We Be All Four Goblins! A PFS Goblining Adventure (Inactive)

Game Master James Martin

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im good with Pooging it up more


I'm having fun with Reta, so it sounds like we're all content to stay with the same goblins.


Bonekeep Slides

Time passes... Goblins grow older and bolder and more respected.

You are goblins of the Licktoad tribe, who live deep in Brinestump Marsh, south of the hated man-town called Sandpoint. Once, other goblins tried to burn Sandpoint down, and they would have been legends if they had succeeded. But they didn’t bring enough fire, and got themselves killed as a result.

Yesterday, your tribe discovered that one of your own had been using forbidden arts and was engaged in one of the greatest of taboos—writing things down. In fact, rumor holds that what he was writing was a history of your tribe! There’s no swifter way to bring about bad luck than stealing words out of your mind by writing them down, and so your tribe had no choice. You branded the goblin’s face with letters to punish him, which is why everyone calls him Scribbleface now, and then you ran him out of town, took all of his stuff, and burned down his hut.

That’s where things got interesting, because before you all burned down his hut, Chief Gutwad found a weird box within the building. Inside was a map and a lot of fireworks—fireworks that immediately came to use in burning the hut down. Then, this morning, Gutwad announced that tonight there would be a feast in order to drive out any lingering bad luck from Scribbleface’s poor decisions. But perhaps even more exciting, all of you have been secretly invited to meet at Chief Gutwad’s Moot House. Why would the chief want to speak to you? It can only mean that he’s got an important mission for you all... one that the other goblins of the tribe couldn’t pull off. This could be your chance to go down in Licktoad history!

Slorb, the fourth of his name since your pup days, drags you to the Chief's moot house at the center of the village. Lying at the center of the village, the chief ’s Moot House is a veritable museum of Licktoad heroics— crammed with trophies such as stolen weapons, shiny bits of treasure, and the brine-pickled bodies of dozens of brutally slaughtered small furry animals (mostly dogs). His Mighty Girthness Chief Rendwattle Gutwad rules Licktoad Village from atop the great Teeter Chair, which is 6 feet high and allows him to more properly look down on his subjects. Slorb bows deeply to the Chief, falling face first into the dirt before bouncing back up. The Chief makes a 'get on with it' gesture and Slorb begins to gesture wildly and make dramatic postures and poses. Finally after about a minute of this, Gutwad himself sighs and hops down off his Chair, landing on Slorb's head and pushing him down into the dirt.

And then the Chief speaks. Directly. To you.

“You all be heroes. Each of you. You are best Licktoads but for me. And maybe but for Slorb. That you aren’t fleeing in terror from mighty sound of my voice is all the proof you should need. Yet soon, all Licktoad goblins will know your might, for I have picked you for a dangerous mission."

“You know about fireworks and map we found in Scribbleface’s hut. Fireworks were fun. But map is more fun. It shows a route to a place near the coast where Scribbleface found fireworks. And it says there are more fireworks there!"

“I want them for Licktoads. You all go get them tomorrow. Tonight we have big bonfire to burn bad luck away from you, and we play many games. Much fun. Tomorrow you fetch me fireworks. If you meet men, you make them dead. If you meet dogs, you make them dead. If you meet horses, you make them dead. If you meet Lotslegs Eat Goblin Babies Many, you maybe should run. And if you not find fireworks, you not come back or we feed you to Squealy Nord!”

He gestures to Slorb, who toadies forward with a map and hands it to you. Then the chief gestures for you to get out. And out you get!

Goblins toil all afternoon to build the bonfire out of branches, sticks, and unburnt timbers taken from the ruins of Scribbleface’s hut. As night falls, a group of four struggling goblins carry the Teeter Chair (with Chief Gutwad sitting atop it) out to the bonfire, and the chief lights the fire with a Desnan candle. This signals the start of an all-night party that features lots of good things to eat (snails, fish, and snakes) and gives you a chance to enjoy being goblins, mingling with their kind as the evening continues with feasting and dares. The chief brings out a barrel of fermenting cider apples early on and most goblins get drunk very quickly!

As the night goes on, word of your special assignment spreads and you find yourselves the subject of much attention and speculation. Indeed, several younger goblins mob you, offering dares to prove your worthiness!

The first dare comes in the form a huge bag of juicy, slimy slugs! You have a minute to eat all the slugs. Eating them isn't so much the problem, but keeping them down is! There are five slugs to a bag! You need to make five fortitude saves to keep them down. If you eat them whole, the DC is 10, but you also swallow their poisonous innards. If you de-poison them the Fort save is DC 15, but you also won't be poisoned! You have 10 tries in a minute. The first Goblin to eat his or her slugs in the fastest times wins! GO!


Reta grabs the bag and starts eating, spitting out the innards.
F save: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (11) + 4 = 15 got 1
F save: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (17) + 4 = 21 got 2
F save: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (9) + 4 = 13
F save: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (2) + 4 = 6
F save: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (7) + 4 = 11
F save: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (20) + 4 = 24 got 3
F save: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (17) + 4 = 21 got 4
F save: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (14) + 4 = 18 got 5

Reta gets down 5 slugs in 8 tries, or a little less than a minute.

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Poog Puffs up his chest and brags that he is the slug eater in chief, spitting out the innards as he goes!

Fort Save: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (12) + 3 = 15 1
Fort Save: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (17) + 3 = 20 2
Fort Save: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (19) + 3 = 22 3
Fort Save: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (17) + 3 = 20 4
Fort Save: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (11) + 3 = 14
Fort Save: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (9) + 3 = 12
Fort Save: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (18) + 3 = 21 5
Fort Save: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (1) + 3 = 4
Fort Save: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (3) + 3 = 6
Fort Save: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (18) + 3 = 21
Fort Save: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (18) + 3 = 21

So Poog gets them down in 7 tries, just slightly faster than Reta!


male human air elemental bloodrager 7 | HP 74/74 (95/95), bloodrage 12/18, elemental strike 1/3 | AC 18 (16), T 12 (10), FF 17 (15) | F +8 (+11), R +4, W +5 (+7) | CMB +13, CMD 24 | Spd 40' | Perc +10 | Init +1

fort: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (9) + 5 = 14
fort: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (6) + 5 = 11
fort: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (17) + 5 = 22
fort: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (9) + 5 = 14
fort: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (19) + 5 = 24

Mogmurch doesn't waste time spitting out the innards like the other fools. He swallows them all in 5 tries, but then he doesn't feel so good.

The Exchange

Male Goblin Rogue 4 HP 33/33 | AC 21, T 17, FF 15 | Fort +3, Ref +9, Will +2 | Init +9 | Perc +8 | SM +1 Effects:

Seeing the impressive speed the others gobble their slugs, Chuffy wastes no time, empties the whole bag into his mouth trying to swallow them all and show the others who's the big boss!

"You think you can eat gross slugs faster than Chuffy? We show you!"

Fort Save: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (9) + 2 = 11 1
Fort Save: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (2) + 2 = 4
Fort Save: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (10) + 2 = 12 2
Fort Save: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (11) + 2 = 13 3
Fort Save: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (6) + 2 = 8
Fort Save: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (10) + 2 = 12 4
Fort Save: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (10) + 2 = 12 5
Fort Save: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (11) + 2 = 13
Fort Save: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (4) + 2 = 6
Fort Save: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (11) + 2 = 13

When he finishes there's definitely some thick slimy drool running out of his mouth as he holds his stomach. "See? Chuffy top goblin.." He says rather weakly.

7 tries with a high roll of 11 geez.


Bonekeep Slides

Mogmurch takes the slug cake, looking a little green around the gills, but otherwise pleased with himself! Slorb grabs your hand and holds it aloft. "WINNER! You gets the mighty Gorge of Gluttons!" He holds aloft a +1 dogslicer that functions as a bane weapon when utilized against horses (improving to a +3 dogslicer that inflicts an additional 2d6 points of damage on a successful hit). "This am Chief's personal sword, so if you am not bringing it back, he am getting very very unhappy with you!"

The next dare is the dance with Squealy Nord! Slorb leads you to a corral about 20' across and 10' deep, filled with wet mud. A small chute is attached and something squeals and bucks within! "You am riding SQUEALY NORD! Goblin who stays on longest is bestest!" You start mounted on Squealy, who is then released into the corral. You must make a DC 15 Ride check each round to stay on. If you miss, make a DC 10 Reflex save or take 1d3 ⇒ 2 damage from the fall! Longest streak wins!

"Now who is first?!?"

The Exchange

Male Goblin Rogue 4 HP 33/33 | AC 21, T 17, FF 15 | Fort +3, Ref +9, Will +2 | Init +9 | Perc +8 | SM +1 Effects:

Chuffy's eyes grow wide then narrow with envy as the Chief's sword gets handed to Mogmurch Stupid Mogmurch don't even know which end of sword is the sticking end! BAH! I show him.

Pimple face raises his hand and shouts out to volunteer for the first ride before any other goblin can even think to. "ME! Me and King go first! Stand back, gimme room!!" He drops his pack of stuff and spider cages to the ground in a heap and hops up on Squealy. He wiggles and gets his center of gravity, getting both hands firmly on the pigs ears. "GO GO GO!" He hollers.

Ride: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (9) + 8 = 17
Ride: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (13) + 8 = 21
Ride: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (4) + 8 = 12 Reflex: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (19) + 6 = 25

Around the pen goes Chuffy, both hands firmly gripping Nord's big floppy ears, mud flies and the pig bucks and kicks but Chuffy's grip is strong. Around the second time and Chuffy gets confident and starts to show boat, taking one hand off an ear and sticks his finger in his mouth and plunges it into Squealy's ear (the dreaded wet willy) sending the pig into a panic. Chuffy reaches back down to try to get a better grip and finally bounces off the traumatized pig on the third lap, landing gracely on his feet. "HA BEAT THAT WHELPS!"


Reta looks at Chuffy. She knows she can do better.

ride: 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (14) + 11 = 25
ride: 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (1) + 11 = 12
REALLY????

reflex: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (4) + 3 = 7

The Exchange

Male Goblin Rogue 4 HP 33/33 | AC 21, T 17, FF 15 | Fort +3, Ref +9, Will +2 | Init +9 | Perc +8 | SM +1 Effects:

Chuffy watches with great pleasure as Reta eats a face full of mud on her second pass around the pen "Reta you so bad! Only thing you good at is having a scary face! Bawaahhahah!"


Reta turns her scary face on Chuffy.


Bonekeep Slides

So far Chuffy is ahead! Anyone else?


male human air elemental bloodrager 7 | HP 74/74 (95/95), bloodrage 12/18, elemental strike 1/3 | AC 18 (16), T 12 (10), FF 17 (15) | F +8 (+11), R +4, W +5 (+7) | CMB +13, CMD 24 | Spd 40' | Perc +10 | Init +1

Mogmurch gloats loudly over his fancy weapon. "Other goblins better obey Mogmurch or he make them into horse!"

Climbing onto Squealy Nord, he does his best to hold on tight!

ride: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (18) + 8 = 26
ride: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (6) + 8 = 14

reflex: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (4) + 6 = 10

Mogmurch gets thrown from the pig almost immediately. The others have to hold him back from slicing up the arrogant pig.

The Exchange

Male Goblin Rogue 4 HP 33/33 | AC 21, T 17, FF 15 | Fort +3, Ref +9, Will +2 | Init +9 | Perc +8 | SM +1 Effects:

Chuffy laughs and laughs at stupid Mogmurch "Can't ride a pig and can't stab right either!" He does calm down a bit and adds "You are real good at making fire though. Lets make fire later... ok?"

Dark Archive

Poog prays ti Zarongel dear fire hero make poog the brvest king of the Sqealer!

He rubs his toad for good luck and hops on the pig.

Ride: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (12) + 4 = 16
Ride: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (16) + 4 = 20
Ride: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (16) + 4 = 20
Ride: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (13) + 4 = 17
Ride: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (1) + 4 = 5 Reflex: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (14) + 1 = 15

Poog holds on for just a bit longer than Mogmurch and Chuffu and then lands on his feet

He grins an evil grin at Chuffy Kneel before Poog son of Licktoad!


male human air elemental bloodrager 7 | HP 74/74 (95/95), bloodrage 12/18, elemental strike 1/3 | AC 18 (16), T 12 (10), FF 17 (15) | F +8 (+11), R +4, W +5 (+7) | CMB +13, CMD 24 | Spd 40' | Perc +10 | Init +1

Mogmurch mutters, "Poog big stupid cheater," fantasizing about burning Poog alive.


Bonekeep Slides

Poog proves to the ridingest goblin that ever was riding. Slorb holds his hand aloft and announces him a winner. His reward is a sloshing gourd filled with some unidentified liquid that Slorb announces is a "Dragonbrew gourd!" Elixir of Fire Breath!

The next dare is Hide or Get Clubbed! You hide and a mob of goblins come looking for you. If they find you, you get clubbed. If you can survive their searching, you win! Everyone roll me a stealth check! I'll roll 10 checks and if none of them find you, you win!

The Exchange

Male Goblin Rogue 4 HP 33/33 | AC 21, T 17, FF 15 | Fort +3, Ref +9, Will +2 | Init +9 | Perc +8 | SM +1 Effects:

Chuffy gives Poog the dirtiest of dirty looks "I hate you Poog. You should let me use that gourd of fire breathing!" He continues grumbling under his breath as he stomps off to find a hiding spot.

Hide and Sneak!: 1d20 + 16 ⇒ (10) + 16 = 26


Reta grins to see Chuffy discomfited, and scampers off to hide.

stealth: 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (11) + 11 = 22


male human air elemental bloodrager 7 | HP 74/74 (95/95), bloodrage 12/18, elemental strike 1/3 | AC 18 (16), T 12 (10), FF 17 (15) | F +8 (+11), R +4, W +5 (+7) | CMB +13, CMD 24 | Spd 40' | Perc +10 | Init +1

Mogmurch scurries off. "I hide better!" he screams.

stealth: 1d20 + 12 ⇒ (17) + 12 = 29


Bonekeep Slides

Is Poog participating?

Dark Archive

Hide: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (7) + 8 = 15

Poog proudly plays with his new toy the entire time.


Bonekeep Slides

Go Seek!: 1d20 - 1 ⇒ (4) - 1 = 3
Go Seek!: 1d20 - 1 ⇒ (8) - 1 = 7
Go Seek!: 1d20 - 1 ⇒ (11) - 1 = 10
Go Seek!: 1d20 - 1 ⇒ (3) - 1 = 2
Go Seek!: 1d20 - 1 ⇒ (14) - 1 = 13
Go Seek!: 1d20 - 1 ⇒ (14) - 1 = 13

The mob of goblins proves about as efficient as you'd expect goblins to be, proving unable to find any of you. However an hour later, after most of the tribe has been shanghai'd into searching, it's Mogmurch who proves the bestest hider of all! Slorb presents him with a loan of the mystical Ring That Lets You Climb Real Good (a ring of climbing); like Gorge of Gluttons, this magic ring is on loan from the chieftain’s treasury.

The last dare is the most disturbing: the Rusty Earbiter!The infamous Rusty Earbiter is a hollow coil of rusty wires, barrel hoops, bent swords, and thorny branches and vines that's kept behind the Moot House when not in use. So named for the fact that it's claimed a number of goblin ears in the past (at any one time, 3 partially severed goblin ears can be found tangled in its sharp internal coils), the Rusty Earbiter is both an object of fascination and fear for the Licktoads.

Climbing through the Rusty Earbiter requires a series of three DC 15 Escape Artist checks as the goblin must writhe through a series of tight squeezes. Each Escape Artist check takes 1 full round to attempt, and each one must be repeated until a successful check is made before moving on to the next one (or, in the case of the last check, successfully crawling out the far end of the tube). If the PC fails more than three checks, the other goblins get bored, throw a few small rocks, and wander off; after that point it doesn’t matter if the goblin gets out or not, although if she gets stuck for a few days, someone might help. But probably not. Each failed Escape Artist check causes 1d4-2 points of damage (a result of less than 1 point of damage indicates no damage is taken) from the Rusty Earbiter's spiky spikes. PCs who smear their heads with pig fat, mud, or some other slippery substance gain a +2 bonus on all Escape Artist checks to navigate the Rusty Earbiter.

GO!

The Exchange

Male Goblin Rogue 4 HP 33/33 | AC 21, T 17, FF 15 | Fort +3, Ref +9, Will +2 | Init +9 | Perc +8 | SM +1 Effects:

Not even Chuffy could find Mogmurch "Mogmurch cheats, he uses magics!" He kicks the dirt for emphasis. "Lets get this done before king runs out of treasure to give me!"

Wrigglin for Profit: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (14) + 8 = 221d4 - 2 ⇒ (1) - 2 = -1
Wrigglin for Profit: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (17) + 8 = 251d4 - 2 ⇒ (2) - 2 = 0
Wrigglin for Profit: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (3) + 8 = 111d4 - 2 ⇒ (2) - 2 = 0
Wrigglin for Profit: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (19) + 8 = 271d4 - 2 ⇒ (1) - 2 = -1

And get done he does, not even a scratch! After one slight hangup where his cowbell gets caught at the exit, he's out! He then grabs his cowbell and rings it loudly "MOAR COWBELL! Chuffy and King wins again!"

Dark Archive

Poog looks at the Rusty Earbiter, looks back at his fire drink, and then back at the earbiter and just sits down watching the red liquid slosh.


male human air elemental bloodrager 7 | HP 74/74 (95/95), bloodrage 12/18, elemental strike 1/3 | AC 18 (16), T 12 (10), FF 17 (15) | F +8 (+11), R +4, W +5 (+7) | CMB +13, CMD 24 | Spd 40' | Perc +10 | Init +1

Mogmurch is furious that Chuffy would try to upstage him with such a quick run. He lards himself from head to toe and dives into the Rusty Earbiter.

escape artist+bonus: 1d20 + 4 + 2 ⇒ (5) + 4 + 2 = 11
escape artist+bonus: 1d20 + 4 + 2 ⇒ (14) + 4 + 2 = 20
escape artist+bonus: 1d20 + 4 + 2 ⇒ (14) + 4 + 2 = 20
escape artist+bonus: 1d20 + 4 + 2 ⇒ (5) + 4 + 2 = 11
escape artist+bonus: 1d20 + 4 + 2 ⇒ (14) + 4 + 2 = 20

damage: 1d4 - 2 ⇒ (1) - 2 = -1
damage: 1d4 - 2 ⇒ (4) - 2 = 2

He wriggles out soon after but not without a bleeding wound in his left earlobe.


Bonekeep Slides

Reta, are you giving this test a go?


Reta looks at rusty earbiter. Then she touches her football shaped head, and thinks. She doesn't want to let Chuffy crow over her, but she knows she doesn't fit. She decides to cheer for Mogmurch.


Bonekeep Slides

The race goes down to Mogmurch vs Chuffy, but it's Chuffy's quick movements that win the day! Slorb holds his hand aloft and as a prize, he wins the use of one of the tribe's most coveted items—the Chief’s Personal Very Useful Robe That Is Useful. This is a robe of useful items that has only four patches left—a ladder, a three-legged turtle, a horseshoe, and a bullhorn.

The party continues after the dares are done, well into the night. However at first light a very bleary eyed Slorb awakens you and tells you in a hungover voice that the Chief expects you to head out immediately. He hands you the remains of Scribbleface's stash: two Desnan candles, four paper candles, and a skyrocket. He solemnly slaps each of you, then tells you that the Chief is counting on you.

Fireworks Rules:

Desnan Candle (5 gp): When lit, this foot-long wooden tube launches a flaming pyrotechnic “candle” every round for 4 rounds. Each projectile deals 1 point of nonlethal damage and 1 point of fire damage if it hits; on a critical hit, the target is also blinded for 1 round. The projectiles shed light as candles for 1 round and have a range increment of 5 feet. Attacking with a Desnan candle is a ranged touch attack and always has a –4 nonproficiency penalty.

Paper Candle (1 gp): This finger-sized explosive detonates noisily 1 round after lighting. Anyone in the same square as a paper candle when it explodes must make a DC 15 Fortitude save or be dazzled for 1d4 rounds.

Skyrocket (50 gp): When lit, this foot-long wooden tube begins to shake and emit a handful of white sparks, shedding light as a torch. One round later it takes flight, moving in a straight line with a fly speed of 90
for 1d6 rounds before loudly exploding in an burst of light and sound, dealing 2d6 points of fire damage in a 10-foot burst (DC 15 Reflex save for half ). If a skyrocket impacts a solid surface or a creature before reaching its maximum range, it detonates prematurely at the point of impact. Anyone who takes damage from the explosion is either blinded or deafened (a 50% chance of either) for 1 round.

You nod to Slorb and head off into the mire and muck, slopping through the swamp toward where this mysterious cache of fireworks lies. The morning is humid and swarms of mosquitoes buzz around as you slog. Pretty soon you start to notice thick webs in the trees above you; you've entered the lands of Lotsa Legs Eat Goblin Babies Many.

Perception checks!

The Exchange

Male Goblin Rogue 4 HP 33/33 | AC 21, T 17, FF 15 | Fort +3, Ref +9, Will +2 | Init +9 | Perc +8 | SM +1 Effects:

Chuffy proudly has Slorb drape the robe over he and King's shoulders "We very regal now King! Must make others bow to King with the robe of very useful!" Chuffy struts off in his best Kingly walk to find some 'lessers' to boss around.

Chuffy grabs a paper candle and puts it in the pocket of his new robe.

A walking we must go

Not long after walking in the humid swamps Chuffy can be heard grumbling "Dis King robe so damn hot! At least it keep skeets from biting our back." Perception: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (5) + 5 = 10 "Lots of webs up high. Maybe we should be sneaky so Lotsa not eats us King...


male human air elemental bloodrager 7 | HP 74/74 (95/95), bloodrage 12/18, elemental strike 1/3 | AC 18 (16), T 12 (10), FF 17 (15) | F +8 (+11), R +4, W +5 (+7) | CMB +13, CMD 24 | Spd 40' | Perc +10 | Init +1

Mogmurch's eyes get even beadier when they see the skyrocket. He snatches it immediately!

Later, he replies, "Spiders no match for my skyrocket! Not like your stupid coat." He is exceedingly jealous of the robe.

perception: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (7) + 3 = 10


Reta approaches Mogmurch. "Mogmurch like to throw fire, right? Has fancy fire, like bombs. Mogmurch not need fancy dogslicer. If Mogmurch lets Reta use chief's shiny dogslicer, Reta lets Mogmurch have Reta's share of fireworks."


male human air elemental bloodrager 7 | HP 74/74 (95/95), bloodrage 12/18, elemental strike 1/3 | AC 18 (16), T 12 (10), FF 17 (15) | F +8 (+11), R +4, W +5 (+7) | CMB +13, CMD 24 | Spd 40' | Perc +10 | Init +1

Mogmurch considers Reta's offer. His dogslicer is so shiny and fancy! But the fireworks are FIRE! Works! Fireworks!

He grudgingly accepts but is very careful not to hand over the weapon until she releases the fireworks.

The Exchange

Male Goblin Rogue 4 HP 33/33 | AC 21, T 17, FF 15 | Fort +3, Ref +9, Will +2 | Init +9 | Perc +8 | SM +1 Effects:

Chuffy watches, more like glares at the transaction. "Don't worry Reta, when you fall in a hole, or get stuck in the mud I'll put that stabber to use for real!" Or get eaten by the mean ole spider...


Reta doesn't say anything to Chuffy. She just makes her fierce face at him.

Dark Archive

Poor dances all night while shaking his fancy new bottle, he dies however put a dead frog down retas shirt


Bonekeep Slides

You move through the swamp, deeper into the webbed region, but spot nothing! Until...
Reta 1, Chuffy 2, Mogmurch 3, Poog 4: 1d4 ⇒ 2

A thread of webbing shoots out toward Chuffy! Ranged Web!: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (18) + 5 = 23 It hits! Chuffy in entangled by the webbing and needs to make an Escape Artist DC 12 check to free himself!

Chuffy Init: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (4) + 4 = 8
Mogmurch Init: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (4) + 4 = 8
Poog init: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (2) + 6 = 8
Reta Init: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (14) + 3 = 17
Giant Spider!: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (18) + 3 = 21

Round 1!
Spider!
Heroes!

Lots Legs drops from the sky, landing next to the entangled Chuffy! She lunges at Mogmurch, trying to bite him! Bite!: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (17) + 2 = 19 for 1d6 ⇒ 5 damage and Poison (Fort DC 14 or take 1d2 ⇒ 1 Strength damage!

Goblins are up!

The Exchange

Male Goblin Rogue 4 HP 33/33 | AC 21, T 17, FF 15 | Fort +3, Ref +9, Will +2 | Init +9 | Perc +8 | SM +1 Effects:

Chuffy is minding his own business Mostly when all of a sudden his legs are moving but his body is stuck in place. He looks up to see Lotsa take a big bite out of Mogmurch, after stifling a bit of a laugh and realizing he may be next he quickly tries to slip out of the webs. Escape Artist: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (12) + 8 = 20

He does with ease and takes a step to the north on dry ground. "Stab time gobbos! GO GO GO!" He shouts at the others.


Reta moves to surround the spider with Chuffy. She took the long way around a little to avoid an AOO. Then she makes her fierce face and slashes at the spider.

attk: 1d20 + 4 + 2 ⇒ (15) + 4 + 2 = 21 includes +1 weapon and flanking bonus
dmg: 1d4 + 2 ⇒ (2) + 2 = 4


male human air elemental bloodrager 7 | HP 74/74 (95/95), bloodrage 12/18, elemental strike 1/3 | AC 18 (16), T 12 (10), FF 17 (15) | F +8 (+11), R +4, W +5 (+7) | CMB +13, CMD 24 | Spd 40' | Perc +10 | Init +1

fort: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (19) + 5 = 24

"Ouch! Stupid spidee!" screams Mogmurch. He steps back saying, "Reta better kill spidee with my dogslicer!" Then he takes out a potion and chugs it.

5' step, then draw and drink potion of clw

clw: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (7) + 1 = 8

Dark Archive

Poog draws his dogslicer puffs up his chest and moves closer to the lotsa legs.


Bonekeep Slides

Chuffy slips free, while Reta hacks into the monstrous spider! Mogmurch withdraws to drink a potion and Poog gathers his strength and moves up!

Lotsa Legs hisses at Reta and tries to bite her! BITE!: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (1) + 2 = 3 for 1d6 ⇒ 1 damage plus poison! But it slips in its own ichor and misses badly!

Goblins are good to go!

The Exchange

Male Goblin Rogue 4 HP 33/33 | AC 21, T 17, FF 15 | Fort +3, Ref +9, Will +2 | Init +9 | Perc +8 | SM +1 Effects:

Chuffy grins when he sees the spider bite at Reta instead of himself Spider regret that! Hehehe

Dogslicer Stabby Stab Stab! + Flank: 1d20 + 5 + 2 ⇒ (2) + 5 + 2 = 91d4 - 1 + 1d6 ⇒ (3) - 1 + (6) = 8 His face falls flat as he stabs right into empty space. "GAAHHH!"


Reta slices again at the big bug.

attk: 1d20 + 4 + 2 ⇒ (8) + 4 + 2 = 14
dmg: 1d4 + 2 ⇒ (3) + 2 = 5


Bonekeep Slides

Chuffy stabs, but he too hits the ichor and misses! Reta's blade cuts true and the spider's fangs chitter in pain.

Mogmurch and Poog!


male human air elemental bloodrager 7 | HP 74/74 (95/95), bloodrage 12/18, elemental strike 1/3 | AC 18 (16), T 12 (10), FF 17 (15) | F +8 (+11), R +4, W +5 (+7) | CMB +13, CMD 24 | Spd 40' | Perc +10 | Init +1

His wounds licked and healed, Mogmurch decides to try out one of his new fireworks! He pulls out a Desnan candle and aims it at the spidee.

ranged touch-into melee: 1d20 + 4 - 4 ⇒ (1) + 4 - 4 = 1
1 NL damage and 1 fire damage if hit

The description says there is always a nonproficiency penalty but Mogmurch has Throw Anything, which seems like the more specific rule here? If the penalty applies, go ahead and add it in.

Dark Archive

Poog circles into good stabbing position and kisses his lucky toad before he swings

DOgslicer, flanking: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (20) + 3 = 231d4 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 1 = 4

Poog's beief in his good fortune pays off as his blade finds the many legs!

DOgslicer, flanking: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (2) + 3 = 51d4 + 1 ⇒ (4) + 1 = 5


Bonekeep Slides

Poog's blade slices true and a leg goes flying! The maimed spider tries to skitter away! Attacks of opportunity!


Reta's fierce grin gets even bigger than usual.

atk: 1d20 + 4 + 2 ⇒ (17) + 4 + 2 = 23
dmg: 1d4 + 2 ⇒ (2) + 2 = 4

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