Jolly Good! Louge wants smiting, as his posts are at least coherent.

The rouged jester has yet to construct a meaningful post!

Continues thrashing with Cane of Coherence, greater. Draws hardback first edition of Dune from his coat pocket and hurls it at Louge's head.

Who needs coherence, this is the internet afterall.

Richard Pett wrote:

Nicolas Louge wrote:

Panama Jack wrote:

It's rather beside the point for you to try to fight back now, Louge.

YOU ARE DEFEATED.

Bah! Pett prefers this version. It's an automatic win for me!

Victory! Huzzah!

An outrageous slurr - back it up sir, back it up I say!

I saw you eating a baguette!

And wearing a beret!
Don't make me get the pictures!

I've never eaten anything apart from tripe and onions.

Oh my! This is heating up :D

*sits at the edge of the seat, popcorn eating at a frenzy*

Hey, Pett, did you get your fez from Fez-o-Rama?

And did everybody get an eyefull of the goblin wearing a fez in the latest PfAP? Sweet.

You mean this picture?

Oh the horror! Such a vicious little brute!

(It's actually on the top of page 76 of 22:LoF4)

Hey, Pett, did you get your fez from Fez-o-Rama?

And did everybody get an eyefull of the goblin wearing a fez in the latest PfAP? Sweet.

Fez-o-Rama indeed. I bought mine at Quegly, Smythe, Robson, Donaldson, Forbes, Mimplewrad and Cadwallader's Royal Fez Manufactory.

Dinner party time, the salmon is ready, the duck roasting nicely, the wine is warming and the trapeze is swinging.

See you fine fellows (and Louge) tomorrow. Don't forget I'm ringing you on sunday to discuss - ahem.

Good night Mary-Ellen.

Panama - you have the crease sir! I feel a long innings on a damp wicket against a mound of cads is ahead of you and can only apologise I won't be joining you at the crease this evening - but soon sir - soon.

Courage!

Hey! Fez-o-Rama is at least a real haberdasher! I begin to doubt your fezzishness. (Great fake name, though.)

Thanks for your patience everyone! I will chip away at RC during this busy time, but as soon as summer rolls around (in a month and a half) I will gloriously have NOTHING to do for my day job (the joy of acadamia), and can finally put Sinister Adventures first again (and for three full months until October). I can't friggin wait!

I'll just be patient then. This is so far the only book for my preferred system to do much of anything with Polynesian culture. I have my Tiki obsession to think of so while I am getting sick of waiting for RC. I will wait for the finished product to be done and in my paws.

I just recieved a phone call from Pett and have decided to graciously accept his surrender and apology for starting all this trouble.
Huzzah! Victory!

I just recieved a phone call from Pett and have decided to graciously accept his surrender and apology for starting all this trouble.

Huzzah! Victory!

Back to your usual ridiculous self then Louge...

Short, highly insulting answer-phone message waiting for you cod-piece-face

'Ahem'

Let there be Peace with both our Great Houses.

You scallywags taking my name in vain and creating silly little aliases with a slight misspelling of my surname is simply unacceptable. There is only one true Lougue, I'll have you know. And you other pretenders need to give it a rest.

Really...it's sick.

And as for you Mr. Prett: I know where you live, and I'm on the same island now. There is no hiding your c o c k from my punch.

At PaizoconUK there shall be a throwdown of epic of proportions - and when they are cleaning your crumpety innards off the walls, I'll pick my teeth with your stiff upper lip.

Don't miss the slugfest ladies and gents. PaizoconUK, be there!

At PaizoconUK there shall be a throwup of epic of proportions - and when they are cleaning your crumpety innards off the walls, I'll pick my teeth with your stiff upper lip.

Don't miss the slugfest ladies and gents. PaizoconUK, be there!

Ugh, that is digsuting...

So with all these Nicks running around here I am forced to ponder...is Nikolai or Nicolases the plural form?

So tried registering again on SA's forums and the registration doesn't work. Anyone have any clues what the problem is and when and IF it will be fixed?

So tried registering again on SA's forums and the registration doesn't work. Anyone have any clues what the problem is and when and IF it will be fixed?

The website has been hosed for months.

Supposedly it had been hacked (over and over) and now there is something wrong with the security thingy (believe it or not but I am software developer) - some people can still post but most of us are relegated to the Shout Box.

'Ahem'

Let there be Peace with both our Great Houses.

Traitorous doppelganger!

So with all these Nicks running around here I am forced to ponder...is Nikolai or Nicolases the plural form?

There can be only one Nicolas!

DitheringFool wrote:

So with all these Nicks running around here I am forced to ponder...is Nikolai or Nicolases the plural form?

There can be only one Nicolas!

(And no Petts!)

In which case, purile anagrams will have to do - will it not, Glue Sac Loin...

Nicola Slug

Coo Snail Glue

Uncle Sago Oil...

and answer your phone calls whilst you're being abused:)

Social lounge.

"Tall and tan,
and youngandlovely,
the girl,
from Ipanemagoeswalking,...."

So tried registering again on SA's forums and the registration doesn't work. Anyone have any clues what the problem is and when and IF it will be fixed?

Hi Krome!

I can reboot the website and fix the problem apparently, but we'll lose all the forum posts, so I am attempting to create cut and pastable archives of the old posts. However, I have been so swamped I just haven't gotten around to it yet. Sorry for the delay!

I can reboot the website and fix the problem apparently, but we'll lose all the forum posts, so I am attempting to create cut and pastable archives of the old posts. However, I have been so swamped I just haven't gotten around to it yet. Sorry for the delay!

I have limited experience with forum software, but don't you have the option of downloading/backing up the forum database?

Or is the problem integrated into the database?

Depends how the forum backup works and where the error is that is causing the problem. There is a chance any backup would save the error as well.

Likely the best way to handle it would be to make a second forum. Leave the old one up and rename it as a archive forum of sorts and just go with a new one. Not a perfect solution but a quick and easy one. then later if a option to import the old threads is found you can then import them later.

But the short term is active forums again.

Krome wrote:

So tried registering again on SA's forums and the registration doesn't work. Anyone have any clues what the problem is and when and IF it will be fixed?

Hi Krome!

I can reboot the website and fix the problem apparently, but we'll lose all the forum posts, so I am attempting to create cut and pastable archives of the old posts. However, I have been so swamped I just haven't gotten around to it yet. Sorry for the delay!

Just to let you know Nick, he is not the only one with this problem.

and answer your phone calls whilst you're being abused:)

Pett fears me so much, he'll only call and leave heavy breathing on my message machine.

Nicolas Logue wrote:

Krome wrote:

So tried registering again on SA's forums and the registration doesn't work. Anyone have any clues what the problem is and when and IF it will be fixed?

Hi Krome!

I can reboot the website and fix the problem apparently, but we'll lose all the forum posts, so I am attempting to create cut and pastable archives of the old posts. However, I have been so swamped I just haven't gotten around to it yet. Sorry for the delay!

Just to let you know Nick, he is not the only one with this problem.

Ugh. Sorry about the website troubles. Hope to get them worked out as soon as I am finished with the term.

Hey there Nick! How are you doing?

Hey there Nick! How are you doing?

BUSYBUSYBUSYBUSY! But looking forward to not being so in a few weeks so I can Sinisterize my life!

Sharoth wrote:

Hey there Nick! How are you doing?

BUSYBUSYBUSYBUSY! But looking forward to not being so in a few weeks so I can Sinisterize my life!

Gratz! And I trust you and I know that you are doing your best!

Hope things calm down for you soon Nick.

Almost down to one month left to the inaugural PaizoCon UK, Mr. Logue. Any reconnaissance you (or Mr. Pett) need carrying out with regard to Birmingham?

I am shining my eyepatch, honing my cutlass and teaching my parrot to praise Dajobas in anticipation ....

I am shining my eyepatch, honing my cutlass and teaching my parrot to praise Dajobas in anticipation ....

Oh, it's sooooo good. I can't wait to get it wrapped up in a pretty bow for you all. I had a chance to whack at it some tonight and it is really shaping up to be all-sorts-of-f!&$ed-up.

Hope you enjoy it...when it...FINALLY...comes out. :-/

Oh, I am VERY MUCH looking forward to some serious PaizoconUK action - in fact my Shadowrun group I play with here may come out to the con as well. They've alreadly promised to help me rape-f$*& Pett. There will be BLOOD!

Patrick Curtin wrote:

I am shining my eyepatch, honing my cutlass and teaching my parrot to praise Dajobas in anticipation ....

Oh, it's sooooo good. I can't wait to get it wrapped up in a pretty bow for you all. I had a chance to whack at it some tonight and it is really shaping up to be all-sorts-of-f!%%ed-up.

Hope you enjoy it...when it...FINALLY...comes out. :-/

Oh, I am VERY MUCH looking forward to some serious PaizoconUK action - in fact my Shadowrun group I play with here may come out to the con as well. They've alreadly promised to help me rape-f!%% Pett. There will be BLOOD!

I shall arrange for plastic sheeting on the gaming floor!

Nick who?

Nick who?

I'm not sure. I think he's some British guy.

Ooooh can't wait! Still can't wait =D

My Savage Tide group is hitting 9th level, so there'll still be stuff in it for them to enjoy, or should I say suffer under?

Kruelaid wrote:

Nick who?

I'm not sure. I think he's some British guy.

I thought he was from Oklahoma?

And as for you Mr. Prett: I know where you live, and I'm on the same island now. There is no hiding your c o c k from my punch.

lol... coffee came out my nose when I read that bit. Hilarious!

Cues the hornpipes

Fifteen months waiting for this book
Yo ho ho and a bottle of dew
Waited so long to take a look
Yo ho ho and a bottle of dew.
For I am an impatient geek
Good pirate fun is what I seek
When it's delayed I twitch and tweak
I curse the hand of improv'dent Fate
The evil wench who makes me wait
What little hair's left falls off me pate
Yo ho ho and a bottle of dew!

So with all these Nicks running around here I am forced to ponder...is Nikolai or Nicolases the plural form?

And what's the collective noun?

A postponement of Logues?

Patrick Curtin wrote:

I am shining my eyepatch, honing my cutlass and teaching my parrot to praise Dajobas in anticipation ....

Oh, it's sooooo good. I can't wait to get it wrapped up in a pretty bow for you all. I had a chance to whack at it some tonight and it is really shaping up to be all-sorts-of-f!@&ed-up.

Hope you enjoy it...when it...FINALLY...comes out. :-/

Oh, I am VERY MUCH looking forward to some serious PaizoconUK action - in fact my Shadowrun group I play with here may come out to the con as well. They've alreadly promised to help me rape-f!@& Pett. There will be BLOOD!

Notices for first time that Mr. Logue does not appear to have an 'h' in his first name....

So, I heard he's into making porn with sideshow freaks these days.