Awesome game of Awesome

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

bacon katana is awesome.

[Tirq]

You stole my idea!

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

I sampled it. Like Vanilla Ice.

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

A klingon bloodwine drinking set, made out of the skulls of Kirk, Spock, McCoy, and Sulu is awesome.

[Tirq]

And so is Captain Falcon giving Kamina a High-5.

And so is Captain Kirk giving Darth Vader a 10 in the Olympics.

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

A light saber. Made of filet mignon.

[Tirq]

Chuck Norris and Arnold Swarzchinager in the same movie. Oh, wait, there IS ONE.

[Conman the Bardbarian]

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[Tirq]

Hey, this is a thread just for me and Spanky. We never gave you permission. You may either prove your awesomeness with an original idea or leave.

[Conman the Bardbarian]

Ok, i'll "produce" a new idea to go with the theme.

Lettuce Tomato ciao

[Haladir]

A volcano that erupts beer is awesome.

[Conman the Bardbarian]

A BudGeiser, Awesome.

[Tirq]

Haladir, 1
Conman, 1 for such a good play on words.

Arnold Schwartzinager singing the in the play "The Sound of Music"

[Haladir]

A Dodge Charger with a machine gun turret and an in-dash bacon dispenser is awesome.

(Why does this thread make me think like a 13-year-old?)

[Tirq]

Not the important part, Haladir.

The Queen of England fist-bumping Chucky Cheese. That'd make for a funny picture.

[Haladir]

Saddling a Tyrannosarus Rex and riding it down Fifth Avenue would be awesome.

(No offense intended toward the esteemed Mr. Jacobs.)

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Chichen Itza + Kremlin = Awesome

Dalek + Tom Servo = Awesome

Black Hole + Cookie Monster = Awesome

Forgotten Realms Movie + Sean Connery as Elminster = Awesome

Roger Ailes Walking Down the Street + Open Manhole = Awesome

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

bacon howitzer

[Conman the Bardbarian]

50ft Bacon golem vs. Gargantuan Fire elemental. Front row seats. Awesome!

[Tirq]

I don't know man, I don't think that would be as enjoyable as a 50ft. Corn Golem vs. Gargantan Fire Elemental. Front row seats and free popcorn.

[Conman the Bardbarian]

Mrs. Butterworth Golem vs. the Gingerbread Man.

[Tirq]

Too small. Make it a Huge sized Mrs. Butterworth Golem and a Huge Sized Canadian Hockey player vs. Huge Gingerbread man and Gargantuan Flap Jack, Italian Pro-Wrestler and delicious morning treat.

[Conman the Bardbarian]

Lose the Italian Pro-Wrestler and trade it for a giant cinnamon roll sumo wrestler, like the Michelin man only cinnamon rolls.

I think we're getting somewhere.

[Marthian]

Tirq wrote:

Too small. Make it a Huge sized Mrs. Butterworth Golem and a Huge Sized Canadian Hockey player vs. Huge Gingerbread man and Gargantuan Flap Jack, Italian Pro-Wrestler and delicious morning treat.

Still to small! WE ARE MAKING THEM COLOSSAL! Also throwing these weapons in

+5 Candy Cane of Food Bane
+3 Flaming Burst Keen Spatula
+5 Great Beater of Cheese Bane

And the Arena:
1d6 ⇒ 2
1: MiFarm
2: Conman's Alley
3: Tirq's Pen - I cannot get rid of Tirqey :(
4: Spanky's Rainbow Road
5: Closet of Unmentionables
6: Haladir's Poster Exhibit

CONMAN'S ALLEY!

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Wait! What about POWDERED TOAST MAN!?

[Tirq]

We don't want that goody-goody-two-shoes, he'd want us to cling to his buttocks!

[Conman the Bardbarian]

Yea, we definately don't want Mr. Powdered Buns. He's worse than me.

In fact Powdered toast man is Banned!

[Conman the Bardbarian]

There it is then

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

+5 bacon mail

[Tirq]

We all know I'd eat it. Bite attack for the win!

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

Made of hell bacon.
You dead.

[Tirq]

Hell Bacon?! Do you realize how expensive that stuff is?

It'd be cheaper just to buy Celestial Bacon Plate and call it a day.

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

I get it wholesale at Costco.

Celestial bacon plate is for wimps.

[Tirq]

Note to self: Celestial bacon plate for wimps, find Hell Bacon and Lawnchairs at Costco.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

SUUUUUUSHIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

Tirq wrote:

Note to self: Celestial bacon plate for wimps, find Hell Bacon and Lawnchairs at Costco.

You can't handle hell bacon.

Much less Costco.

[lucky7]

This is a thing!

[Sissyl]

When you get kraken sushi, you need a laser. or a flamethrower on your sub. Plus grappling arms and tracks, because awesome.

[lucky7]

Obviously. Ninja sub!

[hobbsdadolfin]

rainbows made out of bacon.

[lucky7]

Crushing you. AWESOME!

[Sissyl]

Self-aware antigrav gatlings. With lazers!!!

[hobbsdadolfin]

and bacon.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Trichinosis pandemic, so this bacon fad finally dies

[lucky7]

oof. Bacon TREND!

[hobbsdadolfin]

bacon space-laser.

[Nation Prophetic]

*be me yesterday*
*strong hankering for delicious calzone*
*calls pizza place*
"you sell calzones?"
"Yes sir."
"I'll take a large cheese calzone."
"You get 4 toppings with your calzone sir."
"Do you have bacon?"
"Yes sir."
"Ok, for my toppings I want Bacon...Bacon...Bacon...And Bacon."
"So you want 4 orders of bacon?"
"Hell yes."
"That's awesome."

Literally verbatim how it went lol.

[hobbsdadolfin]

a plane made out of bacon.

[lucky7]

Coming into contact with the plane of fire. I like it crispy.

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

bacon hat