Illustration by Andrew Hou

Introducing Squealy Nord!

Wednesday, February 23, 2011

Among the Licktoad Goblins, fame doesn't come easily. If you want to be taken seriously by His Mighty Girthness Chief Rendwattle Gutwad and allowed to undertake a dangerous mission—such as retrieving a load of fireworks from a goblin cannibal—you need to be ready to prove yourself. That means engaging in any number of deadly and disgusting dares, from eating a bag of bull slugs or braving the dreaded Earbiter to the most fearsome challenge of all: attempting to ride the infamous Squealy Nord himself! (Presented above is an artist's rendition of one such attempt. Images of the aftermath have been deemed too graphic for public display.)

For more information on Squealy Nord and your chance to join the Licktoad heroes on their epic quest, be sure to stop by your local game store on June 18th to pick up your free copy of our Free RPG Day adventure, We Be Goblins!

James Sutter
Fiction Editor

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Squealy Nord !!

Instant Iconic Farm Animal !!

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James Sutter in the Blog wrote:
retrieving a load of fireworks

O_o

Goblin Fantasy Wet Dream

Sovereign Court

This looks ace.


The advent of the pig animal companion/familiar/mount has just begun.

Silver Crusade

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww $##%!

This is also Andrew Hou's third pig picture isn't it? (Commoner in Core Rulebook, Village Idiot in Gamemastery Guide?)

Here's hoping Blood Pig never takes off with goblins...

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Squeeeee!

Silver Crusade

Pathfinder Adventure Path, Starfinder Adventure Path Subscriber

CATCH MAH PEEEEG!

Scarab Sages

I didn't know my anticipation of We Be Goblins could be any greater, but this surpassed all expectations.

I absolutely cannot wait to run in (or play) this scene.

Dark Archive

Ha! At first I thought the camp fire in the background was fire coming out of Squealy Nord's rear end...


Run, piggy, RUN!


piggied with gas of doom.......

yeah I know its the campfire


Piggeh sure haz purty lips.


Squealy Nord is so cuuuute!!


Mikaze wrote:

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww $##%!

This is also Andrew Hou's third pig picture isn't it? (Commoner in Core Rulebook, Village Idiot in Gamemastery Guide?)

Here's hoping Blood Pig never takes off with goblins...

I think Village idiot was Christopher Burdett (using himself as reference).


Pathfinder Roleplaying Game Charter Superscriber

Awesome idea, and Hou ftw!

Silver Crusade

love it!

Would love to see a iconic goblin down the road at one point....


This picture just has all kinds of adorable.

That's like having all kinds of awesome but cuter.

Contributor

What makes Squealy Nord even more frightening is the possibility that forest pigs have some sort of animal empathy ability that makes Shelob and similar sorts of Mirkwood giant spiders think they're in a remake of "Charlotte's Web."

Imagine the horror of the Golarion goblins when they see SOME PIG appear in the spider's web. Aiigh! Just when spiders could not get frightening enough! Now they know writing!


Kevin Andrew Murphy wrote:

What makes Squealy Nord even more frightening is the possibility that forest pigs have some sort of animal empathy ability that makes Shelob and similar sorts of Mirkwood giant spiders think they're in a remake of "Charlotte's Web."

Imagine the horror of the Golarion goblins when they see SOME PIG appear in the spider's web. Aiigh! Just when spiders could not get frightening enough! Now they know writing!

BWAHAHAHA!

Grand Lodge

That'll do, Squealy, that'll do.


For about the last four or five months, my desktop background has been the alignment chart that uses the cast of Big Bang Theory as examples. Squealy Nord and his goblin assailants have dethroned it, however, and this picture gives me a laugh every time I minimize my windows.

Awesome artwork, fellas - I can't wait to play out the piggy rides in "We Be Goblins"!

Lantern Lodge

I would like to propose that the next batch of Pathfinder Miniatures developed by Reaper Miniatures be a 3 figure set containing the amazing SQUEALY NORD and 2 goblins armed with Fireworks to celebrate the upcoming Goblins of Golarion!

Silver Crusade

ERMAHGERD! GERBLERNS!

(Can someone caption that?)

Mrs. C


I like Sqealy Nord!

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