Mass Monkeyshines
Game Master Patrick Curtin

I'm all for winging it!

But my character hasn't progressed any. Under the withering glare of Gruumash.'s critique I've decided to start from scratch with his skills. :(

Get it right this time man.

Patrick does my character look all right too you?

Kravok The Mad Badger: AL: NG (chaotic tendancies)
darkvision 60'
Str: 20 (used +2 racial bonus to str) Int:12 Wis:12 Dex:16 Con:18(+1 used his ability bonus here) Chr:11
BAB: +11/+6, Move: 40 Int:+3 Perception: +8
HP: 77
AT: Morning Star: +13/+8,(1d8+7) Scimitar: +12/+7(1d6+7) Both: +9/+4,+8
Raging: +15/+10; +14/+9, Both raging: +11/+6,+10; with Raging Brutality: +11/+6, +10 (1d8+13) (1d6+13)
Heavy Flail +11/+6 (1d10+7), Heavy Flail with Raging Brutality +15/+10 (1d10+19), Dirks +7/+2, +7 (1d4+5), raging: +9/+4, +9 (1d4+7)with Raging Brutality (1d4+13).
AC:19 (FF:16, TA:13)
Feats: Two-Weapon Fighting, Power Attack, Double Slice, Raging Brutality: While raging and using Power Attack, you can spend 3 additional rounds of your rage as a swift action to add your Constitution bonus on damage rolls for melee attacks or thrown weapon attacks you make on your turn. If you are using the weapon two-handed, instead add 1-1/2 times your Constitution bonus. This bonus damage is not multiplied on a critical hit.
Skills: Acrobatics:+10 Climb:+5 Intimidate:+10 Perception:+8 Stealth:+10 Survival:+10
Fort:+10 Ref:+7 Will:+3
Special: Fast Movement: +10 to move, Rage: 7rds; +4 str, +4 Con, +2 will -2 AC, Rage Powers: Animal Fury; can bite while in a rage for 1d4dm +5 to hit only with full attack). Powerful Blow: +1 dm once per rage, Knockback: acts like improved bullrush while in rage. Trap sense +2, Sneak attack +1d6,
Weapons: +2 Morning Star, +1 Scimitar, Heavy Flail, 2 dirks
Armor: +2 chain shirt,
Items: Badger Sporran: Acts as belt of physical Might +2 to Str and Con. (Patrick can the eyes of the Badger move on their own and when he rages can they get a fiery look? sort of mimic his own mood?)
Backpack, bedroll, rope (silk), flint and steel, 10 tindertwigs, whetstone, 1 wk rations, waterskin,

Kravok looks like he kick some real ass! What are you going to throw against that, DM Monkeyshines?

Oh great poke the monkey and see what all sorts of poo gets rained down on us.

Well, don't worry. Whatever it is, the Crimson Masque stands beside you!! Well, maybe a couple of feet back, actually...

... Oh this is how it is going to be huh? Nope with my 20 str I will make certain you stand right by my side and we see this through together. Especially when you are the one instigating to see what happens.

Here we go, hit points roll right now:

6d6 + 6 ⇒ (5, 3, 5, 1, 2, 5) + 6 = 27 +7 = 34.

Yeah, I think I'm going to be a couple of paces back.

Alright, I'm getting there. Arcane Strike is pretty cool and, if I'm reading it right, there's no reason not to USE IT EVERY ROUND! That'll save me some beaucoups bucks!

Arcane strike is a great spell for bard's to boost up their damage output.

All right, I'm done. When and where, Gruumash., when and where.

Anyway, I'll check back in before I go to sleep.

Patrick is looking into breafast places for 8:30 AM on Route 139 since that is closest to Pembroke where the Starship is.

Ah Arcane strike for PRD is different than Arcane Strike from 3.5 but still pretty good. +2 damage, +2 hit can activate as a swift action.

In 3.5 it was 1D4 xspell level+per level but you had to use up the spell. Which you don't seem to need to do here.

Looking forward to kicking some monster tukus tomorrow as well I feel the Crimson Masque has a tendency to get his friend the Mad badger into all sorts of trouble especially with his low will saves I see the MAd Badger easily manipulated.

Friendly's. About a 1/2 mile from the store.

Stats look good to me, but I suck at mechanics, so trust the Communerd.

I've got a cool setting,now I just gotta tigthen the nuts and bolts and draw a map or two.

Ah Arcane strike for PRD is different than Arcane Strike from 3.5 but still pretty good. +2 damage, +2 hit can activate as a swift action.

In 3.5 it was 1D4 xspell level+per level but you had to use up the spell. Which you don't seem to need to do here.

Looking forward to kicking some monster tukus tomorrow as well I feel the Crimson Masque has a tendency to get his friend the Mad badger into all sorts of trouble especially with his low will saves I see the MAd Badger easily manipulated.

I don't think it gets the +2 to hit, but for overcoming damage reduction it's considered a +2 weapon. If I use it with my +1 rapier, it'll be +3!

Anyway, I don't know why you seem to think the Crimson Masque is going to lead you astray...

So, Friendly's at 8:30 in Pembroke, MA?

That's the plan Stan

Yay!!

Bring a hunger for ...

Dons sunglasses

...DEATH

YEEEAH!

Thanks both for a great time. Next time you will get that pesky Count Orlov!

Next time you will get that pesky Count Orlov!

I kinda doubt it.

Aww, why so negative?

I just think that maybe comparisons between us and Fafhrd and the Gray Mouser may have been a bit premature.

LOL, you took down about 20 clockwork zombies. The only thing that got in your way was a lack of caution and a lucky critical punch at the wrong moment. =P

True, but the Mouse would not have gone down like that...unless there was a hot chick involved somewhere!

Also, correct me if you think I'm wrong, Gruumash., but I have a feeling that "lack of caution" is going to be a running theme for The Mad Badger and The Crimson Masque!

Oh, remember what happened to the Grey Mouser when he was in the Theives Guild and hit his head and took a wrong turn? If IRC there were a few situations where one or either of that famous duo was knocked out or otherwise incapacitated.

As far as magic items go, I'm taking a wand of cure something spells (Use Magic Device), but if I go down your shiznit out of luck.

Oddly prophetic, in retrospect.

Oh, remember what happened to the Grey Mouser when he was in the Theives Guild and hit his head and took a wrong turn? If IRC there were a few situations where one or either of that famous duo was knocked out or otherwise incapacitated.

Yeah, you're right. I'm as cool as the Gray Mouser.

What are you doing today?

Meh. Lawn chores. Thoreau had it right when he called everyone who owns property a slave. My lawn is a cruel taskmaster. I'm hoping for rain so I can have an excuse to be lazy.

Badger headed sporran.]

You may want to rethink that.

Oh wow, the thread moved. I think.

You're only a slave if you serve it!

I think I did that. It kept asking me if it was a campaign and I finally hit 'yes'. Dratted prompts

Well, we've already got lurkers! Yay us!

Where do you live, Snorter?

Yes I don't think caution is our bands first thought we more throw that to the wind but now we have some potions for for you so at least we learn from our mistakes

Well, since I made this into a game by accident, I figured I would post game notes up here so I wouldn't forget anything. It's in gameplay if you need to look something up

So I was thinking May 26th for the next session? We traded in a bunch of those staves for 4 potions of sure serious wounds? Or perhaps a resorative ointment? (since that has multiple uses poison and the like? Has a little more differsity in case we get hit with poison or paralysis? We also dont have anything to fight ability damage.

May 26th sounds good to me! I must go find these notes...

hey why did we get moved to Online campaigns? Not that I care too much just curious.

I hit a buttOn that asked me if our thread was a camIpaign. Shazam it was!

ha ha ok well then we are.

Does the 26th of May work for you Patrick?

Yeah that sounds good

Excellent I want to get my slaying on. Painbringer and Swift death are bored. ;) I still haven't been able to bring out Doom in battle yet either can't wait that should be fun.

Mad Bagder's the name stomping on clockwork zombies is my game ... or really anything that gets in my way.

I prefer Seduction.

Now I need you folks to give me some input on items you'd like to see pop up in treasure. I can just award you money and you can go shopping in the Great Bazaar in Sigil, but that's kinda boring IMO. I can work items into the loot you get, just give me a list of what you desire*

*legal spoiler:

I desire prophylactics of sustenance.

Also, Gruumash, could you call up Medieval Starship again and reserve that table for the next game?

Crimson, you sure you dont want prophylactics of enlargement? Or perhaps a Figurine of Wonderous Power: Geisha?

I don't need penis enhancement, nor do I need a magical concubine, although the latter might be fun.

I don't need penis enhancement, nor do I need a magical concubine, although the latter might be fun.

Considering your glass jaw, perhaps a Catcher's Mask +5?

It would get in the way of my domino mask.

I am not going to be asking for magical items; I'll just wait and see what pops up.

Fair enough

Perhaps a magical heavy flail of sundering would be cool sort of acts like a maul of the titans. Would be great for breaking down doors :)