Wrath of the Righteous- Beer and Pretzels (Inactive)

Game Master drbuzzard

"Can someone else heal Marcus, i'm needing what I have for enhancements if i can."

Tanrov says to the others

Uelarik follows the others through the door in the west wall.

"Xan, does your deity have any mojo left in him today?"

Waiting for Xan to heal up Marcus, maybe?

"He does", says Xandarian as he walks over to Marcus. "But this lunkhead likes to catch swords with his face. If healing were alcohol, Marcus would be three sheets to the wind. Try. Try not to get hit so much! I'm down to my most basic blessings."
CMW: 2d8 + 4 ⇒ (5, 7) + 4 = 16

Tanrov follows Molitor and agrees with his plan.

Molitor opens the door in the west wall to check the next room.

Tanrov takes the adamantine morning star as it will be very useful, "If anyone wants it they can take it. Until then, i'll hold it as it will most likely be handy." and keeps close to Molitor as he opens the door.

I already put it on Molitor's sheet, but you can have it if you want.

But you didn't rp taking it so I'll hold it for now..ha!.. matters not ... feel free to say you grab it rp style from where it is lashed to the side of his pack."

You open the door, and inside are 4 of the fart demons you've seen before. As soon as you see them (or rather when you open the door) they pass gas and the room is obscured. The green fart cloud spills out into the hallway. I need fort saves.

(that was the surprise round)

init: 1d20 ⇒ 2

Must have missed

"I think the morningstar could prove handy in the future. I think I'll tuck it away for future use." Mol states.

Molitor goes ahead and opens the door.

Fort. save: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (9) + 4 = 13

DC is 13 so you make it. You don't get nauseated.

Fort: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (6) + 2 = 8
init: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (20) + 10 = 30

Uelarik is nauseated.

Fort: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (15) + 7 = 22
Init: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (14) + 5 = 19

fort: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (11) + 7 = 18

init: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (13) + 1 = 14

Kevin coughs politely and prepares to move into the room.

Fort Save: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (16) + 7 = 23
Init: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (13) + 2 = 15

I did miss, I even checked, so tis yours

Fort: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (8) + 5 = 13

init: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (13) + 4 = 17

Everyone is up before the fart demons so go (even Xan who's init bonus is higher than their result).

Drawing his rapier, Xandarian advances to the side of the door, waiting for it to clear so he can enter.

Waiting on map

Sorry about that. Updated.

Molitor swings at #1 with his shiny new morningstar and takes a 5' step away from the door to try and draw him into the room.

"C'mere trashy-face!!!" Mol chortles.

Morningstar Moliation: 1d20 + 10 - 1 ⇒ (5) + 10 - 1 = 14 (pw atk, mutagen, adamantine)

damage: 1d8 + 10 + 3 ⇒ (1) + 10 + 3 = 14

Once again, please someone move my token

Marcus steps forward with weapons ready "Come out and play, you scoundrels!"

Five foot step to be between Mol and Tanrov, and readying an attack with the scimitar two handed against the first enemy to step ino his threathened area

Power Readied Attack: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (12) + 8 = 20
Damage: 1d6 + 8 + 6 ⇒ (6) + 8 + 6 = 20

Tanrov does not move but lifts the hammer high to attack one that steps up

"Hey stink heads get out here."

Earthbreaker: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (4) + 7 = 11

Earthbreaker damage: 2d6 + 6 ⇒ (4, 1) + 6 = 11

Uelarik begins to gag and retch.

Kevin waits to see if any of them come out into the hall. If they do he attacks.

+1 Cold Iron Scimitar: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (9) + 7 = 16 Damage: 1d6 + 3 ⇒ (6) + 3 = 9

The moronic fart demons march out to fight.

MoLi smacks one good and hard, but it is saved by DR.

Moot point since Marcus cleaves it in twain.

Tanrov and Kevin stand still since even the moronic demons are not willing to play whack-a-mole AOO sweepstakes to move that far (there's only one door and they can't cut the hard corner).

One moves in to replace the one rendered into smelly goo (had to move more than 5' so only 1 attack)
on Marcus since he was so effective
to hit: 1d20 ⇒ 4 damage: 1d4 + 1 ⇒ (1) + 1 = 2 miss

Everyone needs to save again since you're still in the cloud then you can go.

Fort: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (16) + 7 = 23

Morningstar Moliation: 1d20 + 10 - 1 ⇒ (15) + 10 - 1 = 24 (pw atk, mutagen, adamantine)

damage: 1d8 + 10 + 3 ⇒ (1) + 10 + 3 = 14

Fort: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (18) + 7 = 25

This time Marcus knows better than to smell the fartyness as he frees his left hand and starts a barrage of attacks on Farty #2.

Power Scimitar: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (6) + 6 = 12
Damage: 1d6 + 6 + 4 ⇒ (2) + 6 + 4 = 12
Power Glove: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (9) + 4 = 13
Damage: 1d4 + 4 + 2 ⇒ (1) + 4 + 2 = 7

Fort. Save: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (1) + 5 = 6 Wel..
Unable to hold it back any longer, Xandarian heroically pukes on the floor as he run out of the stink cloud.
Due to his actions, I believe the fart demons get an AoO on Xandarian.

Molitor smacks the demon, but Marcus misses.

AOO: 1d20 ⇒ 11 damage: 1d4 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 1 = 4 miss

Fort: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (18) + 5 = 23

Uelarik backs out of the cloud.

I was posting as I had a power failure

Isn't Tanrov in the same position as Molitor just on the other side and thus able to attack?

Earthbreaker attack if he can: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (4) + 7 = 11

Earthbreaker Damage: 2d6 + 6 ⇒ (4, 3) + 6 = 13

Actually yes. Moot the way you are rolling.

Kevin steps forward and lays into the demon coughing slightly.

Fort Save: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (15) + 7 = 22

+1 Cold Iron Scimitar w/PA: 1d20 + 7 - 2 ⇒ (17) + 7 - 2 = 22 Damage: 1d6 + 3 + 4 ⇒ (5) + 3 + 4 = 12

Btween Kevin and Molitor, it goes down.

The fart cloud begins to dissipate.

Uelarik and Xan are still sick (nauseated) for
1d4 ⇒ 3 rounds

A fart demon steps forward to likely die, but dumb is dumb.

claw, claw on Molitor
to hit: 1d20 ⇒ 8 damage: 1d4 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 1 = 4 miss
to hit: 1d20 ⇒ 11 damage: 1d4 + 1 ⇒ (4) + 1 = 5 hit

PCs are up.

Kevin strikes as the next demon moves in. "Time for you to die for good demon!"

+1 Cold Iron Scimitar w/PA: 1d20 + 7 - 2 ⇒ (18) + 7 - 2 = 23 Damage: 1d6 + 3 + 4 ⇒ (1) + 3 + 4 = 8

+1 Cold Iron Scimitar w/PA Crit Confirm: 1d20 + 7 - 2 ⇒ (14) + 7 - 2 = 19 Damage: 1d6 + 3 + 4 ⇒ (2) + 3 + 4 = 9

Kevin lays a grievous wound upon the demon, but it remains standing. It does not, however, look very perky.

Molitor takes a 5' step to flank and unloads on #3.

Morningstar Moliation: 1d20 + 10 - 1 + 2 ⇒ (17) + 10 - 1 + 2 = 28 (pw atk, mutagen, adamantine, flank, sneak attack)

damage: 1d8 + 10 + 3 + 2d6 ⇒ (8) + 10 + 3 + (5, 4) = 30

Splat. The demon loses bodily coherency and becomes a puddle. double negative con

Molitor slings some goo off his morningstar.

Tanrov all ready to swing looks disappointed after Molitors and Kevins efforts

"Well done guys.

Marcus, once again, bids his time and grabs his blade with both hands preparing to strike any ugly m@~@@&~+@*&+ that steps forward.

Readied Power Scimitar: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (11) + 8 = 19
Damage: 1d6 + 6 + 2 + 6 ⇒ (4) + 6 + 2 + 6 = 18

After seeing his last fellow turned into a puddle the last demon holds his ground waiting for someone to come to it.

"Well .... get in there and get 'er done." Molitor says to Marcus.

Kevin, being the heroic paladin that he is, steps up and attacks the demon, "I'll take care of him!"

+1 Cold Iron Scimitar w/PA: 1d20 + 7 - 2 ⇒ (18) + 7 - 2 = 23 Damage: 1d6 + 3 + 4 ⇒ (4) + 3 + 4 = 11

+1 Cold Iron Scimitar w/PA Crit Confirm: 1d20 + 7 - 2 ⇒ (1) + 7 - 2 = 6 Damage: 1d6 + 3 + 4 ⇒ (2) + 3 + 4 = 9

And the fart demon is out of gas and collapses in a bloody heap. Combat over.