The Spires of Ravenloft
Game Master Sean, Minister of KtSP

True. I am fiercely defensive about my time. "What's that? $100,000/yr job you say? Hm... how many hours a week? 50-60? Sorry, not interested *click*!"

I'm just having a blast playing my first gunslinger, no worries mate.

Yeah, Wexley is currently my favorite character.

My current favorite character is a thousand year old semi-nihilistic god-hating philosopher who used to be a powerful sorcerer, but was captured and level-drained until the magic powering his immortality failed, all so he could be publicly executed.

He managed to escape and, cut off from his sorcererous powers, is now re-learning magic the hard way as a wizard.

So far, he's tricked the Archpriest of Asmodius into a one-sided contract, burned down the entire prison they had him locked up in, and animated his own severed hand to be his familiar.

...I got a crit with a starknife?

and animated his own severed hand to be his familiar.

Very Evil Dead 2. Love it.

You guys make my life sound lame.

If it helps, I wish the money were better. Freelancing means never having to worry about job or income security, because you've got neither! Seat-of-the-pants living, my friends.

Past few month I've been doing to the stay at home mom thing. Very boring.

I hear the stay at home mom thing is filled with all kinds of craziness and excitement. Just, you know, kid craziness and excitement.

Most awesome Pathfinder character was in a custom setting (Pathfinder meets collapse of the Soviet Union era Earth). He was a mech pilot whose mech was draped in a dire bear skin and wielded a large sized heavy machine gun. We were trapped in an underground facility that was filling with assorted zombies and eldritch horrors.

I waded through the zombies like a sixteen foot tall god of war and then proceeded to demand the first boss I ran into relinquish all magic effects and report to a holding cell. When he tried to monologue his way out of it I played Lawful-Stupid until he got frustrated and turned into a demon. He was promptly fed a world of hurt.

That's awesome. :)

@Red - How are you at +10 to attack *after* power attack? I count:
+5 BAB
+3 STR
+1 Weapon
For a total of 9, or 7 with power attack. Where are the other 3 points coming from?
Not trying to be annoying, I just like to analyze builds so I can pirate any good ideas I see for future characters.

+2 for inspire courage

Also next feat will either be Deadly Aim or Rapid Shot.

Oh! I forgot about inspire courage. There I go forgetting about the bard again. My bad.

Hahaha, he is a small and tasty. But, is allowing me to hack the crap out of worgs.

I need to drop one of that number. The worgs are the same size as my mount, but Natural 20 knocks 'em flat every time, lol.

I'll be sure to keep posting it as a reminder when I post. I see some of the rest of you are also posting it in your actions which will help everyone remember.

Hey! We're back! I kept getting the goblin/no-store picture most of yesterday, then it seemed like the board was up, but I kept getting a (non-illustrated) error message when I tried to get to do anything.

Is everybody else piling up the "new message" notifications as well? Mine don't go away after I read them. Pretty annoying.

Also, whose turn is it?

Yes, it's a known issue and they're working on it.

re-dot

I think that the little cavi has become my new go to melee character, lol.

I warned you guys that Simon isn't much of a damage dealer yet. Dex fighters don't take off until about 7th level :)

He's the tank. She's the DPR.

Jeremiah will be doing more damage soon as well. Either need to up my dex or hold on until I get another feat.

I really look forward to a charging crit. That will be ugly.

I'll just be hanging out in the back to heal you guys when you're done with the fighting. :)

I'm just trying to, you know.... kill you all. Or turn you into undead abominations. Or whatever. Look, a shiny thing!

Which, by the way, I should make this all kind of official and stuff. I'll even bold it, for emphasis:

In this game, death is not necessarily the end of your character.

Just putting that out there. And since you all are already here, it would be silly of me to take the character over!

Unless you're just a mindless zombie or something. 'Cuz just typing "Uuuuuunh, BRAAAAAIIINS" or "Grr, Argh" over and over again probably isn't fun.

Revenant Gunslinger out for revenge!

*Electric guitar solo!*

Pale Rider? Haha.

Did the worgs take their turn yet?

I was kind of ambiguous on that myself. I decided to post my action anyway, because I love to spam.

Gonna wait until I know what state everything is in before I open fire.

Nah, I forgot to post worg actions yesterday, my bad. Updating now.

Hey Sean, don't worry about it. Got get that money to do anything else, right, lol. For a fella in your field I imagine this is go time.

Haha, censorship

Cue horrible and ironic fate.

I fully intend to avenge your death by headless construct.

busy day, sorry for not posting. feel free to npc me. i'll be able to post again tomorrow night.

I know this is somewhat sudden, but we will very shortly be adding a new player to the group.

Nifty. Is there a stone or branch near the road I can grab and throw towards the noise?

Hopefully we all are not so jumpy we kill the poor fella by mistake. :)

Hee hee!

New player falls in hail of bullets, bolts, and charging halfling.

Don't forget--Wexley stabs the body.

You still alive Sean?

Hope everything's ok with our GM