WBG2, Munchmeat's farm of horrors. (Inactive)

Game Master Chyrone

PFS We be goblins too!


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Status:
Firebolt 3/5, Channel 4/4, Wand of Cure Light Wounds 9/24, Wand of Fireball 0/3, Wand of Sound Burst 11/14
Goblin Cleric 3 (HP 19/23 | AC:17 | T:13 | FF:15 | CMB: +1 | CMD: 13 | Fort:+5 | Ref:+6 | Will:+6 | Init:+6 | Perc: +2 | Speed: 30 ft.)

Poog rushes off north to keep pace with Reta:

Map


M Goblin Alchemist/3 (HP 23/23 | AC:20 | T:17 | FF:15 | CMB:+0 | CMD:15 | Fort:+6 | Ref:+7 | Will:+0 | Init:+4 | Perc:+5 | Speed: 30 ft.)

Mogmurch also follows after Reta. "We go big house next, yes?"

He inspects the small structures Reta led them to.

Perception: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (14) + 5 = 19

Updated Map


Loot sheet No plunder, no pay Battle map--Misc info slides

I'll wait for Chuffy till later tonight. His last post was wednesday.


male goblin Rogue 3 HP: 15/26 | AC: 20 | T: 16 | FF: 15 | CMD: 15 | Fort: +3 | Ref: +7| Will: +2 | Init: +8 | Perception: +7 | Sense Motive: +1

Chuffy moves up next to Mogmurch and tries to hide.

stealth: 1d20 + 18 ⇒ (19) + 18 = 37

"No one see Chuffy, till Chuffy close enough to cut!"


Loot sheet No plunder, no pay Battle map--Misc info slides

Three decrepit henhouses slump battered in the mud here. The
nervous clucking of several chickens can be heard from within.

Chuffy sees juicy chickens inside. The chickens see a crazy goblin outside. Only small or smaller creatures can enter via the opening which is the front door.

Footprints of various animals are in the mud.

Map updated


M Goblin Alchemist/3 (HP 23/23 | AC:20 | T:17 | FF:15 | CMB:+0 | CMD:15 | Fort:+6 | Ref:+7 | Will:+0 | Init:+4 | Perc:+5 | Speed: 30 ft.)

Mogmurch inspects the footprints, hoping to find out what other animals they belong to.

Survival: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (4) + 5 = 9

"There be chickens and weird-feet chickens here," Mogmurch concludes.


Status:
Firebolt 3/5, Channel 4/4, Wand of Cure Light Wounds 9/24, Wand of Fireball 0/3, Wand of Sound Burst 11/14
Goblin Cleric 3 (HP 19/23 | AC:17 | T:13 | FF:15 | CMB: +1 | CMD: 13 | Fort:+5 | Ref:+6 | Will:+6 | Init:+6 | Perc: +2 | Speed: 30 ft.)

Poog will move into one of the other pens.

Map

He licks his lips and takes a look around for any goodies.

Perception: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (20) + 2 = 22


Loot sheet No plunder, no pay Battle map--Misc info slides

AAAAnnnnnnndddddd....all hell breaks loose as Poog has made his way into the pen. The chickens start a ruckuss, then the ones in the other pens follow. A stumbling can be heard from the house.

Everybody but Poog (who's inside drooling at chickens), roll perception please.


I'M A GIRL YOU IDIOT HP 7/8| AC:15| T:13 | FF:13| CMB: +0 | CMD:12 | Fort:+3 | Ref:+2 | Will:+0 | Init:+2| Perc: +8| Speed: 30 ft.) I FIGHT THINGS

Perception: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (5) + 10 = 15


M Goblin Alchemist/3 (HP 23/23 | AC:20 | T:17 | FF:15 | CMB:+0 | CMD:15 | Fort:+6 | Ref:+7 | Will:+0 | Init:+4 | Perc:+5 | Speed: 30 ft.)

Perception: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (5) + 5 = 10


Loot sheet No plunder, no pay Battle map--Misc info slides

Hmhm, just chuffy, let's see how he does.


male goblin Rogue 3 HP: 15/26 | AC: 20 | T: 16 | FF: 15 | CMD: 15 | Fort: +3 | Ref: +7| Will: +2 | Init: +8 | Perception: +7 | Sense Motive: +1

"What Poog do?"

perception: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (5) + 7 = 12


Loot sheet No plunder, no pay Battle map--Misc info slides

GM roll:

Stealth: 1d20 + 2 + 5 + 2 ⇒ (11) + 2 + 5 + 2 = 20
Attack: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (13) + 3 = 16
Dmg: 1d6 + 3 ⇒ (1) + 3 = 4 Trip?: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (6) + 3 = 9

With the chickens in loud turmoil, the vicious animal living here sneaks up on Mogmurch and bites him for 4 dmg. Reta smells it, but is too late to warn her fellow goblins.
Surprise attack from Rottweiler.

Roll init guys, it's a dogfight here. :)
Map updated


Status:
Firebolt 3/5, Channel 4/4, Wand of Cure Light Wounds 9/24, Wand of Fireball 0/3, Wand of Sound Burst 11/14
Goblin Cleric 3 (HP 19/23 | AC:17 | T:13 | FF:15 | CMB: +1 | CMD: 13 | Fort:+5 | Ref:+6 | Will:+6 | Init:+6 | Perc: +2 | Speed: 30 ft.)

Initiative: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (12) + 6 = 18

"Wha-?"


I'M A GIRL YOU IDIOT HP 7/8| AC:15| T:13 | FF:13| CMB: +0 | CMD:12 | Fort:+3 | Ref:+2 | Will:+0 | Init:+2| Perc: +8| Speed: 30 ft.) I FIGHT THINGS

Initiative: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (5) + 3 = 8

"RETASMELLDOG!!!!! RETAHATESTUPIDLICKYBITEYFURYDOGS!!!!!! RGRGLRWGWRGLRWLGW"

Reta goes into a frenzy, shouting even louder than usual.


Status:
Firebolt 3/5, Channel 4/4, Wand of Cure Light Wounds 9/24, Wand of Fireball 0/3, Wand of Sound Burst 11/14
Goblin Cleric 3 (HP 19/23 | AC:17 | T:13 | FF:15 | CMB: +1 | CMD: 13 | Fort:+5 | Ref:+6 | Will:+6 | Init:+6 | Perc: +2 | Speed: 30 ft.)

Just in case Poog goes first, though I'm sure Mogmurch can avoid this anyway even if he is first:

Poog will rush out of the hen house and place himself between two huts.

"Poog kill his first dog today!!"

He will activate the Soundburst wand, centered on the tiny Poog below the dog. 1d8 sonic, Ford DC 13 or stunned.

Updated Map


Loot sheet No plunder, no pay Battle map--Misc info slides

Poog should make a DC14 perception to hear RETA, he's still within a small space filled with loud mouthed chickens, with it's opening north, while Reta is west.

Another goblin standing at the entrance of the pen relaying the message to him would make him aware.


Status:
Firebolt 3/5, Channel 4/4, Wand of Cure Light Wounds 9/24, Wand of Fireball 0/3, Wand of Sound Burst 11/14
Goblin Cleric 3 (HP 19/23 | AC:17 | T:13 | FF:15 | CMB: +1 | CMD: 13 | Fort:+5 | Ref:+6 | Will:+6 | Init:+6 | Perc: +2 | Speed: 30 ft.)

Perception: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (8) + 2 = 10

Poog hears nothing and remains where he is.


M Goblin Alchemist/3 (HP 23/23 | AC:20 | T:17 | FF:15 | CMB:+0 | CMD:15 | Fort:+6 | Ref:+7 | Will:+0 | Init:+4 | Perc:+5 | Speed: 30 ft.)

Does Poog get a bonus for Reta's loud voice?

Initiative: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (19) + 5 = 24

Unless the dog rolls higher, I win! :D

Mogmurch takes a 5-foot step away from the dog, takes out a bomb for this hated enemy, and throws it at the rottweiler.

Bomb: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (7) + 8 = 15 Damage: 2d6 + 2 ⇒ (5, 3) + 2 = 10
Ref DC13 for half

Updated Map Small Mogmurch = Bomb


Loot sheet No plunder, no pay Battle map--Misc info slides

I took a slight decrease in DC for that, but the DC is influenced mainly by distance and immediate circumstances.

Still waiting for Chuffy's init roll.


male goblin Rogue 3 HP: 15/26 | AC: 20 | T: 16 | FF: 15 | CMD: 15 | Fort: +3 | Ref: +7| Will: +2 | Init: +8 | Perception: +7 | Sense Motive: +1

sorry, missed the request for initiative

initiative: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (12) + 8 = 20


Loot sheet No plunder, no pay Battle map--Misc info slides

Init: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (13) + 2 = 15
Ref: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (13) + 5 = 18

Round 1
-Mogmurch throws a bomb, the dog dodges but still takes 5 dng.
-Chuffy's up
-Feral Dog
-Reta


male goblin Rogue 3 HP: 15/26 | AC: 20 | T: 16 | FF: 15 | CMD: 15 | Fort: +3 | Ref: +7| Will: +2 | Init: +8 | Perception: +7 | Sense Motive: +1

since dog hasn't acted, I should get SA. move to square right of mogmurch and slice.

melee: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (8) + 8 = 16

damage: 1d4 - 1 + 2d6 + 1d6 ⇒ (3) - 1 + (3, 5) + (3) = 13 last d6 is fire damage


Loot sheet No plunder, no pay Battle map--Misc info slides

The dog hasn't acted in normal round, but it got the drop on Mogmurch in a surprise round. Since you were there it does see you, you'd need the detour to SA it.

Round 1
-Mogmurch throws a bomb, the dog dodges but still takes 5 dmg.
-Chuffy backs up Mogmurch, stabbing at the dog for 5 dmg. It looks angrily at Chuffy.
-Feral Dog bites at Chuffy but Chuffy dodges.
-Reta's up.

Map updated

Rolls:

Bite: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (5) + 3 = 8
Dmg: 1d6 + 3 ⇒ (5) + 3 = 8


I'M A GIRL YOU IDIOT HP 7/8| AC:15| T:13 | FF:13| CMB: +0 | CMD:12 | Fort:+3 | Ref:+2 | Will:+0 | Init:+2| Perc: +8| Speed: 30 ft.) I FIGHT THINGS

"RETARIPDOGSTOTASTYBITS."

Reta dashes back around the hovel and slashes at the dog.

Attack with MW dogslicer (Dog-Sniff-Hate): 1d20 + 8 + 1 ⇒ (5) + 8 + 1 = 14
Damage (Dog-Sniff-Hate): 1d4 + 3 ⇒ (4) + 3 = 7

Map Update


Loot sheet No plunder, no pay Battle map--Misc info slides

With Reta's dash and slash to the dog, it slumps down, but not before coughing a splatter of thick drool and blood onto Mogmurch and Chuffy.

Combat over.
Map updated


I'M A GIRL YOU IDIOT HP 7/8| AC:15| T:13 | FF:13| CMB: +0 | CMD:12 | Fort:+3 | Ref:+2 | Will:+0 | Init:+2| Perc: +8| Speed: 30 ft.) I FIGHT THINGS

Reta begins wildly hacking at the dog, a look of pure rage on her face.


M Goblin Alchemist/3 (HP 23/23 | AC:20 | T:17 | FF:15 | CMB:+0 | CMD:15 | Fort:+6 | Ref:+7 | Will:+0 | Init:+4 | Perc:+5 | Speed: 30 ft.)

Mogmurch quickly searches the hen houses and dead dog for items.

Perception: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (7) + 5 = 12

When done searching, Mogmurch smears the drool and blood over his body. "Mogmurch not shower yet in morning," he explains to the others.

He moves over to what looks like a way into the big house. "Retachieftainness, we in there now?"

Updated Map


male goblin Rogue 3 HP: 15/26 | AC: 20 | T: 16 | FF: 15 | CMD: 15 | Fort: +3 | Ref: +7| Will: +2 | Init: +8 | Perception: +7 | Sense Motive: +1

Chuffy wipes as much blood and slobber off his face as he can with a single swipe, then flicks it onto his friend Mogmurch. Following it up with wiping his hand on Mogmurch's back.

"You smelly and goo'y!" Chuffy laughs at his own joke.


I'M A GIRL YOU IDIOT HP 7/8| AC:15| T:13 | FF:13| CMB: +0 | CMD:12 | Fort:+3 | Ref:+2 | Will:+0 | Init:+2| Perc: +8| Speed: 30 ft.) I FIGHT THINGS

Gore and bile stains cover Reta's whole body by the time she stops hacking at the dog. "MOGMURCH GOOD MINION AT KNOWING WHAT CHIEFTAINPRINCESS WANT. RETA SAY WE KILL MORE INSIDE!"

Reta moves across the bridge in front of Mogmurch, leaving a bloody hand print on his skull as she shoves him aside.

Map Update


Loot sheet No plunder, no pay Battle map--Misc info slides

Before you provide me with the privilege of doing things, you might want to *pluck* Poog out of his snacky-pen.


I'M A GIRL YOU IDIOT HP 7/8| AC:15| T:13 | FF:13| CMB: +0 | CMD:12 | Fort:+3 | Ref:+2 | Will:+0 | Init:+2| Perc: +8| Speed: 30 ft.) I FIGHT THINGS

Ah, thanks. Missed the post where he failed the perception check.

She shoves Mogmurch back towards the huts. "MOGMURCH! GO GET STUPIDPOOG THAT DIDN'T HELP KILL STUPIDBADLAMEDOG."

She stops for a second. "IF HE'S ASKIN' ZARONGEL FOR MORE FIRE, THAT'S OKAY."


Loot sheet No plunder, no pay Battle map--Misc info slides

GM roll:

Perc. vs Reta: 1d20 + 12 ⇒ (5) + 12 = 17

Noise can be heard more clearly within the house.
It could be footsteps, but there's voices too.


Status:
Firebolt 3/5, Channel 4/4, Wand of Cure Light Wounds 9/24, Wand of Fireball 0/3, Wand of Sound Burst 11/14
Goblin Cleric 3 (HP 19/23 | AC:17 | T:13 | FF:15 | CMB: +1 | CMD: 13 | Fort:+5 | Ref:+6 | Will:+6 | Init:+6 | Perc: +2 | Speed: 30 ft.)

"Poog always asking Zarongel for more fire...", a dejected Poog mumbles as he joins the group.

"Poog had dreams from Zarongel of killing a dog, but maybe that is for another day." Poog sighs, then gives the dog a kick for good measure. "Someday...", says Poog, as he stares off into the distance wistfully.


male goblin Rogue 3 HP: 15/26 | AC: 20 | T: 16 | FF: 15 | CMD: 15 | Fort: +3 | Ref: +7| Will: +2 | Init: +8 | Perception: +7 | Sense Motive: +1

do we got any wands of CLW to heal me up with? or should I just use the potion from the chieftains chest?


Status:
Firebolt 3/5, Channel 4/4, Wand of Cure Light Wounds 9/24, Wand of Fireball 0/3, Wand of Sound Burst 11/14
Goblin Cleric 3 (HP 19/23 | AC:17 | T:13 | FF:15 | CMB: +1 | CMD: 13 | Fort:+5 | Ref:+6 | Will:+6 | Init:+6 | Perc: +2 | Speed: 30 ft.)

I healed you up on Oct 16th.


Status:
Firebolt 3/5, Channel 4/4, Wand of Cure Light Wounds 9/24, Wand of Fireball 0/3, Wand of Sound Burst 11/14
Goblin Cleric 3 (HP 19/23 | AC:17 | T:13 | FF:15 | CMB: +1 | CMD: 13 | Fort:+5 | Ref:+6 | Will:+6 | Init:+6 | Perc: +2 | Speed: 30 ft.)

Throwing caution to the wind, Poog moves forward and gallantly opens the door in front of the group for his Chieftainess.

"After you, mighty chieftainess Reta."


Loot sheet No plunder, no pay Battle map--Misc info slides

GM roll:

Perception: 1d20 + 12 ⇒ (5) + 12 = 17
Stealth: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (20) + 10 = 30

We'll say you aided Poog, the door needed a DC16 strenght check.

If/When you enter
The floor of this fithy chamber is made of rough floorboards.
Numerous gaps between them show a dark space below the building. A large pile of furs and straw is heaped to the south, and a huge trap door sits in the very center of the room. To the west, a single ill-fiting door hangs askew on a single hinge.

Roll perception please.
Map updated.


M Goblin Alchemist/3 (HP 23/23 | AC:20 | T:17 | FF:15 | CMB:+0 | CMD:15 | Fort:+6 | Ref:+7 | Will:+0 | Init:+4 | Perc:+5 | Speed: 30 ft.)

Mogmurch waits for Retachieftainess to enter the building first.

"Mogmurch be following you!" he declares, but takes a peek inside the building.

Perception: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (2) + 5 = 7


Status:
Firebolt 3/5, Channel 4/4, Wand of Cure Light Wounds 9/24, Wand of Fireball 0/3, Wand of Sound Burst 11/14
Goblin Cleric 3 (HP 19/23 | AC:17 | T:13 | FF:15 | CMB: +1 | CMD: 13 | Fort:+5 | Ref:+6 | Will:+6 | Init:+6 | Perc: +2 | Speed: 30 ft.)

Perception: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (17) + 2 = 19


I'M A GIRL YOU IDIOT HP 7/8| AC:15| T:13 | FF:13| CMB: +0 | CMD:12 | Fort:+3 | Ref:+2 | Will:+0 | Init:+2| Perc: +8| Speed: 30 ft.) I FIGHT THINGS

Reta looks around.

Perception: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (4) + 10 = 14


male goblin Rogue 3 HP: 15/26 | AC: 20 | T: 16 | FF: 15 | CMD: 15 | Fort: +3 | Ref: +7| Will: +2 | Init: +8 | Perception: +7 | Sense Motive: +1

perception: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (20) + 7 = 27


Loot sheet No plunder, no pay Battle map--Misc info slides

Nice roll Chuffy.

Obviously this house, if one could call it that, has seen better days.
Chuffy doesn't notice any enemies around, however he does see some faint prints in the dust on the floor leading towards the door.

Does he wish to follow them?


I'M A GIRL YOU IDIOT HP 7/8| AC:15| T:13 | FF:13| CMB: +0 | CMD:12 | Fort:+3 | Ref:+2 | Will:+0 | Init:+2| Perc: +8| Speed: 30 ft.) I FIGHT THINGS

Waiting to see if Chuffy follows the tracks


male goblin Rogue 3 HP: 15/26 | AC: 20 | T: 16 | FF: 15 | CMD: 15 | Fort: +3 | Ref: +7| Will: +2 | Init: +8 | Perception: +7 | Sense Motive: +1

"Funny footprints go that way."

Follow tracks, and point them out to fellow goblins


Loot sheet No plunder, no pay Battle map--Misc info slides

As Chuffy follows the tracks towards the door, something moves.
A flash motion from the corner of fur and dirt makes clear that isn't all dead pelts.

Surprise attack.
A giant ferret attacks Chuffy with fang & Claw, but only scrapes him for 1 dmg. A loud hissing and yelping as it does.

From somewhere behind the door a voice is heard.
"Huh, what go on? Spike smell sumthun? I come soon Spike."

Roll init please.
Map updated.

GM rolls:

Bite: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (7) + 2 = 9 Dmg: 1d6 + 1d6 ⇒ (3) + (5) = 8
Claw 1: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (12) + 2 = 14 Dmg: 1d4 ⇒ 4
Claw 2: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (14) + 2 = 16 Dmg: 1d4 ⇒ 1
Arrival: 1d4 ⇒ 2


I'M A GIRL YOU IDIOT HP 7/8| AC:15| T:13 | FF:13| CMB: +0 | CMD:12 | Fort:+3 | Ref:+2 | Will:+0 | Init:+2| Perc: +8| Speed: 30 ft.) I FIGHT THINGS

Initiative: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (13) + 3 = 16


Status:
Firebolt 3/5, Channel 4/4, Wand of Cure Light Wounds 9/24, Wand of Fireball 0/3, Wand of Sound Burst 11/14
Goblin Cleric 3 (HP 19/23 | AC:17 | T:13 | FF:15 | CMB: +1 | CMD: 13 | Fort:+5 | Ref:+6 | Will:+6 | Init:+6 | Perc: +2 | Speed: 30 ft.)

Initiative: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (8) + 6 = 14


male goblin Rogue 3 HP: 15/26 | AC: 20 | T: 16 | FF: 15 | CMD: 15 | Fort: +3 | Ref: +7| Will: +2 | Init: +8 | Perception: +7 | Sense Motive: +1

initiative: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (17) + 8 = 25


M Goblin Alchemist/3 (HP 23/23 | AC:20 | T:17 | FF:15 | CMB:+0 | CMD:15 | Fort:+6 | Ref:+7 | Will:+0 | Init:+4 | Perc:+5 | Speed: 30 ft.)

Initiative: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (8) + 4 = 12

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