We Be Goblins, You Be Food!

Now that is a great blog post.

And in just under six hours, you can read it too!

Hmm.

Now is just under 6 hours, if you're bad at estimates.

Now is just under 6 hours, if you're bad at estimates.

I guess the fact that you can't read it yet must tell you something about my estimating skills.

(cackles in delight at the anticipation)

(cackles in delight at the anticipation)

Board magic lets me see your comments at least* MUAhaha*

edit: not the first one in for the party....

I keep wondering why nobody's talking about this blog post, and then I remember...

You know, we briefly contemplating taking down the entire site and replacing it with a "Goblins have taken over Paizo and are forcing a decision" page for an hour before this reveal.

But that would just be too cruel.

You know, we briefly contemplating taking down the entire site and replacing it with a "Goblins have taken over Paizo and are forcing a decision" page for an hour before this reveal.

But that would just be too cruel.

Woo!

Wow. So this IS something big?

Wow. So this IS something big?

No—they're still Small.

*snor-snick*

(A snort combined with a snicker. Not an attractive response to this, but there it is.)

Bwahahahahahahahaha.

Goblins are so cool. :D

*checks clock in anticipation*

Greg

And in just under six hours, you can read it too!

>:(

F5 F5 F5 F5 F5

YES!:D

Gods yes... SQUEEEEE!

Goblin love droooooooooooool.

For free.

Free Love.

You guys rock.

But you knew that.

WEEEHEEEEEEEHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!

*CACKLES HYSTERICALLY AND RUNS OFF TO ANNOY HIS PLAYERS*

....june. *wimpers*

Greg

Awesome!

I will definitely be running a PBP of this as soon as it's available. Master of the Fallen Fortress was perfect last year.

I'M HAPPY TO HEAR OF THIS.

LET'S START A RIOT.

molotovs next poster

"Unfortunately, the tribe member responsible for the discovery has already been exiled for the abhorrent crime of writing"

Oh damn....will we have to make will saves if we come across any of his work?

BOOM!

Is it wrong that I'm hoping for a picture of goblins waling on some of the Iconics in this?

Is it wrong that I'm hoping for a picture of goblins waling on some of the Iconics in this?

Or iconics reincarnated as goblins....

Or just goblins is ramshackle iconic costumes!

that would be awsome to have a goblin dressed as each of the iconics, with some of the iconics looking at them (throw a window or something) in disbelieve and fear!

I still can't believe it really is Richard "Skinsaw" Pett writing this...

Yay! Goblin party!

Bring the hot dogs and the horse d'oeuvres!

Awesome.

Pett + Goblins + Free = Awesomesauce. Groovy, bloody, sticky, gooey, drippy, delicious awesomesauce.

Thank you, Paizo, for continuing to rock.

Bree-yark! (Oh, wait. Is that OGL?)

This sounds absolutely amazing.

Reminds me of one of my favorite ideas for a product, Reverse Dungeon. While I wasn't amazed by the end product, I've nursed dreams of a monstrous humanoid campaign ever since.

Too bad this is free, because I want to give you money for it.

At least I can buy Goblins of Golarion!

Aside Burnt Offerings, which other PF modules feature goblins?

Aside Burnt Offerings, which other PF modules feature goblins?

Classic Monsters Revisited (not a module, I know) and The Bastards of Erebus (small part) are the two that come to (my) mind.

Also, woot! Goblins :)

So awesome!

I've always had tons of fun in convention events where you could play goblins and other evil humanoids, I can't wait for this! Now if I can just find someone to run it so I can play it instead....

Though this is cool, What I loved last year was that the module could be run for PFS and I could introduce PFS to new players. Are you guys going to do something for PFS on Free RPG day?

!

Oh, me like this...

me like this a lot :)

awesome

I think this adequately sums up my feelings..

What are the chances that someone who wants to organize a Free RPG Day event around this adventure can get an early PDF to prep with? I might be able to get my favorite store owner to let me put up a poster of the cover and advertise to try and get a couple tables to play this adventure in-store that day. If I have the adventure ahead of time I can print out scaled color maps. The store could even raffle off or give away the maps I make that compliment the adventure. It would all advertise Pathfinder and PFS here locally.

Tam

Kevin Mack wrote:

Is it wrong that I'm hoping for a picture of goblins waling on some of the Iconics in this?

Or iconics reincarnated as goblins....

Or just goblins is ramshackle iconic costumes!

They could always be pugwampis disguised as goblins...

I still can't believe it really is Richard "Skinsaw" Pett writing this...

I can't believe any other hooligan could write this.

I am so running this on Free RPG Day!

Oh it is on.

/Cue insane cackling!
oooh-HOOO-HOO-ah-HEEE-HEEE-HEEE-HEEEE-Blah-Ha-ha-ha-HAHAHAHAHA-eh-Heh-heh-h eh!
/Cue delighted contemplative silence.

Mobilize the army.

There is an opportunity here.

Not only can Paizo present a solid Free RPG Day offering. They can also encourage their staunch supporters to run this adventure at game stores across the country. It is like using Free RPG Day as a platform for a nation wide "Come meet Pathfinder" event. Players both old and new who play through the adventure in store may be doubly encouraged to turn around and run it for their friends.

Tam

I think this is the best Free RPG Day product idea so far, Hollow's Last Hope notwithstanding.

SO looking forward to this! 8^)

Oh no... one of the people I RP with is going to be very happy about this. He tries to play goblin characters whenever possible and was even trying to have everyone play as them in Serpent's Skull (I told him it wouldn't work, lol).