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Method, Sun, Apr 1, 2007, 12:15 PM

I vas vondering vhat vas going on vit de posts... crazy! but funny!

The Black Bard, Sun, Apr 1, 2007, 12:28 PM

Well, if this is what I get for getting up late, then I suppose I appreciate the warning. But I definitely agree that this is an awesome april fools joke to play.

I wonder how many people will post extra long just to see what it turns into? I know I will.

Haun (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber), Sun, Apr 1, 2007, 01:28 PM

Wow does this really change your post? huh? well I will be darned

AWED, Sun, Apr 1, 2007, 02:37 PM

I think this smurfing thing got a little out of hand, but the language part is funny

AWED, Sun, Apr 1, 2007, 02:38 PM

AWED wrote:

I think this smurfing thing got a little out of hand, but the language part is funny

Darn it ive been smurfed!!!!!!!!!!

Gavgoyle (Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber), Sun, Apr 1, 2007, 02:47 PM

Beautiful, guys! Great April Fool's day prank!

Steve Greer (Contributor), Sun, Apr 1, 2007, 04:43 PM

Thus my suspicions that Smurfs were just nice'd up gremlins is confirmed. Evil little bastages!

Steve Greer (Contributor), Sun, Apr 1, 2007, 04:44 PM

Doh! Now we see the gremlining inherrent in the system!

DmRrostarr (Pathfinder Adventure Path, Pathfinder Chronicles, Pathfinder Companion Subscriber), Sun, Apr 1, 2007, 04:52 PM

They got time to do all this, but they cant deliver my freaking Dungeon Magazine!!!!!

Sebastian (Bella Sara Charter Superscriber), Sun, Apr 1, 2007, 04:57 PM

DmRrostarr wrote:

They got time to do all this, but they cant deliver my freaking Dungeon Magazine!!!!!

That's a good point. How much extra would a hand-delivery option run? I'd really appreciate if Erik Mona or James Jacobs drove down from Seattle to personally hand me my issue of Dungeon.

Tegan, Sun, Apr 1, 2007, 10:14 PM

Fizzban wrote:

I'm so smurfin going to work for Gargamel after this!

Fizzy Smurf

I think we should all gang up on Jokey Smurf! I mean crimanny, we're stinkin gamers, we can "set up a package" for him that will put all of his to shame!

Fatespinner, Mon, Apr 2, 2007, 09:03 AM

Is the language filter completely random, then? Or does each person get their own bizarre linguistic mutation? My last post was done in 'redneck' so I guess we'll find out...

Fatespinner, Mon, Apr 2, 2007, 09:03 AM

Vulgarity filter rules!!!! It totally added bold emphasis and profanity on it's own! Neat!

Aberzombie (Pathfinder Adventure Path, Pathfinder Companion Subscriber), Mon, Apr 2, 2007, 09:45 AM

Taco TV John but saturday a destruction midget. Lately gremlins tomorrow hoever Iraq computer, and forecast pencil powerboat.

Krypter, Mon, Apr 2, 2007, 09:49 AM

Okay, that was hilarious. I wonder if I expound on esoteric nomenclature will the substrate interface adapt?

Heathansson, Mon, Apr 2, 2007, 09:53 AM

Aberzombie wrote:

Taco TV John but saturday a destruction midget. Lately gremlins tomorrow hoever Iraq computer, and forecast pencil powerboat.

Land samwich Thor calculator, if diesel isn't grock?

Aberzombie (Pathfinder Adventure Path, Pathfinder Companion Subscriber), Mon, Apr 2, 2007, 09:57 AM

Heathansson wrote:

Aberzombie wrote:

Taco TV John but saturday a destruction midget. Lately gremlins tomorrow hoever Iraq computer, and forecast pencil powerboat.

Land samwich Thor calculator, if diesel isn't grock?

Don't forget O'Hara but stitches Halliwell aardvark.

Taliesin Hoyle (Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber; Pathfinder Roleplaying Game, Pathfinder Chronicles, Pathfinder Companion Subscriber), Mon, Apr 2, 2007, 10:07 AM

Gleam beseeth the zigzag altar. Igitur I curtail my verbosity and sally forth to infiltrate a place of purveyance to negotiate the vending of some cheesy comestibles. You are the eschatological manifestation of the kerygma of our being.

Taliesin Hoyle (Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber; Pathfinder Roleplaying Game, Pathfinder Chronicles, Pathfinder Companion Subscriber), Mon, Apr 2, 2007, 10:09 AM

a an and or nor but is was will shall can can't be his hers he her it its it's look see looked saw had have has are were shall will cannot write wrote written seen

Aberzombie (Pathfinder Adventure Path, Pathfinder Companion Subscriber), Mon, Apr 2, 2007, 10:13 AM

Absolutely never Peter Pan about a port absent of cheeseburger and engineers.

Sebastian (Bella Sara Charter Superscriber), Mon, Apr 2, 2007, 10:17 AM

Aberzombie wrote:

Absolutely never Peter Pan about a port absent of cheeseburger and engineers.

It's so weird. Ever since these strange language postings have been up, everything you've said has made sense to me. I completely agree.

Gary Teter (PostMonster General), Mon, Apr 2, 2007, 10:17 AM

You can blame me for the fact that the filters are still running even though it's not April Fools Day anymore. When Lisa caught wind of what we were planning for the messageboards, she said she wished April Fools would last forever.... And of course I took her literally.

I'll turn them off as soon as I can figure how to do it. I inserted tab A into slot B, and it wouldn't quite fit, so I had to use some superglue and duct tape, and now it's just this kind of big wad of crusty stuff. I might need a hammer and chisel. Maybe some paint thinner. And possibly a rock.

Heathansson, Mon, Apr 2, 2007, 10:22 AM

Industrial Modrons! Havoc joy, illucid or frabjous!
Slaadi Claus!
Nebtar clovnak voggi voggi, Ivan.

Messageboard Bug!!! (Digital Pest), Mon, Apr 2, 2007, 10:35 AM

There is just too much recreation to have with this infernal conglomeration of the devices. I ask for myself the what' ll produce me if I filter my post using fish of Babel in the French and the back still before I announce?

Cosmo (Disturbing Customer Servant), Mon, Apr 2, 2007, 10:35 AM

Rad.

Heathansson, Mon, Apr 2, 2007, 11:42 AM

By the thundering Guts of Gothmog! Whence shalt anon, and amiss, be fix't, forsooth?!? Arr!!!

Steve Greer (Contributor), Mon, Apr 2, 2007, 12:18 PM

If you don't say their name, they will leave you alone. Shhhh.

Steve Greer (Contributor), Mon, Apr 2, 2007, 12:19 PM

What name? You know... the little blue guys. Shhhh.

Steve Greer (Contributor), Mon, Apr 2, 2007, 12:20 PM

Oh, come on... You still don't know what I'm talking about?
You know. The S-M-U-R-Fs.

Steve Greer (Contributor), Mon, Apr 2, 2007, 12:20 PM

Ah, for crying out loud! I'm talking about Smurfs!!!

Steve Greer (Contributor), Mon, Apr 2, 2007, 12:20 PM

Nooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!! They got me again! Dammit!

Sebastian (Bella Sara Charter Superscriber), Mon, Apr 2, 2007, 12:22 PM

Edit: and if you edit it out?

And if it's in a

Spoiler:

Messageboard Bug!!! (Digital Pest), Mon, Apr 2, 2007, 12:27 PM

Huh?

Spoiler:

Heathansson, Mon, Apr 2, 2007, 12:38 PM

Spoiler:

Mike McArtor (Contributor), Mon, Apr 2, 2007, 04:20 PM

I hope the smurf feature becomes a permanent addition to the Paizo messageboards. I could totally see random smurfings in the future... ;)

Gary Teter (PostMonster General), Mon, Apr 2, 2007, 04:25 PM

Mike McArtor wrote:

I hope the [redacted] feature becomes a permanent addition to the Paizo messageboards. I could totally see random [redacted] in the future... ;)

Well, the little critters have burrowed their way into the codebase pretty deep. Not sure if it's even possible to root them out. I think we may have to just let them stay.

Heathansson, Mon, Apr 2, 2007, 04:26 PM

That's redacted!!!!!

Aberzombie (Pathfinder Adventure Path, Pathfinder Companion Subscriber), Mon, Apr 2, 2007, 04:34 PM

Mike McArtor wrote:

I hope the smurf feature becomes a permanent addition to the Paizo messageboards. I could totally see random smurfings in the future... ;)

Yeah, I've got to smurf it. This particular smurf has pretty much smurfed on me. I'd smurfed how much fun it is to smurf like a smurf.

As long as Johan and Pee-wee stay far away.

Heathansson, Mon, Apr 2, 2007, 05:15 PM

Who's Johan?

Sebastian (Bella Sara Charter Superscriber), Mon, Apr 2, 2007, 05:18 PM

Heathansson wrote:

Who's Johan?

The competent one. The smurfs had two human bodies, Pee-Wee the moronic comic relief, and Johna, the competent page type.

Sebastian (Bella Sara Charter Superscriber), Mon, Apr 2, 2007, 05:19 PM

Mike McArtor wrote:

I hope the smurf feature becomes a permanent addition to the Paizo messageboards. I could totally see random smurfings in the future... ;)

Yeah, but thong smurf creeps me out. I know it's supposed to be his tail, but that's not what it looks like.

Heathansson, Mon, Apr 2, 2007, 05:19 PM

Oh. I think that was when I was in high school, and had moved on to bigger and better things.

The White Toymaker, Mon, Apr 2, 2007, 06:12 PM

Taliesin Hoyle wrote:

One, two!!!! SMURPh! We'll keel-haul ye!! GAHHH!!!!! On3, aye, tw()!!!! SMURF! Shiver me timbers!!!! I MEAN, to be sure, COME ON, by Semuanya's spellbook!!!!! 4 nd throu6h and throuGh
Th' vorp4l blAde w3nt snicker-sn4ck! Fire the cannons!! WHY??! Walk the plank!!! &&* *#! Fire the cannons!!!! SMURPh, Arrrr!!!!!!!
H3 left it de4d, by Ye Great Unknown's rampallian neighbor, and witH |ts he4d
That scurvy dog went , Arrrr!@!!#$# smurphing back.

Being familiar with Jabberwocky, this incarnation is definitely one of the funnier things I've seen today. I'll be looking forward to the smurfings in the future, be they "random" or otherwise.

Aberzombie (Pathfinder Adventure Path, Pathfinder Companion Subscriber), Mon, Apr 2, 2007, 07:18 PM

Heathansson wrote:

Oh. I think that was when I was in high school, and had moved on to bigger and better things.

Oh come on, didn't you go see the smurf movie when it came out? I was there opening day. It was bigger than Return of the Jedi man!

Edit: So apparently, whenever you use the word "smurf" it changes your picture to a random smurf. Cool!

Taliesin Hoyle (Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber; Pathfinder Roleplaying Game, Pathfinder Chronicles, Pathfinder Companion Subscriber), Tue, Apr 3, 2007, 08:57 AM

Have any of you checked the "dear smurfette" thread?

Taliesin Hoyle (Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber; Pathfinder Roleplaying Game, Pathfinder Chronicles, Pathfinder Companion Subscriber), Tue, Apr 3, 2007, 08:58 AM

Thank you Paizo for allowing us to get in touch with our inner smurf.

Mike McArtor (Contributor), Tue, Apr 3, 2007, 10:20 AM

Gary Teter wrote:

Well, the little critters have burrowed their way into the codebase pretty deep. Not sure if it's even possible to root them out. I think we may have to just let them stay.

Smurfy!

Moff Rimmer, Tue, Apr 3, 2007, 10:42 AM

May it never go away :)

Heathansson, Tue, Apr 3, 2007, 10:46 AM

Paizo's got Smurpes!!!

Aberzombie (Pathfinder Adventure Path, Pathfinder Companion Subscriber), Tue, Apr 3, 2007, 10:48 AM

Heathansson wrote:

Paizo's got Smurpes!!!

Is that like some cross between a smurf and a space herpes?