We Be Goblins (PFS) (Inactive)

Game Master Mari Clock

A most unusual adventure for 1st-level goblin characters.
Where on Golarion?
Lotslegs
Fence
Upper Deck
Main Deck

Initiatives:

[dice=Reta]1d20+3[/dice]
[dice=Chuffy]1d20+4[/dice]
[dice=Poog]1d20+6[/dice]
[dice=Mogmurch]1d20+4[/dice]

Perceptions:

[dice=Reta]1d20+9[/dice]
[dice=Chuffy]1d20+5[/dice]
[dice=Poog]1d20+2[/dice]
[dice=Mogmurch]1d20+3[/dice]


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Male Goblin Rogue 1 HP: 11/11 | AC: 17 | T: 15 | FF: 13 | CMD: 12 | Fort: +2 | Ref: +6| Will: +1 | Init: +4 | Perception: +5 | Sense Motive: +1

Not humans!? Vorka devil! Chuffy squeals in surprise and lets fly a bolt from his crossbow aimed at Vorka.

crossbow: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (14) + 4 = 18
damage: 1d6 ⇒ 5


Female Goblin Fighter/1 | HP 13/13 | AC 16, tch 14, ff 13 | Fort 4, Ref 3, Will 1 | Init 3 | Perc 9

Given our position on the map, I guess the target of the shot in my last post is Lord Longtung.


Male Goblin Cleric 1 HP 7/10 | AC 17 | T 13 | FF 15 | CMD 11 | Fort +3 | Ref +2 | Will +4 | Init +6 | Perception +2 | Sense Motive +3

Kill the Vorka-witch! Kill her, kill her!

Poog shouts in panic and hatred, and his beady little eyes flare with the red of Zarongel's fire. He braces himself for whatever the traitorous Goblin has in store for him.

Grand Lodge

F Human, with Orcish qualities Mom-12

Vorka is up again. She's going to climb up the pole in the center of the room there, and hang out and she'll start to summon.

Poog, you're up next.


Male Goblin Cleric 1 HP 7/10 | AC 17 | T 13 | FF 15 | CMD 11 | Fort +3 | Ref +2 | Will +4 | Init +6 | Perception +2 | Sense Motive +3

Another blast! Relieved that she didn't curse him with her turn-coat hexes, Poog readies an action to draw once more from Zarongel's unholy flame if Vorka begins to cast a spell.

cast burning hands defensively: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (14) + 3 = 17
damage: 1d6 ⇒ 1
DC 13 reflex for "half," I should be able to hit both of them.


Male Goblin Cleric 1 HP 7/10 | AC 17 | T 13 | FF 15 | CMD 11 | Fort +3 | Ref +2 | Will +4 | Init +6 | Perception +2 | Sense Motive +3

Also, I can't move my icon, still (the problem is on my side), I moved to the space left of Mogmurch.


Female Goblin Fighter/1 | HP 13/13 | AC 16, tch 14, ff 13 | Fort 4, Ref 3, Will 1 | Init 3 | Perc 9

Moved it for you. :-)

Grand Lodge

F Human, with Orcish qualities Mom-12

Vorka Save: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (18) + 5 = 23 She takes 1 damage.
Lord Longtung Save: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (3) + 5 = 8 He takes 1 damage.

Mogmurch will throw a FireBomb: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (18) + 6 = 24 to Lord Longtung for 1d6 + 2 ⇒ (4) + 2 = 6 points of fire damage.

There is no splash because of Lord Longtung's location.

Lord Longtung, angry now at Mogmurch, will Grab: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (16) + 5 = 21 him with his tongue, doing no damage, but begins a grapple attempt.

Chuffy, then Poog.


Male Goblin Cleric 1 HP 7/10 | AC 17 | T 13 | FF 15 | CMD 11 | Fort +3 | Ref +2 | Will +4 | Init +6 | Perception +2 | Sense Motive +3
Reta Bigbad lvl 1 wrote:
Moved it for you. :-)

Danke schön!


Male Goblin Rogue 1 HP: 11/11 | AC: 17 | T: 15 | FF: 13 | CMD: 12 | Fort: +2 | Ref: +6| Will: +1 | Init: +4 | Perception: +5 | Sense Motive: +1

I updated Chuffy's location since he was investigating the door prior to combat.

Chuffy reloads his crossbow and fires at Vorka again.

crossbow: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (16) + 4 = 20
damage: 1d6 ⇒ 1


Male Goblin Cleric 1 HP 7/10 | AC 17 | T 13 | FF 15 | CMD 11 | Fort +3 | Ref +2 | Will +4 | Init +6 | Perception +2 | Sense Motive +3

Having decent luck with fire, so far, Poog tries to finish off the hated cannibal.

SLA defensively: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (10) + 3 = 13
fire bolt vs touch AC: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (18) + 2 = 20
damage: 1d6 ⇒ 6

If Lord Longtounge counts as grappled, Poog doesn't bother with defensively.

Poog moves toward providing a flank against the enormous frog after his fire bolt (5' step to the square left and up from his current location)


Female Goblin Fighter/1 | HP 13/13 | AC 16, tch 14, ff 13 | Fort 4, Ref 3, Will 1 | Init 3 | Perc 9

Fire! Fire! More fire!

Grand Lodge

F Human, with Orcish qualities Mom-12

He is not grappled and Vorka has some more spite left in her.

Mogmurch rolls to try to get out of grapple 1d20 - 2 ⇒ (10) - 2 = 8 and fails.

Lord Longtung will maintain grapple: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (19) + 5 = 24 and succeed.

Back to Chuffy, then Reta.

Did I skip Reta earlier?


Female Goblin Fighter/1 | HP 13/13 | AC 16, tch 14, ff 13 | Fort 4, Ref 3, Will 1 | Init 3 | Perc 9

Reta did 1 HP of damage to Lord Longtung. :-)

Grand Lodge

F Human, with Orcish qualities Mom-12

Okay. I marked it down :) Keep going!


Female Goblin Fighter/1 | HP 13/13 | AC 16, tch 14, ff 13 | Fort 4, Ref 3, Will 1 | Init 3 | Perc 9

After Chuffy's turn, Reta will fire upon whichever enemy still stands:

Shortbow: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (4) + 5 = 9, Miss!


Female Goblin Fighter/1 | HP 13/13 | AC 16, tch 14, ff 13 | Fort 4, Ref 3, Will 1 | Init 3 | Perc 9

Free Action: Aaaaaaaa!


Male Goblin Rogue 1 HP: 11/11 | AC: 17 | T: 15 | FF: 13 | CMD: 12 | Fort: +2 | Ref: +6| Will: +1 | Init: +4 | Perception: +5 | Sense Motive: +1

Chuffy reloads and continues his assault on the monster called Vorka.

crossbow: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (10) + 4 = 14
damage: 1d6 ⇒ 3

Grand Lodge

F Human, with Orcish qualities Mom-12

You see that bolt fly right past Vorka's head.

Vorka looks longingly at Reta's huge head, That head make good bowl, after Vorka eat the eyes, and the tongue.

Her summoning is complete and there now stands a new dog that will bite: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (13) + 2 = 15 Poog for 1d4 + 1 ⇒ (1) + 1 = 2 points of damage.

From her perch, Vorka will throw a dart at Mogmurch 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (10) + 2 = 12 for 1d3 ⇒ 1 damage.

Poog is up.


Female Goblin Fighter/1 | HP 13/13 | AC 16, tch 14, ff 13 | Fort 4, Ref 3, Will 1 | Init 3 | Perc 9

Go Poog! Show Vorka we best goblins ever!


Male Goblin Cleric 1 HP 7/10 | AC 17 | T 13 | FF 15 | CMD 11 | Fort +3 | Ref +2 | Will +4 | Init +6 | Perception +2 | Sense Motive +3

One more 5' step, which puts me in the square left of Lord Longtounge

Diiiieeeeee!!!! the hateful zealot screams in a shrill voice like nails on a chalkboard.

SLA defensively: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (4) + 3 = 7
Poog's penultimate fire bolt fails with his attempts to channel the Goblin Hero-god's divine fire...
Move action: draw Wand of cure light wounds.

Poog screams again, this time in frustration, Kill the Vorka-witch! Kill her! Kill her!

Grand Lodge

F Human, with Orcish qualities Mom-12

Mogmurch is going to try again to get out of Lord Longtung's grapple 1d20 - 2 ⇒ (19) - 2 = 17

Lord Longtung, since he just lost Mogmurch, will attempt to lick: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (4) + 5 = 9 Poog.

Chuffy then Reta are up.


Male Goblin Rogue 1 HP: 11/11 | AC: 17 | T: 15 | FF: 13 | CMD: 12 | Fort: +2 | Ref: +6| Will: +1 | Init: +4 | Perception: +5 | Sense Motive: +1

Chuffy curses and reloads his crossbow for another shot.

Vorka demon! You must die! Die Vorka! Die!

crossbow: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (2) + 4 = 6
damage: 1d6 ⇒ 5

Grand Lodge

F Human, with Orcish qualities Mom-12

Vorka is is going to roast the toes of you!


Female Goblin Fighter/1 | HP 13/13 | AC 16, tch 14, ff 13 | Fort 4, Ref 3, Will 1 | Init 3 | Perc 9

Where are we in initiative?

Grand Lodge

F Human, with Orcish qualities Mom-12

Your turn, bro. After Reta will be Vorka.


Female Goblin Fighter/1 | HP 13/13 | AC 16, tch 14, ff 13 | Fort 4, Ref 3, Will 1 | Init 3 | Perc 9

- Standard Action: Shoot at Lord Longtung: Shortbow: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (18) + 5 = 23, Damage: 1d4 ⇒ 3
- Move Action: Nothing
- Free Action: Reta heard longshanks say that frogs legs are delicious!

Grand Lodge

F Human, with Orcish qualities Mom-12

Summoned dog bite: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (10) + 2 = 12 Poog again for 1d4 + 1 ⇒ (2) + 1 = 3 points of damage.

Staying in her perch, Vorka will throw a dart at Mogmurch 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (2) + 2 = 4 for 1d3 ⇒ 2 damage.

Back to Poog.

I'm not entirely sure about the summoned dog. It says that she can Summon Swarm, but then says she is fond of summoning dogs as the Summon Minor Monster. The summon swarm can be maintained as long as she concentrates, and she hasn't been hit by anyone so she isn't having concentration problems, but the summon minor monster the creature only stays for one round per level. She's a level 3, so I'm just going to leave the dog there for two more rounds. But, I took the icon off, so we'll just say he's still standing where he was before, and attacking Poog again, and so then it is Vorka's turn.


Male Goblin Cleric 1 HP 7/10 | AC 17 | T 13 | FF 15 | CMD 11 | Fort +3 | Ref +2 | Will +4 | Init +6 | Perception +2 | Sense Motive +3

Poog knows, despite his limited understanding of cause and effect, that if Vorka does not die soon, the Licktoad Heroes surely will.

Disregarding the two beast's threatening proximity, the devout goblin calls to the Terrible Barghest Hero-god while struggling to avoid the hungry maws of both frog and hated dog.

Cursed fire of Zarongel take and eat the heretic, Vorka-witch!

SLA defensively: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (1) + 3 = 4
Character Folio reroll (GM+1): 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (2) + 4 = 6

Mog, Chuffs, Big-Reta-Head! You MUST kill the Vorka-witch! Zarongel no help us, WE the big heroes for Licktoad!


Female Goblin Fighter/1 | HP 13/13 | AC 16, tch 14, ff 13 | Fort 4, Ref 3, Will 1 | Init 3 | Perc 9

What is Lord Longtung's status? I just hit him for another 3 HP of damage; does he at least look perturbed?

Grand Lodge

F Human, with Orcish qualities Mom-12

I got your three, but he's being largely ignored. You all are primarily trying for (and missing) Vorka.

Grand Lodge

F Human, with Orcish qualities Mom-12

Mogmurch hurls a bomb: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (12) + 6 = 18 at Vorka for 1d6 + 2 ⇒ (2) + 2 = 4 fire damage.

Lord Longtung is going to try again to lick: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (15) + 5 = 20 Poog. Vorka notices that Lord Longtung has caught Poog, Keep him! Hold him! I'll be down soon to cook him!

Chuffy then Reta are up.


Female Goblin Fighter/1 | HP 13/13 | AC 16, tch 14, ff 13 | Fort 4, Ref 3, Will 1 | Init 3 | Perc 9

Kill, Chuffy! Go! GO! GO!!!


Male Goblin Rogue 1 HP: 11/11 | AC: 17 | T: 15 | FF: 13 | CMD: 12 | Fort: +2 | Ref: +6| Will: +1 | Init: +4 | Perception: +5 | Sense Motive: +1

Frustrated, Chuffy reloads his crossbow and takes aim.

crossbow: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (11) + 4 = 15
damage: 1d6 ⇒ 3

Grand Lodge

F Human, with Orcish qualities Mom-12

Aim at Vorka, or Lord Longtung?

Grand Lodge

F Human, with Orcish qualities Mom-12

Chuffy still has dragon brew gourd.


Male Goblin Rogue 1 HP: 11/11 | AC: 17 | T: 15 | FF: 13 | CMD: 12 | Fort: +2 | Ref: +6| Will: +1 | Init: +4 | Perception: +5 | Sense Motive: +1

Aimed at Vorka ... forgot about the dragonbrew gourd!

Also - apply credit to Thalion Laedireth PFS # 17155-2


Male Goblin Cleric 1 HP 7/10 | AC 17 | T 13 | FF 15 | CMD 11 | Fort +3 | Ref +2 | Will +4 | Init +6 | Perception +2 | Sense Motive +3

I haven't been able to move my icon, but I'm actually at my PC, now. I moved me to where I should be.
I'm grappled?


Female Goblin Fighter/1 | HP 13/13 | AC 16, tch 14, ff 13 | Fort 4, Ref 3, Will 1 | Init 3 | Perc 9

Reta stubbornly shoots at Lord Longtung:

Shortbow: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (19) + 5 = 24, Damage: 1d4 ⇒ 4

I want to eat FROG'S LEGS!

Grand Lodge

F Human, with Orcish qualities Mom-12

Vorka has finally dropped! Lord Longtung, being her familiar pet, realizes it right away, drops Poog, and flees into the marsh where he will die of a broken heart.


Male Goblin Cleric 1 HP 7/10 | AC 17 | T 13 | FF 15 | CMD 11 | Fort +3 | Ref +2 | Will +4 | Init +6 | Perception +2 | Sense Motive +3

Just when I was ready to start channeling negative energy... Oh, well.

Yay, the Vorka-witch finally dead!
Poog casts bleed on Vorka until there's nothing left to drain.
For good measure, he follows that up with a coup de gras.

Grand Lodge

F Human, with Orcish qualities Mom-12

Chief Gutwad will be pleased to hear of how you all dispatched the evil Vorka cannibal and her vile dogs.


Male Goblin Cleric 1 HP 7/10 | AC 17 | T 13 | FF 15 | CMD 11 | Fort +3 | Ref +2 | Will +4 | Init +6 | Perception +2 | Sense Motive +3

Oooohh, Licktoad Heroes find fireworks, maybe?!

Poog snaps out of the murderous frenzy with the sudden realization that they were here for a reason.

perception: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (18) + 2 = 20

Grand Lodge

F Human, with Orcish qualities Mom-12

Licktoad Heroes find fireworks!

The man-things—objects that once belonged to the crew of Kaijitsu’s Star but were left behind when the crew abandoned ship—are certainly worth something. The majority of these objects are filthy and broken, but 10 minutes or so of sorting and scavenging turns up some interesting finds. All of these items (broken and functional alike) are strangely decorative, depicting colorful serpentine dragons, towering cliffs, delicate humanoid figures, and strange pagodas—not that a goblin would know a pagoda from a tool shed. Even the filthy or broken clutter here could be worth about 600 gp to the right collector, but as they are mostly made of bamboo, exotic wood, and in some cases paper, they’re probably more fun to burn. Among the more obviously valuable objects are 140 gp, a bejeweled silver and jade lantern built to look like a coiled dragon worth 150 gp, a dozen masterwork shuriken, an ivory and gold fan depicting a gecko walking amid cherry blossoms worth 80 gp (the reverse side of this fan has been used by Vorka to draw a crude map of Brinestump, not unlike the one Scribbleface created, and contains a secret that the goblins are unlikely to decipher anytime soon), a long hairpin with a red pearl at one end worth 150 gp, a wand of create food and water with only 2 charges left, and an elixir of love in a crystal vial shaped like a heart (the vial itself is worth 50 gp).

The red chest, though, is the object of the PCs’ quest. Unlocked, it contains several fireworks. The chest itself is heavy and worth 150 gp, and there were obviously once many more fireworks within (Scribbleface managed to steal many of them by sneaking into this room while Vorka was out hunting), but those that remain should be more than enough to satisfy the chief for at least a few days. The fireworks in the chest consist of 14 Desnan candles, 20 paper candles, and seven skyrockets.


Female Goblin Fighter/1 | HP 13/13 | AC 16, tch 14, ff 13 | Fort 4, Ref 3, Will 1 | Init 3 | Perc 9

Take 20 to: 1) search the ship and then 2) set fires as we leave.

Thanks for running the game, Mari! :-)

Grand Lodge

F Human, with Orcish qualities Mom-12

You have to go back to the village.


Female Goblin Fighter/1 | HP 13/13 | AC 16, tch 14, ff 13 | Fort 4, Ref 3, Will 1 | Init 3 | Perc 9

OK. After we set the ship on fire:

What we waiting for? Let's go see Chief Gutwad! Hurry!


Male Goblin Cleric 1 HP 7/10 | AC 17 | T 13 | FF 15 | CMD 11 | Fort +3 | Ref +2 | Will +4 | Init +6 | Perception +2 | Sense Motive +3

Yay!! The fireworks! We has them!

Poog uses his wand up to heal himself and Mogmurch before walking back to the village. When he does, there's more spring in his step than before.

With dogslicer in hand, Poog reenacts all the heroic deeds of the legendary Licktoad Heroes the entire way back.

Grand Lodge

F Human, with Orcish qualities Mom-12

Upon your triumphant return to your village, a huge feast is given in your honor

His Mighty Girthness Chief Rendwattle Gutwad decides the lucky Poog of Zarongel should marry his daughter!

The fearsomely corpulent and ferociously lusty Gupy Wartbits.

Reta Bigbad, for all her heroics, and her big head, gets the new title of Head Village Watcher and Overseer of Village Stabbings.

Since Chuffy used the dragonbrew gourd (though only to set Vorka's lair on fire, he gains the new title of Boss of Big Fire, which makes Reta very mad because she wanted that one too.

Congratulations on your success! Here you will find your Chronicle Sheet. Copy it to your Google drive, download or print, and fill in your top parts.


Female Goblin Fighter/1 | HP 13/13 | AC 16, tch 14, ff 13 | Fort 4, Ref 3, Will 1 | Init 3 | Perc 9

Head Village Watcher

I see what you did there! ;-P

Thanks for the game!

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