Don't Tell Wes!

Tuesday, May 4, 2010

Paizo Productivity Tip #47: If you hide Wes's shoe in a high place on Friday evening, he can't go home and has to stay and edit all weekend.

James L. Sutter
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The Exchange Contributor, RPG Superstar 2008 Top 6

Have you tried hiding his distributor cap?

Silver Crusade

You should try hiding his feet next time. That'll get him!

Dark Archive

Grognard rule #68: Cut off the left foot of anything you kill.

Also that pic has the makings of a perfectly good CR 3 trap.

RPG Superstar 2009 Top 32

Is the date tag on this entry incorrect?


HA!!! Love it.

I should do that to my physics students when they have late work.

Sovereign Court

This almost needs a "Pick a Caption" contest to go with it.


I think the pictures are going to be blurry while Frost is away.

Jon Brazer Enterprises

LOL Awesome!

Liberty's Edge

For some reason Ross, the comments link went back to the other thread. Least it did an hour ago.

Edit: Ross, seems to happen if you go to the blog tab at the top of a page, then click the comments link there. If you do that know, it goes to the page for all the messageboards.

RPG Superstar 2008 Top 32

Tessius wrote:

For some reason Ross, the comments link went back to the other thread. Least it did an hour ago.

Edit: Ross, seems to happen if you go to the blog tab at the top of a page, then click the comments link there. If you do that know, it goes to the page for all the messageboards.

One of the hamsters was hiding food pellets in the inter-tubes. Should be happy now.

Contributor

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

I hate you guys.

Dr. Double Honors, Ph.D. wrote:
I think the pictures are going to be blurry while Frost is away.

Pfffh. Those aren't blurs. Those are "truth shivers!" Proof that this was no staged act, but action captured as it happened!

The jerks.


Well, it did give me the shivers. At least they aren't teeny tiny like Frost pictures are. Good luck with your director/shoe situation, Wes.

Liberty's Edge

*demands Wes reaction shots*

Contributor

Gene wrote:
*demands Wes reaction shots*

"Shots" is appropriate considering I kicked my other shoe at one of the Jameses for their insubordination! I'd deadly with my kicking, biting, and sobbing.

Liberty's Edge Contributor

This scene and more, all in our upcoming Summer sitcom "That's Our Jacobs." Tune in!


What will the episode containing Wes' breakdown alluded to above be called? "Wes is a Hot Mess"?


Oh, so he's the one taking legal action when someone alleged to have second degree burns by spilling hot tea on oneself at a Starbucks?

Hey, it worked for the old lady back in the '80's at McDonald's.

:P

Paizo Employee Chief Technical Officer

Crystal Frasier wrote:
This scene and more, all in our upcoming Summer sitcom "That's Our Jacobs." Tune in!

And don't miss our very special Blossom crossover episode. It's a show you'll want your whole family to watch.


Vic Wertz wrote:
Crystal Frasier wrote:
This scene and more, all in our upcoming Summer sitcom "That's Our Jacobs." Tune in!
And don't miss our very special Blossom crossover episode. It's a show you'll want your whole family to watch.

I used to (and sort of still do) have a huge crush on Mayim Bialik. I'm looking forward to her special unrated edition scene with [REDACTED].

Paizo Employee Chief Creative Officer, Publisher

Mark, I'd say you have crap taste, but since you're such a big Pathfinder fan.... I guess I'm just speechless.

Paizo Employee Director of Game Development

Don't worry. We all have those Mark moments.


Erik Mona wrote:

Mark, I'd say you have crap taste, but since you're such a big Pathfinder fan.... I guess I'm just speechless.

Would you be more or less speechless if I said your name was hidden behind that "[REDACTED]"?

Sovereign Court

Short joke!

And are those clogs?

Silver Crusade

I'm uncomfortable with the idea of keeping secrets from each other.

The Exchange

I'll have to try this when I have a lot of editing to do.

RPG Superstar 2009 Top 32

Mikaze wrote:
I'm uncomfortable with the idea of keeping secrets from each other.

Don't worry. They are not keeping secrets from eachother.

They are keeping secrets from you.


Re: Productivity Tip #47

It gets boring if it's always his shoe: next time, hide his pants.

Scarab Sages

I'm confused. Why are we throwing shoes at Wes?

Dark Archive

Aberzombie wrote:
I'm confused. Why are we throwing shoes at Wes?

You forgot the rotten produce.

Scarab Sages

David Wickham wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
I'm confused. Why are we throwing shoes at Wes?
You forgot the rotten produce.

Mmmmmm.....rotten produce.


Aberzombie wrote:
I'm confused. Why are we throwing shoes at Wes?

Do we really need a reason?

Sovereign Court

Why isn't anyone thinking of the shoe's feelings?


Pointless: How long can one even continue to have feelings after shodding Wes?


Good point. Snogging Wes would be emotionally traumatic for anyone.


Main Entry: shoe
Function: transitive verb
Inflected Form(s): shod \'shäd\ also shoed \'shüd\; shoe·ing \'shü-ing\
Date: before 12th century
1 : to furnish with a shoe
2 : to cover for protection, strength, or ornament

Courtesy of Merriam-Webster.


yoda8myhead wrote:
Vic Wertz wrote:
Crystal Frasier wrote:
This scene and more, all in our upcoming Summer sitcom "That's Our Jacobs." Tune in!
And don't miss our very special Blossom crossover episode. It's a show you'll want your whole family to watch.
I used to (and sort of still do) have a huge crush on Mayim Bialik. I'm looking forward to her special unrated edition scene with [REDACTED].

I only watched it for 'Six' who was cute

Paizo Employee Chief Technical Officer

DM Wellard wrote:
yoda8myhead wrote:
Vic Wertz wrote:
Crystal Frasier wrote:
This scene and more, all in our upcoming Summer sitcom "That's Our Jacobs." Tune in!
And don't miss our very special Blossom crossover episode. It's a show you'll want your whole family to watch.
I used to (and sort of still do) have a huge crush on Mayim Bialik. I'm looking forward to her special unrated edition scene with [REDACTED].
I only watched it for 'Six' who was cute

You may want to Google image search "Jenna von Oÿ" someday. (Perhaps when you're not at work.)


Vic Wertz wrote:
DM Wellard wrote:
yoda8myhead wrote:
Vic Wertz wrote:
Crystal Frasier wrote:
This scene and more, all in our upcoming Summer sitcom "That's Our Jacobs." Tune in!
And don't miss our very special Blossom crossover episode. It's a show you'll want your whole family to watch.
I used to (and sort of still do) have a huge crush on Mayim Bialik. I'm looking forward to her special unrated edition scene with [REDACTED].
I only watched it for 'Six' who was cute
You may want to Google image search "Jenna von Oÿ" someday. (Perhaps when you're not at work.)

That good?


Sharoth wrote:
Vic Wertz wrote:
You may want to Google image search "Jenna von Oÿ" someday. (Perhaps when you're not at work.)
That good?

Just looked.

Yes.


Ok. I will check it out when I get home.

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