This is the final week of editing before we ship the Bestiary 2 off to the printer and that means the whole office is neck deep in monsters. Since we've nowhere else to put them in the ever-more-crowded editorial pit, I thought a nice way to get them out from underfoot would be to exile a few to the blog. So here are a handful of beasties we no longer need immediately on hand. Enjoy!
Hmmm, Mark says these monsters are no longer needed ‘immediately on hand’– does that mean they’ve been cut from the Bestiary 2? Or am I reading too much into that comment?
I’m steering away from mimic variant for Monster 2 on closer viewing. Maybe its a starving Osquip with a bad case of worms and a serious fungal infection?
Hmmm, Mark says these monsters are no longer needed ‘immediately on hand’– does that mean they’ve been cut from the Bestiary 2? Or am I reading too much into that comment?
Okay, here's my (totally unofficial) guesses:
Monster 1: The creator of Mountain Dew.
Monster 2: Trap-Rat-Spider
Monster 4: Aquamarine Dragon... or is that more cerulean?
Monster 3: ...WTF! Awww! How'd that get in there!
Okay, until I get it, my guesses:
Monster 1 (top Left): Alchemical Golem of some sort (with a formeldehyde preserved brain).
Monster 2 (top right): A rat-plant=spider thing, judging by the "base" of the creature, possibly infectious with parasitic worms of some sort?
Monster 3 (bottom left): Hippogriff. This is great for my soon to be released Hobgoblin Hippogriff Calvalry on some unsuspecting players (mwahahahahahaha)
Monster 4 (bottom Right): Water or Salt Drake. Perhaps an aqua dragon...
There's me guesses, I hope that at least ONE of them is right :P
Monster 1 is a brain a jar without any of the physical limitations! This is one of the scariest concepts I've ever encountered. I seriously gasped as the picture loaded.
Also the alchemical whatever-the-hell-it-is with injector arms...
Monster 2 is disturbing, not so much the idea of an giant ant / dire rat hybrid that's been colonized by a yellow musk venus fly trap, as the bed of writhing white larva it's walking over. Ew.
I throw my iron helm in with monster 1 being some sort of golem an alchemist makes.
Monster 2, whatever the hell it is looks to be JUST the monster I have been looking for! Been needing a new monster for a horror/chtulhu adventure.
Monster 3: about time!
Monster 4: thinking some kind of gem monster. In the Dragons book it talks about different types of dragons, one of them being a few gem dragons. And those were always popular enough to be in secondary Monster Manuals for ages past.
Love the needle for arms "Mars Attack" Martian dude. Simply awesome. Hope it's a construct so my wizard can create one. Who'll @#$@ with me when I have one of those as a bodyguard!
Has anyone taken the position that monster #3 is not a hippogriff, and that anyone who thinks it's a hippogriff is wrong, and should feel bad about being so wrong? Because, if not, I call dibs on that position. I will henceforth be intractable regarding the identity of monster #3 (which I believe is actually a pegasus with a magic item that makes it look like a beak) and belligerent* towards any who claim otherwise.
One of my players actually has two intellect devourer corpses in jars in his laboratory (I planted them in Carrion Hill as set-dressing). I might have him find one of the jars has gone missing, and his laboratory is in shambles. Would be a fun little side-trek :-).
Actually, monster #1 is Krang's first attempt at a body suit.
Seriously though... what I like the most is that monster #1 has a round "circle" in the middle of his chest... just large enough for the "brain" to enter and exit the "body".