Wow... O.O
That was disturbing in more ways than I care to count. Jesal, if you ever pull that s$&# in my campaign I swear I'll send Besmara herself riding a Tarn Linnorm to tear each and every one of your extremities from your body and bang each resulting hole with a shoal of Aboleths.
Wow... O.O
That was disturbing in more ways than I care to count. Jesal, if you ever pull that s*&@ in my campaign I swear I'll send Besmara herself riding a Tarn Linnorm to tear each and every one of your extremities from your body and bang each resulting hole with a shoal of Aboleths.
Easy there big fella!
Yeah. That was... something.
Yeah... I still remember when I was first shown. Those kids ain't right man.
Easy there big fella!Wow... O.O
That was disturbing in more ways than I care to count. Jesal, if you ever pull that s*&@ in my campaign I swear I'll send Besmara herself riding a Tarn Linnorm to tear each and every one of your extremities from your body and bang each resulting hole with a shoal of Aboleths.
Haha, might have gone a little verboard there... but still just don't do it man...
Um, what ... No.
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Would be interesting, seeing Salt trying to romance someone (part fish or not XD).
So, I get the feeling that, since I'm romancing Rosie, I'm going to butt heads with Conchobar. Should be good for RP.
You can play "toss the gnome". Just don't call it that way ;)
I can always "accidentally" shoot him a few times if you want. Or we can "accidentally" punt him overboard. Come to think of it, there are a lot of accidents that can happen to wee folk on a pirate ship.
For some reason, the thought of one of us gleefully punting a gnome over the side of a ship while the rest of the group cheers is cracking me up waaaay to much.
Bluff: oh hey, a mermaid!
Gnome: Where?!
Boot to the back.
eeeeeeee.....ssploosh. Cue shark...NOMNOM.
Oh, you guys. ;)
But, seriously, I don't want to kill him. Could get us in trouble. Not that we aren't already in trouble by, you know, doing our jobs, being too good, and, most punishing of all, being the PCs. I just figure there might be some head butting, jealousy, harsh words, etc. Should be fun.
Also, I have heard stories on the internet of rpg characters who specialized in tossing small creatures.
Yes, they had to be at least 1 size category higher. But using them as weapons required more than a single grab.
If you wanted to use a halfling as a sack of meat (at that moment they are) to bash into someone, it be easier though being large than medium.
A Titan mauler barbarian who specializes in halflings. I can see the horrified GM's now....
Hey guys! Welcome to my pathfinder society table, let me just peruse your sheets.... Hmmm.... That seems to be in order, ok, now for Krunk the barbarian.... Wait, why does it say "halfling" under weapon.... And you have twenty enslaved halflings on chains in your inventory?! Wait, weapon focus halfling is NOT a feat!!
Krunk.....that instantly made me think of that cartoon show. Justice friends, with Krunk being the dumb purple hulk-knockoff.
But the halflings could be considered "improvised" weapons. Albeit with limited uses each and food upkeep. His alignment would be E surely, smashing a golem with halflings is evil.
By Krunk, I was thinking about the Emporer's New Groove. Though, his name is spelled Kronk.
Applying weapon blanches to halflings would be brutal.
So, we waiting on Ranak's daytime action, it seems.
Sorry bout that. Been doing work that has taken me away from my computer today. I will be done in the next couple hours.
It's all right. No rush, no pressure.
I wholeheartedly apologize for my absence. I would love to admit it was just being crazy busy but I know that other stuff, lack of motivation have also been the cause.
If it's not too late oh GM, would you have me back?
Sure come on back, I'll just have to skip on today's Daytime action for you but you can start up again from the night on :)
Sure come on back, I'll just have to skip on today's Daytime action for you but you can start up again from the night on :)
Thank ye kindly GM sir!
Welcome back, Dario!
We were talking about romance (and gnome chucking)! Who are you going to try and get with? So far, it's me and Rosie, Edward and Sandara, Alabaster and Sandara or Giffer, maybe Ranak and Grok, and Salt wants to get together with something aquatic.
Dario will most likely not pair up with anyone quite yet.
Do we go ahead and post night interactions, or should we wait until you conclude the day?
I included my nighttime action.
Scourge is the bosun, the one who hands out the punishments at the bloody hour, and who has the major problem with the pc's, right,
I believe so. Though, Plugg and Scourge have problems with us.
Okay, I just got an idea. This might be a stinker:
I got 99 problems, but Scourge ain't one.
I'll get something up in the morning. Long day.
Sorry for the delay. Post is up.
I'm going to try and pick up the ACG at my local bookstore tomorrow. It looks like the only change they made to the warpriest is that they no longer get a full BAB with their chosen weapons. That may hurt Alabaster a bit. I built him partly around that.
Hopefully there is an archetype that will help him out, maybe one that uses firearms and will make it easier for him feat wise on the gun area. All in all, it looks like I'll come out ok.
@Ranak: Not a problem and thanks
@Dario: I said you were free to jump back in starting at the nighttime actions
I have the ACG, and I have updated plans for Alabaster, as well as the changes he will have currently. He'll lose the knowledge geo, lose the devotee of the green trait, gain the called trait, and start taking the favored class bonus that gives him 1/6 of a combat feat.
The rest of the changes will affect his future, and will serve to give him sword and pistol and all of the feats in that chain a bit sooner.
The question is, are the trait changes and the skill changes too much for you, Goliath?
Just so you guys know, my family will be taking my brother to his college on Sunday. So, posting may be sporadic.
I kind of want to be the one to fight. But Dario's slightly stronger.
Also, you'd provoke an AoO every time you attacked.
Goliath, I am waiting to update Alabaster to the new rules as soon as you let me know if the changes I put forth are ok.
Understandable. Though, part of me thinks that if I fight and win, it could go well for the plan.
Maybe being merciful can win us respect. Like in the movie Gladiator, beat a strong guy, spare him and gain popularity and fame. :)
Not too mention healing from Alabaster to ease his defeat.
True.
Seems like we got a plan. Boy, can't wait to see Plugg's reaction after we execute this plan. :)
Just so everyone knows, I picked up some hours at work for tomorrow. I will be gone for most of the day.
Ok, so I went ahead and updated Alabaster. I also plan on him going the route of amateur swashbuckler, and picking up opportune parry and riposte. It just seems to fit his fighting style. I made the changes I mentioned above as well.
Hey, guys. Change of plans for tomorrow. My employer said that they didn't need me tomorrow. So I can post.
Ok, so I went ahead and updated Alabaster. I also plan on him going the route of amateur swashbuckler, and picking up opportune parry and riposte. It just seems to fit his fighting style. I made the changes I mentioned above as well.
Looks good, Alabaster!
Also, who are we waiting on?
Beats me....
..more than that critical from the rat....