We Be Goblins full series

Game Master Awenydd83

Maps

Initiative:
[dice=Chuffy]1d20+4[/dice]
[dice=Poog]1d20+6[/dice]
[dice=Mogmurch]1d20+4[/dice]
[dice=Rita]1d20+3[/dice]


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Mogmurch lets go with a 'splody, and everyone sizzles a little bit. The hooman goes a bit crispier than everyone else though.. as it should be!

1d2 ⇒ 2
Despite being flat on his back the hooman swings his sword around at Chuffy.
Attack: 1d20 + 3 - 2 - 4 ⇒ (12) + 3 - 2 - 4 = 9

His swing goes wild and he starts wailing and shaking, obviously very terrified of the awesomest goblins in the whole land!! You can't understand what he's saying, but the coward is certainly looking hard for a way out!!

"Bold May Post"
Rita- 1 dmg
Poog-
Mogmurch- 3 dmg
Chuffy- 1 dmg

Hooman- 11 dm, entangled x3, Prone


”Reta Bigbad” Female NE goblin fighter 3 | HP 30/30 | AC 20 T 14 FF 17 | CMB +3, CMD 16 | F +5, R +4, W +5 (+1 vs. fear) | Init +3 | Perc +10, darkvision 60ft | Speed 30ft | Active conditions: None

"Mogmurch. No burn me. Bad gobling." She's upset that her hat got singed. She swings at the man again. She so upset she misses the man on LYING on the GROUND.

Dogslicer: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (3) + 2 = 5
Damage: 1d4 ⇒ 1


Goblin Alchemist 3 | HP: 23/23 | AC:20 T:17 FF:15 | CMB:0 CMD:15 | Saves F:6 R:7(9 vs falls) W:0 | Init:+4 | Stealth+15 | Per+5 | Spd: 30 | Bomb:3/5 | Conditions:Bouncy(first d6 fall dmg is nonlethal)| Active Effects:

Mogmurch continues his laughter at the man-candle, stepping back in and taking a weak swing with his club...

Club: 1d20 - 1 ⇒ (1) - 1 = 0

... but not even managing to hit the ground, and that is as big as the world!

Thankfully the man-candle is still burning.

fire: 1d6 ⇒ 2


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Happy holidays, all!!

Despite the mans incapacitated state, Rita slams her dogslicer into the ground, no where near the man, and Mogmuch joins in the fun, pounding around in the new game.

"Bold May Post"
Rita- 1 dmg
Poog-
Mogmurch- 3 dmg
Chuffy- 1 dmg
Hooman- 13 dm, entangled x3, Prone


Goblin Cleric L3 | HP: 23/23 | AC:17 T:13 FF:15 | CMB:1 CMD:13 | Saves F:5 R:6 W:6 | Init:+6 | Per:+2 | Spd: 30 | Firebolt: 5/5 | Channel Energy: 4/4 | Conditions:

Poog claps his hands in glee at the explosion, not seeming to notice the collateral damage that has caused. Once he has settled down, seeing how well Chuffy is sticking the overgrown humanoid, Poog once again calls on Zarongel to aid his new whelp-mate.

cast guidance on Chuffy


”Reta Bigbad” Female NE goblin fighter 3 | HP 30/30 | AC 20 T 14 FF 17 | CMB +3, CMD 16 | F +5, R +4, W +5 (+1 vs. fear) | Init +3 | Perc +10, darkvision 60ft | Speed 30ft | Active conditions: None

Rita tries again. "You stupid hooman. Stay still." It doesn't matter if the man doesn't move. Rita cannot hit him.

Dogslicer: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (3) + 2 = 5
Damage: 1d4 ⇒ 1


Male Goblin Stabby Rogue 3| HP 26/26 (0 NLD) | AC 20 | T 16 | FF 15 | CMD 15 | Fort +3 | Ref +7 | Will +2 | Init +8 | Perc +7

Stabbity-Stab: 1d20 + 4 + 1 ⇒ (12) + 4 + 1 = 17
Damage: 1d3 - 1 ⇒ (3) - 1 = 2 Yay!

Chuffy begins to dance around as he once again has Zarongel on his side. He starts to sing! "Chuffy’s face might make you sick,
But Chuffy’s knife is awful quick.
And if you are his stabby pick—
The knife goes in you, STICK STICK STICK!"
With his last 'stick' he jabs the knife into the man's side again!


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Poog asks for Zargonels help once more and grants the help to Chuffy. With great glee and a hopping little song, Chuffy reaches out and sticks his knife in the helpless mans throat as he lay squirming and crying. Eventually, the mans gurgles fade and the body lies still.

Done with this mess, the goblins return to the yard, where the blazing farmhouse casts a flickering glow over the scene of devastation and mayhem. Goblins run around, screaming and cackling, tearing into presents and eating all the cake they can stuff into their toothy maws. The sugar rush lasts for days as the remains of the farmhouse and all the buildings are looted and carried back to the Licktoad tribes homes.

Throughout these affairs, the young whelps are treated with respect and deference. It seems that you have secured yourselves a solid reputation for years to come with your valiant deeds!

Back at home, you are honored at the celebration feast! You sit up at the head table with Chief Gutwad in special big chairs (but still not as big and grand as the chief's own chair!) Dog bones and scraps of fur decorate your chairs as victorious Dog Killers!!!

This is the end of We B4 Goblins! I will get the templates up for the next round, as well as chronicles sheets up tonight after work. Very good job, all!! I look forward to getting through the rest of the series with equal success.


Male Goblin Stabby Rogue 3| HP 26/26 (0 NLD) | AC 20 | T 16 | FF 15 | CMD 15 | Fort +3 | Ref +7 | Will +2 | Init +8 | Perc +7

Chuffy grins and plans a fantastic surprise for the tribe... maybe they would love a massive fire? All goblins love fire...


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Take your time, I know that the holidays are still running.. so whenever you are ready, post here and once everyone has posted we will get rolling!

You are goblins of the Licktoad tribe, who live deep in Brinestump Marsh, south of the hated man-town called Sandpoint. Once, other goblins tried to burn Sandpoint down, and they would have been legends if they had succeeded. But they didn’t bring enough fire, and got themselves killed as a result. Yesterday, your tribe discovered that one of your own had been using forbidden arts and was engaged in one of the greatest of taboos—writing things down. In fact, rumor holds that what he was writing was a history of your tribe! There’s no swifter way to bring about bad luck than stealing words out of your mind by writing them down, and so your tribe had no choice. You branded the goblin’s face with letters to punish him, which is why everyone calls him Scribbleface now, and then you ran him out of town, took all of his stuff, and burned down his hut.That’s where things got interesting, because before you all burned down his hut, Chief Gutwad found a weird box within the building. Inside was a map and a lot of fireworks—fireworks that immediately came to use in burning the hut down. Then, this morning, Gutwad announced that tonight there would be a feast in order to drive out any lingering bad luck from Scribbleface’s poor decisions. But perhaps even more exciting, all of you have been secretly invited to meet at Chief Gutwad’s Moot House. Why would the chief want to speak to you? It can only mean that he’s got an important mission for you all... one that the other goblins of the tribe couldn’t pull off. This could be your chance to go down in Licktoad history!

Maps link is active, picture of Gutwad is on the main page


Goblin Alchemist 3 | HP: 23/23 | AC:20 T:17 FF:15 | CMB:0 CMD:15 | Saves F:6 R:7(9 vs falls) W:0 | Init:+4 | Stealth+15 | Per+5 | Spd: 30 | Bomb:3/5 | Conditions:Bouncy(first d6 fall dmg is nonlethal)| Active Effects:

Putting the last touches on the mixture of one of his fantastically explosive gourds, Mogmurch grins when he gets the secret invite.

Of course chief wants to speak with me. I be big smart. I even know human speak now. Chief be big smart too for picking me for secret mission.

Quickly gathering his supplies, both explosive and not, Mogmurch heads to the Chief's Moot House, doing his best to keep to the shadows and hideaways of the camp, so as not to be noticed.

stealth: 1d20 + 12 ⇒ (19) + 12 = 31


”Reta Bigbad” Female NE goblin fighter 3 | HP 30/30 | AC 20 T 14 FF 17 | CMB +3, CMD 16 | F +5, R +4, W +5 (+1 vs. fear) | Init +3 | Perc +10, darkvision 60ft | Speed 30ft | Active conditions: None

Rita is excited to get the invitation. She makes sure she's got all her stuff especially her veil and corset. Got to look pretty for the meeting.

She walks right up to the doorway. I was invited.


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Its been almost a week. I will message the other two and make sure they are on board and ready.


Goblin Cleric L3 | HP: 23/23 | AC:17 T:13 FF:15 | CMB:1 CMD:13 | Saves F:5 R:6 W:6 | Init:+6 | Per:+2 | Spd: 30 | Firebolt: 5/5 | Channel Energy: 4/4 | Conditions:

With "Dogfinder" riding comfortably on his head, Poog strides confidently to the chieftain's door, knowing that wherever he goes, big brother Zarongel walks by his side. If no like, they burn!

"Rita! Here Dogfinder. He help find dogs!"


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I haven’t heard from Chuffy, but we can go ahead and get some of this out of the way and hope he shows up before too long..

As the time approaches for your interview with His Mighty Girthness Chief Rendwattle Gutwad, you all converge upon the chief’s Moot House in the center of the village. You know from the few brief glimpses within that it is a veritable museum of Licktoad heroics- crammed full of trophies such as stolen weapons, shiny bits of treasure, and the brine pickled bodies of dozens of brutally slaughtered small furry animals. The fact that most of these animals are dogs or puppies only brings a glow to your evil little hearts!

This meeting is a very rare honor for any goblin of the Licktoad tribe.. but even though the Chief summoned you here, you know that you are not actually going to speak to the almighty Goblin of Goblins.. it has been custom for many years now for Chief Gutwad to speak through his advisor, an overdressed pompous goblin named Slorb. This is because the Chief Gutwad as convinced his goblins that the words that come out of his mouth are so mighty that they might frighten away all the words in the heads you lesser goblins. Only his duly appointed advisor can handle the might of the chief’s words without fainting from fear.

Just as you start getting restless and bored, as goblins are wont to do if left to their own devices for too long, a piercingly high pitched, nasal voice summons you from inside the Moot House. ”Get in here!” it cries. ”Chief ready to see you, and you no make him wait!” It seems that Slorb is in rare form tonight!

As you file into the Moot House, Chief Gutwad sits precariously atop the Teeter Chair. This goblin masterpiece of ingenuity and majesty (which is goblin for barely held together with spit and string) sits a majestic 6 feet in the air, allowing the corpulent king to more properly look down upon his subjects. To your surprise, Slorb gestures for you to sit in the dirt at the Chief’s feet.. a very rare honor!! Even more surprising is when Chief Gutwad motions Slorb back and then leans forward to address you himself! The Honor! The Horror!!
“You all be heroes. Each of you. You are best Licktoads but for me. And maybe but for Slorb. That you aren’t fleeing in terror from mighty sound of my voice is all the proof you should need. Yet soon, all Licktoad goblins will know your might, for I have picked you for a dangerous mission.”
Chief Gutwad leans back in his chair, causing it to teeter back and forth a bit under his immense weight. He reaches for a tankard near his hand, clearly unaccustomed to such long speech.
“You know about fireworks and map we found in Scribbleface’s hut. Fireworks were fun. But map is more fun. It shows a route to a place near the coast where Scribbleface found fireworks. And it says there are more fireworks there!” Here, he points a finger at you, jabbing it repeatedly for emphasis for his next words.
”I want them for Licktoads. You all go get them tomorrow. Tonight we have big bonfire to burn bad luck away from you, and we play many games. Much fun. Tomorrow you fetch me fireworks. If you meet men, you make them dead. If you meet dogs, you make them dead. If you meet horses, you make them dead. If you meet Lotslegs Eat Goblin Babies Many, you maybe should run. And if you not find fireworks, you not come back or we feed you to Squealy Nord!”


Male Goblin Stabby Rogue 3| HP 26/26 (0 NLD) | AC 20 | T 16 | FF 15 | CMD 15 | Fort +3 | Ref +7 | Will +2 | Init +8 | Perc +7

Sorry guys, was my wife and I's 10-year anniversary this past weekend. I was pretty busy with things.

Chuffy watches in awe and even flinches when Chief Gutwad suddenly speaks, but when his ears don't suddenly spurt blood everywhere he sits up proudly. 'Best Licktoads indeed.' He puffs up his chest. "We gets fireworks for you big bad Chief! We already kills many hoomans and nasty dogsies. Chuffy stick everyone, then burn bodies."


”Reta Bigbad” Female NE goblin fighter 3 | HP 30/30 | AC 20 T 14 FF 17 | CMB +3, CMD 16 | F +5, R +4, W +5 (+1 vs. fear) | Init +3 | Perc +10, darkvision 60ft | Speed 30ft | Active conditions: None

Rita shivers at the Chief's voice, but doesn't feel the need to run or faint in his presence. Huh. Maybe we are bravest best Licktoads there are.[/b]

She sits up straighter, and says, "We get fireworks. We kill many dogs. We stay away from Lotslegs Eat Goblin Babies Many." [i]Unless we can kill and then we be bestest Licktoads ever.


Goblin Cleric L3 | HP: 23/23 | AC:17 T:13 FF:15 | CMB:1 CMD:13 | Saves F:5 R:6 W:6 | Init:+6 | Per:+2 | Spd: 30 | Firebolt: 5/5 | Channel Energy: 4/4 | Conditions:

Poog visibly shivers as the Chief starts speaking but that eventually gives way to shudders of excitement as he describes the missions.

"Moar fireworks? Yippee! More for Zarongel!"


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"Good! Good! Go now, make Chief proud. Mebe you sit on floor in front of Me again in reward!!" Chief Gutwad says before waving his hand at you dismissively.

Once dismissed, you are quickly scooted out of the Moot Hall and back into the village center, where you now see most of the village chipping in on what looks to be one hell of a party. Goblins toil all afternoon to build the bonfire out of branches, sticks, and unburnt timbers taken from the ruins of Scribbleface’s hut. There's going to be FIRE!!! A goblin gathering just isn't complete without at least some fire, and this one looks like its going to be a real doozy!

As night falls, a group of four struggling goblins carry the Teeter Chair (with Chief Gutwad sitting atop it) out to the bonfire. He gives a mighty good speech about ridding the village of the forbidden thought stealing words before he pulls out a long paper tube with colorful twists and glittery stripes. One of his attendants holds up a torch, and a giggling Chief Gutwad holds the end of the tube into the flame. With a sizzling spark and flash, the end of the tube catches light and the Chief quickly points the firework at the bonfire. With an explosive blast, a ball hurls out the end of the paper tube to land right in the middle of the oil soaked wood, kicking off the nights festivities literally with a bang!

Snails, fish, snakes, and all manner of really good things to eat are to be found everywhere, and the goblins swarm over the food. Shortly after, Chief Gutwad calls for a barrel of his "Personal Cider" to be rolled out, which sends the goblins into another level of frenzy!

Make nice with the village folks!


Goblin Cleric L3 | HP: 23/23 | AC:17 T:13 FF:15 | CMB:1 CMD:13 | Saves F:5 R:6 W:6 | Init:+6 | Per:+2 | Spd: 30 | Firebolt: 5/5 | Channel Energy: 4/4 | Conditions:

Poog makes a beeline (goblinline?) straight for the "cider". Me thirsty.

He fills up a flagon and gulps it down mouthful after mouthful, and occasionally holding feeding some to Dogfinder. The cider is bitter, exactly how he likes it! He likes it so much that no matter how much he drinks, he does not quite seem to quench his thirst despite visiting the latrine (i.e. anywhere) a couple of times. Soon he is chiding Dogfinder for drinking too much and hopping irregularly. With a stupid grin on his face.


”Reta Bigbad” Female NE goblin fighter 3 | HP 30/30 | AC 20 T 14 FF 17 | CMB +3, CMD 16 | F +5, R +4, W +5 (+1 vs. fear) | Init +3 | Perc +10, darkvision 60ft | Speed 30ft | Active conditions: None

Rita claps her hands and dances with joy when the fire goes whoosh. "Good fire. GOOD PARTY! She makes her way to the food grabbing up some fish and snakes. She hands a snail or two over to a handsome goblin she saw, only to snatch it away laughing. It's goblin flirting after all.

She grabs some Personal Cider, but doesn't drink nearly as much as Poog does. Watching Poog fall over a couple of times just makes her laugh really hard.


Goblin Cleric L3 | HP: 23/23 | AC:17 T:13 FF:15 | CMB:1 CMD:13 | Saves F:5 R:6 W:6 | Init:+6 | Per:+2 | Spd: 30 | Firebolt: 5/5 | Channel Energy: 4/4 | Conditions:

Poog reaches for the snail that Rita offered, only for it to be snatched away. His head is floating too much for him to get upset, however.

Heh heh...


Male Goblin Stabby Rogue 3| HP 26/26 (0 NLD) | AC 20 | T 16 | FF 15 | CMD 15 | Fort +3 | Ref +7 | Will +2 | Init +8 | Perc +7

Chuffy immediately begins to gorge himself upon the delicious snakes, enjoying how the wriggle in his hands and mouth before he munches them down. He then partakes himself in some of Chief's Special Cider, but not quite as much as the others. He bides his time and once the others start to get quite tripsy, he grins the most evil of grins. He then spends time sneaking up behind other goblins and jabbing them with a pointy stick in their ribs and cackling like a maniac at their surprise!

He then notices the flirtations between Poog and Rita. 'Oh yes, King Bubble, this one will be good...' He creeps over behind the drunken Poog and tries to lift Poog's wooden flute...

Stealth: 1d20 + 16 ⇒ (9) + 16 = 25
Sleight of Hand: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (17) + 8 = 25


”Reta Bigbad” Female NE goblin fighter 3 | HP 30/30 | AC 20 T 14 FF 17 | CMB +3, CMD 16 | F +5, R +4, W +5 (+1 vs. fear) | Init +3 | Perc +10, darkvision 60ft | Speed 30ft | Active conditions: None

Rita crunches the snail in Poog's face, and walks away to the pile of snakes.


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Sorry guys, it has been one hell of a week.

Poog, Rita, Chuffy: Please make DC 8 Fort save or become Sickened for 24 Hrs!!

I forgot to add these in! Other than the Map, all spoilers are DC 10 K. Local or Gather Information (An hour of talking to villagers during the party)

Scribbleface's Map- All:
The map is relatively simple, showing little more than the Licktoad village, the old shipwreck on the coast that supposedly contains the fireworks, and the creek that runs between the two locations.

Brinestump Marsh:
The marsh is a place of great bounty, with lots of places to hide and lots of delicious things to eat. Some of those things are kind of poisonous, though, so take care. One of the best things about the marsh is that the humans don’t normally come into it. They’re afraid of the monsters. Which are a concern, but if you know about them before they find out about you, running is always an option. Among the dangers that you can expect to face in the portion of Brinestump Marsh that you’ll be heading through are wild dogs, giant bugs, giant snakes, and giant frogs. Oh, and Lotslegs Eat Goblin Babies Many. And maybe Vorka.

Lotslegs Eat Goblin Babies Many:
There are plenty of giant bugs in the swamp, but of late, the giant spider known as Lotslegs Eat Goblin Babies Many (known more often simply as “Lotslegs,”) is the most notorious. The giant spider lives somewhere in the marsh between the Licktoad village and the coast, and the route that Scribbleface’s map shows leads right through the giant spider’s territory.

Vorka:
One of the greatest terrors of the swamp, at least to the Licktoads, is old Vorka, a ravenous cannibal goblin who, legend tells, was once the wife of a Licktoad chieftain. She murdered and ate that chieftain, as well as several other goblins, before she was driven out of town many years ago. Since then, the story says that she’s lived alone somewhere along the coast to the west of Licktoad village, and while she’s never returned, most goblins who go missing in that part of the swamp are assumed to have been eaten by the cannibal.

The goblin heroes spread out into the party, having a grand ol time, while Mogmuch sits at the edge of the forest for a little while.

As the party gets going and the delicious food, flirting, and fun go, Goblins get THIRSTY!! Unfortunately, Chiefs Special Cider packs a heck of a punch that wallops Poog right on the kisser! Despite his many trips to the latrine to empty out the over consumption, the double vision just will not go away!!

It is not long before knowledge of your quest filters out to the rest of the town, and some goblins are not too happy that you get such special treatment! After all, you were only little whelps not very long ago! What makes you so special?! All it takes is a few drinks of the Chiefs very potent brew, and you start having older bigger goblins challenging you. The first goblin comes stumbling up to you with a group of his friends at his back.
"Hey! Yous no look so brave! I bet none of you can ride.." he pauses for drunken anticipation to take hold.. "SQUEELY NORD!!!"

Squeely Nord is the pig that you rescued from the wedding, and boy has he grown!! He is now a fearsome boar who lives in a muddy pit in the middle of the village, right next to the goblin baby cages. His pit is circular, nearly 20 feet in diameter, and nearly 10 feet deep. Unfortunately, Squeely has gotten a bit of a reputation for his habit of eating goblin corpses. This has frightened the superstitious goblins enough that they haven't roasted him.. yet.

"So whats it going to be?? You scared of Big Piggy?? Show us how big and strong you are!!"

You do not have to participate in the dares, and there is only one reward no matter how many of you succeed.

Dancing with Squeely Nord:
This dare requires a goblin to spend 18 seconds (3 rounds) riding on the piglet's back. Squealy Nord is tethered for this dare, then released into the pit from a narrow corral with the mounted goblin clinging onto his back and generally screaming a lot. A DC 15 Ride check is required each round to stay on Nord’s back as he races about. With a failed check, the goblin is thrown and takes 1d3 points of damage if he fails a DC 10 Reflex save. Post your first ride check and if it exceeds the DC, continue until you have 3 successful checks or you fall off and roll your reflex and damage.


”Reta Bigbad” Female NE goblin fighter 3 | HP 30/30 | AC 20 T 14 FF 17 | CMB +3, CMD 16 | F +5, R +4, W +5 (+1 vs. fear) | Init +3 | Perc +10, darkvision 60ft | Speed 30ft | Active conditions: None

Fort: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (8) + 8 = 16

Rita doesn't know anything about the area around the camp, and she isn't about to talk to anyone to admit it. Me just follow and stab. Who needs to see maps.

"I can ride him! I've known him since he little pig. She climbs on, and takes her seat. "Go Squeely Go." She cries as the boar races around. She sticks to him like a burr. She jumps off triumphantly. "Me did it. Told you I would."

Ride: 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (13) + 11 = 24
Ride: 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (7) + 11 = 18
Ride: 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (18) + 11 = 29


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The rest of the goblins look on in awe as Bigbad Rita manages the astounding feat! Many shineys and sharpies exchange hands as bets are resolved, and even Chief Gutwad steps forward, silently applauding the Hero's magnificent ride! He reaches for his belt and hands Rita a gourd. As she looks at it, she sees a picture of a fire breathing goblin colored on the side!
Dragon Brew Gourd- functions like Elixir of Fire Breath

Soon enough, another challenger steps up to the heroes. "That proves you can hang on to a pig.." this monstrous brute starts. "But can yous hang on to your bellies?? Is you strong enough to eat a bag full of slugs Really Really quick??" He glares at each of you, wanting you to back down, but the catcalls of the crowd get louder and more perverse for every second it takes for a hero to step forward!

As he waits, a large wicker basket is brought forth and set before you. Opening the basket reveals a sack full of 5 very slimy and wriggly slugs each the size of sausages. Even among the goblins, Bull Slugs are considered particularly foul tasting and because of the large amounts of slime they exude, difficult to chew.

Eat a bag of Bull Slugs Quick!:
The PC has 1 minute to eat an entire bag of bull slugs to win this dare. Eating the slugs is not a problem, even though they wriggle, taste of rotten fish, and burst with a little squeal when chewed. Eating a full bag in a minute is the hard part. There are five slugs in the bag, and successfully eating one requires a DC 15 Fortitude save (this drops to a DC 10 Fortitude save if the goblin doesn’t bother to spit out the slug’s mildly poisonous slime bladder—but neglecting to take care not to eat the slime bladder could have repercussions). Eating a slug is a full-round action (because of the squirming), and a goblin who fails a save can attempt to swallow the same slug on the following round. If you choose this dare, go ahead and roll up to 10 fortitude saves, and RP the hell out of it!!!


Goblin Cleric L3 | HP: 23/23 | AC:17 T:13 FF:15 | CMB:1 CMD:13 | Saves F:5 R:6 W:6 | Init:+6 | Per:+2 | Spd: 30 | Firebolt: 5/5 | Channel Energy: 4/4 | Conditions:

fort: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (5) + 3 = 8
Despite the copious amounts he downs into his gullet, and the many trips to the poo-poo place, Poog somehow manages to keep well to his feet. Both of them even.

gather info, Brinestump Marsh: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (11) + 1 = 12
gather info, Lotslegs Eat Goblin Babies Many: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (17) + 1 = 18
gather info, Vorka: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (7) + 1 = 8

With a warm feeling in his tummy, Poog finds everyone around him especially friendly. Fellow goblins clap him on his back, thumps him on his head, and trips him onto the floor. He never seem to have gotten so much attention before! Chief cider good! And along the way, he found out quite a bit about the marsh they will be travelling through. He shudders somewhat when Yikki told him about Lotslegs, but the magical cider soon makes him forget. As least for now.
Go ahead and open first 2 spoilers.

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Poog sulks when Rita hops onto the pig. After all, he did ride the goat for quite some time back when the pig was liberated. And he so wanted to impress Zarongel, his big brother in the sky. But when the slugs are brought out, he balks despite wanting to make a name for himself. He grimaces despite himself. Bull slug!

Wondering if those with higher fort want to try first? :)


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As the goblins look to each other and shuffle their feet in the dust, the catcalls and booing from the crowd grows to a crescendo of insults! Finally, the challenging goblin laughs at you and takes the bag away. "Yous no real heroes!! he calls out over his shoulder.

After a while, another challenger steps up to you. "You too chicken for last challenge.. you gonna be too chicken for this dare too??" he cries out gleefully. "If you be real Licktoad Heroes, then you know how to hide from Lotslegs and Vorka! I bet you just get eaten instead! Go hide, and we will try and find you! If we find you, you get good smacking. If not, maybe you get prize?"

If you accept this dare, you will rush off into the marsh to hide. You will take no weapons, and will make a Stealth check for a good hiding spot. Once you are set, the rest of the goblins come looking for you!


”Reta Bigbad” Female NE goblin fighter 3 | HP 30/30 | AC 20 T 14 FF 17 | CMB +3, CMD 16 | F +5, R +4, W +5 (+1 vs. fear) | Init +3 | Perc +10, darkvision 60ft | Speed 30ft | Active conditions: None

Rita shakes her head. "I've proved I'm big goblin already. Me not eat anything or run away into the swamp. Mebee you get smacks instead." Rita shakes her fist at the jeering goblins.


Goblin Cleric L3 | HP: 23/23 | AC:17 T:13 FF:15 | CMB:1 CMD:13 | Saves F:5 R:6 W:6 | Init:+6 | Per:+2 | Spd: 30 | Firebolt: 5/5 | Channel Energy: 4/4 | Conditions:

Poog sees the chance to impress Rita. "Me cunning! Me go!" He slyly thinks to himself, And me no need weapons... Heh Heh...

Poog races into the swamp, enjoying every bit of the slimy stinky place. He finds a nice mud patch and squirms himself below, leaving just his nostrils above to breathe.

stealth: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (16) + 8 = 24


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Poog steps up to the plate this time, and dashes into the woods, with dreams of impressing Rita and the other goblins.. but mostly Rita! He hides real good, taking the time to clear out a little nest and covering himself in swamp muck, then finds a reed to breathe through as he sinks under the surface.

Searhc Party: 1d10 ⇒ 10

10 of the village goblins run off into the swamp looking for Poog, beating the bushes with their clubs and lifting up branches in a fruitless search.. but no one is able to find Poog! Eventually they all tramp back, muttering and grumbling. He MUST have cheated somehow!! Where is he!?
There is literally no way they can beat that stealth!

Suddenly, Poog reappears in their midst, scaring the absolute bejeezus out of half of the villagers! "Ok, OK.." the challenger says. "Yous won fair and square! Yous a hero hider!!"

Meanwhile, Chief Gutwad steps forward, (careful not to get too close to the muddy and dirty Poog) and hands over a ring. Slorb steps forward and speaks for the Chief. "This be Chief Gutwads own Ring of Climb REAL Good. You use for your trip, but you hafta bring back when done!!"

A last challenger steps forward, squealing with glee! "If'n yous real heroes, you go through the Rusty Earbiter!! You makes it through that with all of yous ears, THEN you be hero!!" At this exclamation, the watching goblins cheer and shout while some run to the back of the Moot House and pull out a truly horrific contraption. A hollow coil of rusty wires, barrel hoops, bent swords, and thorny branches and vines is spread out in the middle of the square. Looking closely, you can see several partially severed goblin ears dangling from within the web of sharp rusty metal. Many of the goblins come away bloodied and marked by the Earbiter, but other than slashed fingers and stabbed legs, everyone is ok.

The Rusty Earbiter has long been an object of fascination and fear for the Licktoads. The half insane tinkerer who invented the thing has long since died (carried off one night by a giant bird of some sort after his first and only test of a prototype bird attracting hat), but his legacy lives on in this 20 foot monstrosity! Every so often, goblins challenge each other to get through the coil, and there are many ways and means of doing so. Most goblins find a way to cover themselves with some sort of slippery substance to aid in their squeezing and squirming.

An expectant hush settles over the crowd as they wait to see who will step up to take this next challenge!

If you accept this challenge, you must climb into one end of the Rusty Earbiter and then wriggle through it to come out the other side. Climbing through the contraption requires a series of three DC 15 Escape Artist Checks. Each check takes 1 full round to attempt, and each one must be repeated until a successful check is made before moving on to the next one or escaping.

If you fail more than three checks, the goblins get bored, throw a few rocks, and wander off. Each failed attempt causes 1d4-2 points of dmg, and a result of les than 1 point indicate no damage taken.


Male Goblin Stabby Rogue 3| HP 26/26 (0 NLD) | AC 20 | T 16 | FF 15 | CMD 15 | Fort +3 | Ref +7 | Will +2 | Init +8 | Perc +7

Escape Artist: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (9) + 8 = 17
Escape Artist: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (19) + 8 = 27
Escape Artist: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (17) + 8 = 25

Chuffy turns his face from the yucky bull slugs and turns his attention to Earbiter. This was exactly the sort of game he was good at! "Me bestest goblin at sneaking and quick on feet. You all see!"

Chuffy slowly takes his time at first, barely making it through without losing an ear, but then as he moves through he realizes it is a boring task and jumps, leaps, and rolls through without the tiniest of scratches. He turns with a grin and scratches his boils. "Who next? Show Chuffy who real goblinses is!"


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Chuffy does the absolutely unthinkable, proving that he is one of the heroiest heroes around! Its tough going at first, but once he figures out the mechanics, he turns it into a game that the most nimble of goblins can only envy!! Popping out the other side, he takes a stance and bathes in the accolades from the rest of the village. (The only type of bathing allowed by Chuffy!!)

Chief Gutwad comes out of the crowd, clapping his hands in appreciation. Once more, Slorb steps in acting as the chief's voice. His nasally whine pierces the air as he says "Chief say you do very well! Chief say you now get THIS!" while brandishing a rather well worn and threadbare robe. "This is Chief's Personal Very Useful Robe That Is Useful!!" The rest of the goblins ooh and aah as it is given to the group.

Some clarification on the last prize and this one:
Ring That Lets You Climb Real Good: This is a Ring of Climbing
Chief’s Personal Very Useful Robe That Is Useful: This is a robe of useful items that has only four patches left— a ladder, a three-legged turtle, a horseshoe, and a bullhorn.

That's it for the night. If you like RP the rest of the party, and meet up the next morning when you are summoned to the Moot House once more by Chief Gutwad and Slorb. Once everyone has posted that they are ready, I will push us onward.


”Reta Bigbad” Female NE goblin fighter 3 | HP 30/30 | AC 20 T 14 FF 17 | CMB +3, CMD 16 | F +5, R +4, W +5 (+1 vs. fear) | Init +3 | Perc +10, darkvision 60ft | Speed 30ft | Active conditions: None

Rita takes her gourd and giggles. She grabs a few tasty snails and drinks some more of the yummy drink the Chief let everyone have. "Dis be fun day. I can't wait to show how good Licktoad I am."

She gives Poog a playful shove, and throws a ball of dirt at him in congratulations for being so good a hiding.

I'm ready to move on when everyone else is.


Goblin Cleric L3 | HP: 23/23 | AC:17 T:13 FF:15 | CMB:1 CMD:13 | Saves F:5 R:6 W:6 | Init:+6 | Per:+2 | Spd: 30 | Firebolt: 5/5 | Channel Energy: 4/4 | Conditions:

Poog goes over and pokes at Chuffy. "Hmm, you no got bones? You like worm?"

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"My precious!"

Poog goes to sleep contently that night, clutching the ring in one hand and a wad of dirt in the other.

Me... I mean, I'm ready. :)


Goblin Alchemist 3 | HP: 23/23 | AC:20 T:17 FF:15 | CMB:0 CMD:15 | Saves F:6 R:7(9 vs falls) W:0 | Init:+4 | Stealth+15 | Per+5 | Spd: 30 | Bomb:3/5 | Conditions:Bouncy(first d6 fall dmg is nonlethal)| Active Effects:

Mogmurch finally comes out from his hiding spot, obviously very pleased with himself.

"You all so silly! Mogmurch so quiet and good at hiding you forgot to even think about him!"

Glad to be back in the game! I had no idea there were posts going on until the GM messaged me this weekend. I haven't been getting any updates for this game(and just this one)since my last post many weeks ago, so I will hope that is fixed now. Looks like you all did well without me.


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Very glad to have you back, Mogmurch!!!

Going to go ahead and move forward. Chuffy, you can retcon if you wish.

The next morning, all four goblins meet back at the Moot House to see the Chief one last time. As you are ushered into the Throne room Chief Gutwad is already in place in the very high chair. "You not too sick from party to go hunting.. and if you are too bad.. you go hunting for my.. er.. OUR fireworks!" he says. "Slorb get you some toys for the trip. Use wisely. And don't come back without the Big Booms!!!" He rubs his hands together greedily as he says this, then dismisses you with a wave of his pudgy hand.

Slorb meets you in the antechamber with a large chest. Looking decidedly unhappy to just be handing this out, he lifts the lid to reveal a horde of 'splodies!! Several fireworks of various types lie in the chest. "You take these with you.. if you not use all, bring back. Don't burn yous or burn each others!" the goblin tells you.

Going to pause here for a moment. The following rules apply to all of the fireworks within this scenario. Remember that drawing a stowed item is a move action, and lighting something on fire is a standard action.

'Splody Rules!!!:
The chest contains: two Desnan candles, four paper candles, and a skyrocket. You may share these out any way you so desire.
Desnan Candle: When lit, this foot-long wooden tube launches a flaming pyrotechnic “candle” every round for 4 rounds. Each projectile deals 1 point of nonlethal damage and 1 point of fire damage if it hits; on a critical hit, the target is also blinded for 1 round. The projectiles shed light as candles for 1 round and have a range increment of 5 feet. Attacking with a Desnan candle is a ranged touch attack and always has a –4 nonproficiency penalty.

Paper Candle: This finger-sized explosive detonates noisily 1 round after lighting. Anyone in the same square as a paper candle when it explodes must make a DC 15 Fortitude save or be dazzled for 1d4 rounds.

Skyrocket: When lit, this foot-long wooden tube begins to shake and emit a handful of white sparks, shedding light as a torch. One round later it takes flight, moving in a straight line with a fly speed of 90 for 1d6 rounds before loudly exploding in an burst of light and sound, dealing 2d6 points of fire damage in a 10-foot burst (DC 15 Reflex save for half ). If a skyrocket impacts a solid surface or a creature before reaching its maximum range, it detonates prematurely at the point of impact. Anyone who takes damage from the explosion is either blinded or deafened (a 50% chance of either) for 1 round.


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”Reta Bigbad” Female NE goblin fighter 3 | HP 30/30 | AC 20 T 14 FF 17 | CMB +3, CMD 16 | F +5, R +4, W +5 (+1 vs. fear) | Init +3 | Perc +10, darkvision 60ft | Speed 30ft | Active conditions: None

Oh my all I hear in my head are Koblod's saying "You NO take candle."

Rita examines the spoldies. "Me take one of these and leave the others goblins who aren't brave enough to get close." She takes a Paper Candle.


Goblin Alchemist 3 | HP: 23/23 | AC:20 T:17 FF:15 | CMB:0 CMD:15 | Saves F:6 R:7(9 vs falls) W:0 | Init:+4 | Stealth+15 | Per+5 | Spd: 30 | Bomb:3/5 | Conditions:Bouncy(first d6 fall dmg is nonlethal)| Active Effects:

His jaw dropping slack and open, Mog begins to salivate at the sight of the veritable cornucopia of fiery delights!

"I WANT IT ALL!" he suddenly blurts!

Then, gathering himself a bit, he closes his mouth and cricks his neck before he again starts to speak, this time with a more calm demeanor, "err... me take some 'splodies, but not all 'splodies. We team. We hunt together. We...share."

Despite his pronounced policy of sharing, he quickly takes the skyrocket before anyone else grabs it. It is absurdly large, especially compared to his very slight frame. Somehow he manages to strap it to his back before he turns back to the chest to take a paper candle and a Desnan candle which he stuffs into his pack and belt.

"We should go now. We have 'splodies to find!"


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LMAO, Rita!

Now!! Absolutely NO lighting of the fireworks strapped to Mogmurch's back.. NO! Not even a little bit!!

The team shares out the fireworks with the Chief's blessings, then head out into the forest. Following the map, you take a trail that winds its way through the swamp and alongside a bit of a stream. You don't thing the journey isn't too far.. but the squiggles on the "Map" could mean anything, really.

GM:
1d20 + 11 ⇒ (12) + 11 = 23
Rita: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (11) + 9 = 20
Chuffy: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (19) + 5 = 24
Poog: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (1) + 2 = 3
Mogmurch: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (12) + 3 = 15

Initiative:
Chuffy: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (16) + 4 = 20
Poog: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (17) + 6 = 23
Mogmurch: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (18) + 4 = 22
Rita: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (19) + 3 = 22
Lotslegs Eat Goblin Babies Many: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (7) + 3 = 10

As you follow the stream along, Rita is the only one paying a lick of attention to her surroundings. Suddenly, she stops, peering up into the trees overshadowing the trail. After a good second look, she realized that Lotslegs is about to pounce for her next meal!!!!

"Bold May Post"
Surprise Round
Rita
Lotslegs

Main Initiative
Poog
Mogmurch
Rita
Chuffy
Lotslegs Eat Goblin Babies Many


Goblin Cleric L3 | HP: 23/23 | AC:17 T:13 FF:15 | CMB:1 CMD:13 | Saves F:5 R:6 W:6 | Init:+6 | Per:+2 | Spd: 30 | Firebolt: 5/5 | Channel Energy: 4/4 | Conditions:

Ok, work is returning to some level of normalcy...

Backposting

"Fire! Fire!" Poog moves too slowly though, and Mormurch gets his dirty hands on the skyrocket first. Sulking somewhat, he picks up the remaining Desnan Candle, and mutters under his breath, "Fire..."


Male Goblin Stabby Rogue 3| HP 26/26 (0 NLD) | AC 20 | T 16 | FF 15 | CMD 15 | Fort +3 | Ref +7 | Will +2 | Init +8 | Perc +7

Sorry on my delay, came down with bronchitis unexpectedly on Tuesday evening and had to leave work early. Spent the past two days off taking care of myself and my cabin-fever toddler... which was fun.

Chuffy glares when all he's left with are a few paper candles. "Me takes these! He snatches up the three remaining paper candles before anyone else can claim them. He then sticks out his yellow tongue at the others.


”Reta Bigbad” Female NE goblin fighter 3 | HP 30/30 | AC 20 T 14 FF 17 | CMB +3, CMD 16 | F +5, R +4, W +5 (+1 vs. fear) | Init +3 | Perc +10, darkvision 60ft | Speed 30ft | Active conditions: None

Rit yells. "Lotsleggs. Be careful! She pulls out her bow while backing away from the creature.


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Chuffy: I really hope you feel better soon!!!

All: I forgot to make a map for this encounter.. it should have been up Yesterday when I posted. I am sorry, and one will be up ASAP!!!

The rest of the fireworks are shared out, then the journey gets under way.

Rita spots the spider and backs away from the thing, calling out a warning as she draws her bow.

Who gonna get it?: 1d4 ⇒ 2
Web: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (4) + 5 = 9
The spider throws a ball of webbing down out of the tree at Mogmurch, but Ritas warning comes just in time and the web goes sailing wide!

Bold May Post
Poog
Mogmurch
Rita
Chuffy

Lotslegs Eat Goblin Babies Many


”Reta Bigbad” Female NE goblin fighter 3 | HP 30/30 | AC 20 T 14 FF 17 | CMB +3, CMD 16 | F +5, R +4, W +5 (+1 vs. fear) | Init +3 | Perc +10, darkvision 60ft | Speed 30ft | Active conditions: None

Rita fires her bow at it. "Burn it!!

Shortbow: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (15) + 5 = 20
Damage: 1d4 ⇒ 2


Male Goblin Stabby Rogue 3| HP 26/26 (0 NLD) | AC 20 | T 16 | FF 15 | CMD 15 | Fort +3 | Ref +7 | Will +2 | Init +8 | Perc +7

Chuffy shouts in surprise as the webs suddenly seem to come from nowhere! "Lotslegs! Me eats your eyes and feed legs to Stankrush!" He moves to a better spot and flings a dart at Lotslegs!

Attack: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (18) + 5 = 23
Damage: 1d3 - 1 ⇒ (3) - 1 = 2


Goblin Alchemist 3 | HP: 23/23 | AC:20 T:17 FF:15 | CMB:0 CMD:15 | Saves F:6 R:7(9 vs falls) W:0 | Init:+4 | Stealth+15 | Per+5 | Spd: 30 | Bomb:3/5 | Conditions:Bouncy(first d6 fall dmg is nonlethal)| Active Effects:

"burn it...burn it...SHE SAID BURN IT!!" The littlest goblin shouts with glee!

Rita's my favorite.

Mogmurch spies the creature through the hole in his eyepatch and howls like a loon before excitedly throwing an explosive vial at the many legged thing...

bomb toss: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (2) + 6 = 8
fire damage: 1d6 + 2 ⇒ (4) + 2 = 6 splash damage is 3 or DC12 Ref save for half(1)

... but in his excitement his throw is off, hitting a different target altogether.

He then dives, hops and rolls, looking quite comical with the huge rocket strapped to his back, to a good spot for his next attack.

direction on miss: 1d8 ⇒ 5
1=falls short(straight line towards Mog), 2-8=Count around the target creature or grid intersection in a clockwise direction. Distance = 1 square per range increment thrown. This sounds like 1 range increment(20 feet)so it lands just 1 square past/behind the target.


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Rita lifts her bow and launches an arrow at the spider dangling in the trees above, scoring a solid hit!

Chuffy follows the arrow with a dart that lands with a thick meaty Whack! in the spiders gut!

Mogmurch takes Rita seriously, and tosses a flask high into the air! It breaks against a branch behind the spider, and luckily for the goblins, the spider shields you from the falling explosion.. because after all, what goes up, must come down!
Reflex: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (5) + 4 = 9

Bold May Post
Poog

Mogmurch
Rita
Chuffy
Lotslegs Eat Goblin Babies Many- 7 dmg


Goblin Cleric L3 | HP: 23/23 | AC:17 T:13 FF:15 | CMB:1 CMD:13 | Saves F:5 R:6 W:6 | Init:+6 | Per:+2 | Spd: 30 | Firebolt: 5/5 | Channel Energy: 4/4 | Conditions:

Sorry, fell ill over the weekend.

Poog steps back to make himself a less desirable target, while pulling out his javelin. With as much strength as he can muster, he throws it at the spider.

javeline: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (6) + 2 = 8 dmg: 1d4 ⇒ 2

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