We Be All Four Goblins! A PFS Goblining Adventure (Inactive)

Game Master James Martin

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Male Goblin Rogue 4 HP 33/33 | AC 21, T 17, FF 15 | Fort +3, Ref +9, Will +2 | Init +9 | Perc +8 | SM +1 Effects:

Chuffy leans to the side as the warped and wobbly bunny tries to give him a kiss "Eww, King say no to bad carrot breath! Chuffy say STABBY STAB STAB!"

Dogslicer: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (14) + 4 = 181d4 - 1 ⇒ (2) - 1 = 1

Chuffy's body shivers ever so slightly as his dogslicer nicks the bunny's ear That felt AWESOME! Lets do it again! He then takes a step back away from that horrible breath.


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Chuffy's blade tastes BUNNY FLESH and finds it yummy! The confused raccoon, who just saw his buddy Bob die, and who is realizing that these people DO NOT SPEAK raccoon no matter how loud you chitter at them, promptly craps on the floor.

Round 2: Reta, Mogmurch and Poog are up!


Reta makes her scary face as she walks up to the bad fuzzy thing. She grins and shows her teeth even more as she swings her dogslicer towards it.
atk: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (5) + 2 = 7
However, the unfamiliar weapon throws off her aim and her dogslicer goes right over the top of the creature.

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Poog dogslicer in hand tries to speak Raccoonese right back at it "Blarhgks hdksusb nuosduds Blasrrgh" the young goblin says with conviction!

He uses his new dogslicer - testing it on the raccoon. Poog Dogslicer: 1d20 ⇒ 21d8 - 2 ⇒ (2) - 2 = 0

Or he tries to - its heeeeavy

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male human air elemental bloodrager 7 | HP 74/74 (95/95), bloodrage 12/18, elemental strike 1/3 | AC 18 (16), T 12 (10), FF 17 (15) | F +8 (+11), R +4, W +5 (+7) | CMB +13, CMD 24 | Spd 40' | Perc +10 | Init +1

Mogmurch steps up and tries out his own new dogslicer on the raccoon!

attack: 1d20 - 1 ⇒ (8) - 1 = 7
damage: 1d4 - 2 ⇒ (3) - 2 = 1


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Three blades slash, and none land as they all three hit each other just above the Raccoon's head, proving that teamwork is a learned skill...

The raccoon lets out a yowl and races from the room, into the swamp, never to be seen again... (OR WILL HE?!?)

With the Cave quiet, and the songs sung and toads slightly squeezed, you can see that there's quite a bit of garbage, I mean, useful leavings in this room. You can find two tanglefoot bags, four smokesticks, four tindertwigs, a meat hook, flint and tinder, some metal skewers, a rusty watch chain, a small wire cage, a pair of broken spectacles, a set of thieves’ tools, a set of false teeth, and a half-eaten, raccoon-scented bag of hardtack.

The Exchange

Male Goblin Rogue 4 HP 33/33 | AC 21, T 17, FF 15 | Fort +3, Ref +9, Will +2 | Init +9 | Perc +8 | SM +1 Effects:

Chuffy frowns when the bunny runs off into the swamp "You guys scared away the bunny, I wasn't done stabbin it yet!" He tugs his sword into his belt and starts doing what goblins do best... paw through piles of garbage for useful stuff. The first being the wire cage as he stuffs his well licked toad inside for safe keeping.

"So much awesome stuffs! Ooo me want that too!" as he grabs up the set of thieves's tools and promptly takes them out and starts picking at the places his fingers can't properly access. Afterwards he takes the other dead bunny and puts the meat hook through it and drags it outside and begins to build a fire to cook it on, dangling it from a tree branch down into the flames. Profession: Cook (untrained): 1d20 ⇒ 5


male human air elemental bloodrager 7 | HP 74/74 (95/95), bloodrage 12/18, elemental strike 1/3 | AC 18 (16), T 12 (10), FF 17 (15) | F +8 (+11), R +4, W +5 (+7) | CMB +13, CMD 24 | Spd 40' | Perc +10 | Init +1

Mogmurch's eyes light up at the treasure trove. He quickly snatches everything he figures will work well to throw: the tanglefoot bags, the tindertwigs, and the false teeth.

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Poogs eyes light up at seeing the meathooks and biscuits and he quickly bogards them

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After a quick session of loot-gathering, you decide it's high time you headed back to the tribe to become full fledged members. However you come across a wonderful sight before you get there!

A colorfully painted wagon sits half-sunken in a patch of foul-smelling mud. Abominable words decorate the side of the wagon along with paintings of potions and magic trinkets. Bottles, barrels, pots, and all manner of real potions and curios poke out from beneath the bulging canvas that covers the top of the wagon.

A longshanks woman sits glumly on the wagon's seat, while idly swatting a mule that's trying to pull the wagon out. However she notices your approach and seems to perk up. She jumps onto the seat and launches into a loud sales pitch!

"Well sirs and madams, welcome to the opportunity of a lifetime! You were just wandering through the brush, unaware of the magical opportunity about to spring upon you! Why I am Magical Maggie and this is Magical
Maggie’s Mobile Market! I sell hopes, dreams and the allure of the unknown, all for very reasonable prices! Why today I have on special my very own Magical Maggie's Mystery Tonic, guaranteed to cure what ails you! Why, I see you gentlemen already own a few bottles! Splendid! How many more would you like to purchase today?"

The Exchange

Male Goblin Rogue 4 HP 33/33 | AC 21, T 17, FF 15 | Fort +3, Ref +9, Will +2 | Init +9 | Perc +8 | SM +1 Effects:

Chuffy stops in his tracks as he sees the longshanks and her dreaded horse playing in the mud and a thought rolls into his pimply head Longshanks AND horse! We can be new big big goblins!

He addresses his companions in the goblin tongue "Big chief reward us with awesome stuff if we get longshank and horse head! No one pick on us ever again!!"


male human air elemental bloodrager 7 | HP 74/74 (95/95), bloodrage 12/18, elemental strike 1/3 | AC 18 (16), T 12 (10), FF 17 (15) | F +8 (+11), R +4, W +5 (+7) | CMB +13, CMD 24 | Spd 40' | Perc +10 | Init +1

"Mogmurch hungry for tasty horse!"

He can't resist lobbing his final gourd at the mule.

ranged touch: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (19) + 3 = 22
damage: 1d6 ⇒ 3


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Once again Mogmurch's bomb gets the better of him and he tosses his explosive! The mule screams in agony as the bomb hits and burns it solidly. It bucks in fear and the ropes holding it to the wagon snap with a CRACK! Magical Maggie swears in what a goblin would call a colorful fashion and snarls "The hell with this! I'll see your gourd and raise you a bomb!"

Chuffy Init: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (17) + 3 = 20
Mogmurch Init: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (18) + 2 = 20
Poog init: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (2) + 6 = 8
Reta Init: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (8) + 2 = 10
Magical Maggie: 1d20 ⇒ 11
Braya the mule: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (6) + 1 = 7

Round 1:
Chuffy and Mogmurch
Magical Maggie
Reta and Poog
Braya the mule

Chuffy and Mogmurch are up!

The Exchange

Male Goblin Rogue 4 HP 33/33 | AC 21, T 17, FF 15 | Fort +3, Ref +9, Will +2 | Init +9 | Perc +8 | SM +1 Effects:

Chuffy watches in slow motion as the gourd tumbles over and over smashing into the side of the dreaded horse, filling the air with the pleasant smell of burning hair "WOW that was great, ATTACCCCKKK!" He yells in goblin and rushes over to stabby stab the burnt beast.

Dogslicer stabby stab + Sneaky Attack!: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (6) + 4 = 101d4 - 1 + 1d6 ⇒ (2) - 1 + (5) = 6

Has the toadiness worn off from the hut?


male human air elemental bloodrager 7 | HP 74/74 (95/95), bloodrage 12/18, elemental strike 1/3 | AC 18 (16), T 12 (10), FF 17 (15) | F +8 (+11), R +4, W +5 (+7) | CMB +13, CMD 24 | Spd 40' | Perc +10 | Init +1

Mogmurch cackles with glee as the mule burns! He looks for another gourd to throw at Magical Maggie but can only find a flask of oil and his new tindertwig.

Tindertwig suggests it makes some fires take only a standard action to light. Would you say that counts for lighting a flask of oil?

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You can also use a flask of lamp oil as a splash weapon. Use the rules for alchemist’s fire, except that it takes a full-round action to prepare a flask with a fuse. Once it is thrown, there is a 50% chance of the flask igniting successfully.

If it's ok, I would like to take a 5' step then draw the flask and toss it at Miss Maggie. If not I will begin the full round action to prepare the oil and take a 5' step away from the others instead, to limit splash damage coming from her.

ignite? high is good: 1d100 ⇒ 70
ranged touch splash-range increment: 1d20 + 4 - 2 ⇒ (5) + 4 - 2 = 7
fire damage: 1d6 ⇒ 5 or 1 splash damage
direction if miss: 1d8 ⇒ 3


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Chuffy slashes, but the half-elf Maggie dodges! Then Mogmurch throws an improvised explosive and while it misses, it catches Maggie in its splash! She yelps and looks between the mule and the wagon. "To hell with this nonsense!" She leaps off the wagon and is gone across into the swamp! You can spot her backside disappearing into the trees!

Reta and Poog are up!


Reta makes her fierce face at the back of the annoying longshanks. Then she goes to see what cool stuff was left behind.

Dark Archive

Poog sings and dances at Maggie

"Victory for Zarongel!"

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The mule is still here and still looks to be panicky and prone to attack!

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Poog eyes up the mule.

"Is that a big dog?"

He produces his slicer and tries to cut open its stomach

Poog Slice: 1d20 - 1 ⇒ (18) - 1 = 171d6 - 1 ⇒ (6) - 1 = 5

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Poog slices the poor mule, cutting deep into it! It brays loudly and looks murderous!


Reta hears the noisy animal and slashes at it.

atk: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (1) + 2 = 3

pttttht...


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Reta attempts to chop-chop but her swing is a little too over-eager and misses the frightened animal completely!

The mule lashes out with both hooves at Poog!
Hoof!: 1d20 - 3 ⇒ (4) - 3 = 1 for 1d3 ⇒ 1 damage!
Hoof!: 1d20 - 3 ⇒ (9) - 3 = 6 for 1d3 ⇒ 1 damage!

Round 2:
Goblins!
Mule!

You gobs are up!

The Exchange

Male Goblin Rogue 4 HP 33/33 | AC 21, T 17, FF 15 | Fort +3, Ref +9, Will +2 | Init +9 | Perc +8 | SM +1 Effects:

I moved people up to the mule, other than Mogmurch

"This horse very very mean! Stab it King, stab it! No no, from over there!" Chuffy steps to the side to try to surround the giant beast for better stabbiting.

Dogslicer: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (17) + 4 = 211d4 - 1 ⇒ (2) - 1 = 1


male human air elemental bloodrager 7 | HP 74/74 (95/95), bloodrage 12/18, elemental strike 1/3 | AC 18 (16), T 12 (10), FF 17 (15) | F +8 (+11), R +4, W +5 (+7) | CMB +13, CMD 24 | Spd 40' | Perc +10 | Init +1

Mogmurch tries to sneak through and get behind the mule.

acrobatics to avoid AoO: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (10) + 2 = 12

dogslicer+flank: 1d20 - 1 + 2 ⇒ (3) - 1 + 2 = 4
damage: 1d4 - 2 ⇒ (2) - 2 = 0


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Chuffy cuts the mule deeply, while Mogmurch rolls under its hooves and stabs, but misses!

Reta and Poog!


Reta knows why she didn't hit the beast last time! She forgot to look fierce!

Reta bares her teeth at the animal, and then swings her dogslicer at it.

atk: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (5) + 2 = 7

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Poog puffs his chest.

He was going to kill his first dog and live up to Zarongel's example!

Stabby: 1d20 - 1 ⇒ (10) - 1 = 91d6 - 1 ⇒ (3) - 1 = 2


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Reta and Poog stab and slash, but the mule is desperate and dodgy! It lets out a fearsome HEE-HAW and tries to run! Attacks of opportunity from everyone!

The Exchange

Male Goblin Rogue 4 HP 33/33 | AC 21, T 17, FF 15 | Fort +3, Ref +9, Will +2 | Init +9 | Perc +8 | SM +1 Effects:

Stabby Stab: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (15) + 4 = 191d4 - 1 ⇒ (3) - 1 = 2 Chuffy slashes out at his flank, cursing not being able to reach a more vital spot. "Don't let it gets away! Chief no reward us as mini chiefs if we do!"


Reta sees the weird animal walking past and before she can think, her dogslicer slashes at the beast.

atk: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (14) + 2 = 16
dmg: 1d4 ⇒ 4

When Reta sees her blade slice into the creature, she starts dancing in glee.


male human air elemental bloodrager 7 | HP 74/74 (95/95), bloodrage 12/18, elemental strike 1/3 | AC 18 (16), T 12 (10), FF 17 (15) | F +8 (+11), R +4, W +5 (+7) | CMB +13, CMD 24 | Spd 40' | Perc +10 | Init +1

Mogmurch says, "Delicious horse going nowhere!" and stabs with his dogslicer.

attack: 1d20 - 1 ⇒ (10) - 1 = 9
damage: 1d4 - 2 ⇒ (1) - 2 = -1

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attack: 1d20 - 1 ⇒ (20) - 1 = 191d4 - 1 ⇒ (1) - 1 = 0


male human air elemental bloodrager 7 | HP 74/74 (95/95), bloodrage 12/18, elemental strike 1/3 | AC 18 (16), T 12 (10), FF 17 (15) | F +8 (+11), R +4, W +5 (+7) | CMB +13, CMD 24 | Spd 40' | Perc +10 | Init +1

I think that's a crit Poog. :D

Dark Archive

Crit Confirm: 1d20 - 1 ⇒ (16) - 1 = 151d4 - 1 ⇒ (4) - 1 = 3

Poog's eyes hunger for Dogflesh!


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All four goblins slice and slash as the great horse-dog thing tries to bolt. However three blades taste its sorrow and it falls to the swampy ground, bleeding and twitching its last.

Combat over! You have a tasty horse-beast and a laden wagon to loot!


male human air elemental bloodrager 7 | HP 74/74 (95/95), bloodrage 12/18, elemental strike 1/3 | AC 18 (16), T 12 (10), FF 17 (15) | F +8 (+11), R +4, W +5 (+7) | CMB +13, CMD 24 | Spd 40' | Perc +10 | Init +1

Mogmurch starts hacking at the dead mule. "Horse horse horse! Tasty horse!" He gathers up bloody chunks of flesh in his arms.


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Just a heads up: I will be travelling for the next week. I will have internet access, but my posting will be slooooowing down a bit. Rest assured, I will be back!

The Exchange

Male Goblin Rogue 4 HP 33/33 | AC 21, T 17, FF 15 | Fort +3, Ref +9, Will +2 | Init +9 | Perc +8 | SM +1 Effects:

Happy Conning OMB

Chuffy continues to get a few stabs in to the nag while it dies, happy to watch the last of the life go out of it with the twitches and nerves and blood flow. He then bursts into song towards the end:

"Chuffy’s face might make you sick,
But Chuffy’s knife is awful quick.
And if you are his stabby pick—
The knife goes in you, STICK STICK STICK!"

He smiles a big toothy smile, and King Bubble burps out a glob of 'juice' to show his appreciation of the kill as well. "Off with its HEAD! We can bring it back to the Chief for big big reward!" He starts chopping and stabbing and pulling, taking the occasional break for a couple mouthfuls of fresh horse meat.

"What good in longshank wagon Reta?"


Reta looks carefully into the wagon.

Dark Archive

Poog dances on the dog celebrating his victory over it.

And begins to eat it raw.

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Bonekeep Slides

Maggie’s wagon is filled with all sorts of things, including colorful scraps of cloth, empty bottles, a barrel of seawater, a small keg of grain alcohol, labels, two pots of glue, a well-used makeup kit, a small mirror, a stuffed raven, a makeshift alchemy lab, 7 torches, a potion of spider climb, and five more botles of “Magical Maggie’s Miracle Medicine”. Plus I need Perception checks from everyone!

The Exchange

Male Goblin Rogue 4 HP 33/33 | AC 21, T 17, FF 15 | Fort +3, Ref +9, Will +2 | Init +9 | Perc +8 | SM +1 Effects:

Perception - Toaded: 1d20 - 2 ⇒ (17) - 2 = 15


male human air elemental bloodrager 7 | HP 74/74 (95/95), bloodrage 12/18, elemental strike 1/3 | AC 18 (16), T 12 (10), FF 17 (15) | F +8 (+11), R +4, W +5 (+7) | CMB +13, CMD 24 | Spd 40' | Perc +10 | Init +1

Mogmurch's beady little eyes light up when he sees the alchemy lab. "So much to burn!" While pawing it, he picks up a pot of glue and takes a big sniff. "Better than toad!"

perception: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (7) + 3 = 10


Reta grabs the mirror so she can practice her scary face.

perception: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (18) + 8 = 26

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Perception: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (7) + 4 = 11

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Reta and Chuffy notice something odd about the wagon: it looks to be a little shallow inside. They poke and prod and discover that it has a hollow bottom! It contains a potion of jump, a wand of cure light wounds (15 charges), an elixir of fire breath, and a small silk bag containing eight baby teeth and a crudely drawn crayon picture of a blonde half-elf woman and a smaller half-elf girl, adorned with hearts. They also find a map of the local area with a large, red “X” drawn on one spot—the Paddlefoot farm—as well as a gilded envelope containing a sparkly piece of paper covered in words. Words are bad enough, but shiny words? This clearly needs to go the the Chief!


Reta grabs the teeth. She doesn't know what to do with them, but they might be fun. She doesn't want to touch the words. "Poog, you take shiny words so we can bring them to Chief."

The Exchange

Male Goblin Rogue 4 HP 33/33 | AC 21, T 17, FF 15 | Fort +3, Ref +9, Will +2 | Init +9 | Perc +8 | SM +1 Effects:

Chuffy hops up into the wagon when the looting begins in earnest "OOoo look at all dis stuff King! Take as much as we can carry and hide, other gobbies are gonna steal anything we don't! We gotta drag that horse head too, give us great respect!"

Chuffy grabs up the potion of jump and pokes the glitter covered words over to Poog as well with his dogslicer.


male human air elemental bloodrager 7 | HP 74/74 (95/95), bloodrage 12/18, elemental strike 1/3 | AC 18 (16), T 12 (10), FF 17 (15) | F +8 (+11), R +4, W +5 (+7) | CMB +13, CMD 24 | Spd 40' | Perc +10 | Init +1

Mogmurch keeps muttering, "Fire, fire, fire!" as he snatches the elixir of fire breath.

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