How would you stat a tiny coffee golem to be used in the game?
Tiny construct
Makes excellent coffee
Perhaps has some SLA's to assist with basic tasks. Possible suggestions; unseen servant, spark ( to start a stove), prestedigitation (to heat/flavor water), minor creation (can only be used to create coffee beans)
Can be bound as an improved familiar. I was thinking about making him along the lines of a brownie, but not quite.
Thoughts?
Edit: Oh, and I'd rather he not be the equiptment. Meaning I don't want a walking kettle. But if he were able to create one somehow that would be fine.
"Coffee" powers:
Haste
Immune to Sleep (for 'owner' or as ability to grant), or as bonus to save, maybe also vs. fatigue/exhaustion.
Rage? (or Heroism?) (Or some sort of morale boost) (Aid?)
Maybe working like Alchemist extracts, to be doled out X/day.
Downside? Fatigued after using? -1 when not 'coffeed up'?
Brew Potion? Skill Focus (Craft-Alchemy)? (racial bonus?)
For starters.
Actual stats difficult without my cup of...you know.
JMK
How would you stat a tiny coffee golem to be used in the game?
Tiny construct
Makes excellent coffee
Perhaps has some SLA's to assist with basic tasks. Possible suggestions; unseen servant, spark ( to start a stove), prestedigitation (to heat/flavor water), minor creation (can only be used to create coffee beans)
Can be bound as an improved familiar.
Edit: Oh, and I'd rather he not be the equiptment. Meaning I don't want a walking kettle. But if he were able to create one somehow that would be fine.
Well, a coffee golem is clearly smaller than that. Diminutive at its biggest. It consists of either gold or jade, with hundreds of very tiny holes in its surface. It can refill with ground coffee as a standard action, and when you then dip him in boiling water, the lovely coffee comes out. It has resist heat 10 beyond its normal construct traits, and as a SLA it can get foresight once per week, but only if it has produced coffee since last time this power was used.
Sorry if that is too equipmenty. I still think it should have the foresight power, however.
Wouldn't a coffee golem be made out of coffee? Perhaps it can break off body parts, dissolve them into heated water and brew a nice cup while regrowing their limbs. So:
- Create Water
- Prestidigitation
- Fast Healing 1
A coffee golem, hmmm? well, the way to go about this is simple:
Purpose: a Coffee Golem (tiny) has three purposes, specifically to brew, maintain and deliver a cup of coffee.
1)creation:
A coffee golem can create boiling water as a standard action, creating enough water to fill a cup or mug designed for a medium creature. if used as an attack this is a melee touch attack that deals 1d4 fire damage. the golem must wait 1d4 rounds between uses of this ability, but there is no limit on times/day.
A coffee golem can detect the suger preferences of a humanoid within thirty feet three times per day as a move equivelent action. this ability can be negated if the target makes a DC 11 will save.
A coffee golem can create various varients of ground coffee as a standard action. this powder lasts for 24 hours or until consumed.
A Coffee golem can create up to a pound of suger per day, at a rate of one pound per ten minutes. this suger turns to ash if not consumed within twenty four hours.
A Coffee golem can create up to a gallon of milk per day, replicating the qualities of any domesticated animal's lactation. this milk lasts twenty four hours or until consumed.
2) maintnence:
Aura of heat (SU): All liquids within five feet of a Coffee golem cool at 1/10th of the normal rate, provided they were originally below the boiling point of water (100 degrees C). this ability has no effect on lava, molten metal, or any other super-hot liquids, and can be suppressed as a free action if ordered to by the golem's creator/owner.
3) delivery:
Stable surface (EX): A Coffee golum is never considered to be moving if movement would result in loss of liquid from a container carried by the golem. This includes movement caused by earthquakes and similar effects. in addition, while carrying a container of liquid a Coffee golem is immune to trip effects, the grease spell, and any effect that would cause the golem to become prone.
A coffee golem, hmmm? well, the way to go about this is simple:
Purpose: a Coffee Golem (tiny) has three purposes, specifically to brew, maintain and deliver a cup of coffee.
1)creation:A coffee golem can create boiling water as a standard action, creating enough water to fill a cup or mug designed for a medium creature. if used as an attack this is a melee touch attack that deals 1d4 fire damage. the golem must wait 1d4 rounds between uses of this ability, but there is no limit on times/day.
A coffee golem can detect the suger preferences of a humanoid within thirty feet three times per day as a move equivelent action. this ability can be negated if the target makes a DC 11 will save.
A coffee golem can create various varients of ground coffee as a standard action. this powder lasts for 24 hours or until consumed.
A Coffee golem can create up to a pound of suger per day, at a rate of one pound per ten minutes. this suger turns to ash if not consumed within twenty four hours.
A Coffee golem can create up to a gallon of milk per day, replicating the qualities of any domesticated animal's lactation. this milk lasts twenty four hours or until consumed.
2) maintnence:
Aura of heat (SU): All liquids within five feet of a Coffee golem cool at 1/10th of the normal rate, provided they were originally below the boiling point of water (100 degrees C). this ability has no effect on lava, molten metal, or any other super-hot liquids, and can be suppressed as a free action if ordered to by the golem's creator/owner.3) delivery:
Stable surface (EX): A Coffee golum is never considered to be moving if movement would result in loss of liquid from a container carried by the golem. This includes movement caused by earthquakes and similar effects. in addition, while carrying a container of liquid a Coffee golem is immune to trip effects, the grease spell, and any effect that would cause the golem to become prone.
Has a speed of 30' and can conjure a coffee cup as a standard action that lasts until coffee has been fully consumed.
Without using any new of modified spells or feats to do it, we could use Craft Construct, using the Animate Object section to create a Tiny Animated Object.
Animated Object
CL 1/2 (equal to the animated object’s HD); 2000 (cost of object + [(animated object’s HD + CP) × 1,000])
CONSTRUCTION REQUIREMENTS
Craft Construct, Animate objects, Permanency, Haste, Expeditious Retreat, Create Water, Burning Hands, Major Creation, Prestidigitation, Restoration; Tiny figurine made of Jade worth 500; Cost ~1000gp