What the...why can't you people stick to her Majesties GMT. Honestly, you go to bed with your moustache net firmly in place and then wake up to find you've become owner of a web-based adventure production company.

OK then, if I'm in charge, coming soon:

RO1 - The Revenge of the Hedge/Washing Line Based Horrors.
The first of the Roper Adventures Only Adventure Path. Join Bernard Cigar-Shaped-Abhorrence as he fights against the vile topiary triceratops/sheet ghoul alliance!
An Adventure suitable for 12th level PCs

GSP1 - The Purple Temple of the Nas-Nas
Join gas spore paladin Sir Windy Smythe on his journey into hell!
An epic gas spore PC adventure.

Watch this space for more my big sisters adventures coming soon!

Is Vaughn writing any of these?

I dunno, something about the wait just keeps getting me more jonesed. I have faith this is going to be a product of the ages, can't wait to see it!

RO1 - The Revenge of the Hedge/Washing Line Based Horrors.

The first of the Roper Adventures Only Adventure Path. Join Bernard Cigar-Shaped-Abhorrence as he fights against the vile topiary triceratops/sheet ghoul alliance!

An Adventure suitable for 12th level PCs

GSP1 - The Purple Temple of the Nas-Nas

Join gas spore paladin Sir Windy Smythe on his journey into hell!

An epic gas spore PC adventure.

Watch this space for more my big sisters adventures coming soon!

Sad thing is, if you (or Greg or Nick) write it, I'll send you my money...

I actually like Low Life quite a bit!

Nicolas Logue wrote:

Hugo Solis wrote:

Nicolas Louge wrote:

I would like to inform everyone that I have sold the rights of Sinister Adventures to Richard Pett. The site will now be known as Pett's Projects and will be about undead haggis and Richard's favorite Roper soccer team.

Oh man you sure made me spill coke out my noose... Soda coke...not the good one XD :roflmao:

Damn Rich Pett!

Indeed! I'm still waiting for the check to come in the mail!

It's cheque...

Nicolas Louge wrote:

Nicolas Logue wrote:

Hugo Solis wrote:

Nicolas Louge wrote:

I would like to inform everyone that I have sold the rights of Sinister Adventures to Richard Pett. The site will now be known as Pett's Projects and will be about undead haggis and Richard's favorite Roper soccer team.

Oh man you sure made me spill coke out my noose... Soda coke...not the good one XD :roflmao:

Damn Rich Pett!

Indeed! I'm still waiting for the check to come in the mail!

It's cheque...

A pox on your Queens English, I say!

Insult the queen just once more, base villain, and thou shalt get thy comeuppance!

***WOOF***

Insult the queen just once more, base villain, and thou shalt get thy comeuppance!

Yes Logue - have at you - have at you!

We know where you live and you are but a smart jog from us.

Put those dukes up for five of the best - a thrashing by god!

Initiative please, gentlemen.

Initiative please, gentlemen.

The WRONGDOER may strike first...

Well...I'm holding my readied action, Mr. Louge, craven insulter of Her Britannic Majesty...

Methinks Rouge is a craven fellow and has sped off!

Methinks Rouge is a craven fellow and has sped off!

Or Nick thinks that you are not worth the effort and is ignoring you.

A sympathiser! Have at you too!

If "Nick" (ahem) be his true name...

Roll initiative too, dragon!

*brings popocorn and gets ready for some good'ol Engish glove slapping*

Sends Louge short, highly abusive email containing references to part of Nics anatomy being like a part of a dog's anatomy.

have at you!

It's painful how penalized the slow-witted are in intellectual initiative...

*brings popocorn and gets ready for some good'ol Engish glove slapping*

iniciativa del rodillo también, rana!

babelfish for translation; I meant to say "roll initiative too, frog!" If I've insulted somebody's mother, I apologise.

Sends Louge short, highly abusive email containing references to part of Nics anatomy being like a part of a dog's anatomy.

have at you!

Louge takes 500 h.p. in damage, and needs to make a wil save; d.c. 57.

I do believe our little ranine friend is here as a spectator only...or, to use a word that Sharoth and Louge might understand, a "fan".

Can anyone join this melee'?

He's in the zone. He might have to dodge something viscous or perhaps rugose. I need to know if he's flatfooted.
Ever been to a rodeo, Slim?

Can anyone join this melee'?

I don't know why they'd want to.

Seeing that the whiggish foes have some kind of immunity to verbal devastation (a benefit of Illiteracy?), PJ brandishes his cane and delivers a thrashing to them both.

Crimson Jester wrote:

Can anyone join this melee'?

I don't know why they'd want to.

probably not but it is the best seat in the house.

Butterfrog wrote:

*brings popocorn and gets ready for some good'ol Engish glove slapping*

iniciativa del rodillo también, rana!

babelfish for translation; I meant to say "roll initiative too, frog!" If I've insulted somebody's mother, I apologise.

Hehehe, I recommend not using babelfish, its does make some darn funny translations, it transtaled "roll" into "rolling pin" :P

*Rolls Initiative*
Aha! A 15!

Catches Crimson Jester eying his posterior.

Why, thank you, CJ. I'm flattered, but the cane doesn't swing that way, what-what!

Richard Pett wrote:

Sends Louge short, highly abusive email containing references to part of Nics anatomy being like a part of a dog's anatomy.

have at you!

Louge takes 500 h.p. in damage, and needs to make a wil save; d.c. 57.

Hey, we're not playing 4E here! You can't hurt me with words!

And who or rather what is this Queen that keeps getting bantered about? Does he/she/it have a hive and is it worth much XP?

Catches Crimson Jester eying his posterior.

Why, thank you, CJ. I'm flattered, but the cane doesn't swing that way, what-what!

Then was is that rather small bump doing arching my way?

And who or rather what is this Queen that keeps getting bantered about? Does he/she/it have a hive and is it worth much XP?

Put them up sir -put them up!

It's rather beside the point for you to try to fight back now, Louge.

YOU ARE DEFEATED.

dungeonmaster heathy wrote:

Richard Pett wrote:

Sends Louge short, highly abusive email containing references to part of Nics anatomy being like a part of a dog's anatomy.

have at you!

Louge takes 500 h.p. in damage, and needs to make a wil save; d.c. 57.

Hey, we're not playing 4E here! You can't hurt me with words!

and anyway, my ideas for the Con are best - as you clearly said on my answer phone.

I have it saved Louge - PROOF - PROOF!

Do you want me to share it with the world!

Crimson Jester wrote:

And who or rather what is this Queen that keeps getting bantered about? Does he/she/it have a hive and is it worth much XP?

Put them up sir -put them up!

*Readies +5 Hooilgan Bane shortsword to backstab Pett*

Curses - he's realised I'm a hooilgan...

I guess you stopped those spelling night classes then...

It's rather beside the point for you to try to fight back now, Louge.

YOU ARE DEFEATED.

Bah! Pett prefers this version. It's an automatic win for me!

Victory! Huzzah!

Hye pett would you like a cup of earl grey?

Ok Lougue sneak up on him while he is distracted

Panama Jack wrote:

It's rather beside the point for you to try to fight back now, Louge.

YOU ARE DEFEATED.

Bah! Pett prefers this version. It's an automatic win for me!

Victory! Huzzah!

An outrageous slurr - back it up sir, back it up I say!

You will not foul my ears with that republican, regicidal cacophony!

You will not foul my ears with that republican, regicidal cacophony!

Well clean 'em out then.

Prepare for some fisticuffs, scallywag!

Nicolas Louge wrote:

Panama Jack wrote:

It's rather beside the point for you to try to fight back now, Louge.

YOU ARE DEFEATED.

Bah! Pett prefers this version. It's an automatic win for me!

Victory! Huzzah!

An outrageous slurr - back it up sir, back it up I say!

I saw you eating a baguette!

dungeonmaster heathy wrote:

Butterfrog wrote:

*brings popocorn and gets ready for some good'ol Engish glove slapping*

iniciativa del rodillo también, rana!

babelfish for translation; I meant to say "roll initiative too, frog!" If I've insulted somebody's mother, I apologise.

Hehehe, I recommend not using babelfish, its does make some darn funny translations, it transtaled "roll" into "rolling pin" :P

Hugo Frog has identified the odd wandlike devise as a "+6 lougebane rollingpin of smiting Louge."

Hey, we're not playing 4E here! You can't hurt me with words!

I am aghast at your lack of knowledge of classical lit.

Jolly Good! Louge wants smiting, as his posts are at least coherent.

The rouged jester has yet to construct a meaningful post!

Continues thrashing with Cane of Coherence, greater. Draws hardback first edition of Dune from his coat pocket and hurls it at Louge's head.

Moo Wa Deeb! Moo Wa Deeb!.....