paizo.com Recent Comments on Advanced Race Guide is Away!paizo.com Recent Comments on Advanced Race Guide is Away!2012-06-19T22:37:10Z2012-06-19T22:37:10ZRe: Forums/Pathfinder First Edition: General Discussion: Paizo Blog: Advanced Race Guide is Away!ulgulanothhttps://paizo.com/community/blog/v5748dyo5ld8j&page=3?Advanced-Race-Guide-is-Away#1472012-04-22T21:22:56Z2012-04-22T21:22:56Z<p>"Meri I thought you said it was a <i>Goblin</i> cave"</p>"Meri I thought you said it was a Goblin cave"ulgulanoth2012-04-22T21:22:56ZRe: Forums/Pathfinder First Edition: General Discussion: Paizo Blog: Advanced Race Guide is Away!SolidHalohttps://paizo.com/community/blog/v5748dyo5ld8j&page=3?Advanced-Race-Guide-is-Away#1462012-04-22T21:00:43Z2012-04-22T21:00:43Z<p>•Moves boulder aside from the cave entrance•
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Tengu: Squawk! (Light spell and surprise that the Kobolds were in here.)
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Dwarf: Hmmmmm I was right the boulder was not wedged in the hole; it was blocking it. (Dwarf being impressed with his stonecunning ignoring the obvious.)
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Elf: Oops wrong cave. <whisper to the dwarf> Put the boulder back.</p>*Moves boulder aside from the cave entrance*
Tengu: Squawk! (Light spell and surprise that the Kobolds were in here.)
Dwarf: Hmmmmm I was right the boulder was not wedged in the hole; it was blocking it. (Dwarf being impressed with his stonecunning ignoring the obvious.)
Elf: Oops wrong cave. Put the boulder back.SolidHalo2012-04-22T21:00:43ZRe: Forums/Pathfinder First Edition: General Discussion: Paizo Blog: Advanced Race Guide is Away!Anthony Adamhttps://paizo.com/community/blog/v5748dyo5ld8j&page=3?Advanced-Race-Guide-is-Away#1452012-03-25T00:41:44Z2012-03-25T00:41:44Z<p>"Now, who's bright idea was it to make an Open Call for our fourth party member?"</p>"Now, who's bright idea was it to make an Open Call for our fourth party member?"Anthony Adam2012-03-25T00:41:44ZRe: Forums/Pathfinder First Edition: General Discussion: Paizo Blog: Advanced Race Guide is Away!Liam Warnerhttps://paizo.com/community/blog/v5748dyo5ld8j&page=3?Advanced-Race-Guide-is-Away#1442012-03-24T04:09:41Z2012-03-24T04:09:41Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Stormfriend wrote:</div><blockquote> Merisiel: I think the kobold at the back just cast a spell. Did anyone identify it? </blockquote><p>Tengu: "I'm pretty sure it was summon monster IX . . . I think we're out of our depth."Stormfriend wrote:Merisiel: I think the kobold at the back just cast a spell. Did anyone identify it?
Tengu: "I'm pretty sure it was summon monster IX . . . I think we're out of our depth."Liam Warner2012-03-24T04:09:41ZRe: Forums/Pathfinder First Edition: General Discussion: Paizo Blog: Advanced Race Guide is Away!Stormfriend (RPG Superstar 2012 Top 32)https://paizo.com/community/blog/v5748dyo5ld8j&page=3?Advanced-Race-Guide-is-Away#1432012-03-23T19:39:13Z2012-03-23T19:39:13Z<p>Merisiel: I think the kobold at the back just cast a spell. Did anyone identify it?</p>Merisiel: I think the kobold at the back just cast a spell. Did anyone identify it?Stormfriend (RPG Superstar 2012 Top 32)2012-03-23T19:39:13ZRe: Forums/Pathfinder First Edition: General Discussion: Paizo Blog: Advanced Race Guide is Away!Eric Hinklehttps://paizo.com/community/blog/v5748dyo5ld8j&page=3?Advanced-Race-Guide-is-Away#1422012-03-23T19:04:46Z2012-03-23T19:04:46Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">gbonehead wrote:</div><blockquote><p> Tengu: "They'll all be sleeping, you said. They'll never miss one little bit of treasure, you said. I'll be back in my nest before they even know what happened, you said."</p>
<p>Harsk: "Shut up and cast, you stupid chicken!" </blockquote><p>Tengu: "I'm not chicken! Do I look like Scootaloo to you?"gbonehead wrote:Tengu: "They'll all be sleeping, you said. They'll never miss one little bit of treasure, you said. I'll be back in my nest before they even know what happened, you said."
Harsk: "Shut up and cast, you stupid chicken!"
Tengu: "I'm not chicken! Do I look like Scootaloo to you?"Eric Hinkle2012-03-23T19:04:46ZRe: Forums/Pathfinder First Edition: General Discussion: Paizo Blog: Advanced Race Guide is Away!gboneheadhttps://paizo.com/community/blog/v5748dyo5ld8j&page=3?Advanced-Race-Guide-is-Away#1412012-03-23T15:46:42Z2012-03-23T15:46:42Z<p>Tengu: "They'll all be sleeping, you said. They'll never miss one little bit of treasure, you said. I'll be back in my nest before they even know what happened, you said."</p>
<p>Harsk: "Shut up and cast, you stupid chicken!"</p>Tengu: "They'll all be sleeping, you said. They'll never miss one little bit of treasure, you said. I'll be back in my nest before they even know what happened, you said."
Harsk: "Shut up and cast, you stupid chicken!"gbonehead2012-03-23T15:46:42ZRe: Forums/Pathfinder First Edition: General Discussion: Paizo Blog: Advanced Race Guide is Away!Nostromo218https://paizo.com/community/blog/v5748dyo5ld8j&page=3?Advanced-Race-Guide-is-Away#1402012-03-20T01:10:17Z2012-03-20T01:10:17Z<p>"Do you see these feathers!? You ever heard of a black chicken before!? You go first!"</p>"Do you see these feathers!? You ever heard of a black chicken before!? You go first!"Nostromo2182012-03-20T01:10:17ZRe: Forums/Pathfinder First Edition: General Discussion: Paizo Blog: Advanced Race Guide is Away!The black raven (alias of The Raven Black)https://paizo.com/community/blog/v5748dyo5ld8j&page=3?Advanced-Race-Guide-is-Away#1392012-03-19T18:27:37Z2012-03-19T18:27:37Z<p>"I see dead kobolds."</p>"I see dead kobolds."The black raven (alias of The Raven Black)2012-03-19T18:27:37ZRe: Forums/Pathfinder First Edition: General Discussion: Paizo Blog: Advanced Race Guide is Away!Nirthuushttps://paizo.com/community/blog/v5748dyo5ld8j&page=3?Advanced-Race-Guide-is-Away#1382012-03-20T01:43:30Z2012-03-18T03:08:42Z<p>"Sheesh! I leave you two alone for <i>FIVE minutes . . ."</i></p>"Sheesh! I leave you two alone for FIVE minutes . . ."Nirthuus2012-03-18T03:08:42ZRe: Forums/Pathfinder First Edition: General Discussion: Paizo Blog: Advanced Race Guide is Away!LazarXhttps://paizo.com/community/blog/v5748dyo5ld8j&page=3?Advanced-Race-Guide-is-Away#1372012-03-17T17:13:59Z2012-03-17T17:13:59Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">The Terrible Zodin wrote:</div><blockquote> The real reason girl scouts don't sell cookies in Golarion. </blockquote><p>"And Yes, They ARE made from real Girl Scouts."The Terrible Zodin wrote:The real reason girl scouts don't sell cookies in Golarion.
"And Yes, They ARE made from real Girl Scouts."LazarX2012-03-17T17:13:59ZRe: Forums/Pathfinder First Edition: General Discussion: Paizo Blog: Advanced Race Guide is Away!Richard Leonharthttps://paizo.com/community/blog/v5748dyo5ld8j&page=3?Advanced-Race-Guide-is-Away#1362012-03-17T12:06:56Z2012-03-17T12:06:56Z<p>Advanced Race Guide, now with the all new non-core encounter multiplier.</p>
<p>(instead of level adjustment: if you pick certain races (tengu), every future encounter will get the number of monsters multiplied by X (5))</p>Advanced Race Guide, now with the all new non-core encounter multiplier.
(instead of level adjustment: if you pick certain races (tengu), every future encounter will get the number of monsters multiplied by X (5))Richard Leonhart2012-03-17T12:06:56ZRe: Forums/Pathfinder First Edition: General Discussion: Paizo Blog: Advanced Race Guide is Away!peterrcohttps://paizo.com/community/blog/v5748dyo5ld8j&page=3?Advanced-Race-Guide-is-Away#1352012-03-17T11:03:02Z2012-03-17T11:03:02Z<p>"Wish I'd played a human and taken the extra feat"</p>
<p>or</p>
<p>"I think these new rules for Kobolds break the game, everyone seems to be playing one"</p>"Wish I'd played a human and taken the extra feat"
or
"I think these new rules for Kobolds break the game, everyone seems to be playing one"peterrco2012-03-17T11:03:02ZRe: Forums/Pathfinder First Edition: General Discussion: Paizo Blog: Advanced Race Guide is Away!Quijenothhttps://paizo.com/community/blog/v5748dyo5ld8j&page=3?Advanced-Race-Guide-is-Away#1342012-03-20T19:29:30Z2012-03-17T10:43:54Z<p><b>Harsk:</b> "Hey look, The Pathfinder Ride... Wow, Neat!"</p>
<p><b>Tenku:</b> "Gimmie a break!"</p>
<p><b>Merisiel:</b> "I dont like this!!!"</p>
<p><b>Kobolds:</b> •Singing•
<br />
"It's a world of laughter,
<br />
A world of tears.
<br />
It's a world of hopes,
<br />
And a world of fears.
<br />
There's so much that we share,
<br />
That it's time we're aware,
<br />
It's a small world after all.</p>
<p>Chorus:
<br />
It's a small world after all.
<br />
It's a small world after all.
<br />
It's a small world after all.
<br />
It's a small, small world. "</p>
<p><i>Party runs out screaming!</i></p>Harsk: "Hey look, The Pathfinder Ride... Wow, Neat!"
Tenku: "Gimmie a break!"
Merisiel: "I dont like this!!!"
Kobolds: *Singing*
"It's a world of laughter,
A world of tears.
It's a world of hopes,
And a world of fears.
There's so much that we share,
That it's time we're aware,
It's a small world after all.
Chorus:
It's a small world after all.
It's a small world after all.
It's a small world after all.
It's a small, small world. "
Party runs out screaming!Quijenoth2012-03-17T10:43:54ZRe: Forums/Pathfinder First Edition: General Discussion: Paizo Blog: Advanced Race Guide is Away!Captain Sir Hexen Ineptus (alias of Sir Hexen Ineptus)https://paizo.com/community/blog/v5748dyo5ld8j&page=3?Advanced-Race-Guide-is-Away#1332012-03-17T01:43:29Z2012-03-17T01:43:29Z<p>It looks like, to me, that they are actually retreating; so this came to mind.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsx2vdn7gpY" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsx2vdn7gpY</a></p>
<p>"Game over man! Game over!"</p>It looks like, to me, that they are actually retreating; so this came to mind.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsx2vdn7gpY
"Game over man! Game over!"Captain Sir Hexen Ineptus (alias of Sir Hexen Ineptus)2012-03-17T01:43:29ZRe: Forums/Pathfinder First Edition: General Discussion: Paizo Blog: Advanced Race Guide is Away!Patrick Curtinhttps://paizo.com/community/blog/v5748dyo5ld8j&page=3?Advanced-Race-Guide-is-Away#1322012-03-17T01:30:01Z2012-03-17T01:30:01Z<p>Harsk: We're gonna need a bigger axe ...</p>Harsk: We're gonna need a bigger axe ...Patrick Curtin2012-03-17T01:30:01ZRe: Forums/Pathfinder First Edition: General Discussion: Paizo Blog: Advanced Race Guide is Away!ajshttps://paizo.com/community/blog/v5748dyo5ld8j&page=3?Advanced-Race-Guide-is-Away#1312012-03-16T04:50:56Z2012-03-16T04:50:56Z<p>My take is that the kobolds aren't actually attacking. They're arranged around the edge of our point of view because they've been shoved along the cave toward the exit by an expanding wall of a cube of force. The adventurers are trying to figure out what's going on. The dwarf is saying:</p>
<p>"Either mime is the new bard among kobolds, or things are about to get unpleasant..."</p>My take is that the kobolds aren't actually attacking. They're arranged around the edge of our point of view because they've been shoved along the cave toward the exit by an expanding wall of a cube of force. The adventurers are trying to figure out what's going on. The dwarf is saying:
"Either mime is the new bard among kobolds, or things are about to get unpleasant..."ajs2012-03-16T04:50:56ZRe: Forums/Pathfinder First Edition: General Discussion: Paizo Blog: Advanced Race Guide is Away!Scooter Scotthttps://paizo.com/community/blog/v5748dyo5ld8j&page=3?Advanced-Race-Guide-is-Away#1302012-03-16T01:43:05Z2012-03-16T01:43:05Z<p>Umm... This isn't where I parked my cart...</p>Umm... This isn't where I parked my cart...Scooter Scott2012-03-16T01:43:05ZRe: Forums/Pathfinder First Edition: General Discussion: Paizo Blog: Advanced Race Guide is Away!Ajaxishttps://paizo.com/community/blog/v5748dyo5ld8j&page=3?Advanced-Race-Guide-is-Away#1292012-03-16T01:36:53Z2012-03-16T01:36:53Z<p>"No, we're all out of pickles."</p>"No, we're all out of pickles."Ajaxis2012-03-16T01:36:53ZRe: Forums/Pathfinder First Edition: General Discussion: Paizo Blog: Advanced Race Guide is Away!shallowsoulhttps://paizo.com/community/blog/v5748dyo5ld8j&page=3?Advanced-Race-Guide-is-Away#1282012-03-15T21:10:19Z2012-03-15T21:10:19Z<p>Rogue: "They don't look like they are going to be interested in a copy of the "Watch Tower".</p>Rogue: "They don't look like they are going to be interested in a copy of the "Watch Tower".shallowsoul2012-03-15T21:10:19ZRe: Forums/Pathfinder First Edition: General Discussion: Paizo Blog: Advanced Race Guide is Away!shallowsoulhttps://paizo.com/community/blog/v5748dyo5ld8j&page=3?Advanced-Race-Guide-is-Away#1272012-03-15T21:05:22Z2012-03-15T21:05:22Z<p>Rogue: "Damn it Morty! Did your polymorph spell go haywire again?"</p>
<p>Wizard(Morty): "Quiet you! Maybe no one will notice."</p>
<p>Dwarf: "Look, if Morty doesn't make it we are having chicken tonight."</p>Rogue: "Damn it Morty! Did your polymorph spell go haywire again?"
Wizard(Morty): "Quiet you! Maybe no one will notice."
Dwarf: "Look, if Morty doesn't make it we are having chicken tonight."shallowsoul2012-03-15T21:05:22ZRe: Forums/Pathfinder First Edition: General Discussion: Paizo Blog: Advanced Race Guide is Away!Lopkehttps://paizo.com/community/blog/v5748dyo5ld8j&page=3?Advanced-Race-Guide-is-Away#1262012-03-15T20:52:31Z2012-03-15T20:52:31Z<p>"Avon calling."</p>"Avon calling."Lopke2012-03-15T20:52:31ZRe: Forums/Pathfinder First Edition: General Discussion: Paizo Blog: Advanced Race Guide is Away!The 8th Dwarf (alias of Bradley Holland)https://paizo.com/community/blog/v5748dyo5ld8j&page=3?Advanced-Race-Guide-is-Away#1252012-03-15T20:36:21Z2012-03-15T20:36:21Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Lord Fyre wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">The 8th Dwarf wrote:</div><blockquote><p> Harsk: "CHISWICK! FRESH KOBOLDS!!!"</p>
<p>Only those that watch Black Adder will get this one - Because Harsk is Brian Blessed. </blockquote><p>You misspelled <span class=messageboard-bigger><b><a href="http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BrianBlessed" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">BRIAN BLESSED</a></b></span>.
</p>
If you look it up, the correct spelling is <span class=messageboard-bigger><b><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5HfDIwNI8w" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">BRIAN BLESSED</a></b></span>, not "<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHAAH8PCnMo" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Brian Blessed</a>" as you spelled it. </blockquote><p>I hope he won't come and yell at me or do the yeti.....Lord Fyre wrote:The 8th Dwarf wrote:Harsk: "CHISWICK! FRESH KOBOLDS!!!"
Only those that watch Black Adder will get this one - Because Harsk is Brian Blessed.
You misspelled BRIAN BLESSED.
If you look it up, the correct spelling is BRIAN BLESSED, not "Brian Blessed" as you spelled it. I hope he won't come and yell at me or do the yeti.....The 8th Dwarf (alias of Bradley Holland)2012-03-15T20:36:21ZRe: Forums/Pathfinder First Edition: General Discussion: Paizo Blog: Advanced Race Guide is Away!Arkadwyn (alias of Dean Kimes)https://paizo.com/community/blog/v5748dyo5ld8j&page=3?Advanced-Race-Guide-is-Away#1242012-03-15T18:44:39Z2012-03-15T18:44:39Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Maccabee wrote:</div><blockquote> "We're coming for your Turnips!!!!!" </blockquote><p>You mean radishes?Maccabee wrote:"We're coming for your Turnips!!!!!"
You mean radishes?Arkadwyn (alias of Dean Kimes)2012-03-15T18:44:39ZRe: Forums/Pathfinder First Edition: General Discussion: Paizo Blog: Advanced Race Guide is Away!Diego Bastethttps://paizo.com/community/blog/v5748dyo5ld8j&page=3?Advanced-Race-Guide-is-Away#1232012-03-15T02:59:36Z2012-03-15T02:59:36Z<p>"Advanced Race Guide: Because "a Dwarf and an Elf enter a cave full of Kobolds..." never gets old".</p>"Advanced Race Guide: Because "a Dwarf and an Elf enter a cave full of Kobolds..." never gets old".Diego Bastet2012-03-15T02:59:36Z