I've always had a soft spot for Wee Jas ...

I'm also surprised at the relative popularity of Kord ... I've never been in a game where a PC chose Kord as a cleric or a DM presented followers of Kord.

I'm surprised he's not doing better than he is. I've had lots of players worship him, come on he kills dragons in his spare time!!!

Fizz

I'm also surprised at the relative popularity of Kord ... I've never been in a game where a PC chose Kord as a cleric or a DM presented followers of Kord.

Not only that, Garl Glittergold has 2 votes. Whatever floats your boat I guess but... Gnomes?

all must answer to KELEMVOR sooner or later

Clerics of the True Faith are called mullahs and worship Al'Akbar. Page 165 Living Greyhawk Gazetter! That was an easy one.

Anyone who follows the various pantheons in Forgotten Realms must realize that Ao truly holds the keys to the car.

Kord.

Poor Obad-Hai. Even Yondalla is laughing at him now.

Nerull is the one true faith you dumb mooks for all things that live cannot escape the chill touch of the reaper of flesh

I'm surprised he's not doing better than he is. I've had lots of players worship him, come on he kills dragons in his spare time!!!

Fizz

See Fizz, that just goes to show you, what is interesting in one locale gets totally ignored in the other.

But you're absolutely right .. when I look at Kord, I immediately think of Hercules or Hector or Achilles, any of the great heroes who solved problems by elminating them-- then didn't give a darn what you thought of their methods!

What is the one true faith?

IA! FTAGHN!

Core deities - ha! Fraggin wimps! BANJO is the one true faith! All praise to the Puppet God, Lord of All That is Stringed and Manipulated!

ALL HAIL THE ONE TRUE GOD... BANJO

He'll make you laugh so hard you'll piss yourself.

My Crom thinks We Jas is foxy.

...which is why I voted for her.

Aberzombie wrote:

Core deities - ha! Fraggin wimps! BANJO is the one true faith! All praise to the Puppet God, Lord of All That is Stringed and Manipulated!

ALL HAIL THE ONE TRUE GOD... BANJO

Patron of all those who have a cumulative Wis/Int of 11!

Lolth...the most beautious Queen of the only perfect race in realm. Oh how I long for her caress, again.

All of your gods are just aspects of the pure Silver Flame.

Or maybe it's the trapped rakshasa telling us that.

All of your gods are just aspects of the pure Silver Flame.

Or maybe it's the trapped rakshasa telling us that.

OOPS. That wasn't an in-character post from Gillad, from Grimcleaver's game.

Tegan wrote:

Aberzombie wrote:

Core deities - ha! Fraggin wimps! BANJO is the one true faith! All praise to the Puppet God, Lord of All That is Stringed and Manipulated!

ALL HAIL THE ONE TRUE GOD... BANJO

Patron of all those who have a cumulative Wis/Int of 11!

You see Tegan! This poor, sad soul is jealous of us and our faith in the all mighty Puppet Lord.

ALL HAIL MORADIN!!!
Those who worship Gruumsh should be hunted down and destroyed along with the pitiful excuse of a god. So speaks the dwarven lords, so Kuthax follows.

Patron of all those who have a cumulative Wis/Int of 11!

One should be mindful of these. Though they may be weak of mind most of the time, they do have their uses. Besides comic relief. They have a knack for showing up with highly useful items and/or ideas at just the most wierd but highly opurtune moments. One must protect them so that they may live to these moments.

The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:

Tegan wrote:

Aberzombie wrote:

Core deities - ha! Fraggin wimps! BANJO is the one true faith! All praise to the Puppet God, Lord of All That is Stringed and Manipulated!

ALL HAIL THE ONE TRUE GOD... BANJO

Patron of all those who have a cumulative Wis/Int of 11!

You see Tegan! This poor, sad soul is jealous of us and our faith in the all mighty Puppet Lord.

AMEN Brother!

I'm going invisible now, simply because I can. See you at the pulpit (read as puppet show).

Your Gods, while powerful, will all rot away eventually. Only the rot itself, The Wormgod Kyuss, is eternal.

Aberzombie wrote:

The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:

Tegan wrote:

Aberzombie wrote:

Core deities - ha! Fraggin wimps! BANJO is the one true faith! All praise to the Puppet God, Lord of All That is Stringed and Manipulated!

ALL HAIL THE ONE TRUE GOD... BANJO

Patron of all those who have a cumulative Wis/Int of 11!

You see Tegan! This poor, sad soul is jealous of us and our faith in the all mighty Puppet Lord.

AMEN Brother!

I'm going invisible now, simply because I can. See you at the pulpit (read as puppet show).

Hey, I'm not implying all of YOU have a cumulative Wis/Int of 11, just Elan. But c'mon, Banjo's a FREAKIN' PUPPET!

All hail Wee Jas!
-THe Eldritch Mr. Shiny

Tegan wrote:

Aberzombie wrote:

The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:

Tegan wrote:

Aberzombie wrote:

Core deities - ha! Fraggin wimps! BANJO is the one true faith! All praise to the Puppet God, Lord of All That is Stringed and Manipulated!

ALL HAIL THE ONE TRUE GOD... BANJO

Patron of all those who have a cumulative Wis/Int of 11!

You see Tegan! This poor, sad soul is jealous of us and our faith in the all mighty Puppet Lord.

AMEN Brother!

I'm going invisible now, simply because I can. See you at the pulpit (read as puppet show).

Hey, I'm not implying all of YOU have a cumulative Wis/Int of 11, just Elan. But c'mon, Banjo's a FREAKIN' PUPPET!

All hail Wee Jas!
-THe Eldritch Mr. Shiny

Aberzombie, The EMS just spoke The Great Creators name, what ever shall happen to him?! ALL HAIL ELAN!! ALL HAIL BANJO!!!

The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:

Tegan wrote:

Aberzombie wrote:

The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:

Tegan wrote:

Aberzombie wrote:

Core deities - ha! Fraggin wimps! BANJO is the one true faith! All praise to the Puppet God, Lord of All That is Stringed and Manipulated!

ALL HAIL THE ONE TRUE GOD... BANJO

Patron of all those who have a cumulative Wis/Int of 11!

You see Tegan! This poor, sad soul is jealous of us and our faith in the all mighty Puppet Lord.

AMEN Brother!

I'm going invisible now, simply because I can. See you at the pulpit (read as puppet show).

Hey, I'm not implying all of YOU have a cumulative Wis/Int of 11, just Elan. But c'mon, Banjo's a FREAKIN' PUPPET!

All hail Wee Jas!
-THe Eldritch Mr. Shiny

Aberzombie, The EMS just spoke The Great Creators name, what ever shall happen to him?! ALL HAIL ELAN!! ALL HAIL BANJO!!!

Ummm....sorry to let you in on this but I overthrew Banjo and the cult of Banjo like a year ago. All your adulation and prayers have been going to me and increasing my power.

FH

Obad-Hai!?

Lathander's light shines upon you all. If you can bask in it without flinching, then we're cool (gotta love NG)... if not then let the smiting begin!

Tegan wrote:

The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:

Tegan wrote:

Aberzombie wrote:

The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:

Tegan wrote:

Aberzombie wrote:

Core deities - ha! Fraggin wimps! BANJO is the one true faith! All praise to the Puppet God, Lord of All That is Stringed and Manipulated!

ALL HAIL THE ONE TRUE GOD... BANJO

Patron of all those who have a cumulative Wis/Int of 11!

You see Tegan! This poor, sad soul is jealous of us and our faith in the all mighty Puppet Lord.

AMEN Brother!

I'm going invisible now, simply because I can. See you at the pulpit (read as puppet show).

Hey, I'm not implying all of YOU have a cumulative Wis/Int of 11, just Elan. But c'mon, Banjo's a FREAKIN' PUPPET!

All hail Wee Jas!
-THe Eldritch Mr. Shiny

Aberzombie, The EMS just spoke The Great Creators name, what ever shall happen to him?! ALL HAIL ELAN!! ALL HAIL BANJO!!!

Ummm....sorry to let you in on this but I overthrew Banjo and the cult of Banjo like a year ago. All your adulation and prayers have been going to me and increasing my power.

Carry on.

FH

ALL HAIL FAKEY OR FACE HIS ARMY OF FANATIC SKIRT-WEARING CULTISTS!

Das right. All hail the False One.

FH

Das right. All hail the False One.

FH

There is an inherent problem in worshipping a False One. How do you know it is the "Real" False One and not a "Fake" False One? Just where do I send my tithing to?

Fake Healer wrote:

Das right. All hail the False One.

FH

There is an inherent problem in worshipping a False One. How do you know it is the "Real" False One and not a "Fake" False One? Just where do I send my tithing to?

Semantics, pure semantics. Just offer up the tithings and pledge eternal servitude and I will do the rest.

FH

Bill Lumberg wrote:

Fake Healer wrote:

Das right. All hail the False One.

FH

There is an inherent problem in worshipping a False One. How do you know it is the "Real" False One and not a "Fake" False One? Just where do I send my tithing to?

Semantics, pure semantics. Just offer up the tithings and pledge eternal servitude and I will do the rest.

FH

So, who's the Real Healer?

Fake Healer wrote:

Bill Lumberg wrote:

Fake Healer wrote:

Das right. All hail the False One.

FH

There is an inherent problem in worshipping a False One. How do you know it is the "Real" False One and not a "Fake" False One? Just where do I send my tithing to?

Semantics, pure semantics. Just offer up the tithings and pledge eternal servitude and I will do the rest.

FH

So, who's the Real Healer?

HERETIC!! BLASPHEMER!!!! FALSE ONES, SEIZE HIM AND SHOW HIM THE ERROR OF HIS WAYS!

FH

I'm the slim fakey, the real slim fakey,
All the other fakeys are just so imitatey,

The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:

Fake Healer wrote:

Bill Lumberg wrote:

Fake Healer wrote:

Das right. All hail the False One.

FH

There is an inherent problem in worshipping a False One. How do you know it is the "Real" False One and not a "Fake" False One? Just where do I send my tithing to?

Semantics, pure semantics. Just offer up the tithings and pledge eternal servitude and I will do the rest.

FH

So, who's the Real Healer?

HERETIC!! BLASPHEMER!!!! FALSE ONES, SEIZE HIM AND SHOW HIM THE ERROR OF HIS WAYS!

FH

But you said YOU were the False One... so I guess you should seize him & show him, your own self. (just don't show him what's under your skirt.) I'm going to pray to Banjo now for you to be cured of your god complex. :o)

So, who's the Real Healer?

Actually, blues is the healer. Don't you guys know anything?

The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:

So, who's the Real Healer?

Actually, blues is the healer. Don't you guys know anything?

I wouldn't know. I'm a devout follower of The Metal.

You can't kill The Metal,
The Metal will live on.
Others have tried to kill The Metal,
But they failed, and were stricken down to the ground.

+++ Cthulhu

wee jas

ok; mabye i am going where not toon should ever go, but there you have it.

Try this one on for size.

We all exist in the Worlds of Paizo with many and varied realms to visit due to the kindly benevolance thereof; they proselytize <-(50 points word of the day bonus)with various publications and hand out kudos and chastise blasphemers; they have their favorites, see toon tags of contributer, and their faithful, see tags of subscribers, and thier semichampions, see Lord of the Board, and their general faithful indoctrinated in the faith; see any other lurker or poster.

hmm rules, doctrine, a network, power, followers, champions; hmm....

Paizo may be the One True Cybertoon Faith

(disclaimer; not at all in RL, just for the red guy pondering up in the left corner)

Still an unbeliever; just think of how may times rule corrections or updates from Dragon or Dungeon showed up in your game world (not between rl players) altering any and all of the aforementioned dieties (except for AO, but that is real life).

Try Crom, then. It's like virtual atheism. He doesn't help his followers at all.

Tharizdun of course!
Oh wait, only true believers should know of his existance (or temporary lack thereof). Forget you read anything, and step into this pulsing black Sphere of Annih-- Black Sun! Yes, step into a fragment of His divinity; the Black Sun...

Mmmm, annihilation... *drool*

Your Gods, while powerful, will all rot away eventually. Only the rot itself, The Wormgod Kyuss, is eternal.

If the PCs in my game don't hurry up and leave Diamond Lake, you could be right .... hmmmmm.

PHOLTUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUS!!!!

Seriously. The way of the Blinding Light is the only true path.

Core deities - ha! Fraggin wimps! BANJO is the one true faith! All praise to the Puppet God, Lord of All That is Stringed and Manipulated!

I am shamed! I forgot the lord Banjo when casting my vote for Boccob! I must go perform pennance by singing catchy/annoying tunes to all my friends!