WBG2, Munchmeat's farm of horrors. (Inactive)

Game Master Chyrone

PFS We be goblins too!


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Loot sheet No plunder, no pay Battle map--Misc info slides

Reflex Stirge: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (7) + 6 = 13

The stirge shreeks as Mogmurch's bomb's fire scorches its flesh, but it yet lives. (3/5 HP)

Use Mogmurch's maplink to follow.


Status:
Firebolt 3/5, Channel 4/4, Wand of Cure Light Wounds 9/24, Wand of Fireball 0/3, Wand of Sound Burst 11/14
Goblin Cleric 3 (HP 19/23 | AC:17 | T:13 | FF:15 | CMB: +1 | CMD: 13 | Fort:+5 | Ref:+6 | Will:+6 | Init:+6 | Perc: +2 | Speed: 30 ft.)

Poog moves over to the right and fires a firebolt at the stirge indicated by a mini poog:

Map

Ranged Touch: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (10) + 5 = 15
damage: 1d6 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 1 = 4

FIRE!


Loot sheet No plunder, no pay Battle map--Misc info slides

Poog launches the firebolt, which misses by half a foot.

Some snickering can be heard in the back.


I'M A GIRL YOU IDIOT HP 7/8| AC:15| T:13 | FF:13| CMB: +0 | CMD:12 | Fort:+3 | Ref:+2 | Will:+0 | Init:+2| Perc: +8| Speed: 30 ft.) I FIGHT THINGS

"IF POOG AND MOGMURCH THROW FIRE AND NO WALK IN WATERS, THEN RETA SHOOT."

Reta will take a shot with her bow at the one indicated by the tiny Reta head (which makes it about normal size I guess).

Attack with MW Shortbow (Point-Blank): 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (8) + 9 = 17
Damage (Point-Blank: 1d4 + 1 ⇒ (1) + 1 = 2


Loot sheet No plunder, no pay Battle map--Misc info slides

Since you didn't post the map, i'm assuming it's the one just ahead of you. Updated under my name.

The stirge takes 2 damage but remains alive.


male goblin Rogue 3 HP: 15/26 | AC: 20 | T: 16 | FF: 15 | CMD: 15 | Fort: +3 | Ref: +7| Will: +2 | Init: +8 | Perception: +7 | Sense Motive: +1

on next turn...

Chuffy swings his dogslicer at the stirge marked in the top left corner of his square.

melee: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (18) + 8 = 26

damage: 1d4 - 1 ⇒ (2) - 1 = 1 if sneak attack applies, please add SA: 2d6 ⇒ (4, 6) = 10


Loot sheet No plunder, no pay Battle map--Misc info slides

Doesn't quite apply

Chuffy makes a clean cut at the stirge. (4/5)

Mogmurch you're up
Poog & Reta


M Goblin Alchemist/3 (HP 23/23 | AC:20 | T:17 | FF:15 | CMB:+0 | CMD:15 | Fort:+6 | Ref:+7 | Will:+0 | Init:+4 | Perc:+5 | Speed: 30 ft.)

@GM: I rolled 20 on my attack roll, and I happen to remember to stirge's AC is lower than 20. So my bomb should've hit the stirge, not just cause splash damage.
With a successful Reflex safe the stirge would've taken 1/2 of 11 damage, which would bring it to 0/0.

Mogmurch takes another bomb, and throws it at the same stirge he targeted earlier.

Bomb: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (18) + 8 = 26 Damage: 2d6 + 2 ⇒ (6, 4) + 2 = 12
Reflex 13 for half damage. Though it's dead anyway with this hit :)

"Mogmurch show you how it done!" he declares to the other goblins.

"Bwahahaha!"


Loot sheet No plunder, no pay Battle map--Misc info slides

Did you ninja me with a correction back then? Could've sworn you did less damage then. Meh..

The stirge is charred and with a faint breeze a strong burn smell comes from it.

2 points to Slitherin Mogmurch.


Status:
Firebolt 3/5, Channel 4/4, Wand of Cure Light Wounds 9/24, Wand of Fireball 0/3, Wand of Sound Burst 11/14
Goblin Cleric 3 (HP 19/23 | AC:17 | T:13 | FF:15 | CMB: +1 | CMD: 13 | Fort:+5 | Ref:+6 | Will:+6 | Init:+6 | Perc: +2 | Speed: 30 ft.)

Poog attempts some acrobatics!

Acrobatics to climb on planks: 1d20 ⇒ 1

...and he falls face first into the swamp.

Map


Loot sheet No plunder, no pay Battle map--Misc info slides

Poog is eliminated from the challenge.

I didn't have much luck doing this one either.


I'M A GIRL YOU IDIOT HP 7/8| AC:15| T:13 | FF:13| CMB: +0 | CMD:12 | Fort:+3 | Ref:+2 | Will:+0 | Init:+2| Perc: +8| Speed: 30 ft.) I FIGHT THINGS

"HAHAHAHA! STUPID POOG GET ALL WET AND GUNKY."

Reta will shoot again, same target as last time (actually linked the map this time lol).

Attack with MW Shortbow (point blank): 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (7) + 9 = 16
Damage (point blank): 1d4 + 1 ⇒ (4) + 1 = 5

Map Update


Loot sheet No plunder, no pay Battle map--Misc info slides

Reta shoots and the arrow makes stirge-kebab.
yumyum......

2 Points to Reta!

Round 3
Chuffy
Mogmrch
Reta


Status:
Firebolt 3/5, Channel 4/4, Wand of Cure Light Wounds 9/24, Wand of Fireball 0/3, Wand of Sound Burst 11/14
Goblin Cleric 3 (HP 19/23 | AC:17 | T:13 | FF:15 | CMB: +1 | CMD: 13 | Fort:+5 | Ref:+6 | Will:+6 | Init:+6 | Perc: +2 | Speed: 30 ft.)

Poog grumbles about Reta getting lucky, and sloshes his way to the bank to watch the remainder of the dare.


M Goblin Alchemist/3 (HP 23/23 | AC:20 | T:17 | FF:15 | CMB:+0 | CMD:15 | Fort:+6 | Ref:+7 | Will:+0 | Init:+4 | Perc:+5 | Speed: 30 ft.)

Nope, didn't ninja anyone there.

"Haha!" Mogmurch points a finger at Poog. "You no become chief by falling in water!"


Loot sheet No plunder, no pay Battle map--Misc info slides

The goblins laugh.

"Haha, skull-cap not scream too soon, he not chief yet either."


male goblin Rogue 3 HP: 15/26 | AC: 20 | T: 16 | FF: 15 | CMD: 15 | Fort: +3 | Ref: +7| Will: +2 | Init: +8 | Perception: +7 | Sense Motive: +1

Chuffy tries to finish off the stirge in front of him.

attack: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (2) + 8 = 10

damage: 1d4 - 1 ⇒ (2) - 1 = 1


Loot sheet No plunder, no pay Battle map--Misc info slides

The wiggling of the stirge sort of makes Chuffy lose his focus and he misses.

Round 3

Chuffy
Mogmurch is up
Reta


M Goblin Alchemist/3 (HP 23/23 | AC:20 | T:17 | FF:15 | CMB:+0 | CMD:15 | Fort:+6 | Ref:+7 | Will:+0 | Init:+4 | Perc:+5 | Speed: 30 ft.)

GM, could you perhaps mark which stirges are dead? As more die, I fear I'll lose track of it.

Bomb, aiming at empty square: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (16) + 8 = 24

Mogmurch sidesteps and aims at the square just above where Reta's dead stirge is. By doing this, the stirge that's being attacked by Chuffy is just within the range of the bomb's splash damage.

Reflex 13 for half damage. So it's either 4 or 2 splash damage to the stirge that has 4/5 HP.

"Hahaha! Mogmurch evil plan to steal kill!"

Updated Map, with mini Mogmurch as bomb

I can't see the grid very well. I think it's probably one square too far, but I'll ask it anyway to make sure: will Mogmurch's bomb also hit the stirge north of where it lands with splash damage?


Loot sheet No plunder, no pay Battle map--Misc info slides

The dead stirges will be marked off with the green bar.
No it won't...but you're hitting another stirge with it.

Reflex: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (16) + 6 = 22
Mogmurch has scorched Chuffy's target for 2 damage (2/5) by scorching it with the explosion of his bomb.

Chuffy
Mogmurch
Reta's up

Map


M Goblin Alchemist/3 (HP 23/23 | AC:20 | T:17 | FF:15 | CMB:+0 | CMD:15 | Fort:+6 | Ref:+7 | Will:+0 | Init:+4 | Perc:+5 | Speed: 30 ft.)

Thanks!

Mogmurch's a bit disappointed when he realizes his evil plan wasn't a very good plan at all.

"Mogmurch kill it next turn! Chuffy no get kill!"


I'M A GIRL YOU IDIOT HP 7/8| AC:15| T:13 | FF:13| CMB: +0 | CMD:12 | Fort:+3 | Ref:+2 | Will:+0 | Init:+2| Perc: +8| Speed: 30 ft.) I FIGHT THINGS

"OR RETA KILL IT NOW, MOGMURCH! HAHAHAHA."

Reta will take a shot at the same target as Mogmurch and Chuffy.

Attack with MW Shortbow (PB): 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (18) + 9 = 27
Damage (PB): 1d4 + 1 ⇒ (1) + 1 = 2


Loot sheet No plunder, no pay Battle map--Misc info slides

Reta almost denies Chuffy & Mogmurch a kill by shooting the stirge.
It is disabled 0/5

Almost...darn the dice.

Round 4
Chuffy, you're up.
Mogmurch
Reta


I'M A GIRL YOU IDIOT HP 7/8| AC:15| T:13 | FF:13| CMB: +0 | CMD:12 | Fort:+3 | Ref:+2 | Will:+0 | Init:+2| Perc: +8| Speed: 30 ft.) I FIGHT THINGS

Reta jumps up and down, stomping furiously. "STUPID CHEATING STABBYFLYINGBUG! THAT SHOULD HAVE KILLED YOU."

Reta acting cocky and getting denied is better imo :D


Loot sheet No plunder, no pay Battle map--Misc info slides

Lol, you might get to do that to them later, who knows.


Status:
Firebolt 3/5, Channel 4/4, Wand of Cure Light Wounds 9/24, Wand of Fireball 0/3, Wand of Sound Burst 11/14
Goblin Cleric 3 (HP 19/23 | AC:17 | T:13 | FF:15 | CMB: +1 | CMD: 13 | Fort:+5 | Ref:+6 | Will:+6 | Init:+6 | Perc: +2 | Speed: 30 ft.)

Maybe Reta forget which end of arrow to use?, Poog snickers.


M Goblin Alchemist/3 (HP 23/23 | AC:20 | T:17 | FF:15 | CMB:+0 | CMD:15 | Fort:+6 | Ref:+7 | Will:+0 | Init:+4 | Perc:+5 | Speed: 30 ft.)

"Mogmurch steal kill!"

Mogmuch sticks his tongue out at Chuffy, hoping to provoke him. "Distraction make you miss! Bleh!"


male goblin Rogue 3 HP: 15/26 | AC: 20 | T: 16 | FF: 15 | CMD: 15 | Fort: +3 | Ref: +7| Will: +2 | Init: +8 | Perception: +7 | Sense Motive: +1

"Your tongue no scare me! The boom booms I no like when thrown at me though!"

attack: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (16) + 8 = 24

damage: 1d4 - 1 ⇒ (4) - 1 = 3


Loot sheet No plunder, no pay Battle map--Misc info slides

And like he says, Chuffy kills the stirge, scoring 2 points.

Mummy sprattleharsh yells out:
"You are slow, you have 18 seconds left."

With the stirge dare possibly taking a long time, 3 more rounds. There's the last dare and the rest of crazyness awaiting our goblin heroes.

Round 4
Chuffy kills!
Mogmurch'up.
Reta


Status:
Firebolt 3/5, Channel 4/4, Wand of Cure Light Wounds 9/24, Wand of Fireball 0/3, Wand of Sound Burst 11/14
Goblin Cleric 3 (HP 19/23 | AC:17 | T:13 | FF:15 | CMB: +1 | CMD: 13 | Fort:+5 | Ref:+6 | Will:+6 | Init:+6 | Perc: +2 | Speed: 30 ft.)

Chuffy brave, only goblin that uses planks in plank challenge!


M Goblin Alchemist/3 (HP 23/23 | AC:20 | T:17 | FF:15 | CMB:+0 | CMD:15 | Fort:+6 | Ref:+7 | Will:+0 | Init:+4 | Perc:+5 | Speed: 30 ft.)

"Nooo!" Mogmurch yells, and pulls out another bomb. "Chuffy you cheat! You steal kill!"

Mogmurch throws a bomb at another stirge. If the bomb lands where Mogmurch wants it to (mini Mogmurch), then it'll also hit another stirge with splash damage (north of target).

Bomb, 2nd range increment: 1d20 + 8 - 2 ⇒ (15) + 8 - 2 = 21 Damage: 2d6 + 2 ⇒ (5, 2) + 2 = 9
Reflex DC 13 for half damage.
Same for the stirge just north of the target, which otherwise receives 4 splash damage.

Updated Map


I'M A GIRL YOU IDIOT HP 7/8| AC:15| T:13 | FF:13| CMB: +0 | CMD:12 | Fort:+3 | Ref:+2 | Will:+0 | Init:+2| Perc: +8| Speed: 30 ft.) I FIGHT THINGS

"IF YOU DON'T WANT KILLSTEAL, KILL IN ONE HIT, MOGMURCH."

Reta will shoot at the one just north of Mogmurch's last target, hoping to finish it off after the splash damage weakened it.

Attack with MW Shortbow (PB): 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (17) + 9 = 26
Damage (PB): 1d4 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 1 = 4


Loot sheet No plunder, no pay Battle map--Misc info slides

Reflex: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (10) + 6 = 16
Reflex: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (17) + 6 = 23

The stirge is wriggling enough to avoid the full damage, but still burns quite well, it's dead. Half with uneven numbers will be rounded up.
The upper stirge reacts quickly too, surviving the bomb but is killed off briefly after by Reta.

2 points to Mogmurch!
2 points to Reta!

Round 5
Chuffy's up
Mogmurch
Reta


Status:
Firebolt 3/5, Channel 4/4, Wand of Cure Light Wounds 9/24, Wand of Fireball 0/3, Wand of Sound Burst 11/14
Goblin Cleric 3 (HP 19/23 | AC:17 | T:13 | FF:15 | CMB: +1 | CMD: 13 | Fort:+5 | Ref:+6 | Will:+6 | Init:+6 | Perc: +2 | Speed: 30 ft.)

Poog's eyes glaze over as he watches the unending explosions and burning stirges. Completely in his element, he is the happiest he can remember being in the last few weeks.


Loot sheet No plunder, no pay Battle map--Misc info slides

Poog on the other hand is waiting for any of the others to fail or fall.


M Goblin Alchemist/3 (HP 23/23 | AC:20 | T:17 | FF:15 | CMB:+0 | CMD:15 | Fort:+6 | Ref:+7 | Will:+0 | Init:+4 | Perc:+5 | Speed: 30 ft.)

Mogmurch is a bit surprised his bomb actually killed the stirge in one go. "Blast that hard? Mogmurch didn't think it was?"

He then shrugs, as he doesn't mind, but when Mogmurch sees Reta takes advantage of the weakened stirge he grows mad again. "Reta say kill one hit! You no do that now!"

I love these little sadists and their bickering :)


male goblin Rogue 3 HP: 15/26 | AC: 20 | T: 16 | FF: 15 | CMD: 15 | Fort: +3 | Ref: +7| Will: +2 | Init: +8 | Perception: +7 | Sense Motive: +1

Chuffy growls at the 2 goblins earning some points. Flips them his own bird (middle finger), then moves down the plank to attack the next stirges.

"Chuffy not scared of white skin boot balancing. Chuffy gonna kill more small flappy arms!"

acrobatics: 1d20 + 10 - 2 ⇒ (4) + 10 - 2 = 12

melee: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (15) + 8 = 23

damage: 1d4 - 1 ⇒ (1) - 1 = 0 (1 min)


Loot sheet No plunder, no pay Battle map--Misc info slides

Round 5
Chuffy moved and hit a stirge for 1.
Mogmurch's up
Reta

Map updated


M Goblin Alchemist/3 (HP 23/23 | AC:20 | T:17 | FF:15 | CMB:+0 | CMD:15 | Fort:+6 | Ref:+7 | Will:+0 | Init:+4 | Perc:+5 | Speed: 30 ft.)

"Chuffy fail! Bwahaha!"

Mogmurch throws his last bomb for today at the top left stirge.

Bomb, 2nd range increment: 1d20 + 8 - 2 ⇒ (13) + 8 - 2 = 19 Damage: 2d6 + 2 ⇒ (3, 6) + 2 = 11
Reflex DC 13 for half damage

Updated Map


Loot sheet No plunder, no pay Battle map--Misc info slides

The stirge sees a spheric object approaching its head.....
Reflex: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (16) + 6 = 22
Despite its superior wriggling, it takes a blast and hangs fried from the pole.

2 points to Mogmurch!

Round 5
Chuffy moved and hit a stirge for 1.
Mogmurch bombs a stirge to death.
Reta's turn.

Map updated


I'M A GIRL YOU IDIOT HP 7/8| AC:15| T:13 | FF:13| CMB: +0 | CMD:12 | Fort:+3 | Ref:+2 | Will:+0 | Init:+2| Perc: +8| Speed: 30 ft.) I FIGHT THINGS

Reta rushes to the east, right next to Poog, so she can get a better angle.

"YOU DO GOOD WARMUP FOR RETA, CHUFFY. SHE FINISH STABBYFLYBUG NOW."

Already subtracted -4 for firing into melee and -4 for soft cover

Attack with MW Shortbow (PB): 1d20 + 9 - 4 - 4 ⇒ (15) + 9 - 4 - 4 = 16
Damage (PB): 1d4 + 1 ⇒ (4) + 1 = 5

Map Update


Loot sheet No plunder, no pay Battle map--Misc info slides

Reta is dead-on (pun intended), as she rolls exactly the AC and the Hp of the creature. Another stirge-kebab, denying Chuffy a kill.

2 points to Reta!

Round 6
Chuffy's turn
Mogmurch
Reta


male goblin Rogue 3 HP: 15/26 | AC: 20 | T: 16 | FF: 15 | CMD: 15 | Fort: +3 | Ref: +7| Will: +2 | Init: +8 | Perception: +7 | Sense Motive: +1

Chuffy seems to have steam coming off his head from the anger of seeing stirges around him killed by someone else's hand! He shoots Reta a sharp glare then pulls out his crossbow and fires at the bird just north of him.

crossbow: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (13) + 7 = 20

damage: 1d3 ⇒ 2


M Goblin Alchemist/3 (HP 23/23 | AC:20 | T:17 | FF:15 | CMB:+0 | CMD:15 | Fort:+6 | Ref:+7 | Will:+0 | Init:+4 | Perc:+5 | Speed: 30 ft.)

"Bwaha! Chuffy does weak shot!"

Despite laughing at Chuffy, Mogmurch's feeling a bit troubled.

I no have bombs! How I hit stirges?!


Loot sheet No plunder, no pay Battle map--Misc info slides

Nyarr-harr...you goes walkz the planks ;)


M Goblin Alchemist/3 (HP 23/23 | AC:20 | T:17 | FF:15 | CMB:+0 | CMD:15 | Fort:+6 | Ref:+7 | Will:+0 | Init:+4 | Perc:+5 | Speed: 30 ft.)

Nooo! The planks!

I'm sure I'll fall :P


I'M A GIRL YOU IDIOT HP 7/8| AC:15| T:13 | FF:13| CMB: +0 | CMD:12 | Fort:+3 | Ref:+2 | Will:+0 | Init:+2| Perc: +8| Speed: 30 ft.) I FIGHT THINGS

"SOFTEN UP MORE STABBYFLYBUGS FOR RETA, MOGMURCH." She blows a raspberry at him.

Gonna go on ahead and make an attack roll for my turn, if that's okay. Reta is shooting the closest stirge on the left.

Attack with MW shortbow (PB): 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (4) + 9 = 13
Damage (PB): 1d4 + 1 ⇒ (2) + 1 = 3


Loot sheet No plunder, no pay Battle map--Misc info slides

You miss by a long shot :)

Mogmurch is still to post his actions.


Status:
Firebolt 3/5, Channel 4/4, Wand of Cure Light Wounds 9/24, Wand of Fireball 0/3, Wand of Sound Burst 11/14
Goblin Cleric 3 (HP 19/23 | AC:17 | T:13 | FF:15 | CMB: +1 | CMD: 13 | Fort:+5 | Ref:+6 | Will:+6 | Init:+6 | Perc: +2 | Speed: 30 ft.)

Poog anxiously watches the destruction as time runs out.


M Goblin Alchemist/3 (HP 23/23 | AC:20 | T:17 | FF:15 | CMB:+0 | CMD:15 | Fort:+6 | Ref:+7 | Will:+0 | Init:+4 | Perc:+5 | Speed: 30 ft.)

I missed that I was also to post. Should've figured that out with the turn order staying the same...

Acrobatics, walk planks (DC 7), -2 from boots: 1d20 + 4 - 2 ⇒ (8) + 4 - 2 = 10

Mogmurch successfully moves up the planks, and takes out a flask of acid.

"Mogmurch has many stuff to throw!"

Updated map

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