Greetings, fun-sized friend morsels! What's the scoop? Tom Rex here, bringing you the latest that's outrageous, from the present to the Cretaceous! (Tom wrote that himself. Tom took some poetry classes in college.) And today that means another blog picking up the slack from James Jacobs.
According to Boss Sutter, Jacobs was supposed to write a blog post titled "Bestiary Breakdown." Which is accurate because, thanks to the Bestiary 2, James Jacobs is indeed breaking down! Ha! If you don't believe Tom, just observe the attached exclusive photographs. (Tom apologizes for the blurriness. The cameraman was both rude and delicious, and Tom's hands are built for holding massive prey in place while it's thrashing, not operating tiny iPhone camera.)
As you can see, James Jacobs was not having a good day—at least not until he reached the dinosaur section. Then things got better. Tom does what Tom can to keep the little people happy. (Tom has read the philosophy behind Kobe beef.)
I know I've been here for a full week now, but I'm not high enough level yet to take on Tom Rex about what he does and doesn't put in his blog posts. He may have stubby little arms, but his teeth more than compensate.
I know I've been here for a full week now, but I'm not high enough level yet to take on Tom Rex about what he does and doesn't put in his blog posts. He may have stubby little arms, but his teeth more than compensate.
But how will you level up if you don't get a group together and go kill the Tom?
But how will you level up if you don't get a group together and go kill the Tom?
I have a much lower level PFS scenario I have to slay before I take on an epic encounter like the King of Reporters. No need to rush it; we're on the slow progression experience track.
Tom KNOWS that this thread isn't plotting Tom's downfall. That would be foolish of delicious bite-sized mammals to speak of in an area where Tom's already quite keen senses are turned upon.
Tom's ESL must be kicking in. Tom must be misunderstanding words. Right?
Tom KNOWS that this thread isn't plotting Tom's downfall. That would be foolish of delicious bite-sized mammals to speak of in an area where Tom's already quite keen senses are turned upon.
Tom's ESL must be kicking in. Tom must be misunderstanding words. Right?
RIGHT?
No, of course not, us bite-sized mammals would never plot your downfall.
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