Hey, I like Manowar! Seen them at least twice ... when they're bothered to tour in their home country.

EDIT: Except that last CD was crap. *sniff*

HERESY!!!

* has his Viking Shield Maiden, Anneke, roll for initiative...

I admit I'm just KaeYoss' fourth best sock puppet. Non-existence is far better than being real. No death or taxes.

So should we expect an all German edition of the Atomic Array in the near future? And to think I thought you were Ed's alter-ego.

I should've taken the blue pill...Damn Morpheus.

Urizen wrote:

Hey, I like Manowar! Seen them at least twice ... when they're bothered to tour in their home country.

EDIT: Except that last CD was crap. *sniff*

HERESY!!!

* has his Viking Shield Maiden, Anneke, roll for initiative...

It hurt me very much to say that, but yeah. I liked EVERYTHING but the last studio CD. Enough talking and more singing! Unless Orson Wells can be brought back from the dead. ;)

Well I'm out guys ya'll have fun.

Soooo many posts I m getting a bit lost in them! :-)

still i wanna say ThanX 4 the GREAT welcome!

now i m gonna focus on doing wat i came here 2 do: try a new character and try Pathfinder!

putting the finishing touches on my rogue character my 1st Pathfinder character ever! wish me luck!

The Jade wrote:

I admit I'm just KaeYoss' fourth best sock puppet. Non-existence is far better than being real. No death or taxes.

So should we expect an all German edition of the Atomic Array in the near future? And to think I thought you were Ed's alter-ego.

I should've taken the blue pill...Damn Morpheus.

Ja! Unt it vill be shveetah zen sshtrudel.

Soooo many posts I m getting a bit lost in them! :-)

still i wanna say ThanX 4 the GREAT welcome!

now i m gonna focus on doing wat i came here 2 do: try a new character and try Pathfinder!

putting the finishing touches on my rogue character my 1st Pathfinder character ever! wish me luck!

Good luck! I'm sure you'll get any help you need (or even more than you've ever expected .... heh) if you have questions. It takes a bit of time for a beginner to digest ALL. OF. THAT. :P

It takes a bit of time for a beginner to digest ALL. OF. THAT. :P

I'll bet you've said that before.

Urizen wrote:

So should we expect an all German edition of the Atomic Array in the near future? And to think I thought you were Ed's alter-ego.

I should've taken the blue pill...Damn Morpheus.

Ja! Unt it vill be shveetah zen sshtrudel.

Tun Sie mir mit dem Strudel. Ich bitte Sie!!

EDIT: Yes, Kae... mein Deutsch ist Scheiße. :P

Urizen wrote:

It takes a bit of time for a beginner to digest ALL. OF. THAT. :P

I'll bet you've said that before.

Well, my FB profile shirt does say Porn Star In Training.

The Jade wrote:

Urizen wrote:

It takes a bit of time for a beginner to digest ALL. OF. THAT. :P

I'll bet you've said that before.

Well, my FB profile shirt does say Porn Star In Training.

Dude, you've got to get into a graduate studies program or you could break your back out there. Seriously, put the time into learning your fundamentals. My first adult scene quickly led to my tongue getting tied in knots. Literally. All the king's horses and all the king's men came over to help me, and that's when I realized I was definitely on the wrong set. Don't make rookie mistakes.

You know he's a fluff girl, right?

Jenny, I am totally in Lust.

Only Lust, I'll probably never get the chance to meet you other than here. So I guess I'll have to stick to my fantasies.

Welcomes aboard the boards.

Hi All!

Having a crazy day but I took some time in my daily workout to snap this:

HI FELLOW PAIZONIANS!

Anyone recognize Nessa's Axe? :-)

Big Kiss

Jenny

Well, that should shut the doubters up. :-D

You know he's a fluff girl, right?

Really? I had no idea Gregg was a lady.

I mean, you technically can come up to starring roles from fluffdom, but that's like trying to get discovered as an actress by sitting on a fountain stool at Schwab's Drugstore.

Gregg, it's all about owning your own brand. Do a few gonzos and take it on the chin to get your name out there, then start your own production company and get a partner to help manage it. Two people teams can be more effective than you might think if you get a subscriber page to your web page. Own the means of distribution and save the cheerleader. Or something.

You know he's a fluff girl, right?

Damnit. I thought that was Jade's yolk on my face.

Kruelaid wrote:

You know he's a fluff girl, right?

Damnit. I thought that was Jade's yolk on my face.

That's cuz sometimes the yolk's on you.

Really? I had no idea Gregg was a lady.

I mean, you technically can come up to starring roles from fluffdom, but that's like trying to get discovered as an actress by sitting on a fountain stool at Schwab's Drugstore.

Gregg, it's all about owning your own brand. Do a few gonzos and take it on the chin to get your name out there, then start your own production company and get a partner to help manage it. Two people teams can be more effective than you might think if you get a subscriber page to your web page. Own the means of distribution and save the cheerleader. Or something.

Actually, I'm Cesar Capone. I've been sockpuppeting as Gregg for so long now that I can't keep up anymore.

Urizen wrote:

Kruelaid wrote:

You know he's a fluff girl, right?

Damnit. I thought that was Jade's yolk on my face.

That's cuz sometimes the yolk's on you.

Bukkyolke.

The Jade wrote:

Urizen wrote:

Kruelaid wrote:

You know he's a fluff girl, right?

Damnit. I thought that was Jade's yolk on my face.

That's cuz sometimes the yolk's on you.

Bukkyolke.

If there was an ambitiously terrible pun of the year award, I am handing it over to you before a cheering crowd of hundreds and a twinkling sea of camera flashes. The lectern is yours!

Urizen wrote:

Bukkyolke.

If there was an ambitiously terrible pun of the year award, I am handing it over to you before a cheering crowd of hundreds and a twinkling sea of camera flashes. The lectern is yours!

And it's only February. Man, I'm touched.

Time to update urban dictionary before Heathy yolks me to it.

Good luck on your character Jenny! Thank you for validating yourself, the sockpuppet threat has ceased... LOL Here's a nod to your awesomeness.

Good luck on your character Jenny! Thank you for validating yourself, the sockpuppet threat has ceased... LOL Here's a nod to your awesomeness.

Psst. You should pitch Jenny your character sheet to help out on her Rogue creation. ;)

As for her use of "text" language, giggles, etc...yeah, I personally find that kind of thing a bit annoying. But it's becoming more and more common for younger people to interact that way on the internet, regardless of the type of interface that they are using at the time.

Stephen Fry/Craig Ferguson

Check out the video from about 5:10 on. Needless to say, the "Text Language" is nothing new since more characters have always meant spending more (time or money or space) instead of communicating your idea as quickly or efficiently as possible.

Hi All!

Having a crazy day but I took some time in my daily workout to snap this:

HI FELLOW PAIZONIANS!

Anyone recognize Nessa's Axe? :-)

Big Kiss

Jenny

Awesome!

Loving the pictures. (I regret that I missed the two that were deleted for content, but those are the breaks.)

I hope you enjoy yourself around here and people (myself included) aren't too creepy.

(Really, this is the Internet. It's hard not to be creepy.)

Ya know, I was trying to work out your AC in that gear, hope you have a good DEX.

Nice...Jenny, when do you find the time to RP?

I didn't know Robin Williams was a 40k player!!

All right, this sock puppet thing is getting too much, time for me to fess up!

I created a number of elaborate fake accounts with alternate personae in order to trick people to perform a number of actions.

The list of fake accounts is:

Kruelaid
The Jade
Moorluck
Tarren Dei

And, most importantly, I created the fake persona of "James Jacobs" as a "Paizo staffer" to promote my seething hatred of dwarves and provide it with legitimacy. This one went really far, with public appearances and fake articles in Paizo Products.

I know my deeds are unforgivable, but I implore you to temper justice with mercy.

lol... I'm really Heathansson. You got me.

Kae-Yoss made confessions about his sockpuppets.

The Identity of Miss Shuriken Nekogami started with a fictional character i made in grade school for when i first did freeform play by post on microsoft word and called it collabaritive short stories.
i have done freeform pbp for years. several others of my sock puppets are easy to recognize. i have done it since i was about 8 or 9.

I am really an unmotiviated 21 year old male with no social life, i watch anime, read manga and game. i have issues with an identity crisis. i have had all female influences in my life, i am envious of japan, my posting skills can be considered reminiscent of those of a 12 year old girl, i associate easier with children than adults. due to certain developmental issues. making me wish i was born a japanese female with extremely good genetic youthful longevity.

my sockpuppets are

Shuriken Nekogami (paizo, gaia)
Luminiere Solas (any site i have a membership with)
Yamishinobi (Gleemax)
Sylphenia (World of warcraft, misha, a hideously undergeared level 60 female blood elf mage)
Neosylph (my level 58 female blood elf death knight who used to farm copper, same server, hasn't gotten any new gear since she joined the horde.)
Various little girls on gaia online, most of which are japanese sounding but not japanese gibberish names, or a poorly respelled latin or french sounding word i just happened to pick up from some anime.

Good luck on your character Jenny! Thank you for validating yourself, the sockpuppet threat has ceased... LOL Here's a nod to your awesomeness.

Wow I second the motion of your awesomeness and raise you one very switched on business woman who just scored herself a legion of fans and some good press.

Jenny you are stunning, and with more people like yourself and Vin Diesel smashing the stereotypes of gamers it can only help to push the game towards the mainstream.

Like any community the Paizo community has its share of the argumentative, cynics, and grumps, but every one in the Paizo community has talent to spare and are willing to share it.

So welcome and I hope you have lots of fun.

The 8th Dwarf.

KaeYoss wrote:

All right, this sock puppet thing is getting too much, time for me to fess up!

I created a number of elaborate fake accounts with alternate personae in order to trick people to perform a number of actions.

The list of fake accounts is:

Kruelaid
The Jade
Moorluck
Tarren Dei

And, most importantly, I created the fake persona of "James Jacobs" as a "Paizo staffer" to promote my seething hatred of dwarves and provide it with legitimacy. This one went really far, with public appearances and fake articles in Paizo Products.

I know my deeds are unforgivable, but I implore you to temper justice with mercy.

I admit I'm just KaeYoss' fourth best sock puppet. Non-existence is far better than being real. No death or taxes.

I... I did not write that. IT'S ALIVE!!!!!

The Jade wrote:

Urizen wrote:

So should we expect an all German edition of the Atomic Array in the near future? And to think I thought you were Ed's alter-ego.

I should've taken the blue pill...Damn Morpheus.

Ja! Unt it vill be shveetah zen sshtrudel.

Tun Sie mir mit dem Strudel. Ich bitte Sie!!

EDIT: Yes, Kae... mein Deutsch ist Scheiße. :P

Mann, ist dein Deutsch besch... HE'S PSYCHIC!

The Jade wrote:

KaeYoss wrote:

All right, this sock puppet thing is getting too much, time for me to fess up!

I created a number of elaborate fake accounts with alternate personae in order to trick people to perform a number of actions.

The list of fake accounts is:

Kruelaid
The Jade
Moorluck
Tarren Dei

And, most importantly, I created the fake persona of "James Jacobs" as a "Paizo staffer" to promote my seething hatred of dwarves and provide it with legitimacy. This one went really far, with public appearances and fake articles in Paizo Products.

I know my deeds are unforgivable, but I implore you to temper justice with mercy.

I admit I'm just KaeYoss' fourth best sock puppet. Non-existence is far better than being real. No death or taxes.

I... I did not write that. IT'S ALIVE!!!!!

He's crazy. He just thinks he's me. I mean... I'm him. Whatever. It's BS. I'm Heathansson.

you could break your back out there...My first adult scene...All the king's horses... I realized I was definitely on the wrong set.

Horses. Eww, man! Just eww!

Kthulhu wrote:

As for her use of "text" language, giggles, etc...yeah, I personally find that kind of thing a bit annoying. But it's becoming more and more common for younger people to interact that way on the internet, regardless of the type of interface that they are using at the time.

Stephen Fry/Craig Ferguson

Check out the video from about 5:10 on. Needless to say, the "Text Language" is nothing new since more characters have always meant spending more (time or money or space) instead of communicating your idea as quickly or efficiently as possible.

I don't like it that much either, but frankly, as long as she doesn't actually say "lol" in real life, she's golden.

Jenny Poussin:
Hmm. I've been somewhat busy up on the Superstar forums agonising over which Round 4 entries to vote for these last few days, so my apologies for the delay and I add my own (belated) welcome to the many you have already received to the Paizo boards.

[shameless marketing pitch] Do not forget PaizoCon 2010 is happening in Seattle in June! Or (if you happen to be in Europe for some reason over the summer) we have PaizoCon UK in Birmingham (UK) in July.
*PaizoCon Link*
*PaizoCon UK Link*
Okay, back to what you were all doing before, I guess... :)
[/shameless marketing pitch]

Edit:
Gah! Ninja'ed by the CEO on the PaizoCon (Seattle) front back on Page 2....

Ya know, I was trying to work out your AC in that gear, hope you have a good DEX.

The rules of fantasy state that the less a female wears, the better she's protected. :D

Felicia Day as a naughty fairy

That was freakin' hilarious! Thanks

Kthulhu wrote:

Felicia Day as a naughty fairy

That was freakin' hilarious! Thanks

+1

+2

seriously ROFL

Ok, reading the way this thread swung from cool to hostile to happy to off topic over seven pages is an hour of my life I’ll never get back …

As I said in the other thread, welcome to Paizo Jenny. Now that I’ve seen the pics you posted back on page 1, really welcome to Paizo Jenny!

Ok, reading the way this thread swung from cool to hostile to happy to off topic over seven pages is an hour of my life I’ll never get back …

As I said in the other thread, welcome to Paizo Jenny. Now that I’ve seen the pics you posted back on page 1, really welcome to Paizo Jenny!

+1

Schwang!

I've removed the links that contain nudity. The copious warnings are appreciated, but that's pushing the line a bit far.

Apparently I got here too late.

Ross Byers wrote:

I've removed the links that contain nudity. The copious warnings are appreciated, but that's pushing the line a bit far.

Apparently I got here too late.

Yeah, me too dude. Damn time difference and weekends and stuff.

Welcome to Paizo, Jenny! Thanks for being a good sport about the anti-sockpuppet request. :)

I'm a bit ashamed to admit I've never heard of you until this thread, but it's very nice to virtually meet you. Enjoy your Pathfinder gaming!

I think you are lying. :)

All right, this sock puppet thing is getting too much, time for me to fess up!

I created a number of elaborate fake accounts with alternate personae in order to trick people to perform a number of actions.

The list of fake accounts is:

Kruelaid
The Jade
Moorluck
Tarren Dei

And, most importantly, I created the fake persona of "James Jacobs" as a "Paizo staffer" to promote my seething hatred of dwarves and provide it with legitimacy. This one went really far, with public appearances and fake articles in Paizo Products.

I know my deeds are unforgivable, but I implore you to temper justice with mercy.

Get your hand out of there!

Oh, and you have some bills to pay.

Hate to interrupt the babbling but along the Rolemaster vein - I just saw that they're running some kind of coupon deal with RPG Blog II.

So Rolemaster's alive and kicking, apparently! And drawing the hotties.

Kthulhu wrote:

Felicia Day as a naughty fairy

That was freakin' hilarious! Thanks

OMG, she's the pixie warmage from my group! XD