eating when I read that.
Daigle wrote:
The Jade wrote:
Daigle and Wolfgang Baur. Wow. That should be a fascinating collaboration.
Holy crap! I'm doing what?!
You're teaching Wolfgang how to write an adventure. I commend you.
Seriously though, if it weren’t for time travel, I’d never be able to keep up with these boards as well as I do.
See, I’m one of those fogies who still uses his typewriter. (Honestly, I prefer a fine fountain pen and some well-crafted paper.) I receive a daily parcel, transcribed by minions seeded throughout the best time zones, and then type out my responses for each and every post. The transcriber's work and accuracy has improved and now I no longer have to handwrite in all the symbols and codes that my trusty Underwood does not have.
So now it appears I must get with the times, or at the very least, report back from the downstream. Despite the way they try to sell it, it’s an ugly world up ahead. I’ll keep my gadget use to a minimum, thank you.
Seriously though, if it weren’t for time travel, I’d never be able to keep up with these boards as well as I do.
See, I’m one of those fogies who still uses his typewriter. (Honestly, I prefer a fine fountain pen and some well-crafted paper.) I receive a daily parcel, transcribed by minions seeded throughout the best time zones, and then type out my responses for each and every post. The transcriber's work and accuracy has improved and now I no longer have to handwrite in all the symbols and codes that my trusty Underwood does not have.
So now it appears I must get with the times, or at the very least, report back from the downstream. Despite the way they try to sell it, it’s an ugly world up ahead. I’ll keep my gadget use to a minimum, thank you.
Hey... don't knock the fountain pens, a good fountain pen is something every correspondent should have. What? What do you mean people no longer send letters on paper? I didn't receive a memo about that!
Seriously though, if it weren’t for time travel, I’d never be able to keep up with these boards as well as I do.
See, I’m one of those fogies who still uses his typewriter. (Honestly, I prefer a fine fountain pen and some well-crafted paper.) I receive a daily parcel, transcribed by minions seeded throughout the best time zones, and then type out my responses for each and every post. The transcriber's work and accuracy has improved and now I no longer have to handwrite in all the symbols and codes that my trusty Underwood does not have.
So now it appears I must get with the times, or at the very least, report back from the downstream. Despite the way they try to sell it, it’s an ugly world up ahead. I’ll keep my gadget use to a minimum, thank you.
Hey... don't knock the fountain pens, a good fountain pen is something every correspondent should have. What? What do you mean people no longer send letters on paper? I didn't receive a memo about that!
You won’t be saying that when your job is monitoring chatter on the green 7 neural and have to spend 20 hours straight in a decrepit 232 story megascraper (built back in ’42, mind you!) listening to twitch-teens rattle on about whether Down Death, Ripcord! is neo-bubblegum punk or just biosynth folk over a trig-hop beat.
And yeah, it's still a pain in the ass to get a cab in the city.
The Jade(Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber)
Daigle wrote:
And yeah, it's still a pain in the ass to get a cab in the city.
In the future, cab means a hooker who isn't carrying the Herpes 21 virus. Contract that bad boy and you transform overnight into a sentient squash. Regrettably a delicious sentient squash in a world lacking good produce. Good luck.
The Jade(Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber)
The Jade wrote:
Daigle wrote:
And yeah, it's still a pain in the ass to get a cab in the city.
In the future, cab means a hooker who isn't carrying the Herpes 21 virus. Contract that bad boy and you transform overnight into a sentient squash. Regrettably a delicious sentient squash in a world lacking good produce. Good luck.
What, I say "gourd-mutative harlots from the future" and you all run home to mommy? Prudes.
BTW, Herpes 21 was so named not because there were 20 other known herpes viruses; rather, the Adamsian meaning of life is 42 and anyone forced to live out their days as a squash is clearly only living half a life. They really think things through in the future.
The sharks have all been surgically modified to look like Wayne Newton.
You want dystopia, you've come to the right place. I'm shovelling dystopia like a psycho spider monkey ripping through a pile of bananas to get to a box of Reeses Peanutbutter cups.
There will be a King who will give opposition,
The exiles raised over the realm:
The pure poor people to swim in bananas,
And for a long time will he flourish under such a device.