We be Goblin(?) Kings, Kingmaker

Game Master Freddy Honeycutt

What happens when the heroes chartered to explore the Stolen lands make treaties with locals and end up dead with the charter passing into the hands of goblins???

The Old map of the greenbelt

Hex map for exploration


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Mite Cleric of The One Below 2; 25/25 hp

"A-haha! Quuroog think a cousin is having fun with us. Cousin! We looking for something - maybe we make a deal? You know lots about world in trees, yes?"


M somewhat akin to a kender Y / MA

Jhod curses and coughs.....

"Not funny, Quuroog? Are you casting spells?"


Ratfolk Human Warpriest 1 - Summoner 1

"Not it!"


Mite Cleric of The One Below 2; 25/25 hp

"Silly Jhod! Quuroog not cast sparky spell. Quuroog think cousin play trick. Fairy like tricksy spells, yes?"


M Goblin Unchained Rogue 1/Admixture Evoker 1 | HP: 18/18| AC: 18 (16 T, 13 FF) | CMB: -2, CMD: 13 | F: +1, R: +7, W: +0 | Init: +5 | Perc: +3

spellcraft: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (19) + 8 = 27

Pyrotechnics! Look out! It playing tricks!


M somewhat akin to a kender Y / MA

Jhod: "Aye so it..." cough, cough "would seem."


Mite Cleric of The One Below 2; 25/25 hp

The mite sniffs, "That sound like what Quuroog said."


Ratfolk Human Warpriest 1 - Summoner 1

Colvin eyes dart around, "If I'm not it and none of you are it, then who's it?"

Colvin summons a Celestial Dog, "Good boy, find the thing that vexes us!"


M Goblin Unchained Rogue 1/Admixture Evoker 1 | HP: 18/18| AC: 18 (16 T, 13 FF) | CMB: -2, CMD: 13 | F: +1, R: +7, W: +0 | Init: +5 | Perc: +3

Pranksy tricksies!


Mite Cleric of The One Below 2; 25/25 hp

"Tricksy pixies!"


M Goblin Unchained Rogue 1/Admixture Evoker 1 | HP: 18/18| AC: 18 (16 T, 13 FF) | CMB: -2, CMD: 13 | F: +1, R: +7, W: +0 | Init: +5 | Perc: +3

Icksy nixies!


M somewhat akin to a kender Y / MA

Later in the evening a light fog settles into the woods and a ghostly form walks amongst the trees in the distance... Figure in the mist


M Goblin Unchained Rogue 1/Admixture Evoker 1 | HP: 18/18| AC: 18 (16 T, 13 FF) | CMB: -2, CMD: 13 | F: +1, R: +7, W: +0 | Init: +5 | Perc: +3

W-What's that?


M somewhat akin to a kender Y / MA

"Undead?"

Whispers Jhod as he sees the apparition....

A deep and foreboding voice comes from the approaching figure...
"I will shuck the marrow from your bones!"


Mite Cleric of The One Below 2; 25/25 hp

Quuroog finally notices the figure - it was hard to see from her perch in the tree - and she squeals with delight. "Scary! What else you do?"


Brawler (WC1) HP 12/12 | AC 16/T11/FL15 | Fort 4/ Ref 3/Will 0 | Perc +6, Init +1 | Monty HP 15/15 | AC 15/T14/FL12 | Fort 4/Ref 6/ Will 1 | Perc +1, Int +3

Sarhashil makes a face at the apparition "I no taste good, just ask Snaff! " he said as he readied his weapon


M Goblin Unchained Rogue 1/Admixture Evoker 1 | HP: 18/18| AC: 18 (16 T, 13 FF) | CMB: -2, CMD: 13 | F: +1, R: +7, W: +0 | Init: +5 | Perc: +3

What is that? Gufi asks.

He has no idea.


M somewhat akin to a kender Y / MA

The ratfolk's face twinges as he tries to catch the scent of the approaching apparition......
"You think it is dangerous?"


M Goblin Unchained Rogue 1/Admixture Evoker 1 | HP: 18/18| AC: 18 (16 T, 13 FF) | CMB: -2, CMD: 13 | F: +1, R: +7, W: +0 | Init: +5 | Perc: +3

He ain't getting my marrow!

Gufi draws his rapier.


M somewhat akin to a kender Y / MA

Jhod likewise takes a defensive stance. His holy symbol in hand as the apparition gets slowly nearer....


M Goblin Unchained Rogue 1/Admixture Evoker 1 | HP: 18/18| AC: 18 (16 T, 13 FF) | CMB: -2, CMD: 13 | F: +1, R: +7, W: +0 | Init: +5 | Perc: +3

Git 'um, holy folks!


Mite Cleric of The One Below 2; 25/25 hp

Quuroog waits in her tree perch, unsure if this is a game or a threat. She seems to think it's a game, though.


M somewhat akin to a kender Y / MA

Jhod "Some of you think there is no danger, why would that..."
Points at the mist
"...not be dangerous?"


Mite Cleric of The One Below 2; 25/25 hp

"Why you think it dangerous?"


M somewhat akin to a kender Y / MA

Jhod "It looks and sounds like some kind of undead."


Mite Cleric of The One Below 2; 25/25 hp

"Undead? What is undead? I know dead and not-dead."


Brawler (WC1) HP 12/12 | AC 16/T11/FL15 | Fort 4/ Ref 3/Will 0 | Perc +6, Init +1 | Monty HP 15/15 | AC 15/T14/FL12 | Fort 4/Ref 6/ Will 1 | Perc +1, Int +3

"It's things that dead that forget to stay dead, they none too happy with not deads."


M somewhat akin to a kender Y / MA

The fog parts and the shambling dead comes into full view...

Zombie in the mist

From the non-existant mouth comes the cold dead voice...
"I will feed upon your hearts!"


M Goblin Unchained Rogue 1/Admixture Evoker 1 | HP: 18/18| AC: 18 (16 T, 13 FF) | CMB: -2, CMD: 13 | F: +1, R: +7, W: +0 | Init: +5 | Perc: +3

Gufi fires a Ray of Frost.

ranged touch atk: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (8) + 6 = 14

dmg: 1d3 + 2 ⇒ (3) + 2 = 5

Take that, stinky!


Male Ratfolk Warpriest 9 / Trapper 2 | hp 71/71 | AC21 T15 FF 17 CMD 21 | Fort +11, Ref +11, Will +10 (+1 vsTraps) | Init +4 | Perc +19 (+3 vsTraps) D.D +25 (+2 vsTraps) Darkvision 60ft | Move 30 Ft | Condition:
Spoiler:
Blessing: 7/7, Fervor 3d6 7/7, Sacred Weapon 4/9, Sacred Armor 9/9

Seeing the undead, Colvyn stick out his tongue in disgust.

Spoiled meat walking around... eurk

Focusing arcane energy in his hand, he aims for the creature and throw a small green orb.

ranged touch atk: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (3) + 2 = 51d3 ⇒ 2 Acid Splash

Seeing that his aim was off before the orb even reach the creature, Colvyn slaps his tail in anger on the ground and gesture to the summon celestial dog to attack.

charge+smite: 1d20 + 2 + 2 ⇒ (13) + 2 + 2 = 171d4 + 1 + 1 ⇒ (2) + 1 + 1 = 4
if we are close enough


M Goblin Unchained Rogue 1/Admixture Evoker 1 | HP: 18/18| AC: 18 (16 T, 13 FF) | CMB: -2, CMD: 13 | F: +1, R: +7, W: +0 | Init: +5 | Perc: +3

Git 'um, Slick!


Brawler (WC1) HP 12/12 | AC 16/T11/FL15 | Fort 4/ Ref 3/Will 0 | Perc +6, Init +1 | Monty HP 15/15 | AC 15/T14/FL12 | Fort 4/Ref 6/ Will 1 | Perc +1, Int +3

Sarhashil lets out a whistle and sends snarff off to join the doggo in it's attack.

Charging angry furball: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (5) + 5 = 10

Unlikely hit: 1d6 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 1 = 4


M somewhat akin to a kender Y / MA

In the fey woods the strange figure approaches and the mist fades and the figure separates the top half turning into the fey dragon Perlavish and the bottom taking the form of the grig.

The attacks hitting nothing but illusion

"Hello, Chill evening calls for lots of clothing." ..inquires Perlavish.... Laughs

A fantastical small winged dragon
Perlavish

Fey friend
and Tyg-titter-tut.


Mite Cleric of The One Below 2; 25/25 hp

Quuroog calls from her perch in the tree, "Oh! Hello! Are you friends?"


M Goblin Unchained Rogue 1/Admixture Evoker 1 | HP: 18/18| AC: 18 (16 T, 13 FF) | CMB: -2, CMD: 13 | F: +1, R: +7, W: +0 | Init: +5 | Perc: +3

Not funny! We thought you was a ghostie!


Male Ratfolk Warpriest 9 / Trapper 2 | hp 71/71 | AC21 T15 FF 17 CMD 21 | Fort +11, Ref +11, Will +10 (+1 vsTraps) | Init +4 | Perc +19 (+3 vsTraps) D.D +25 (+2 vsTraps) Darkvision 60ft | Move 30 Ft | Condition:
Spoiler:
Blessing: 7/7, Fervor 3d6 7/7, Sacred Weapon 4/9, Sacred Armor 9/9

I agree, not funny!

Calling his summoned dog back to him, Colvyn look around to see if anything else is not really there.

Now why the fake zombie? Why not just come and talk?


Mite Cleric of The One Below 2; 25/25 hp

Quuroog giggles, "Did you play tricks earlier? Make sparkles and stuff?"


M somewhat akin to a kender Y / MA

Perlavish smiles broadly.
"You all seem sad would you like me to cheer you up?"

"Yes, yes, we did that earlier."


Mite Cleric of The One Below 2; 25/25 hp

"I think my friends would rather you sit and visit for a while. You seem unique and fun! Have you seen anything interesting in the woods? We're looking for interesting things in the woods."


Male Ratfolk Warpriest 9 / Trapper 2 | hp 71/71 | AC21 T15 FF 17 CMD 21 | Fort +11, Ref +11, Will +10 (+1 vsTraps) | Init +4 | Perc +19 (+3 vsTraps) D.D +25 (+2 vsTraps) Darkvision 60ft | Move 30 Ft | Condition:
Spoiler:
Blessing: 7/7, Fervor 3d6 7/7, Sacred Weapon 4/9, Sacred Armor 9/9

Yes please sit and talk with us. We would really enjoy the compagny of good friends.


M somewhat akin to a kender Y / MA

Perlavish has a small pouch at his belt, which he pulls an impossibly long pipe out of, and then proceeds to smoke the pipe.

"Yes, yes indeed, tell us half biggens where are the others, the biggens I mean?"


M Goblin Unchained Rogue 1/Admixture Evoker 1 | HP: 18/18| AC: 18 (16 T, 13 FF) | CMB: -2, CMD: 13 | F: +1, R: +7, W: +0 | Init: +5 | Perc: +3

They.., They died...

Gufi sighs a little.


Male Ratfolk Warpriest 9 / Trapper 2 | hp 71/71 | AC21 T15 FF 17 CMD 21 | Fort +11, Ref +11, Will +10 (+1 vsTraps) | Init +4 | Perc +19 (+3 vsTraps) D.D +25 (+2 vsTraps) Darkvision 60ft | Move 30 Ft | Condition:
Spoiler:
Blessing: 7/7, Fervor 3d6 7/7, Sacred Weapon 4/9, Sacred Armor 9/9

Yes they died.... to bandits...

There is a saddened look on Colvyn as he speaks. But as he keep speaking the look change from sadness to anger.

We found the group that was responsible for the murder and make them pay... and they payed with their lives. That was just a small part of the bandits however. They have a bigger base lead by someone named the Stag Lord. Did you ever heard the name?


M somewhat akin to a kender Y / MA

Perlavish....

"This is sad news indeed, they will frolic no more in the great woods."

"The Bandit-Biggens have a camp downstream from here."
Perlavish learns a new word, he repeats it a few times...
"Band-its, bandits? So a bad biggens is called a bandit?"

Perlavish shrugs...."We have not seen any ban-dits in some time."

"It is a strange word is it not the root seems to be ban or band and its. I had at first thought it meant biggens who play music....."

Knowledge local/geography DC 12

Spoiler:
A bandit camp downstream would likely be the Thorn River bandit camp, that you have some time back wiped out...


Brawler (WC1) HP 12/12 | AC 16/T11/FL15 | Fort 4/ Ref 3/Will 0 | Perc +6, Init +1 | Monty HP 15/15 | AC 15/T14/FL12 | Fort 4/Ref 6/ Will 1 | Perc +1, Int +3

Sarhashil stood there frozen in place. He hated magics, and was never fond of the fey like creatures so when two popped out of one silhouette he ran behind a tree and began to climb up it to safety, hoping to be out of range of any easy pranks.


M Goblin Unchained Rogue 1/Admixture Evoker 1 | HP: 18/18| AC: 18 (16 T, 13 FF) | CMB: -2, CMD: 13 | F: +1, R: +7, W: +0 | Init: +5 | Perc: +3

Geography: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (9) + 8 = 17

Gufi shares what he knows:

A bandit camp downstream would likely be the Thorn River bandit camp, that you have some time back wiped out...


Male Ratfolk Warpriest 9 / Trapper 2 | hp 71/71 | AC21 T15 FF 17 CMD 21 | Fort +11, Ref +11, Will +10 (+1 vsTraps) | Init +4 | Perc +19 (+3 vsTraps) D.D +25 (+2 vsTraps) Darkvision 60ft | Move 30 Ft | Condition:
Spoiler:
Blessing: 7/7, Fervor 3d6 7/7, Sacred Weapon 4/9, Sacred Armor 9/9

"From your description and from Gufi knowledge of the region, it would seem that we already took care of the bandits that lived there."

Colvyn ponders for a moment while looking at the fire. After a moment he look back up at Perlavish.

"Maybe you help with this one" he says pointing at Jhod. "He's looking for the ruins of a temple to his god, Erastil. Maybe you have seen something about that. He says that it's protected by a large bear."


Mite Cleric of The One Below 2; 25/25 hp

Quuroog climbs down from her perch to see the little dragon up close. She nods in agreement to the others' remarks.

"Lini died. Then bad men died."


M somewhat akin to a kender Y / MA

A wisp of smoke comes out of the dragon’s mouth. "Tyg has always wanted a silver comb for her hair, she once saw a maiden combing her hair by the river."

"Now your other questions...there are some giant toads near the hot springs at the start of the stinky river, there are some traps north of here, an old temple with a bear, a patch of delightful radishes..."

"Now see here this is how those nasty rumors of fey leading people to their deaths get started, you want to know where the bear is, but if the bear eats you the story is the fey sent them to their deaths, it is never they asked the fey and the fey told them because fey are honest and trustworthy!"


Male Ratfolk Warpriest 9 / Trapper 2 | hp 71/71 | AC21 T15 FF 17 CMD 21 | Fort +11, Ref +11, Will +10 (+1 vsTraps) | Init +4 | Perc +19 (+3 vsTraps) D.D +25 (+2 vsTraps) Darkvision 60ft | Move 30 Ft | Condition:
Spoiler:
Blessing: 7/7, Fervor 3d6 7/7, Sacred Weapon 4/9, Sacred Armor 9/9
Pervalish wrote:
"Now see here this is how those nasty rumors of fey leading people to their deaths get started, you want to know where the bear is, but if the bear eats you the story is the fey sent them to their deaths, it is never they asked the fey and the fey told them because fey are honest and trustworthy!"

Colvyn can't help but laugh at that one.  

"True, true...  But then there are some nasty rumors about our species too.  This one points a Gufi is suppose to burn everything down, this one points at Sarhashil are suppose to be cowards and schemers.  As for Quuroog, the mites are said to be at the bottom of the picking order, and then there is my species, the ratfolk, rumors says that we are fithly and spread diseases.  Complete nonsense, since this group is responsable of having chase out the bandits down river and a bird that can turn you to stone, and no one got sick!"

"Just don't play nasty tricks like you did before with the walking dead one and we'll get along perfectly"

"Now, tell me more about the bear and maybe we can see into getting a silver comb for Tyg here"

Diplomacy: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (17) + 7 = 24

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