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Advanced Race Guide is Away!

Tuesday, March 13, 2012

Last week we sent the Advanced Race Guide to the printer. In the very near future we’ll be sharing some previews of this book, which is chock-full of new options for characters of all playable races. Until then, we thought we would whet your appetite by showing off this books amazing cover, painted by the lovely and talented Wayne Reynolds.

And now, just for fun, if you were writing a caption for this cover, what would it be? You get extra points for fun, creativity, and humor... as well as good taste.


Illustration by Wayne Reynolds

Stephen Radney-MacFarland
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That's the worst hemorrhoid flare up I've ever seen. Everyone, don't forget to cover your weapons with the Oil of Preparation H we found in town.

(Poor taste, I know, but it was the first thing I thought of.) 8-/

Grand Lodge

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"We're coming for your Turnips!!!!!"

Sczarni RPG Superstar 2014 Top 16

"Don't blame me, Ezren! How was I supposed to know that one of the Kobolds could polymorph you into a Tengu?"


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Well this worked for the last caption constest I'm aware of. (Not mine by the way)

"Dear Pathfinder Letters . . . "

Grand Lodge

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You will receive vengeance for changing Kyra into a Tengu!

Cheliax

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Hey look the Tengu is casting "protection from spears".


The placement of that stream is really disturbing to me...

But for a caption...

"You just HAD to buy up your race to a crow person, didn't you? Now the freakin' kobolds can walk on walls."

IDK, I'll try to come up with something better later.

Qadira

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"Down in a hole, losin' control" Alice In Chains Down In A Hole Lyrics

Silver Crusade

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♫ One on One ♪
♫ One on One ♪
♫ DWARVES FIGHT THE REST ♫


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Tengu Iconic...?


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"There we were, 3 against 30... those heroes never knew what hit'em!"


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A dwarf, an elf and a tengu walk into a kobold cavern...


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"Ever wondered how to stat up a swarm of kobolds? How about a living wall that looks like one?"

"Watch your step!"

"Good thing I traded in stonecunning for a +1 AC vs. spear-wielding lizards!"

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"Who the hell knew they were actually Justin Bieber fans? I mean- come on!! That joke was funny!!"


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"Well at least you won't have to throw me this time..."

Edit: I read Harsk's voice as Sean Connery. Is that bad?

Andoran

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"A dozen kobolds and all I brought was a skinny elf and a skittish bird."

Lantern Lodge

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"Time for Dinner"


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"Pardon me, but do you have any Gray Poupon?"

[Squawk] "Know I do swords, but times come you must lead with Boom-Stick." [/Squawk]

"Ninety-nine spear wielding kolbolds on the wall, Ninety-nine kobolds to start.
Axe one now and grind it down, Ninety-eight koblods to go!"

"You boys sure know how to show a girl a good time!"

Cheliax

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Kyra was beginning to regret Lini's plan to avoid old age with regeneration...

Andoran

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"Thought they were supposed to run when you turned on the light?"

Grand Lodge RPG Superstar 2012 Top 32

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Hit the one on the bottom, and the rest will tumble down!

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Okay.
Plan B:
Get'm!

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Low-light vision: 1 Race Point.

Natural weapon: 1 Race Point.

Swordtrained: 3 Race Points.

Playing a tengu in a party of Paizo iconics: Priceless.

There are some things standard racial packages can by.
For everything else, there's Advanced Race Guide.

Advanced Race Guide: See the tengu, be the tengu.


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"Suppliiiiiiiies!"


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"Kobolds, why did it have to be kobolds?"

Cheliax

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Merisiel you take the 20 kobolds on the left, Harsk you take the 20 on the right...I get the Dragon!!!


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"How's this for interracial action!"


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"That's the last time I take quest advice from some old blind guy in a tavern!"

"Say: Experience Points!" *takes picture*


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The players came from many different beliefs, ethnicities, and backgrounds but come gametime, they were united by a single desire: the ability to play as the kobolds.


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The real reason girl scouts don't sell cookies in Golarion.


The Terrible Zodin wrote:
The real reason girl scouts don't sell cookies in Golarion.

Harsk, to Merisiel: "I told you they don't like Thin Mints!"

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The developers have requested a caption in "good taste."

The kobolds believe that good taste is fresh tengu.


"It's only a skinny leather thing, a burnt chicken, and an angry beer-soaked beard on legs! Get 'em!!!"


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Merisiel: "Some tracker you are, you lead us straight into an ambush!"

Harsk: "Ambush is a harsh word, lass. I like to call it a target-rich environment."


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"New plan, lets go hunt some orc."

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"I thought this game was called Dungeons & Dragons, not Tunnels & Ravens!"


” surrender in our moment of triumph? I think you overestimate their chances.”


"What do you mean: draw their fire?"


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And here we see Merisiel and Harsk giving some kobolds the bird.

Lantern Lodge

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Skree'tawk the Tengu to Merisiel and Harsk - "Alright, the first one to make a another wise crack about birds and shiny objects is the last one to get healed of the Kobold Cooties!"


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"SNEAK ATTACK!"

Andoran

Merisel to Harsk, "And to think you said, 'what's the worst that could happen? they're just kobolds.'"


Merisiel to Harsk: "Can you imagine, not even a cave full of kobolds smell worse than your beard."

Tengu: "Caaw-caw!"


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Merisiel smiled. These interracial hot springs were even more exciting than Harsk had been told.


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Broodmaster Meepo eats crow (and dwarf and elf).

Qadira

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Harsk: "There we are Kyra! The cure for your... condition... is right inside!"

Kyra: "Rawk?"

Merisiel: "Them? I wouldn't worry about them. They taste like chicken."

Kyra: "Rawk!"

Merisiel: "You do too. Good point."

Grand Lodge

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"They have a Cave Troll."


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CpFdP5yATw0


Kobolds? KOBOLDS?!? We don't need no stinkin Kobolds!


"Come on chicken fingers, it's healin' time."

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