Cold Slither

We're Cold Slither
You'll be joining us soon
A band of vipers
Playing our tune

With an iron fist
And a reptitle hiss
We shall rule!

We're tired of words
We've heard it before
We're not gonna play the game no more

Don't tell us what's right
Don't tell us what's wrong
Too late to resist
'Cause Cobra is strong

We're cold slither
Heavy metal machine
Through the eyes of a lizard
In you will dream

When the venom stings
A new order brings
Our control

COOOOOOOOBBBBBRAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

COBRA-LALALALALA!!

Careful Seelah! That looks like slippery footing!

Wow. I'm shocked no one got the reference. :P

GI Joe and Pathfinder in the same blog? Brings a tear to my eye.

AWWWW YEAH!

WOOO!

Ahem.

That's some real nice art. Made my day. :-)

Wow. I'm shocked no one got the reference. :P

But Wes, lots of people got the reference! Didn't you read all the comments? :o

Wes's sarcasm does not translate well into Wes's writing is all.

Wes's sarcasm does not translate well into Wes's writing is all.

You look nice today, James.

In support of Wes's sarcasm: I actually didn't get the reference. Which is not surprising since there basically weren't any cartoons on Swedish television other than on Christmas Eve until I was ten. We had to make do with Czechoslovakian and Russian puppet-animation and be thankful for it!

(I tell a lie, there was also the Yugoslavian psychedelia of Professor Balthazar - which I'd still take over any toymercial cartoon.)

Ain't no hole in the wasthub!

I KNEW IT ! Razmir IS Destro !

COOOOOOOOBBBBBRAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

A very unusual date of the blog post. Probably someone posted this from a parallel universe.

Of course it doesn't help that I've been watching the old GI Joe on the Hub,

(gods my childhood didn't age well, and I like Covergril a blond actually)

Jury's still out on the re-imaged GI Joe and Transformers. Transformers aside.

I am TiVoing GI Joe on the Hub as well. COOOBRAAAAA!

Haters can hate, but Shipwreck is still the second best character.

Like Popeye and Jack Nicholson had a baby or something.

I loved that Dr. Mindbender was originally a dentist.

Even though (or perhaps because!) my mom is an oral surgeon, as a child I had the greatest fear of dentists.

Sharp objects coming at my face, NOT FUN.

I am TiVoing GI Joe on the Hub as well. COOOBRAAAAA!

Ditto... LALALALALA

just remember, Optimus Prime saved Duke's life.

and now you know.

The worst part of the Hub repeats is that they don't include the little lesson at the end.

Which is totally bogus.

Someone redid a lot of those old GI Joe PSAs with some pretty funny overdubs. Definately NSFW, but worth checking out.

"PORKCHOP SANDWICHES!!!"

OMG! Now I desperately crave a Cold Slither ring tone...and I never even use ring tones XD