GDVII Redelia's Goblin Mayhem

Game Master Redelia


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”Chuffy Lickwound” Male NE goblin rogue 1 | HP 11/11 | AC 17 T 15 FF 13 | CMB –2, CMD 12 | F +2, R +6, W +1 | Init +4 | Perc +5, darkvision 60ft | Speed 30ft | Active conditions: None

"Oh wow Goog not very good at that! thought he'd do better than Chuffy huh?" mocks Chuffy while Goog lays unconcsious

How do we get him from unconscious?


”Mogmurch” Male NE goblin alchemist 1 | HP 10/10 | AC 17 T 15 FF 13 | CMB –2, CMD 12 | F +5, R +6, W –1 | Init +4 | Perc +3, darkvision 60ft | Speed 30ft | bomb 3/3 | Active conditions: None

Mogmurch laughs and laughs as he watches first Chuffy then Goob get stuck in the Rusty Earbiter. Even when all the others leave, he continues to watch. "Where all you other goblins going? This is hilarious!"

When Goog stops moving entirely, Mogmurch just keeps mocking him. "Keep trying, Goog! You can do it!"

Eventually, even Mogmuch loses interest. "You're bad at that, Goob. Was funny for long time, but now you just boring. You could at least stop making a mess everywhere."
Heal: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (2) + 3 = 5

And then Mogmuch leaves too. "Maybe they have more of those yummy slugs..."


”Chuffy Lickwound” Male NE goblin rogue 1 | HP 11/11 | AC 17 T 15 FF 13 | CMB –2, CMD 12 | F +2, R +6, W +1 | Init +4 | Perc +5, darkvision 60ft | Speed 30ft | Active conditions: None

Heal: 1d20 ⇒ 3

Chuffy tries to do help Goog but he ends up just stomping around the dirt yelling at Goog

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”Reta Bigbad” Female NE goblin fighter 1 | HP 13/13 | AC 16 T 14 FF 13 | CMB +1, CMD 14 | F +4, R +3, W +1 | Init +3 | Perc +9, darkvision 60ft | Speed 30ft | Active conditions: None

"Hey MOGMURCH you DUMBASS!!! Why don't you FEED HIM one of your stinky BREWS?!! They're so STINKY I BET THEY CAN WAKE THE DEAD!!!"


”Mogmurch” Male NE goblin alchemist 1 | HP 10/10 | AC 17 T 15 FF 13 | CMB –2, CMD 12 | F +5, R +6, W –1 | Init +4 | Perc +3, darkvision 60ft | Speed 30ft | bomb 3/3 | Active conditions: None

"Hey Reta! Like my shiny new knife??" How about I feed him one your stinky TOES?!!"


Gobbo Cleric 1 | hp 6/10 | AC 17, T 13, FF 15 | Percept +2

LOL


AC 17, touch 13, flat-footed 15 (+4 armor, +2 Dex, +1 size) hp 10 (1d8+2) Fort +3, Ref +2, Will +4

"Hear that Goog laughing he only playing at being dead"

Seriously Tyler you appear to have the poog from we b4 goblins goblins trilogy prequel sequel


Gobbo Cleric 1 | hp 6/10 | AC 17, T 13, FF 15 | Percept +2

Wow, you're totally right. I didn't even compare the stats. I was playing using baby Poog. LOL. Will fix.


Venture Lieutenant, Play by Post (online), Hostess of Cottonseed Lodge (playtest)

OK, Poog continued to try for a bit more.

1d4 - 2 ⇒ (4) - 2 = 2
1d4 - 2 ⇒ (2) - 2 = 0

Then he is able to more forward part of the way.
status: 8 damage, moved forward by 1


Gobbo Cleric 1 | hp 6/10 | AC 17, T 13, FF 15 | Percept +2

Escape Artist: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (5) + 2 = 7
Escape Artist: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (9) + 2 = 11
Escape Artist: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (10) + 2 = 12
Escape Artist: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (2) + 2 = 4
Escape Artist: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (8) + 2 = 10
Escape Artist: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (2) + 2 = 4
Escape Artist: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (10) + 2 = 12


Venture Lieutenant, Play by Post (online), Hostess of Cottonseed Lodge (playtest)

1d4 - 2 ⇒ (1) - 2 = -1
1d4 - 2 ⇒ (4) - 2 = 2
1d4 - 2 ⇒ (2) - 2 = 0
1d4 - 2 ⇒ (1) - 2 = -1
1d4 - 2 ⇒ (4) - 2 = 2

Goog keeps trying to move forward, but cannot, eventually falling unconscious from the damage.


”Mogmurch” Male NE goblin alchemist 1 | HP 10/10 | AC 17 T 15 FF 13 | CMB –2, CMD 12 | F +5, R +6, W –1 | Init +4 | Perc +3, darkvision 60ft | Speed 30ft | bomb 3/3 | Active conditions: None

Wait, is that someone moving in the Rusty Earbiter??, Mogmurch thinks. He rushes back over over to look, but Goog is again unconscious inside the contraption. "BORING!" he shouts, before headed back to find something more entertaining.


”Chuffy Lickwound” Male NE goblin rogue 1 | HP 11/11 | AC 17 T 15 FF 13 | CMB –2, CMD 12 | F +2, R +6, W +1 | Init +4 | Perc +5, darkvision 60ft | Speed 30ft | Active conditions: None

"Whoa! I thought Goog was dead! Then he kept moving! But now he's just sleeping!

Now can i heal him to stabilize?
Heal Goog: 1d20 ⇒ 5

Chuffy kicks dirt at Goog. "Wake up you idiot!"


Gobbo Cleric 1 | hp 6/10 | AC 17, T 13, FF 15 | Percept +2

Goog, still awake despite Chuffy's dirt-kicking, places a hand on himself and casts a healing spell.
heals: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (5) + 1 = 6
"Now get me out of here, idiots! Goog never should have climbed in this contrapshun!"


Venture Lieutenant, Play by Post (online), Hostess of Cottonseed Lodge (playtest)

Goog is now at 4 HP.

escape artist: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (3) + 2 = 5
escape artist: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (6) + 2 = 8
escape artist: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (10) + 2 = 12
escape artist: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (13) + 2 = 15

1d4 - 2 ⇒ (3) - 2 = 1
1d4 - 2 ⇒ (1) - 2 = -1

With 3 HP left, Goog crawls out of the Rusty Earbiter. You get healed up and then fall asleep as the rest of the goblins continue to party. The next morning, you are woken up and ordered to start your mission.

We may be putting the game on pause here.

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