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A Stretch Armstrong Movie? Starring Taylor Lautner... Really? RSS
(Pathfinder Roleplaying Game, Adventure Path, Campaign Setting, Companion, Tales Subscriber)

What is Hasbro going to think of next? Oh wait...
Andoran

Congratulations, Mr. Lautner, you have just killed your career. BwHahaaha!

And what's up with Hollywood these days? How does a lame idea like this get the green light??
Cuchulainn wrote:

Congratulations, Mr. Lautner, you have just killed your career. BwHahaaha!

And what's up with Hollywood these days? How does a lame idea like this get the green light??

My reaction exactly. Who's this guy's agent? I read that Stretch is now a secret agent. Dear God! Well at least I have "Battleship" to look forward to. How are they going to work that one I wonder. It would be great if they could work this scene into it:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxBoQSXwesI
(Pathfinder Roleplaying Game, Adventure Path, Campaign Setting, Companion, Tales Subscriber)
Paul McCarthy wrote:

My reaction exactly. Who's this guy's agent? I read that Stretch is now a secret agent. Dear God! Well at least I have "Battleship" to look forward to. How are they going to work that one I wonder. It would be great if they could work this scene into it:

link

linked it for you.

Osirion (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber)

You know, I had a Stretch Armstrong as a kid, along with the Stretch Monster. I loved them. That being said....

...I'd rather have holes drilled in my skull, and let mice crawl in to feast on my brain while I'm still alive than spend any money to see such a movie. And if I had a kid, I'd tell him every dollar spent on such a movie would make an angel die.
Cuchulainn wrote:
Congratulations, Mr. Lautner, you have just killed your career. BwHahaaha!

Whatever. Dude's just gona run around with his shirt off and "stretch" all the time. The ladies will love it and it will be the highest grossing film of all time.

You heard it here first.
The One Who Makes You Angry wrote:
Cuchulainn wrote:
Congratulations, Mr. Lautner, you have just killed your career. BwHahaaha!

Whatever. Dude's just gona run around with his shirt off and "stretch" all the time. The ladies will love it and it will be the highest grossing film of all time.

You heard it here first.

I concur! And we're going to film it in super Cameron-vision 3D!

WTFOMGBBQ! This makes no sense and my head spin.... I'm gonna go sit down now.

tfad
(RPG Superstar 2009 Top 32)
Cuchulainn wrote:
Congratulations, Mr. Lautner, you have just killed your career. BwHahaaha!

Nah, I think his career will snap back from this?

The real question: Is this idea elastic enough to stretch into a sequel. It think it can if they pull it off well enough.
Qadira
Aberzombie wrote:
And if I had a kid, I'd tell him every dollar spent on such a movie would make an angel die.

Best. Line. Ever. Oh, and you've also given me an idea for my wondrous item for next years RPG Superstar...

(Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber; Modules Subscriber)

The perfect appearance of Stretch Armstrong in a motion picture has already been made, in Detroit Rock City (1999).
Silver Crusade
The One Who Makes You Angry wrote:
Whatever. Dude's just gona run around with his shirt off and "stretch" all the time.

I should be so lucky.

Aberzombie wrote:
And if I had a kid, I'd tell him every dollar spent on such a movie would make an angel die.

But would I die watching him "stretch"?

Celestial Healer wrote:
The One Who Makes You Angry wrote:
Whatever. Dude's just gona run around with his shirt off and "stretch" all the time.

I should be so lucky.

Aberzombie wrote:
And if I had a kid, I'd tell him every dollar spent on such a movie would make an angel die.
But would I die watching him "stretch"?

No, but you might die doing your own "stretches". :P


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