Chuffy Lickwound . .. ... |
Not humans!? Vorka devil! Chuffy squeals in surprise and lets fly a bolt from his crossbow aimed at Vorka.
crossbow: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (14) + 4 = 18
damage: 1d6 ⇒ 5
P00G! |
Kill the Vorka-witch! Kill her, kill her!
Poog shouts in panic and hatred, and his beady little eyes flare with the red of Zarongel's fire. He braces himself for whatever the traitorous Goblin has in store for him.
P00G! |
Another blast! Relieved that she didn't curse him with her turn-coat hexes, Poog readies an action to draw once more from Zarongel's unholy flame if Vorka begins to cast a spell.
cast burning hands defensively: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (14) + 3 = 17
damage: 1d6 ⇒ 1
DC 13 reflex for "half," I should be able to hit both of them.
Mari Clock |
Vorka Save: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (18) + 5 = 23 She takes 1 damage.
Lord Longtung Save: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (3) + 5 = 8 He takes 1 damage.
Mogmurch will throw a FireBomb: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (18) + 6 = 24 to Lord Longtung for 1d6 + 2 ⇒ (4) + 2 = 6 points of fire damage.
There is no splash because of Lord Longtung's location.
Lord Longtung, angry now at Mogmurch, will Grab: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (16) + 5 = 21 him with his tongue, doing no damage, but begins a grapple attempt.
Chuffy, then Poog.
Chuffy Lickwound . .. ... |
I updated Chuffy's location since he was investigating the door prior to combat.
Chuffy reloads his crossbow and fires at Vorka again.
crossbow: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (16) + 4 = 20
damage: 1d6 ⇒ 1
P00G! |
Having decent luck with fire, so far, Poog tries to finish off the hated cannibal.
SLA defensively: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (10) + 3 = 13
fire bolt vs touch AC: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (18) + 2 = 20
damage: 1d6 ⇒ 6
If Lord Longtounge counts as grappled, Poog doesn't bother with defensively.
Poog moves toward providing a flank against the enormous frog after his fire bolt (5' step to the square left and up from his current location)
Mari Clock |
He is not grappled and Vorka has some more spite left in her.
Mogmurch rolls to try to get out of grapple 1d20 - 2 ⇒ (10) - 2 = 8 and fails.
Lord Longtung will maintain grapple: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (19) + 5 = 24 and succeed.
Back to Chuffy, then Reta.
Did I skip Reta earlier?
Mari Clock |
You see that bolt fly right past Vorka's head.
Vorka looks longingly at Reta's huge head, That head make good bowl, after Vorka eat the eyes, and the tongue.
Her summoning is complete and there now stands a new dog that will bite: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (13) + 2 = 15 Poog for 1d4 + 1 ⇒ (1) + 1 = 2 points of damage.
From her perch, Vorka will throw a dart at Mogmurch 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (10) + 2 = 12 for 1d3 ⇒ 1 damage.
Poog is up.
P00G! |
One more 5' step, which puts me in the square left of Lord Longtounge
Diiiieeeeee!!!! the hateful zealot screams in a shrill voice like nails on a chalkboard.
SLA defensively: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (4) + 3 = 7
Poog's penultimate fire bolt fails with his attempts to channel the Goblin Hero-god's divine fire...
Move action: draw Wand of cure light wounds.
Poog screams again, this time in frustration, Kill the Vorka-witch! Kill her! Kill her!
Mari Clock |
Summoned dog bite: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (10) + 2 = 12 Poog again for 1d4 + 1 ⇒ (2) + 1 = 3 points of damage.
Staying in her perch, Vorka will throw a dart at Mogmurch 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (2) + 2 = 4 for 1d3 ⇒ 2 damage.
Back to Poog.
I'm not entirely sure about the summoned dog. It says that she can Summon Swarm, but then says she is fond of summoning dogs as the Summon Minor Monster. The summon swarm can be maintained as long as she concentrates, and she hasn't been hit by anyone so she isn't having concentration problems, but the summon minor monster the creature only stays for one round per level. She's a level 3, so I'm just going to leave the dog there for two more rounds. But, I took the icon off, so we'll just say he's still standing where he was before, and attacking Poog again, and so then it is Vorka's turn.
P00G! |
Poog knows, despite his limited understanding of cause and effect, that if Vorka does not die soon, the Licktoad Heroes surely will.
Disregarding the two beast's threatening proximity, the devout goblin calls to the Terrible Barghest Hero-god while struggling to avoid the hungry maws of both frog and hated dog.
Cursed fire of Zarongel take and eat the heretic, Vorka-witch!
SLA defensively: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (1) + 3 = 4
Character Folio reroll (GM+1): 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (2) + 4 = 6
Mog, Chuffs, Big-Reta-Head! You MUST kill the Vorka-witch! Zarongel no help us, WE the big heroes for Licktoad!
Mari Clock |
Mogmurch hurls a bomb: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (12) + 6 = 18 at Vorka for 1d6 + 2 ⇒ (2) + 2 = 4 fire damage.
Lord Longtung is going to try again to lick: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (15) + 5 = 20 Poog. Vorka notices that Lord Longtung has caught Poog, Keep him! Hold him! I'll be down soon to cook him!
Chuffy then Reta are up.
P00G! |
Just when I was ready to start channeling negative energy... Oh, well.
Yay, the Vorka-witch finally dead!
Poog casts bleed on Vorka until there's nothing left to drain.
For good measure, he follows that up with a coup de gras.
P00G! |
Oooohh, Licktoad Heroes find fireworks, maybe?!
Poog snaps out of the murderous frenzy with the sudden realization that they were here for a reason.
perception: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (18) + 2 = 20
Mari Clock |
Licktoad Heroes find fireworks!
The man-things—objects that once belonged to the crew of Kaijitsu’s Star but were left behind when the crew abandoned ship—are certainly worth something. The majority of these objects are filthy and broken, but 10 minutes or so of sorting and scavenging turns up some interesting finds. All of these items (broken and functional alike) are strangely decorative, depicting colorful serpentine dragons, towering cliffs, delicate humanoid figures, and strange pagodas—not that a goblin would know a pagoda from a tool shed. Even the filthy or broken clutter here could be worth about 600 gp to the right collector, but as they are mostly made of bamboo, exotic wood, and in some cases paper, they’re probably more fun to burn. Among the more obviously valuable objects are 140 gp, a bejeweled silver and jade lantern built to look like a coiled dragon worth 150 gp, a dozen masterwork shuriken, an ivory and gold fan depicting a gecko walking amid cherry blossoms worth 80 gp (the reverse side of this fan has been used by Vorka to draw a crude map of Brinestump, not unlike the one Scribbleface created, and contains a secret that the goblins are unlikely to decipher anytime soon), a long hairpin with a red pearl at one end worth 150 gp, a wand of create food and water with only 2 charges left, and an elixir of love in a crystal vial shaped like a heart (the vial itself is worth 50 gp).
The red chest, though, is the object of the PCs’ quest. Unlocked, it contains several fireworks. The chest itself is heavy and worth 150 gp, and there were obviously once many more fireworks within (Scribbleface managed to steal many of them by sneaking into this room while Vorka was out hunting), but those that remain should be more than enough to satisfy the chief for at least a few days. The fireworks in the chest consist of 14 Desnan candles, 20 paper candles, and seven skyrockets.
P00G! |
Yay!! The fireworks! We has them!
Poog uses his wand up to heal himself and Mogmurch before walking back to the village. When he does, there's more spring in his step than before.
With dogslicer in hand, Poog reenacts all the heroic deeds of the legendary Licktoad Heroes the entire way back.
Mari Clock |
Upon your triumphant return to your village, a huge feast is given in your honor
His Mighty Girthness Chief Rendwattle Gutwad decides the lucky Poog of Zarongel should marry his daughter!
The fearsomely corpulent and ferociously lusty Gupy Wartbits.
Reta Bigbad, for all her heroics, and her big head, gets the new title of Head Village Watcher and Overseer of Village Stabbings.
Since Chuffy used the dragonbrew gourd (though only to set Vorka's lair on fire, he gains the new title of Boss of Big Fire, which makes Reta very mad because she wanted that one too.
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