We Be Goblins Too!
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Game Master
Baerlie
The heroes of the Licktoad goblins return home to find
their tribe destroyed by human adventurers. Homeless,
the goblins make for the closest goblin-friendly region:
Ravenroost, which is occupied by the Birdcrunchers. The
goblins arrive only to discover the Birdcrunchers are in
trouble-fire-breathing pigs, an ogre, and a shortage of
chiefs have left the tribe in peril.
After enduring a number of trials to prove themselves,
the goblin heroes set out to defeat the ogre and his
magical boars. They confront Pa Munchmeat and his
monstrous minions on his small farm, and if they can
defeat him, the goblins can return to the Birdcrunchers
not only as heroes, but as chieftains themselves!
HP 23/23 | AC 20, Touch 17, Flatfooted 15 | Fort +6, Ref +7, Will +0 +2 vs Poison | Init +4 | Perception +5 | Bombs 5/5
Mogmurch beams, "We take Squeely Nord back home and have big party! No pies! We make Birdcrunchers best tribe ever!"
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Squealy Nord seems to be very happy to come with the goblins. He licks Mogmurch's face.
M Goblin Cleric 3
Poog uses Speak with Animals to let Squealy Nord know that it's okay to poop on the feet of any of the gobs except Poog.
"Yeah! We go back as heroes. Kill ogre, bring back pig. Girls will be lining up."
HP 23/23 | AC 20, Touch 17, Flatfooted 15 | Fort +6, Ref +7, Will +0 +2 vs Poison | Init +4 | Perception +5 | Bombs 5/5
Mogmurch shudders, "Guh, that all you, I only just escape! More time for making fire, and acid for stupid immune to fire things!"
Male Goblin Roque 3
"Chuffy be very sneaky, Chuffy take shadow leather." says Chuffy as he seems to disappear into the shadows before their very eyes.
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After looting Pa, Guffy and the house, you set everything on fire and leave the farm. You come back to the Birdcruncher's cave and the goblins are already awaiting your return. "Welcome back mighty Chieftains! I can see you brought food for the party!" Mummy Sprattleharsh says and points at Squealy Nord.
Male Goblin Roque 3
Chuffy steps out in front of Squealy Nord thinking fast he says "No eat Squealy Nord, he official chieftain mount. You eat Squealy Nord you make chieftain mad and he make you go biggy burny with boom boom ball."
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Mummy Sprattleharsh thinks for a few moments, not sure what to say, and then she says "Haha, me making jokes. Not serious." She opens a Barrel of cider and shouts "The party starts! Let's get drunk three days in row!"
HP 23/23 | AC 20, Touch 17, Flatfooted 15 | Fort +6, Ref +7, Will +0 +2 vs Poison | Init +4 | Perception +5 | Bombs 5/5
"You touch Squeely Nord, me burn you alive. Squeely Nord is proud battle pig! But drunk three days in a row is a pretty good idea! No pies though..."
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M Goblin Cleric 3
Poog pats Dogfinder, nods sagely at Mummy Sprattleharsh, and says, "Yes. We get drunk. You very wise. What you doing later?"
HP 23/23 | AC 20, Touch 17, Flatfooted 15 | Fort +6, Ref +7, Will +0 +2 vs Poison | Init +4 | Perception +5 | Bombs 5/5
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"Later I maybe have a private meeting with the goblin who wins the drinking game against me!" she says with a grin. "Get the food over here! The chieftains are starving! And the pig too!"
M Goblin Cleric 3
My hat is off to you, GM Baerlie... I could continue the RP portion of this for a good long time, but that seems as good a stopping point for me as any. Well done, and thank you. That was a lot of fun.
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