Cats are away…it's time for little goblins to play!

A true "behind the scenes" look at the madness of Paizo that we love so much! Crystal and Sara Marie...Keep Up The Good Work! You are doing all of us that can't attend GenCon a great and wonderful service with your antics!

begins a chant of 'MORE! MORE! MORE! MORE! MORE!'

Meanwhile, in Indy hotel:

Erik: Folks, what's that ?

SKR: Looks like a ... blog post. Wasn't I supposed to do those during GenCon, me being so Awesome and all ?

James: Did any of you update the blog without MY DIRECT ORDER ?

Schneider: Not me, Master. Please, spare the whip, Master !

Bull-Man: Is that an APG preview blog ?

Lisa: No you silly, you did the ultimate one last week.

Ross: OMG ... it's Crystal and Sara Marie ! They have taken over the website !

Sutter: Wait, didn't I chain them both to their desks ?

Ross: Sutter, they got to your computer. You left Facebook on and the Misfit Monsters Redemeed folder open ...

Sutter: OMG MY FLAIL SNAIL PORN COLLECTION !

Everybody: Ewwww ...

Meanwhile, in Indy hotel:

Erik: Folks, what's that ?

SKR: Looks like a ... blog post. Wasn't I supposed to do those during GenCon, me being so Awesome and all ?

James: Did any of you update the blog without MY DIRECT ORDER ?

Schneider: Not me, Master. Please, spare the whip, Master !

Bull-Man: Is that an APG preview blog ?

Lisa: No you silly, you did the ultimate one last week.

Ross: OMG ... it's Crystal and Sara Marie ! They have taken over the website !

Sutter: Wait, didn't I chain them both to their desks ?

Ross: Sutter, they got to your computer. You left Facebook on and the Misfit Monsters Redemeed folder open ...

Sutter: OMG MY FLAIL SNAIL PORN COLLECTION !

Everybody: Ewwww ...

It amuses me that you have decided I am in Indiana.

Yeah maaaan...lemme get some more of that good $#!+...I got this VCR if, you know, you wanna take it in trade. Or if you could just float it to us, I'm good for it...just ask..uh..that guy...I'm good for it. C'mon, just lemme get a little bit more...that last taste was soooo good...c'mon man...it's cool.

Heh heh heh ...

It amuses me that you have decided I am in Indiana.

If you are not in Indiana ...

... HOW COME THE GRRRLS HAVE TAKEN OVER ?

Hmmm. So now we know for certain that the six new iconics will ocasionally be popping up in artwork...

Wow, the adherer hardly looks like a smegma / foreskin monster at all.

Ross Byers wrote:

It amuses me that you have decided I am in Indiana.

If you are not in Indiana ...

... HOW COME THE GRRRLS HAVE TAKEN OVER ?

Dear Gorbacz,

Yours,

Ask A Succubus.

Best.

Blog.

Ever.

Ross Byers wrote:

It amuses me that you have decided I am in Indiana.

If you are not in Indiana ...

... HOW COME THE GRRRLS HAVE TAKEN OVER ?

I don't know them or anything, but from what I can determine, I wouldn't mess with them. Ross seems like a smart guy ...

Okay, everyone, in the interest of expressing just how awesome this blog is, do you think we can get this thread to 100 posts within the next hour?

Edit:
we want to see more like it, right?

All things are possible.

Hmm. Maybe I should post a link down in the OTD forum, on the FAWTLHOUSE thread...

If we get enough interest, Crystal and I might have to risk death and dismemberment again tomorrow...

wonder who's office is least likely to be booby trapped...

Okay, everyone, in the interest of expressing just how awesome this blog is, do you think we can get this thread to 100 posts within the next hour?

Edit:
we want to see more like it, right?

Challenge accepted!

BEST

BLOG

Oh, YEAH! 8^)

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's clear who my two favorite Paizo employees now are. Now, if you could only tell me how to turn off the feature in OpenOffice that turns numbers in spreadsheets into dates, you'd be bumped up to Intermediate Goddesses.

Moved to be nice to Yasha

How do you like it, how do you like it
more, more, more

My sweet, sweet Imrijka in all her violent glory. Thanks for the new wallpaper girls. :-)

Okay, back from the OTD forum, where I have posted on the fawtlhouse thread... :)
Did I say already what a wonderful gesture this blog is?

It's clear who my two favorite Paizo employees now are. Now, if you could only tell me how to turn off the feature in OpenOffice that turns numbers in spreadsheets into dates, you'd be bumped up to Intermediate Goddesses.

Moved to be nice to Yasha

I don't mind it being separated. However, Oh Great God of the Leaf, I am eternally grateful for your thoughtful consideration. Ah...to be leafy must be peaceful and full of Zen wisdom.

Is Imrijka two weapon fighting there?

The old fiend folio flail snail was better.

Gorbacz wrote:

Ross Byers wrote:

It amuses me that you have decided I am in Indiana.

If you are not in Indiana ...

... HOW COME THE GRRRLS HAVE TAKEN OVER ?

I don't know them or anything, but from what I can determine, I wouldn't mess with them. Ross seems like a smart guy ...

They rule through superior intellect and skill at arms, of course.

...What?

There was a fun article on 'The Ecology of the Flail Snail', I think, back in the days of 2nd edition AD&D in Dragon magazine.

Screw it. I begin this now!

I am formally making a request to all you forum and chatroom regulars. I implore you that we should consider implementing a new Paizoliday.

Before, Erik Mona Day brought joy to the Paizo offices. I now propose we should create:

Dynamic Duet Day!....hmm...sounds kinda cheesy....

Sara-Crystal Day!....hmm...no.

SM and Crystal Day!....better than the other two...

Bring in your ideas!

AH HA!

PAIZOGRRRL Day!

To be fair, we should include Gary and Ross as well...since they were powerless to stop this wonderful instance of feminine empowerment!

Hmmm. So now we know for certain that the six new iconics will ocasionally be popping up in artwork...

Well, they are iconics...

And is it just me, or does anyone else immediately think of Carmen Sandiego whenever they see the Inquisitor Iconic?

Ladies, by all means please continue to regale us with your daring escapdes and disregard of the consequences of meddling with things best left undescribed.

We eagerly await your next adevnture!

FP

AH HA!

PAIZOGRRRL Day!

To be fair, we should include Gary and Ross as well...since they were powerless to stop this wonderful instance of feminine empowerment!

So...what? Can't be pizza...gotta be...hmmmmmm. Chocolate?

Screw it. I begin this now!

I am formally making a request to all you forum and chatroom regulars. I implore you that we should consider implementing a new Paizoliday.

Before, Erik Mona Day brought joy to the Paizo offices. I now propose we should create:

Dynamic Duet Day!....hmm...sounds kinda cheesy....

Sara-Crystal Day!....hmm...no.

SM and Crystal Day!....better than the other two...

Bring in your ideas!

Sounds reasonable.

Pizza?

Charles Evans 25 wrote:

Hmmm. So now we know for certain that the six new iconics will ocasionally be popping up in artwork...

Well, they are iconics...

I would expect to see the Magus iconic (Magus is getting an iconic, right?) in artwork too...

And is it just me, or does anyone else immediately think of Carmen Sandiego whenever they see the Inquisitor Iconic?

YES!

Charles Evans 25 wrote:

Hmmm. So now we know for certain that the six new iconics will ocasionally be popping up in artwork...

Well, they are iconics...

I would expect to see the Magus iconic (Magus is getting an iconic, right?) in artwork too...

And is it just me, or does anyone else immediately think of Carmen Sandiego whenever they see the Inquisitor Iconic?

Hmm, maybe we could have the Magus fighting Selytiel.... If Selytiel survives this encounter with the snail. For that matter, maybe this is why they're introducing the Magus in the first place? Because Selytiel is engaged here in his last fight ever!!!!

Hmm....I will mine the chatroom for suggestions as well.

I'll covertly ask the PMA what SM and Crystal like best....

AH HA!

PAIZOGRRRL Day!

To be fair, we should include Gary and Ross as well...since they were powerless to stop this wonderful instance of feminine empowerment!

Paizogrrl day includes Ross and Gary but not Lisa and the other Sarah?

Regardless...

Best Blog Ever

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

It's clear who my two favorite Paizo employees now are. Now, if you could only tell me how to turn off the feature in OpenOffice that turns numbers in spreadsheets into dates, you'd be bumped up to Intermediate Goddesses.

Moved to be nice to Yasha

I don't mind it being separated. However, Oh Great God of the Leaf, I am eternally grateful for your thoughtful consideration. Ah...to be leafy must be peaceful and full of Zen wisdom.

I try...but it's so much easier when BLOG is what BLOG should be.

(Hint: This is BLOG. ::points up::)

The old fiend folio flail snail was better.

WhatchyootalkinboutMothman?

Yasha wrote:

AH HA!

PAIZOGRRRL Day!

To be fair, we should include Gary and Ross as well...since they were powerless to stop this wonderful instance of feminine empowerment!

Paizogrrl day includes Ross and Gary but not Lisa and the other Sarah?

Regardless...

Best Blog Ever

And Judy?

Mothman wrote:

The old fiend folio flail snail was better.

WhatchyootalkinboutMothman?

You can't redeem perfection.

lol, Crystal and Sara Marie rock. I hope they get a lot more random blogs :)

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

Mothman wrote:

The old fiend folio flail snail was better.

WhatchyootalkinboutMothman?

You can't redeem perfection.

Any water studies being done in your area?

Only those directly responsible for this Blog should be rewarded!!!!

Hmm, looking at the artwork for the Imrijka vs adherer, fight! scene, haven't we seen those pyramids somewhere before? I think there was a scene with some of the iconics stepping through a magical portal/gate to a desert with pyramids something like that in one of the older products...

I too am glad that the APG Iconics will appear in artwork in other books.

lol, Crystal and Sara Marie rock. I hope they get a lot more random blogs :)

Ahh the fame! It's addicting! I think we're gonna have to do another one tomorrow.

I do like girls misbehaving.