We be Goblins Forever, TPK ending (Inactive)

Game Master The Indescribable

Mmm, no, I hear the sexy. Tim Curry's voice is hawt. Although I think it can change based on the role - Tim Curry in Clue is much different than Tim Curry in Rocky Horror.

Mmm clue. Wonderful movie. He also played a magnificent Richileu

Really, I just basically love Tim Curry to bits in every single part I've ever seen him play. He always does so well.

That he does. It's still shocking to me when I run into him voicing some character from my past and realizing it's him. And he is definitely one of the most distinctive voices in hollywood. Though, nothing will ever be as dinstinctive as Gilbert Gotfried.

I'm certain I've probably heard Gilbert Gottfried before, if he's that distinctive, but I cannot for the life of me remember what roles he's done, haha.

Apparently, according to IMDB, the only thing I've heard him in is as Iago in Aladdin, because I'm TERRIBLE at movies and TV, haha.

He used to be a lot more prolific but he's still active. And once you know his voice you know it.

Gilbert Gottfried is probably most famously the Aflac duck, before he said some stuff and got fired. That's why the duck hasn't sound the same for a while now.

Oh sure, if You don't count, Iago, Dr. Peabody, or any of his dozens of other works.

I'm mostly just going on sheer volume of work. There were individual movies that he did a lot of, but seeing them is hit or miss. There were just so many Aflac commercials, it was likely people would've seen at least one.

I did recognize Iago, at least. :)

Honestly the most recent things I can name him as are Digit from Cyberchase and Krang Sub Prime

I loved Cyberchase when I was little. Totally didn't get that it was about math until years later.

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I tried doing both. That's what he said, the roll is just to show how persuasive he generally is. The RP is there, and the roll can be ignored if we want to. :)

I am currently looking up rules to decide if you can help him. I really can't see you doing anything of note without just straight out pumping his stomach though, but we'll see.

With study my ruling is that with a healers kit helping him would be pretty easy, but without it, is not possible for your character on that roll.

I've noticed that quite a few things don't get rules when they should, like swallow whole and size changes.

Giving him another saving throw to get over the sickened condition is the closest I can think of. It's pretty close to the use of Heal on poison anyways. There really aren't any rules to help with something called poison that is an ongoing effect you don't make multiple saves for.

Rules are difficult when a module calls it one thing and it acts like something else, so I understand that it's a tough call.

Eh, there something that can help him later on. Maybe. In the mean time that dogslicer alleviate some of his negs from sickened.

DAMMIT ZIKA! You guys are making me think on a module of stupidity, I love you guys! A club IS basically a stick you picked off the ground, there's a reason they're free. No penalty.

Just checking, wanted to be fair. But that's what I figured. :P

He is going to get so much more hurt than I was planning on.

Hey, I'm being nice...I put the sword away...I may even take the penalty to do nonlethal damage. :)

No no no, then it's not hide or get clubbed.

Just remember to get a stick that is size appropriate. You don't want to pick up a grig's greatclub thinking that it's a small club for instance.

Just have to say, I've been highly amused by everything that's happened so far. XD

I love that Zika is sabotaging Urk's chances for a prize by participating. Also, to me, nat 20 is automatic success. Just saying before I roll these goblins perception

Hmm, that awkward moment when...*rolls a natural 20 on Perception*

And what else would Zika do? She's a straight murderhobo, and she gets a chance to beat the crap out of someone. >:)

I was thinking the same thing. That's part of the reason I distracted Zashi with Rhuun. XD

Well I don't see a need for my interruption of your game.

Hmm... thought I had my spells prepared for the day on my profile. ah well, too late now.

Just couldn't sleep thinking about the big exciting feast, I guess. :P

Have fun trying to kill each other you two. mumbles under breath about stupid goblin mating rituals

WE. ARE. NOT. YOUR. OTP. :o

No, but this seems like it'd be the way goblins flirt, so I'm gonna continue mocking you relentlessly

Bwahaha!

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you know, without zika, you'd have got the prize first turn Urk, now, you two have turned it into a fight.

I am aware.... sigh...

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It's what she would have done. I stand by it. :P

Alright, it past my bed time... continue the shenanigens tomorroe?

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Sounds like a plan, man.

I am so glad I'm not at a table with you, these delays in figuring out how to handle your shenanigans would make me look bad.

I promise I'm not trying to engage in shenanigans. D:

I'm NOT complaining. Dealing with insane PCs like you is valuable GMing experience.

Except for Zika because they all fell face first in the bog water.

*snicker*

nat 1, what can I say. Did I remember to say nat 20s are auto success?

Anyway, I'm probably going to cut out for the night so Urk can get his initiative in before we go to fisticuffs.

Yes, you did say that.

Rhuun, you're under a table being tended by the lecherous priest.

Speaking of, Zashi make your damned heal check, Chomps brought you powdered something or other. secret die roll of doom: 1d20 ⇒ 4

The table should give me some sort of bonus to stealth then right? Just stack all the prizes on Rhuun's gut.

But, why are you hiding. You're in the village proper, they're in the marshy areas beyond.